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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:5/28/2012
Location:West Point
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Highest Content Rank:#7438
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Level 18 Content: New Here → Level 19 Content: New Here
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Level 300 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 301 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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Times Content Favorited:36 times
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    Uploaded: 05/21/11
    title May 21
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#16 - Director's cut of the pic at the end 5 hours ago on balls 0
#51 - I see what you did there, even if you didn't 5 hours ago on Scrabble +4
#71 - oh ok, the A looks like an R in both cases and I couldn't figu…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Cute Simpsons Moment 0
User avatar #72 - diddymonster (5 hours ago) [-]
yeah i could have done a better job
#69 - what the fuck does this one even say?  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Cute Simpsons Moment +1
User avatar #70 - diddymonster (5 hours ago) [-]
op you're a fag
User avatar #71 - schmitty (5 hours ago) [-]
oh ok, the A looks like an R in both cases and I couldn't figure out what the last letter was.
User avatar #72 - diddymonster (5 hours ago) [-]
yeah i could have done a better job
#30 - Fuck the Navy, go Army!  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on College +5
#39 - haaaxderp (14 hours ago) [-]
Fuck both of you, MARINES!
User avatar #102 - meganinja (11 hours ago) [-]
Air Force is where it's at.
User avatar #79 - kevlar (11 hours ago) [-]
so go navy?
#45 - shut it samefag  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on I kill you 0
#48 - SirMartin (05/26/2012) [-]
haha. I love to see people copying everything from 4chan.
#294 - And this is why men are not allowed to buy the Plan B pill, li…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on /b/ 0
User avatar #309 - derpit (05/24/2012) [-]
im 20 years old and had a broken condom incident, went to walgreens and asked for one and they gave it to me.
#110 - Oh look, it's Asian Arnold Schwarzenegger 05/22/2012 on Ridiculously photogenic...... +7
#517 - There is a difference between a repost not being funny anymore… 05/21/2012 on Oh Aminals 0
#65 - Glad I could help Mr. Nicholson. 05/20/2012 on Oh Aminals +8
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#39 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for knowing grammar. You and I know grammar very well. I thumbed up all those comments for you.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - schmitty (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, its good to know not everyone on FJ is a complete idiot.
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#29 - SonicTeam (03/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add Schmitty.
So whatever you wanna do to me, go for it.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - schmitty (03/06/2012) [-]
just a quick question, why does your profile say youre a male but your description calls you a female?
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User avatar #31 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
I am a guy. The description is just a story.
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#32 to #31 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
aww man, you got me all excited and everything lol
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User avatar #33 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
Lets just say if I was a girl, what were your intentions with me?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
well, piercings are a pretty big turn on for me so that would be awesome if a girl had her vag pierced.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! Sorry to let you down bro. I'm sure you'll find that girl on the NSFW page
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User avatar #36 to #35 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
every now and then one pops up lol but it sucks because im on a government computer and government internet so NSFW on here is pretty much the only porn i can access lol
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User avatar #37 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
LOL what are you doing looking at NSFW porn on a Gov't computer?
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#38 to #37 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
whatever the fuck i want
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#26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, bro I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
Hello, bro
I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
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User avatar #28 to #26 - schmitty (12/19/2011) [-]
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
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#27 to #26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Also this
Also this
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User avatar #20 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
SAME LAST NAME OMG
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User avatar #21 to #20 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? its a pretty common name
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User avatar #22 to #21 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
but its german :D
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User avatar #23 to #22 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? how is that german? i think you mean schmidt.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
I mean Schmitty because that is my last name, which is the German Smith
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User avatar #25 to #24 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
oh ok, makes sense now
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User avatar #12 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
dont worry , i thumbed up 50 cent
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User avatar #16 to #15 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
ur black right?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
nope.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
so how u hear about lolipopp lol
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User avatar #19 to #18 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
i like rap lol
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#4 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
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User avatar #13 to #4 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
do the CREP
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User avatar #14 to #13 - bobJML (05/14/2011) [-]
NO!
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User avatar #5 to #4 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
hi
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User avatar #6 to #5 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
What's up?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
chillin. do i know you?
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#8 to #7 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
...no...
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User avatar #9 to #8 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
oh ok, just wondering
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User avatar #10 to #9 - bobJML (03/18/2011) [-]
I mean now you do.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
well yea, NOW i do.
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User avatar #1 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
haha my teacher was an old man who lectured us the whole period then gave us the work like 4 mins b4 the bell rang, i just said fuck it i aint doin it, wat a dumb old man.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - schmitty (06/19/2010) [-]
yea, my teachers were always annoying old women. they would have read some gay ass story in our literature books and then have us answer the questions for hw, i never did them. either one.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
jeez teachers are retarded some times, my best teacher was for health, he just made us laugh the whole period, it was like stand up comedy every day, best class ever. wish i could take it again =/
 
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