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Life...it's not for everyone. So ask your doctor about suicide today.
When dealing with stupidity killing that idiot in your head is the best solution.
If you are disappointed or offended by this description please allow me to express my warmest indifference.
I hate all of you equally.
Sincerely
Saturnine Pariah


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#722 - Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story how…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#694 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#680 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#652 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#633 - Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#610 - Well **** ... i suck as villain..i guess i could b…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#593 - True or some dude with Insecticide.  [+] (15 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #594 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
or a boot
User avatar #610 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Well fuck... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat terrifying if i shrunk everyone down to my size... or smaller..but then i'd have to construct a shrink ray..with no thumbs..or hands... or a human mind...
User avatar #613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#581 - I am only dangerous to those who suffer from Arachnophobia.. a…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #591 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Until you meet a flamethrower hero.
User avatar #593 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
True or some dude with Insecticide.
User avatar #594 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
or a boot
User avatar #610 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Well fuck... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat terrifying if i shrunk everyone down to my size... or smaller..but then i'd have to construct a shrink ray..with no thumbs..or hands... or a human mind...
User avatar #613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#540 - The Dangerous Tarantula. fear me  [+] (19 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #545 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Wait...
Your not dangerous to humans?
#581 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
I am only dangerous to those who suffer from Arachnophobia.. and since 5 out of 100 people suffer from it, (0.05 or 5 percent) which taken from world population of 7.2 billion would mean that i am the worst nightmare for 360 million people on the planet.
So yeah i am a niche villain.
User avatar #591 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Until you meet a flamethrower hero.
User avatar #593 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
True or some dude with Insecticide.
User avatar #594 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
or a boot
User avatar #610 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Well fuck... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat terrifying if i shrunk everyone down to my size... or smaller..but then i'd have to construct a shrink ray..with no thumbs..or hands... or a human mind...
User avatar #613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#135 - Why do you have this gif.?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Tits +10
#179 - underhatten (03/16/2014) [-]
You know, for science.
#181 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
#204 - jsrf (03/16/2014) [-]
#144 - Picture 03/15/2014 on The Discomfort... +6
#33 - Who the **** uses that much anal lube?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on WEIRD AND WACKY SCIENCE... 0
User avatar #36 - epicpoke (02/25/2014) [-]
Your mom
#40 - "so many ******* cane toads" 02/21/2014 on Hope Im not posting this as... +1
#77 - Picture 02/20/2014 on ;^; +3
#34 - You're welcome. 02/20/2014 on nofap 0
#32 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on nofap +1
User avatar #33 - littleliz (02/20/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #34 - saturninepariah (02/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
#49 - " you have great taste in music" 02/19/2014 on Who is the retard now? +1
#52 - Picture 02/18/2014 on Seems about right... +5
#1 - Blank template, go wild my fellow funny-junkers  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on I hate that feeling. +2
#2 - faimbot (02/18/2014) [-]
i went with the obvious.
#178 - Also because Merica! 02/15/2014 on Bitches be like +1
#176 - YFW over viewing that customer's order. 02/15/2014 on Bitches be like +1
#170 - I can only begin to imagine the countless horror stories you h…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Bitches be like +1
User avatar #174 - Nameloc (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm going to refrain some saying too much outside of:

Cyber Monday. 2am.
Someone ordered 32 bags of Caramel Corn.

It's shit like that, that makes you think "Why the hell would you even order this stuff on here?!?"
#178 - saturninepariah (02/15/2014) [-]
Also because Merica!
#176 - saturninepariah (02/15/2014) [-]
YFW over viewing that customer's order.
#169 - Comment deleted 02/15/2014 on Bitches be like 0
#167 - I'm so sorry.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Bitches be like +2
User avatar #168 - Nameloc (02/15/2014) [-]
Luckily, Christmas and Valentines day are gone now. Sex toys should be less common. Was super weird seeing a box of condoms, lube, and two kids puzzles being gift wrapped so someone's house.
User avatar #170 - saturninepariah (02/15/2014) [-]
I can only begin to imagine the countless horror stories you have repressed in your mind, over the time you have worked for Amazon. There is a hell and it's real for people in the field of work like yourself on major holidays.
User avatar #174 - Nameloc (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm going to refrain some saying too much outside of:

Cyber Monday. 2am.
Someone ordered 32 bags of Caramel Corn.

It's shit like that, that makes you think "Why the hell would you even order this stuff on here?!?"
#178 - saturninepariah (02/15/2014) [-]
Also because Merica!
#176 - saturninepariah (02/15/2014) [-]
YFW over viewing that customer's order.
#169 - saturninepariah has deleted their comment.
#48 - No, there are five distinct animated cut-scenes in the visual … 02/14/2014 on Misha Time 0

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