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Life...it's not for everyone. So ask your doctor about suicide today.
When dealing with stupidity killing that idiot in your head is the best solution.
If you are disappointed or offended by this description please allow me to express my warmest indifference.
I hate all of you equally.
Sincerely
Saturnine Pariah


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#85 - I don't know personally, but i will not substitute a supernatu… 08/25/2013 on Die Heiligen Bücher 0
#84 - Yes, all members of the Cyber Church of the Invisible Pink Uni… 08/25/2013 on Die Heiligen Bücher 0
#79 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Die Heiligen Bücher +1
#81 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
We shall take a moment to say a prayer for the pink unicorn, Shella.
Please join hands.
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
what if......
god is a Pony

that would make Phanact a Priest
#77 - Yet people were still offended or dumb enough to thumb you down.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Die Heiligen Bücher 0
#80 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
then wat started the big bang
User avatar #85 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know personally, but i will not substitute a supernatural explanation.
#78 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Thats alright. The flying spaghetti monster will make them boil in pasta sauce for always eternity.
User avatar #84 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, all members of the Cyber Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn please join hands and join in a celestial pray. Oh great IPU we pray to thee in to smite our enemies with your horn and to bring everlasting joy to the followers of your pink, invisible flowing mane. Let all those who do not believe perish and be denied access to your kingdom of equine bliss. In your name we pray IPU, Amen.
#79 - saturninepariah has deleted their comment.
#81 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
We shall take a moment to say a prayer for the pink unicorn, Shella.
Please join hands.
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
what if......
god is a Pony

that would make Phanact a Priest
#75 - Say it loud and proud then because you are not alone. I a…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Die Heiligen Bücher 0
#76 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes obviously. My one post was sarcasm.
User avatar #77 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Yet people were still offended or dumb enough to thumb you down.
#80 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
then wat started the big bang
User avatar #85 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know personally, but i will not substitute a supernatural explanation.
#78 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Thats alright. The flying spaghetti monster will make them boil in pasta sauce for always eternity.
User avatar #84 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, all members of the Cyber Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn please join hands and join in a celestial pray. Oh great IPU we pray to thee in to smite our enemies with your horn and to bring everlasting joy to the followers of your pink, invisible flowing mane. Let all those who do not believe perish and be denied access to your kingdom of equine bliss. In your name we pray IPU, Amen.
#79 - saturninepariah has deleted their comment.
#81 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
We shall take a moment to say a prayer for the pink unicorn, Shella.
Please join hands.
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
what if......
god is a Pony

that would make Phanact a Priest
#71 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Die Heiligen Bücher +2
#72 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Im Atheist..
User avatar #75 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Say it loud and proud then because you are not alone.
I am an Atheist.
#76 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes obviously. My one post was sarcasm.
User avatar #77 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Yet people were still offended or dumb enough to thumb you down.
#80 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
then wat started the big bang
User avatar #85 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know personally, but i will not substitute a supernatural explanation.
#78 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Thats alright. The flying spaghetti monster will make them boil in pasta sauce for always eternity.
User avatar #84 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, all members of the Cyber Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn please join hands and join in a celestial pray. Oh great IPU we pray to thee in to smite our enemies with your horn and to bring everlasting joy to the followers of your pink, invisible flowing mane. Let all those who do not believe perish and be denied access to your kingdom of equine bliss. In your name we pray IPU, Amen.
#79 - saturninepariah has deleted their comment.
#81 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
We shall take a moment to say a prayer for the pink unicorn, Shella.
Please join hands.
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
what if......
god is a Pony

that would make Phanact a Priest
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#51 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
well think about it

its a fairy tale set in the middle east.....where a random women gets pregnant to someone NOT her husband and isnt immediately stoned to death for infidelity.....pops out a magical jewish baby who later when as an adult, practices necromancy to raise the dead and violates copyrights by sharing bread and fish between hundreds of people.....and when killed, respawns after 3 days

oh but theres more

the world floods and one man single handed builds a boat that has to be about a mile wide to hold a male and female of every type of animal....and 40 days worth of food for all of them

a man is ready to sacrifice his own son.....but at the last second a sheep appears so the son can live....and the son doesnt say "wtf was that about dad"

and more....
#69 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
#67 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
But... God.. Said...
#71 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
#72 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Im Atheist..
User avatar #75 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Say it loud and proud then because you are not alone.
I am an Atheist.
#76 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes obviously. My one post was sarcasm.
User avatar #77 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Yet people were still offended or dumb enough to thumb you down.
#80 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
then wat started the big bang
User avatar #85 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know personally, but i will not substitute a supernatural explanation.
#78 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Thats alright. The flying spaghetti monster will make them boil in pasta sauce for always eternity.
User avatar #84 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, all members of the Cyber Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn please join hands and join in a celestial pray. Oh great IPU we pray to thee in to smite our enemies with your horn and to bring everlasting joy to the followers of your pink, invisible flowing mane. Let all those who do not believe perish and be denied access to your kingdom of equine bliss. In your name we pray IPU, Amen.
#79 - saturninepariah has deleted their comment.
#81 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
We shall take a moment to say a prayer for the pink unicorn, Shella.
Please join hands.
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
what if......
god is a Pony

that would make Phanact a Priest
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