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#124 - maybe water is more expensive than the ingredients used to mak… 05/21/2013 on only letters, numbers and... 0
#82 - Chinese american here. First, I think the sign is actually Chi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Meanwhile in Japan +1
User avatar #83 - guardofwhiterun (05/14/2013) [-]
you sir, deserve a like.
#8 - god,i love this movie... stephen chow is such a boss 04/20/2013 on Hey you, come here and fight +32
#37 - What if the cure for cancer has already been discovered, but i…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Good Guy Salk +6
User avatar #61 - alltimetens (04/12/2013) [-]
While there's a big chance that that may be the truth, I really think it's a bad investment, especially when it comes to pharmaceutical companies. You do realize that any company that can find a cure for a major cancer will receive millions, if not BILLIONS of dollars for its discovery. Patenting such a cure will most certainly make the company the most successful of the 21st century.
#92 - N. Korean citizen (04/12/2013) [-]
But there is no one cure for cancer, there are so many different types that all have different receptors that drugs would need to identify to target the cancer cells. Even if drugs for a small number of cancers existed there is then the problem of identifying which type of cancer a patient has. The market currently could not allow a single discovery to earn a company a monopoly.
User avatar #201 - alltimetens (04/13/2013) [-]
You need to reread my comment. I said IF any company could find a cure for cancer, they would be the most successful company on Earth. You're pointing out details that are irrelevant. Obviously, there is no one cure for cancer. There are over 200 different cancers that are dwelling within millions of different people. But I'm referring to cures for big cancers such as lung cancer, blood cancers such as leukemia, bone cancer, skin cancer, breast cancer, prostate cancer, etc. Cancers that affect millions of people are the biggest targets for big corporations.


Microsoft, Exxon, Apple, Samsung, and Walmart all have monopolies in their industry. In fact, what Exxon did in order to not be charged with being a monopoly was being split into many different companies.
User avatar #57 - ProWig (04/12/2013) [-]
Some cancers not all of them but yeah mostly true
User avatar #44 - syrenthra (04/12/2013) [-]
that is most certainly the case, it is how humans will always be, fucking greedy
User avatar #45 - syrenthra (04/12/2013) [-]
almost certainly*
User avatar #40 - wilfredfanforever (04/12/2013) [-]
It has been discovered, so I've heard. But the reason you just gave is the exact reason they're holding out on us.
User avatar #39 - sketchE (04/12/2013) [-]
ive never understood that. theres always going to be more people getting cancer
#38 - N. Korean citizen (04/12/2013) [-]
What if we get proof instead of wasting time whatiffing.
#299 - Oh I see haha. I'm still relatively new at producing, only a c… 04/10/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) 0
#297 - hmm okay, I might switch to ableton then. Thanks. Oh btw, what…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) 0
#298 - clapex (04/10/2013) [-]
im making downtempo and house beats but i have nothing presentable finished yet ableton has awesome orchestral presets btw
User avatar #299 - saturous (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh I see haha. I'm still relatively new at producing, only a couple years . And oh, that would be really nice, as the stock presets on fl are complete crap lol
#295 - yeah, fl studios was the first one i used, and i haven't tried…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) 0
#296 - clapex (04/10/2013) [-]
i love ableton ^^ you have everything in one window and you can improvise pretty good in session view
if you know another daw you will find the way very quick there
User avatar #297 - saturous (04/10/2013) [-]
hmm okay, I might switch to ableton then. Thanks. Oh btw, what kind of music do you make? I shared that one song, but recently, I've been making more orchestrals and instrumentals and such lol
#298 - clapex (04/10/2013) [-]
im making downtempo and house beats but i have nothing presentable finished yet ableton has awesome orchestral presets btw
User avatar #299 - saturous (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh I see haha. I'm still relatively new at producing, only a couple years . And oh, that would be really nice, as the stock presets on fl are complete crap lol
#286 - it takes a while to learn haha, but once you start understandi…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) 0
#290 - clapex (04/10/2013) [-]
i use ableton, i hate that you have to open a windows for everything in fl
User avatar #295 - saturous (04/10/2013) [-]
yeah, fl studios was the first one i used, and i haven't tried anything else yet haha. Would you recommend switching to ableton?
