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Date Signed Up:1/20/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 12415 total,  13721 ,  1306
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 40.6% (406/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Total Comments Made:2147
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#118 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Ohh Luke you nasty. +18
User avatar #151 - shrike (04/08/2012) [-]
Wouldn't the lightsabers cut through his hands?
#150 - Womens Study Major (04/08/2012) [-]
#135 - teamrocketninja (04/08/2012) [-]
#128 - Picture 04/08/2012 on how to be a sir 0
#613 - Picture 04/08/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic Jesus +7
#296 - Picture 04/08/2012 on DATSUN +1
#238 - Picture 04/07/2012 on everytime. . . +5
#201 - Picture 04/07/2012 on Love and Respect +4
#365 - Don't want to stick around for this one 04/07/2012 on message from my gf +19
#229 - Picture 04/07/2012 on Meanwhile in Germany +1
#306 - Until he burns up on reentry, that is 04/07/2012 on the feels +21
#348 - Damn zombies ain't sneaking up on me  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2012 on Scary movies +9
User avatar #350 - cloukora (04/07/2012) [-]
is he...holding a chicken nugget? XD
#463 - Well, I can never eat eggs again. And by the way, foetus?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2012 on period +2
User avatar #493 - jackbo (04/07/2012) [-]
just shut up and eat it, it's nice.
#658 - Well, time to leave town 04/07/2012 on options 0
#715 - I'm from Texas, we were never actually a colony of y'all's, bu… 04/06/2012 on Wally -9
#693 - Hmm... nah, I don't think so 04/06/2012 on Wally -14
#677 - Wally? Seriously? First time I've ever heard that. And conside…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/06/2012 on Wally -13
User avatar #757 - stukka (04/06/2012) [-]
Lesser countries? 2/10 because I replied.
#756 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2012) [-]
Foolish Colonists. Shut thy damn mouth.
#698 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2012) [-]
fuck the former colonies
#715 - satexas (04/06/2012) [-]
I'm from Texas, we were never actually a colony of y'all's, but seriously, isn't 231 years a long time to carry a grudge? Sore losers much?
#711 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2012) [-]
dude don't be mad just because we moved out
became hugely successful
and then came back to save your ass
twice
User avatar #760 - stukka (04/06/2012) [-]
> Not guilty for slavery because you weren't born.
> Deserve respect for "saving everybody" in WWII despite not being born.

American logic.
User avatar #900 - Conquistador (02/03/2014) [-]
>Doesn't realize it was the English that brought the slaves to NA first.

Typical britfag.
User avatar #758 - benjamino (04/06/2012) [-]
There are potatoes with more historical fact than that sentence.
#687 - TenSecondTom has deleted their comment.
#693 - satexas (04/06/2012) [-]
Hmm... nah, I don't think so
#282 - Seriously, Europe, what the **** ? 04/06/2012 on Ouch 0
#173 - Picture 04/06/2012 on M&M is Slimshady +3
#206 - Only Jim Carrey gif I have 04/06/2012 on Just Jim +9
#399 - Picture 04/06/2012 on NIggers +3
#371 - There is literally nothing I can say to make this funnier. So … 04/06/2012 on ASIANS Dont cheat +14
#325 - Picture 04/06/2012 on Really? +10
#786 - What happens if it's incomplete? (gif semi-related) 04/06/2012 on Bored? +4
#89 - Picture 04/05/2012 on Batman forever alone... +17
#137 - Picture 04/05/2012 on Missed calls... +8
#548 - Picture 04/05/2012 on Gravity ;) +9

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#2 - dareposta (11/17/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #1 - robogandalf (07/31/2012) [-]
**** YEAH SAN ANTONIO TEXAS
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