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Date Signed Up:8/14/2010
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#15 - Year outta high school, making 4k a month take-home pay. No-wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on Reality > Studies +4
#43 - jimmypeg (10/07/2012) [-]
Canada fuck ya
#33 - what do y'all think of my new ram?  [+] (15 new replies) 09/28/2012 on RAM it in +57
User avatar #260 - thekingofengland (09/28/2012) [-]
I can see 4 kids in the reflection
User avatar #80 - littlenish (09/28/2012) [-]
Dodge it look like it can fit in the drive?
#57 - bitchesaintshitboy (09/28/2012) [-]
You should try putting it in the cd drive
User avatar #36 - sergeantwazup (09/28/2012) [-]
wow...I guess this post couldn't of dodged that one.
User avatar #38 - rellergert (09/28/2012) [-]
Are you ford real with these stupid truck jokes?
User avatar #39 - sergeantwazup (09/28/2012) [-]
Toyotally
User avatar #42 - slootyslooot (09/28/2012) [-]
Liam Nissan Can't stop laughing at this thread!!



See guys, I can be punny too! Right? Guys?
User avatar #43 - rel (09/28/2012) [-]
Really? Is this thread going to reVolvo around these kinds of jokes?
User avatar #44 - kikkelikeiju (09/28/2012) [-]
Jesus Chrysler, these jokes are lame...
User avatar #47 - zigzagderpaderp (09/28/2012) [-]
I'd join in your conversation, but I'm Honda phone
User avatar #46 - sergeantwazup (09/28/2012) [-]
Cuda these get any worse?
#53 - N. Korean citizen (09/28/2012) [-]
And Datsun is some good humor
#330 - bighairybacon (10/07/2012) [-]
Yup, I'm just sitting on my Porsche with my laptop. What are you doing?
#56 - draxdiesel (09/28/2012) [-]
you guys auto know better than to make such terrible jokes
User avatar #67 - zmb (09/28/2012) [-]
I want you all to know that the string of car puns made my eyes bleed more than the post itself... why do you all hate me?
#103 - You're right, it was one of us. Of course 09/19/2012 on sniper 0
#222 - No kidding. I just bought a 2012 ram half ton, seems perfect 09/19/2012 on the man with the worlds... 0
#102 - Actually Canadian. From Saskatchewan 09/19/2012 on For the love of God, tip! 0
#28 - Yup, it's a long hard 3 weeks, but I gotta pay for my brand ne… 09/18/2012 on For the love of God, tip! +2
#26 - I grow it out at work. I work a set of three weeks on, and one…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on For the love of God, tip! +2
User avatar #27 - teoberry (09/18/2012) [-]
ah, makes sense. my cousin works out in new brunswick and he has greasy hair and beard. doubt anyone in a work camp has much time to shave though
User avatar #28 - schmidthead (09/18/2012) [-]
Yup, it's a long hard 3 weeks, but I gotta pay for my brand new Dodge Longhorn somehow ;)
#17 - Days mean nothing to me. I work the next three weeks straight,… 09/18/2012 on My week 0
#18 - So what if I was raised on a farm and drive a truck? 09/18/2012 on For the love of God, tip! +26
#15 - I have a mullet. Who didn't tip? Thank you, I'm sexy as hell  [+] (13 new replies) 09/18/2012 on For the love of God, tip! +38
User avatar #92 - comradederpy (09/18/2012) [-]
'Murica
User avatar #102 - schmidthead (09/19/2012) [-]
Actually Canadian. From Saskatchewan
#42 - afternoon (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #95 - trollins (09/18/2012) [-]
That's a great gif.
#99 - afternoon (09/18/2012) [-]
Damn right it is
#32 - cracknigger (09/18/2012) [-]
#33 - cracknigger (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #25 - teoberry (09/18/2012) [-]
no offense, but you look greasy as fuck. shave that
User avatar #26 - schmidthead (09/18/2012) [-]
I grow it out at work. I work a set of three weeks on, and one off. Living in a work camp of 1000
User avatar #27 - teoberry (09/18/2012) [-]
ah, makes sense. my cousin works out in new brunswick and he has greasy hair and beard. doubt anyone in a work camp has much time to shave though
User avatar #28 - schmidthead (09/18/2012) [-]
Yup, it's a long hard 3 weeks, but I gotta pay for my brand new Dodge Longhorn somehow ;)
#17 - N. Korean citizen (09/18/2012) [-]
You look inbred.
User avatar #18 - schmidthead (09/18/2012) [-]
So what if I was raised on a farm and drive a truck?
#96 - Reminds me oddly of the bar fight I got into thursday night. W… 09/16/2012 on Ultra combo 0
#49 - No way bro, I'm an electrician too 09/08/2012 on Working as an electrician +1
#39 - I work twenty days in a row, and get eight off, ten hour days.… 09/08/2012 on TGIF +1
#1 - I just wanna say, that picture in the bottom right was taking … 09/03/2012 on Female Drivers +2
#2 - And before you know it, you've made a shit lasagne  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2012 on first world problems +5
#3 - N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
oh god lol..
#263 - I actually dropped a Coin in the synagogue this is attached to… 09/01/2012 on Creepiest places on earth 0
#206 - I kid y'all not, I was at that Jewish Cemetery. It's creepy man.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Creepiest places on earth +2
User avatar #220 - hyeroshi (09/01/2012) [-]
Can you imagine what would happen if you tossed a nickle in there?
User avatar #263 - schmidthead (09/01/2012) [-]
I actually dropped a Coin in the synagogue this is attached too. Never found it. We had joked that the ghosts had it.
User avatar #251 - weapsycho (09/01/2012) [-]
oh wow this comment needs more thumbs and internets
#160 - No way bro, I'm from Regina! 08/31/2012 on Give him ALL of Lance... 0
#151 - I've only been above ground haha, seems pretty typical up here 08/25/2012 on Monday Thru Friday 0
#47 - thank you :) 08/25/2012 on ShitFag 0
#42 - can someone PLEASE give me the template for that face  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2012 on ShitFag 0
#52 - mattymattwithahat (08/25/2012) [-]
Here, have many.
#45 - EnergizierAnon (08/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #47 - schmidthead (08/25/2012) [-]
thank you :)
#149 - Nope. Mines, Rigs, More mines haha, that sort of thing. A lumb… 08/25/2012 on Monday Thru Friday 0
#85 - Never had an office job in my life. Never will. I'm an industr… 08/24/2012 on Monday Thru Friday 0
#36 - totally fucked with my head. My nickname is Schmee. 08/17/2012 on 0
#23 - Hey ZeGerman, it's me again. Fuck that guy. I've spent my life… 08/09/2012 on Do you still want to eat them? +2
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User avatar #1 - ScottishPirate (08/17/2010) [-]
i just gave you you're first alert.
User avatar #2 to #1 - schmidthead (08/17/2010) [-]
well thank you :)
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