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    Got 4 hours to kill? Got 4 hours to kill?
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#14 - MFW i dont use origin to play BF3 because i hate origin.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Fuck logic 0
#21 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
mfw = my face when, stop fucking using mfw when you dont post a fucking face you fucking imbecile
#45 - Well i guess if everyone else is watching it i better put it o…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on I barely use my phone any more 0
User avatar #67 - hierophant (09/15/2014) [-]
Just don't go in expecting something really deep or even feely. Or even straight-up funny, on that note. It relies on cringe-humor. If you don't like cringe-humor, it's not for you.
#9 - Playboy? 09/12/2014 on Help 0
#5 - Could not read "balls of steel" normally if i tried.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Must be tough +15
#32 - kombee (09/12/2014) [-]
Dude, I've thought the same thing.

And for some reason I also always think about bubblegum...
and I'm all outta bubblegum.
#15 - I live in a free country so im not worried. TFW 'Murica …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Can we get this to the... +22
#16 - boothead (09/12/2014) [-]
the head of our food regulations committee is former vice president of the Monsanto Monopoly, the head of the FCC Our organisation to regulate companies like comcast is former president of comcast. But ya know, freedoms.
User avatar #55 - chetmanly (09/12/2014) [-]
Go to a third world country and claim America has no freedom.
#57 - boothead (09/12/2014) [-]
At least in a third world country the warlords motives are made clear.
User avatar #58 - chetmanly (09/12/2014) [-]
You really wouldn't be saying that if you had any clue what the world outside of the US is like... We have it a lot better than any of other other places I've ever been. Japan is not free, Bahrain is not free, you can get thrown in jail for cussing in public in Abu Dhabi, Oman, Qatar, Djibouti... They don't have "warlords", and we have it a lot better in most ways as far as freedom goes.
#60 - boothead (09/12/2014) [-]
We still don't know the goal of our current government anymore because preserving these freedoms isn't currently on there to do list. Id rather live in corruption where as I have no freedom, but can fight for it than be forced to sit idly by as we slowly turn communist as piece by piece of our freedom is slowly being chipped away, id prefer to die making a free country than live watching as a free country is picked apart by vultures in suits, some things are worse than death and others worse than outright tyranny.
User avatar #62 - chetmanly (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm a sailor, I've seen the riots in Bahrain, I've experienced a full-blown city-wide lockdown where people die. I've witnessed peaceful protests turn to violence. I've seen what people with no freedom experience.

Let me ask you this, what (besides this) affects your every day life in America?
What oppresses you? What freedoms do you not have, that you want?
#65 - boothead (09/12/2014) [-]
Well for starters white people problems inbound,
More government transparency, less government, I want to do shooting competitions with an ar style rifle without having to file shit loads upon fucking shitloads of paperwork, be labeled as a murderer by our media and not have the state checking up on me. I want shit like the Monsanto monopoly and the Comcast/Verizion mafias not running amuck, I want the entire Communist Democratic party liquidated and two parties replacing it so our votes actually count. I want our votes to count and not government officials voting on our president. I wish our borders were not open to invasion and I kind of want fake terrorist attacks to stop. Not really much I can do about any of this but every bullet flying towards ISIS makes me feel a little better.
User avatar #71 - chetmanly (09/12/2014) [-]
If you look hard enough, you can find out anything you want to know about the government, (that's unclassified) you just have to do the searching. Government isn't directly affecting you so "less government" isn't even valid. I own 2 AR-15s and yes, I had to wait 10 days to get it, but I didn't have to go through "shitloads" of paperwork, it was literally a 2-5 page guided online questionnaire/survey where they asked me where I live (and no, they haven't come to take my guns yet, so this again, doesn't directly affect someone on a personal level). On top of the gun issue, most countries outright outlaw guns period, so that's automatically more freedom right there. The Monsanto company isn't directly affecting you, you can buy organic... and our voting system, while not perfect, isn't a dictatorship/kingdom.

ISIS has nothing to do with the conversation.

You proved my point with the answers you provided, there is nothing directly affecting you, as a person, or in your daily life. The thing I hate seeing the most, is people complaining about how bad America is, when they have no fucking clue how good they have it. All I'm asking is that you take a step back and examine the freedoms you have and the advantages you have over other countries, because bud, trust me, it could be worse.
#72 - boothead (09/12/2014) [-]
You're answers have changed me. In fact i'm defecting to fight for the love of Allah and I will die a holy warrior. Rot in hell infidel.
#1 - Buy cheap crap, get cheap crap  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on One unlucky customer +1
#2 - unrealtomato (09/11/2014) [-]
actually the cream is worth 2-3 times the price of the mouse, so he could have sold it on ebay and got a better mouse with the profits.
#32 - **satanplagued rolls 715** i want to eat your anus while [in… 09/11/2014 on Im bored 0
#4 - I know, party hats are gay 09/11/2014 on A Runescape Story +20
#1 - Didn't get killed by oncoming truck, very disappointed  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on woah +10
User avatar #5 - beezox (09/11/2014) [-]
road was closed when they shot the movie
#4 - i live alone, everywhere is green  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on You know +2
#12 - ohpee (09/11/2014) [-]

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