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sausydangles

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Date Signed Up:2/09/2010
Last Login:4/01/2015
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Comment Ranking:#13040
Highest Content Rank:#2533
Highest Comment Rank:#3255
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Content Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 154 Content: Faptastic → Level 155 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:158681
Times Content Favorited:179 times
Total Comments Made:591
FJ Points:9150

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#25 - not if they want to get stuff done 5 hours ago on Twiggerd muh soggy knee +1
#42 - well I've got some good news for you  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on The End +15
#84 - mayoroftownsville (56 minutes ago) [-]
What day is it?
#67 - I named my rifle Maggie during basic, because Maggie always pu… 03/28/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #25, #26 +1
#84 - ******* POG embarrassing us in front of Canada 03/28/2015 on USA vs CANADA 0
#84 - But, but, she is a sexy kitty 03/25/2015 on Actually Being A Girl Problems +6
#35 - As a soldier I was really looking forward to learning how to o…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2015 on How to Silently Open Velcro +31
#81 - funpunk (03/19/2015) [-]
Keep fighting the good fight, bro. Hopefully you'll get your power armor soon.
#71 - tomtomvdp (03/19/2015) [-]
What do you mean , I couldn't even hear the velcro. The man knows his shit.
User avatar #58 - serrikari (03/19/2015) [-]
I mean, you could use scissors and just CUT the strap. That's quiet. Only time you're gonna need to keep Velcro quiet is in a tactical situation anyway.
#42 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
if you hold a finger between the velcro while you pull it, it is much quieter. It still makes noise, but nowhere near as much, same thing works with zippers.
User avatar #38 - guiguito (03/19/2015) [-]
Wet it first, now go kill some terrorists for me please?
#269 - I still haven't beaten the evil way in fallout 3 because i can…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Relateable Posts +5
User avatar #281 - thesovereigngrave (03/16/2015) [-]
You're referring to fucking up the water supply, right? That's not just evil, it's stupid. You were born in the wastes; it hurts you too.
#292 - dontknowme (03/16/2015) [-]
You realize that the character was born in a vault, right?
User avatar #311 - legodude (03/16/2015) [-]
Erm.... No your character was born in the wasteland and your James (Liam Neeson) takes you into vault 101 AFTER you're born/your mother dies in child birth.
#351 - dontknowme (03/17/2015) [-]
shit, forgot about that part. Haven't played in years. Why didn't they make a point of that at the ending then?
#112 - But they're just so basic 03/10/2015 on Cringe #2 Reloaded 0
#12 - be able to pass the army PT test before you get to basic, ask … 03/08/2015 on Call of Doody 0
#9 - Imagine being the world's deadliest janitor when you're in gar…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Call of Doody +2
User avatar #11 - chadisyounggg (03/08/2015) [-]
Yea I have been thinking about joining the army. If I do I'd prefer to get into jump school or anything in terms of light infantry. Any advice? How's the training like? I am pretty out of shape I can barley run half a mile of course I am going to work out much much more before I sign up.
User avatar #12 - sausydangles (03/08/2015) [-]
be able to pass the army PT test before you get to basic, ask your recruiters to show you a proper push-up and have them give you a full pt test even if it is not needed. jump school is super fucking boring until you actually jump, and if you get on jump status you'll be in good shape for light infantry. With the exception of the 25th light id(not the 25th airborne) and the 10th mountain basically all other infantry units that aren't airborne or air assault are mechanized and not light infantry.

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