#296 - clapex (04/10/2013) [-]
i love ableton ^^ you have everything in one window and you can improvise pretty good in session view
if you know another daw you will find the way very quick there
User avatar #297 - saturous (04/10/2013) [-]
hmm okay, I might switch to ableton then. Thanks. Oh btw, what kind of music do you make? I shared that one song, but recently, I've been making more orchestrals and instrumentals and such lol
#298 - clapex (04/10/2013) [-]
im making downtempo and house beats but i have nothing presentable finished yet ableton has awesome orchestral presets btw
User avatar #299 - saturous (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh I see haha. I'm still relatively new at producing, only a couple years . And oh, that would be really nice, as the stock presets on fl are complete crap lol
#75 - it's usually with a software, called DAW's. You think up melod…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) +3
#191 - clapex (04/09/2013) [-]
fruityloops looks so confusing to me. also link to your soundcloud pls
User avatar #286 - saturous (04/09/2013) [-]
it takes a while to learn haha, but once you start understanding it, the software itself becomes easier. Composing on the other hand, will always be pretty difficult and frustrating haha.. soundcloud.com/dynastyzproduction/drop-it thats a track that I made a while ago haha, don't expect much though I dont really upload that much on soundcloud as of now either lol.
#290 - clapex (04/10/2013) [-]
i use ableton, i hate that you have to open a windows for everything in fl
User avatar #295 - saturous (04/10/2013) [-]
yeah, fl studios was the first one i used, and i haven't tried anything else yet haha. Would you recommend switching to ableton?
#296 - clapex (04/10/2013) [-]
i love ableton ^^ you have everything in one window and you can improvise pretty good in session view
if you know another daw you will find the way very quick there
User avatar #297 - saturous (04/10/2013) [-]
hmm okay, I might switch to ableton then. Thanks. Oh btw, what kind of music do you make? I shared that one song, but recently, I've been making more orchestrals and instrumentals and such lol
#298 - clapex (04/10/2013) [-]
im making downtempo and house beats but i have nothing presentable finished yet ableton has awesome orchestral presets btw
User avatar #299 - saturous (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh I see haha. I'm still relatively new at producing, only a couple years . And oh, that would be really nice, as the stock presets on fl are complete crap lol
#6 - the way he just smiles at the camera afterwards cracks me up  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia +116
User avatar #25 - jinxbomb (04/09/2013) [-]
the guy in the car's complaining about the bad driving and then he comes out and fixes his light, gives him that smile all like "yeah, fuck you too"
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User avatar #1 - cookiemonsterandme (03/04/2013) [-]
We maxed out the replies, so I'm gonna keep on fan-girling here :)
Omo, you're chinese? That's really cool, I would love to get a chance to visit that part of the world one day, I barely got to spend 3 days in Beijing once, a few years back and it was like, wow...
Yeah, Face, great song about how to overcome those around you that keep on talking :)
Go ahead and do that, I got into him by reading fanfics and imagines and went from there. He has a couple scene with Ailee at the MAMA awards I think where they sing together and are so cute!
Also I forgot to mention, I'm ihave the biggest crush on Zico and Kyung from Block B and am getting a feel for BTOB... I really like Cube XD
User avatar #3 to #1 - saturous (03/04/2013) [-]
Hahaha, yeah I'm Chinese XD. I live in the US though, pretty boring here... China's really fun haha, a lot to do there, what did you do in Beijing? just visit famous sites? haha. I really like Block B too haha, favorite song by them has to be nalina. G.na choi is from Cube right?
User avatar #4 to #3 - cookiemonsterandme (03/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I went sight-seeing and whatnot, but then had to leave with out getting married to Tao :(
Have you listened to Zico's pre-debut, underground songs? They're perfection and better than all the commercial music now in the industry....
User avatar #5 to #4 - saturous (03/04/2013) [-]
No I haven't, haha. I'll go do that also XD they're on youtube right? and do you listen to Jay Park? I really like his raps.. and I like Epik High a lot lol
User avatar #6 to #5 - cookiemonsterandme (03/04/2013) [-]
Yup they are, his best ones, I think, are No Limit and Dead President.
I haven't really gotten a chance to do so, I haven't turned on my computer in weeks with school and all that... My parents might not be asian but they sure act like it... Any really good songs I should look into?
Yeah, Epik High are too good to not be mentioned, I mean, come on, there's Tablo!

Got to go, bye, talk to you tomorrow!
G'Night!
I was so close to writing GDNight...
User avatar #7 to #6 - saturous (03/04/2013) [-]
I'll definitely listen to them haha. My parents are super strict too, especially with academics and such.. asian parents.. lol. And yup, night! haha gd night... big bang XD
User avatar #8 to #7 - cookiemonsterandme (03/06/2013) [-]
Anneyong!

GD was my very first bias, my first finding in kpop, some time ago :)
I guess I'm sort of screwed because I live in a non English speaking country and we have olimpiades at this thing and I have a super important faze on saturday and working my butt off to pass :)
Do you watch Eat Your Kimchi?
