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saturninepariah

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Date Signed Up:4/01/2013
Last Login:7/23/2016
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Times Content Favorited:259 times
Total Comments Made:623
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Life...it's not for everyone. So ask your doctor about suicide today.
When dealing with stupidity killing that idiot in your head is the best solution.
If you are disappointed or offended by this description please allow me to express my warmest indifference.
I hate all of you equally.
Sincerely
Saturnine Pariah


latest user's comments

#610 - Well ****... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat t…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
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#613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
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#638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
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#654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
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#685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
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#703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
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#722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
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#737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
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#748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#593 - True or some dude with Insecticide.  [+] (15 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
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#594 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
or a boot
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#610 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Well fuck... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat terrifying if i shrunk everyone down to my size... or smaller..but then i'd have to construct a shrink ray..with no thumbs..or hands... or a human mind...
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#613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar
#638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar
#654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar
#685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar
#703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar
#722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar
#737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar
#748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#581 - I am only dangerous to those who suffer from Arachnophobia.. a…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
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#591 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Until you meet a flamethrower hero.
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#593 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
True or some dude with Insecticide.
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#594 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
or a boot
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#610 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Well fuck... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat terrifying if i shrunk everyone down to my size... or smaller..but then i'd have to construct a shrink ray..with no thumbs..or hands... or a human mind...
User avatar
#613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar
#638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar
#654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar
#685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar
#703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar
#722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar
#737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar
#748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#540 - The Dangerous Tarantula. fear me  [+] (19 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
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#545 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Wait...
Your not dangerous to humans?
#581 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
I am only dangerous to those who suffer from Arachnophobia.. and since 5 out of 100 people suffer from it, (0.05 or 5 percent) which taken from world population of 7.2 billion would mean that i am the worst nightmare for 360 million people on the planet.
So yeah i am a niche villain.
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#591 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Until you meet a flamethrower hero.
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#593 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
True or some dude with Insecticide.
User avatar
#594 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
or a boot
User avatar
#610 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Well fuck... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat terrifying if i shrunk everyone down to my size... or smaller..but then i'd have to construct a shrink ray..with no thumbs..or hands... or a human mind...
User avatar
#613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar
#638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar
#654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar
#685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar
#703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar
#722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar
#737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar
#748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#135 - Why do you have this gif.?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Tits +10
#179 - underhatten (03/16/2014) [-]
You know, for science.
#181 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
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#33 - Who the **** uses that much anal lube?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on WEIRD AND WACKY SCIENCE... 0
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#36 - epicpoke (02/25/2014) [-]
Your mom
#40 - "so many ******* cane toads" 02/21/2014 on Hope Im not posting this as... +1
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#34 - You're welcome. 02/20/2014 on nofap 0