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#1 - 4chan youre so silly ;P 05/07/2012 on oh 4chan 0
#1 - grow, my son... grow to the frontpage! 05/07/2012 on Pure Energy 0
#150 - The main point why it's scary isnt the paralysis (although its… 05/07/2012 on Inception 0
#7 - Comment deleted 05/07/2012 on SCP 0
#16 - The lesson i have learned today: Never, ever look at …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2012 on Suddenly a PENCIL +4
#20 - arsecandle (05/06/2012) [-]
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#103 - :-( 05/06/2012 on Sheeps +5
#4 - You shall read about it, it's very effective... but it require…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Inception +5
User avatar #35 - mrhumperdoodle (05/07/2012) [-]
why's it scary?
#150 - satanchild (05/07/2012) [-]
The main point why it's scary isnt the paralysis (although its scary, too)
If you do WILD, you get to a lucid dream full conscious, a seamless smooth transistion.
And you should know, in a dream, everything you imagine can appear.

So if youre lying in your bed, and thinking of some scary scene/monster it will most likely appear, giving you some serious horror trip.

Its very hard to have the will to not think of those bad things. And rember, everything in a clear lucid dream looks 100% real....
User avatar #62 - marvl (05/07/2012) [-]
Sleep paralysis. State when you can't move, and you see and hear scary shit. Never experienced that, but I heard that it is one of the scariest things you can ever experience.
#2 - w.i.l.d., dude.... effective as **** ! :)  [+] (16 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Inception +5
User avatar #58 - drdres (05/07/2012) [-]
What's w.i.l.d.? I googled it and found nothing but things in my country.
User avatar #66 - marvl (05/07/2012) [-]
I think it is Willingly Induced Lucid Dream. But practically it is a method to force your body to fall asleep while maintaing consciousness, which leads to lucid dream.
User avatar #67 - marvl (05/07/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. It means Wake Initiated Lucid Dream. You'll find more information here: http://www.dreamviews [dot] com/wiki/WILD-The-Five-Phases-Of-WILD
User avatar #156 - mrhumperdoodle (05/07/2012) [-]
do you have more info on how to lucid dream? any would be appreciated.
User avatar #157 - marvl (05/07/2012) [-]
Well I have never lucid dreamt, I always got too much excited but I pretty much know how to achieve lucid dreaming. There are several methods but I suggest either W.I.L.D or normal method. You can find almost everything about W.I.L.D in the link I posted up there ^^ But be aware, you will fall into sleep paralysis (state when you can see and hear creepy shit) if you stay calm, you'll get over it quite quickly, if not, you will probably wake up terrified, so if you're going to try this method, stay calm all the way till you enter the dream. Other method, which is "safer" but longer is what I call "normal method". If you'll decide to try this method you shall begin to make an "Dream Journal" Basicaly some kind of book where you'll write all your dreams you'll remember. It will help you to find your dream signs, which are things that happen in your dreams frequently or some people that are close to you practically everething. These dream signs combined with reality checks are key to success. Reality check is action that would be impossible to do in Real life (poking a finger trough palm of your hand or breathing trough pinched nose) or things that are possible but are different in dream. Like your fingers. In dream you can miss or have some more of them. You'll find quite a bunch of reality checks on the internet. Lets say that your Dream sign is group of people dressed in black. So everytime you see group of people that have black clothes, you'll perform reality check, for example the poking finger trough palm one, and you succeed than you'll become aware of that you're dreaming and ba-dum you'll experience your first lucid dream. Of course, I've taken it briefly. There are many more other methods that may have better chance of success. And there are many more tutorials, more specified, taken into steps that will help you more. Lurk more there are whole internet sites about lucid dreaming.


