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Well fuck. I think I just went full-edge mode.
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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I hope they get him right this time. Electricity-metal man Doom from the older movies was awful.
Agreed.
Even if this movie is just decent, ill take it over the old one any day.
Even if this movie is just decent, ill take it over the old one any day.
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admiralhowe (08/30/2014) [-]
We must never speak of the second movie.
It was a dark time.
It was a dark time.
What did you think was worse--- Venom in Spider-man 3 or Galaxtus and the Silver Surfer in FF2?
Also, read comment below this.
Also, read comment below this.
Dr. Doom and Magneto have the best backstory and are the best villains and how they never went with Doom's actual story is beyond me.
I liked the choice of the guy who played Venom, he seemed like one of those actors who couldve been good but was stuck with a **** writer/director. Like Willem Dafoe was when he was Green Goblin.
Silver Surfer and Galactus had no actor to bring them any credibility or enjoyment and just felt like a cheap effect to make the movie better instead of being who they were.
I liked the choice of the guy who played Venom, he seemed like one of those actors who couldve been good but was stuck with a **** writer/director. Like Willem Dafoe was when he was Green Goblin.
Silver Surfer and Galactus had no actor to bring them any credibility or enjoyment and just felt like a cheap effect to make the movie better instead of being who they were.
I don't recall them changing Magneto's backstory to the extent of Doom's, but I'll agree they're pretty good baddies. And it sucks that so many fabulous characters are played by glorious actors and butchered by ****** directors.
Deadpool's movie adoption is the worst I've seen yet.
Deadpool's movie adoption is the worst I've seen yet.
Yeah.
Deadpool being played by Ryan Reynolds couldve been so perfect.
Deadpool being played by Ryan Reynolds couldve been so perfect.
It saddens me that Donald Blake wasn't in the Thor movie and Loki never broke the fourth wall to write himself into people's dreams never went back in time to scream **** at Laufey and kill him for the sole purpose of cheering himself up.I wish the movies showed scenes with Spider-man teaching off-duty super villains and anti heroes the ways of NYC, or Hawkeye making terrible decisions. And I grieve at the exclusion of Redwing, Sam Wilson's mighty falcon.
They captured the personality perfectly in the beginning and then..... mutations.
If I were the director and had to change certain characters for plot, I would've altered Reed Richards. Maybe then he'd be more enjoyable. I would not, however, completely re-invent one of the greatest supervillians of all time.
That being said, I think Loki's movie makeover was the perfect way to merge the 'current' Loki that was in the comics at the time (Lady Loki) with the ridiculous looking Loki from the Golden Age that fanboys like my dad grew up squealing over.
Oh, there's more.
My dad heard me, and called me an ice giant
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Tom
So I called him a Thor-fangirl
Then he slapped me and sent me to bed
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I feel a warm presence approaching
It's Loki!
He whispers to me: "You shall kneel...."
My dad heard me, and called me an ice giant
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Tom
So I called him a Thor-fangirl
Then he slapped me and sent me to bed
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I feel a warm presence approaching
It's Loki!
He whispers to me: "You shall kneel...."
I kneel before Tom
I am ready....
He burdons my butthole with glorious purpose
It hurts so bad, but I want to please Tom
He lets out a mighty roar
My dad comes in
Tom looks him in the eye and says
"Looks like he needed an ASS-guard"
He then leaves by the rainbow path
Hiddle is love, I say
Hiddle...is life
I am ready....
He burdons my butthole with glorious purpose
It hurts so bad, but I want to please Tom
He lets out a mighty roar
My dad comes in
Tom looks him in the eye and says
"Looks like he needed an ASS-guard"
He then leaves by the rainbow path
Hiddle is love, I say
Hiddle...is life
Same here. I don't read enough nowadays, either.
I'm seventeen...
I'm seventeen...
It was supposed to be 'sassgardian', without the 'u' and I only realized the typo after I'd already announced it as my new account.
Excuse me? My mother dragged me into a salon to have 3/4 of my brows shaved off. Don't tempt me with your lies.
well...yeah
but everybody on board is bein lame so I'm seein what lurkers are doin
but everybody on board is bein lame so I'm seein what lurkers are doin
say you're on board but are post nothing
but never mind it's no big deal I suppose
what are you up to strangr
but never mind it's no big deal I suppose
what are you up to strangr
what do you got insomnia or is your head too full of thoughts n stuff
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spinthatrecord ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
so what did you get banned for this time,If it wasn't the horse gif?

