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schmitty  

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:6/19/2013
Location:Florida
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#22 - Thankfully this was one of the few times where I didn't look a… 19 hours ago on Assassin's Creed +2
#9 - I know I've been on the internet too long when my first though…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Why to mind your own business +26
User avatar #19 - Omnomnomynous (22 hours ago) [-]
I actually thought the two brother were setting her up for a prono
#4 - Rev up those punchlines in the title.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Assassin's Creed +16
User avatar #6 - forbesydemon (06/18/2013) [-]
I stopped paying attention past the first line after I read the title.
User avatar #22 - schmitty (19 hours ago) [-]
Thankfully this was one of the few times where I didn't look at the title before reading the story. But if I had it would've completely ruined the joke.
#12 - This is literally the only reaction I can maintain at the moment. 06/18/2013 on Bestiality expert +1
#26 - "Disguised himself probably". Well no fucking shit. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Fucking Hufflepuff! +1
User avatar #42 - tombombadil (06/18/2013) [-]
You forget that people in the Harry Potter universe are pretty dense. The fact that anyone other than Hermione or Dumbledore came to that conclusion without a thorough investigation is pretty impressive by their standards.
#210 - TFW I never got any of those for Christmas to begin with.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on a blast from the past +2
#220 - zecaida (06/18/2013) [-]
when i was 10 my sis got the new Ipod nano for christmas, while i got a soccer ball hard enough to hurt me with every kick, so thats how i discovered who was the favourite one
#24 - Why are people saying this a crayon candle when its obviously …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Fucking crayons +27
#77 - dimpflmyer (06/18/2013) [-]
#25 - Remember kids, when walking through lava, gotta go fast. 06/17/2013 on his shoes light on fire for... 0
#164 - Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Nev… 06/15/2013 on I would sing Gary´s rap song 0
#9 - "How long have you been a Blackhawks fan for?" &…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Kids -49
#48 - shrekpenis (06/16/2013) [-]
I guess you can say that you feel very...
(wait for it)
schmitty.
User avatar #11 - zakaizer (06/15/2013) [-]
Or it's a grammatically correct way of asking a question and makes the reporter/interviewer look like a human being... Just a thought, you know?
#13 - N. Korean citizen (06/15/2013) [-]
It is actually grammatically incorrect. The correct way to ask that question would be "For how long have you been a Blackhawks fan?" What do I care though, I'm simply a bored anon.
User avatar #14 - zakaizer (06/15/2013) [-]
If that's the case, then everyone I know, even my teachers can't speak proper English... but then again, we do live in Bedford, so it would be understandable...
User avatar #29 - Denver (06/15/2013) [-]
Anon was right. it is incorrect to end a sentence with a preposition, which no one really does because it would mean sentences like "the building that he jumped from." would have to become "the building from which he jumped."
#40 - dorklordrises (06/15/2013) [-]
One can end sentences with prepositions.
User avatar #31 - zakaizer (06/15/2013) [-]
Upon further research (Which I admit, I should have done in the first place...), I'll admit he is right, although, I managed to get thumbs out of it, so alls well that ends well.

Even though thumbs have no significant purpose by any stretcth of the imagination
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#46 - drhard ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
You got proven wrong in the most epic way, so you went back and thumbed down every comment there, how cute.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - schmitty (06/10/2013) [-]
What makes you think I went and thumbed everything down? Why would I thumb down the people who weren't even talking to me? That just makes no sense. And I still stand by what I said about the Lumia being a better phone. You claimed you can do all of those things with the S4, but will you? If you're not going to do all of those things then what's the point of the device being able to do it?
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User avatar #48 to #47 - drhard ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
You were the only person that had a notification to take them back to that comment string, therefore the only one that will.

And ya, I will do all those things, so with pretty much anyone, thats why they get smart phones. The GS4 is superior to the 920 is every single way, hardware, software, and any other way.
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User avatar #45 - theschmidt (06/01/2013) [-]
My last name is "Schmidt"

It doesn't bother me when I see your name...
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User avatar #41 - Syncronicity (09/24/2012) [-]
My last name is Schmitt.
It bothers me when I see your name...
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User avatar #42 to #41 - schmitty (09/24/2012) [-]
Do you see my name around FJ a lot?
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User avatar #44 to #43 - schmitty (09/27/2012) [-]
My last name is Smith, but schmitty was my nickname in high school on the football team.
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#39 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for knowing grammar. You and I know grammar very well. I thumbed up all those comments for you.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - schmitty (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, its good to know not everyone on FJ is a complete idiot.
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#29 - SonicTeam (03/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add Schmitty.
So whatever you wanna do to me, go for it.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - schmitty (03/06/2012) [-]
just a quick question, why does your profile say youre a male but your description calls you a female?
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User avatar #31 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
I am a guy. The description is just a story.
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#32 to #31 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
aww man, you got me all excited and everything lol
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User avatar #33 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
Lets just say if I was a girl, what were your intentions with me?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
well, piercings are a pretty big turn on for me so that would be awesome if a girl had her vag pierced.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! Sorry to let you down bro. I'm sure you'll find that girl on the NSFW page
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User avatar #36 to #35 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
every now and then one pops up lol but it sucks because im on a government computer and government internet so NSFW on here is pretty much the only porn i can access lol
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User avatar #37 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
LOL what are you doing looking at NSFW porn on a Gov't computer?
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#38 to #37 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
whatever the fuck i want
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#26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, bro I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
Hello, bro
I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
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User avatar #28 to #26 - schmitty (12/19/2011) [-]
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
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#27 to #26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Also this
Also this
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User avatar #20 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
SAME LAST NAME OMG
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User avatar #21 to #20 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? its a pretty common name
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User avatar #22 to #21 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
but its german :D
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User avatar #23 to #22 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? how is that german? i think you mean schmidt.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
I mean Schmitty because that is my last name, which is the German Smith
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User avatar #25 to #24 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
oh ok, makes sense now
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User avatar #12 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
dont worry , i thumbed up 50 cent
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User avatar #16 to #15 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
ur black right?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
nope.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
so how u hear about lolipopp lol
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User avatar #19 to #18 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
i like rap lol
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#4 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
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User avatar #13 to #4 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
do the CREP
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User avatar #14 to #13 - bobJML (05/14/2011) [-]
NO!
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User avatar #5 to #4 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
hi
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User avatar #6 to #5 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
What's up?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
chillin. do i know you?
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#8 to #7 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
...no...
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User avatar #9 to #8 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
oh ok, just wondering
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User avatar #10 to #9 - bobJML (03/18/2011) [-]
I mean now you do.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
well yea, NOW i do.
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User avatar #1 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
haha my teacher was an old man who lectured us the whole period then gave us the work like 4 mins b4 the bell rang, i just said fuck it i aint doin it, wat a dumb old man.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - schmitty (06/19/2010) [-]
yea, my teachers were always annoying old women. they would have read some gay ass story in our literature books and then have us answer the questions for hw, i never did them. either one.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
jeez teachers are retarded some times, my best teacher was for health, he just made us laugh the whole period, it was like stand up comedy every day, best class ever. wish i could take it again =/
 
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