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User avatar #159 - mrhumperdoodle (05/08/2012) [-]
lol, thanks
User avatar #158 - marvl (05/07/2012) [-]
I'm sorry for grammar mistakes. English isn't my first language and it is 1:00 AM here and I'm sick.
User avatar #160 - mrhumperdoodle (05/08/2012) [-]
So, basically, for a wild I need to be very still and essentially let my body fall asleep but remain awake?
User avatar #161 - marvl (05/08/2012) [-]
Well kind of. First of all you need to go to sleep normally, but set alarm clock to 5-6 six hours after you fall asleep, for example if you usually go to sleep at 22:00 (10:00PM) set your alarm clock to 3-4:00. After that take some time to wake up a little, but not too much, just so you can remain consciousness while doing wild. Take a piss, it will help to prevent waking up while in lucid. Then you just need to calm yourself down (you can use some meditation technique or breathing method to relax) and stay calm and still. You should start to feel pain/itching/vibrations (it differs for everybody) in your body starting from feet and hands and slowly expand to your whole body. And you should feel pressure on your chest like someone is sitting on you. Thats the state of sleep paralysis (the furthermost state I've ever gotten) You need to stay completely calm because you'll start to hear some crazy shit, trust me I've woken up from one about an hour ago. I started to hear wind blowing trough my window and creeks like my wardrobe was opening. I've repeated "It's just a sleep paralysis, it is my imagination" but it didn't work quite well. I started to hear babies crying and whispering that shit freaked me out so I forced myself to wake up (Stopped to breathe, breathe is one of the few things you can control in sleep paralysis) So anyways. While in sleep paralysis keep your eyes shut and just bear with everything you hear. After a while you should feel like falling or like something is pulling you, some vibrations or something that will be different from sleep paralysis. After that feeling stops you should open your eyes and be in dream. If you open your eyes and you'll be in your bed, try to do a reality check, it can be a dream too.



Last thing. It won't probably work for few first times. First time you maybe won't even reach sleep paralysis but it will get better with time, I can ensure you. Anything else you want to know? I actually enjoy answering your questions.
User avatar #166 - mrhumperdoodle (05/08/2012) [-]
thank you again very much for that, do you have any more tips for the "normal method"
User avatar #70 - drdres (05/07/2012) [-]
Thank you
#3 - amsel (05/06/2012) [-]
I'd actually never heard of that. Thanks bro
#4 - satanchild (05/06/2012) [-]
You shall read about it, it's very effective... but it requires a lot of courage- and it's scary as hell...
User avatar #35 - mrhumperdoodle (05/07/2012) [-]
why's it scary?
#150 - satanchild (05/07/2012) [-]
The main point why it's scary isnt the paralysis (although its scary, too)
If you do WILD, you get to a lucid dream full conscious, a seamless smooth transistion.
And you should know, in a dream, everything you imagine can appear.

So if youre lying in your bed, and thinking of some scary scene/monster it will most likely appear, giving you some serious horror trip.

Its very hard to have the will to not think of those bad things. And rember, everything in a clear lucid dream looks 100% real....
User avatar #62 - marvl (05/07/2012) [-]
Sleep paralysis. State when you can't move, and you see and hear scary shit. Never experienced that, but I heard that it is one of the scariest things you can ever experience.
#224 - **satanchild rolls 1** Nah, srsly! 05/06/2012 on /b/ asked the conch a question +2
#222 - **satanchild rolls 7** Will i get laid soon?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2012 on /b/ asked the conch a question 0
#224 - satanchild (05/06/2012) [-]
**satanchild rolls 1**