User avatar #10 to #8 - saturous (03/06/2013) [-]
Hello! I've never heard of the word faze, is that like a test? And no, is that a TV show?haha
User avatar #11 to #10 - cookiemonsterandme (03/06/2013) [-]
Here, the competitions start out at school level, then district, then city and afterwards you're competing with only 5 other people at the national level. That's what I meant when I said faze, the national one.
Yes, and no, it's a show on youtube by two english teachers that moved and now live in Korea and weekly review a kpop song as well as some more things, like interviews and such. They're brilliant!
User avatar #12 to #11 - saturous (03/06/2013) [-]
:0 wow.. sounds intense haha.. what kind of competitions? You must be really smart then.. I mean national? That's awesome haha. And oh,. That actually sounds familiar, I might have seen one or two videos by them XD
User avatar #13 to #12 - cookiemonsterandme (03/07/2013) [-]
In general, at just about anything from Chemistry and Physics to Art and English. I'm not really all that smart, but I lived a bit of my life in England and have the accent and British thinking and that helps, so much.
You mentioned you were a queen, so here, they did (more than one, but I found this one first) one with T-ara:
www.youtube.com
/watch?v=jT-QOIgXHJo
User avatar #14 to #13 - saturous (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh I see, haha. Still, thats really impressive XD Thats really cool that you lived in England before, last summer I had a summer camp at Oxford, England, it was probably one of the best four weeks of my life lol. And, I'll check the video out now :D
User avatar #15 to #14 - cookiemonsterandme (03/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, the place is brilliant, I loved it there :)
I'm so anxious about tomorrow, my tummy in jumping about XD
User avatar #16 to #15 - saturous (03/08/2013) [-]
Haha, thats so awesome. Good luck tomorrow! I'm sure you'll do amazing xD
User avatar #17 to #16 - cookiemonsterandme (03/09/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot :)
I just came back from the center and I'm fairly sure I'll pass this time around, all it takes is a 100% score, that paired up with my original 96 makes a total amount of 98, which hopefully means I'll pass onto national :)
What about you, I know so little about you XD
User avatar #18 to #17 - saturous (03/09/2013) [-]
oh wow haha. yeah, i hope you get into nationals too XD and me? like hobbies and stuff? I don't really have that much time to do other stuff because of academics, but I really like practicing martial arts and composing music haha.. like I make kpop remixes and just original compositions in my free time lol
#19 to #18 - cookiemonsterandme (03/09/2013) [-]
I just found out, my teacher called me, I passed, with the top score on the country :))) I'm crying :)   
Yeah, stuff like that. I practised karate until last year when it got too hectic and I quit, after being in the domain for almost 6 years XD   
oppa...can I see a remix of yours... *pwetty pleasu*??
I just found out, my teacher called me, I passed, with the top score on the country :))) I'm crying :)
Yeah, stuff like that. I practised karate until last year when it got too hectic and I quit, after being in the domain for almost 6 years XD
oppa...can I see a remix of yours... *pwetty pleasu*??
#20 to #19 - saturous (03/09/2013) [-]
Nice! That's ridiculous... XD Congrats! And I've never done karate, just wushu and a type of chinese kickboxing haha. and sure, don't expect much though! I also don't know if you like electronic music, like dubstep and stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jupf2-bwms0 That's a remix of top's song, turn it up haha. idk what my gif has to do with this, but since you used one, i thought i'd reply with one hahaha
Nice! That's ridiculous... XD Congrats! And I've never done karate, just wushu and a type of chinese kickboxing haha. and sure, don't expect much though! I also don't know if you like electronic music, like dubstep and stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jupf2-bwms0 That's a remix of top's song, turn it up haha. idk what my gif has to do with this, but since you used one, i thought i'd reply with one hahaha
User avatar #21 to #20 - cookiemonsterandme (03/11/2013) [-]
Thank you :)
Whenever someone says wushu, I automatically think of Tao, Exo-m, and I'm not even an EXOtic XD
That's the most epic remix/cover I have ever seen!! I have no idea why they're so underrated :)Turn it up is awesome but I prefer Knock Out, sounds better. more original :D
User avatar #24 to #21 - exotic ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
lol.
User avatar #25 to #24 - cookiemonsterandme (03/11/2013) [-]
Sorry dude, I had no idea :)
EXOtic is somethintg completely different XD
User avatar #22 to #21 - saturous (03/11/2013) [-]
Haha no problem. That's so amazing though, I mean first in the nation? Haha. And oh, thanks lol. Yeah I don't get that many views on my videos haha. I agree that the knock out one was more original to lol
User avatar #23 to #22 - cookiemonsterandme (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, it means a lot to me, after all the long hours and sleepless nights spent studying to finally get some recognition C:
You have a sick sound to them, I really don't understand youtubers...
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