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Life...it's not for everyone. So ask your doctor about suicide today.
When dealing with stupidity killing that idiot in your head is the best solution.
If you are disappointed or offended by this description please allow me to express my warmest indifference.
I hate all of you equally.
Sincerely
Saturnine Pariah


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#40 - Medals should be made for doing this kind of thing. 04/06/2014 on faith in humanity restored 0
#1 - For future uses. 04/06/2014 on Great Expectations. 0
#222 - It's all cool, i didn't take any offense to it, and i thank y… 03/19/2014 on Art with a strong message +1
#208 - Okay, A: one human out of 7 billion doing what you've re…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Art with a strong message 0
User avatar #210 - swedishassassin (03/19/2014) [-]
What's stopping me from doing the same is that I don't believe that bullshit.

Im sorry for anteing up against you with that comment. Funny pic btw
User avatar #222 - saturninepariah (03/19/2014) [-]
It's all cool, i didn't take any offense to it, and i thank you for your courtesy
#206 - Although i agree with the latter portion of your post, humans…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Art with a strong message 0
User avatar #207 - swedishassassin (03/18/2014) [-]
Then turn off your computer, shut off your heat, water and electric, destroy your car, and live off of subsistence farming w/o the use of modern fertilizers.
User avatar #208 - saturninepariah (03/18/2014) [-]
Okay,
A: one human out of 7 billion doing what you've recommend without anyone also doing it in substantial numbers will change absolutely nothing.
B: What's stopping you from doing the same?
C: We both agree that people in developed nations wouldn't do even 1/5 of what you just asked me to do or commit to greener lifestyle without economic incentives.
D: I can see this escalating into a pointless argument, and i take responsibility for starting it and i will end this waste of your time and my time by ending it with this post.
My respects to you,
swedishassassin.




User avatar #210 - swedishassassin (03/19/2014) [-]
What's stopping me from doing the same is that I don't believe that bullshit.

Im sorry for anteing up against you with that comment. Funny pic btw
User avatar #222 - saturninepariah (03/19/2014) [-]
It's all cool, i didn't take any offense to it, and i thank you for your courtesy
#205 - Comment deleted 03/18/2014 on Art with a strong message 0
#181 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Tits +1
#204 - jsrf (03/16/2014) [-]
#746 - i am a sick ****** what can i say.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#722 - Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story how…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#694 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#680 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#652 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#633 - Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#610 - Well **** ... i suck as villain..i guess i could b…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#593 - True or some dude with Insecticide.  [+] (15 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #594 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
or a boot
User avatar #610 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Well fuck... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat terrifying if i shrunk everyone down to my size... or smaller..but then i'd have to construct a shrink ray..with no thumbs..or hands... or a human mind...
User avatar #613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#581 - I am only dangerous to those who suffer from Arachnophobia.. a…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #591 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Until you meet a flamethrower hero.
User avatar #593 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
True or some dude with Insecticide.
User avatar #594 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
or a boot
User avatar #610 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Well fuck... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat terrifying if i shrunk everyone down to my size... or smaller..but then i'd have to construct a shrink ray..with no thumbs..or hands... or a human mind...
User avatar #613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#540 - The Dangerous Tarantula. fear me  [+] (19 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
User avatar #545 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Wait...
Your not dangerous to humans?
#581 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
I am only dangerous to those who suffer from Arachnophobia.. and since 5 out of 100 people suffer from it, (0.05 or 5 percent) which taken from world population of 7.2 billion would mean that i am the worst nightmare for 360 million people on the planet.
So yeah i am a niche villain.
User avatar #591 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Until you meet a flamethrower hero.
User avatar #593 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
True or some dude with Insecticide.
User avatar #594 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
or a boot
User avatar #610 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Well fuck... i suck as villain..i guess i could be somewhat terrifying if i shrunk everyone down to my size... or smaller..but then i'd have to construct a shrink ray..with no thumbs..or hands... or a human mind...
User avatar #613 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Orrr you could rely on the brutal wizard to make you a towering giant intelligent british evil spider.
That's already dangerous.
#633 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Would the giant tarantula wear a monocle and top hat, since it's British and thus be classy as fuck while smashing buildings and eating people? praise be unto you oh brutal wizard
User avatar #638 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Of fucking course.
#652 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Expecially since am going to use you as a mount as I set things on fire.
Because brutal.
#680 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #685 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And we'll probably maul professor tarantula on the way
#694 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #703 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
you know for the plot
User avatar #722 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
Or course. Every villain needs a back story his back story however i find hilariously ironic.
User avatar #737 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
He's actually afraid of spiders
#746 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
i am a sick fucker what can i say.
User avatar #748 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
:>
#135 - Why do you have this gif.?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Tits +10
#179 - underhatten (03/16/2014) [-]
You know, for science.
#181 - saturninepariah (03/16/2014) [-]
#204 - jsrf (03/16/2014) [-]
#144 - Picture 03/15/2014 on The Discomfort... +6
#33 - Who the **** uses that much anal lube?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on WEIRD AND WACKY SCIENCE... 0
User avatar #36 - epicpoke (02/25/2014) [-]
Your mom
#40 - "so many ******* cane toads" 02/21/2014 on Hope Im not posting this as... +1
#77 - Picture 02/20/2014 on ;^; +3
#34 - You're welcome. 02/20/2014 on nofap 0
#32 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on nofap +1
User avatar #33 - littleliz (02/20/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #34 - saturninepariah (02/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
#49 - " you have great taste in music" 02/19/2014 on Who is the retard now? +1

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