Nah, srsly!
#75 - What´s up guys? 05/05/2012 on the good the bad +9
#77 - Vinyl Records rule.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2012 on Hipsters +5
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#36 - MEME OVERLOAD 04/29/2012 on 90's Problems and Solutions +4
#146 - thats right. the usual, untrained "fighter" is easy …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2012 on Bullying fail.. +1
User avatar #197 - superanonymouspers (04/20/2012) [-]
eeyup. anyone who's taken simple karate classes (and I mean like basic stances and ways to punch, kick and block) and built up their strength just a little could easily overcome someone twice their size and probably twice as strong.
#137 - yeah, if the bullys are kids. but if have a 30-year old, 190cm…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2012 on Bullying fail.. +1
User avatar #138 - superanonymouspers (04/20/2012) [-]
maybe. But I've seen a lot of fights, between teens and adults. They may not swing their arms like teens do, but their fighting style is still very sloppy.
#146 - satanchild (04/20/2012) [-]
thats right. the usual, untrained "fighter" is easy to defeat.
User avatar #197 - superanonymouspers (04/20/2012) [-]
eeyup. anyone who's taken simple karate classes (and I mean like basic stances and ways to punch, kick and block) and built up their strength just a little could easily overcome someone twice their size and probably twice as strong.
#223 - **satanchild rolls 28** Prolapseloverchildmolester 04/20/2012 on Little people. 0
#45 - yeah i know this is troll logic, i just wanted to write this f… 04/19/2012 on stale bread +2
#44 - False. You have to look at the meaning of "nothing"…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on stale bread +7
#45 - satanchild (04/19/2012) [-]
yeah i know this is troll logic, i just wanted to write this for the guys who actually believe that.
#35 - dude, buy it. 04/16/2012 on iron man 0
#4680 - Oh then, you should try Mirrors Edge, Amnesia and... *coughMin… 04/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#4654 - All Metal Gear Solid / Grand Theft Auto games. Oh yeah and…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #4664 - onionknight (04/15/2012) [-]
i should have added im only looking for pc games, but i see some are qualified :D
thx <3
#4680 - satanchild (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh then, you should try Mirrors Edge, Amnesia and... *coughMinecraftcough*
#8 - you know that gays or lesbians are no problem to christians? …  [+] (14 new replies) 04/12/2012 on trololol -25
User avatar #28 - joefishsticks (04/12/2012) [-]
As the actual bible is taught, it isn't the homosexuals that Christians have a problem with, it's homosexuality.
"hate the sin, not the sinner."
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User avatar #14 - pezmetal (04/12/2012) [-]
Still can't help but laugh when I see people with tattoos from Leviticus.
User avatar #11 - lordketchup (04/12/2012) [-]
only a small amount of christians like homosexuals
User avatar #35 - padorak (04/12/2012) [-]
we dont hate anybody -.-
User avatar #38 - lordketchup (04/12/2012) [-]
and i never stated that you hate homosexuals
User avatar #37 - lordketchup (04/12/2012) [-]
im saying an amount of christians do, not all
#40 - padorak (04/12/2012) [-]
oh my bad, hows everybody's day goin
User avatar #39 - lordketchup (04/12/2012) [-]
forgot to add "portion"
#29 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
just because the westboro baptist church exists doesn't mean you can presume the majority of christians hate gays. A very large majority of christians are fine with gays.
#16 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
this is because a large amount of christians are morons, because a large amount of people are morons.
User avatar #23 - acfb (04/12/2012) [-]
Most Christians I know are tolerant and would never do anything to hurt their feelings or to try to bash them. Believing something is wrong does NOT equal intolerance. How you go about expressing your thoughts about the subject however could be considered intolerant.
I will say intolerance does involve voting against gay marriage being legalized. However, since marriage is a religious institution I could see why they would not want to be somewhat forced to perform same sex marriages. Voice of the majority and protection of the minority can also be flipped.
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User avatar #106 - acfb (04/13/2012) [-]
It's not just Christianity. Most religions practice marriage rites, practices, etc. I never said marriage was just a Christian thing. It involves all religions and culture.
#243 - it has a ****** tremolo. the edge III wasnt good,… 04/09/2012 on Levels Guitar Cover 0
#33 - **satanchild rolls 112** 04/07/2012 on unluckiest man 0
#80 - thanks. its hard to be from europe... 04/01/2012 on Title 0
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