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Date Signed Up:6/02/2014
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Well fuck. I think I just went full-edge mode.

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#10387792 - Admin is a very lonely fellow indeed.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Happy little board +1
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#10387794 - chillybilly (02/09/2015) [-]
Nah, he's just a fake ass hoe
#10387790 - uh-huh.... 02/09/2015 on Happy little board 0
#9668237 - I don't lie. I just make up stories. 09/14/2014 on Happy little board 0
#9631179 - You should be. Evil's back for good. Sass OUT.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Happy little board 0
#9631194 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
baybye
#9631161 - It has....  [+] (7 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Happy little board +1
#9631167 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
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#9631165 - evilicious (09/06/2014) [-]
....already begun.
#9631168 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
#9631176 - evilicious (09/06/2014) [-]
Are you confused? Afraid?
#9631191 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
Mostly confused.
#9631179 - sassguardian (09/06/2014) [-]
You should be. Evil's back for good. Sass OUT.
#9631194 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
baybye
#9631143 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Happy little board +1
#9631148 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
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#9631161 - sassguardian (09/06/2014) [-]
It has....
#9631167 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
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#9631165 - evilicious (09/06/2014) [-]
....already begun.
#9631168 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
#9631176 - evilicious (09/06/2014) [-]
Are you confused? Afraid?
#9631191 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
Mostly confused.
#9631179 - sassguardian (09/06/2014) [-]
You should be. Evil's back for good. Sass OUT.
#9631194 - lordbutthurt (09/06/2014) [-]
baybye
#907 - Oh, I will. On the **** boards, of course. 09/06/2014 on evilicious's profile 0
#906 - yeh  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2014 on evilicious's profile 0
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#908 - thegarry (09/06/2014) [-]
so how are things going with you?
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#910 - evilicious (09/06/2014) [-]
Meh. Decent. You?
#911 - thegarry (09/07/2014) [-]
what happened to 9 more days?
also sorry, i left to go do some stuff

i've been alright overall
getting back into routine with school, relaxing when i can
great grandpa passed away a few days ago though

whats new with you?
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#912 - evilicious (09/07/2014) [-]
I was freed.
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#913 - thegarry (09/07/2014) [-]
well thats good i suppose
#9630751 - Thank you! I won't disappoint.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Happy little board 0
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#9630758 - Sunset (09/06/2014) [-]
there, you're unbanned. don't fuck up
#9630734 - I won't do that, either!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Happy little board 0
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#9630738 - Sunset (09/06/2014) [-]
i'm holding you on it
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#9630751 - sassguardian (09/06/2014) [-]
Thank you! I won't disappoint.
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#9630758 - Sunset (09/06/2014) [-]
there, you're unbanned. don't fuck up

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User avatar #107 - vincento (09/06/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
#106 - plataeiou (09/04/2014) [-]
And I am burdoned with glorious....






dance skills!
#102 - syrianassassin (08/30/2014) [-]
what are you doing in religion?
User avatar #103 to #102 - sassguardian (08/30/2014) [-]
Praying to Loki, Lord and Savior.
User avatar #105 to #104 - sassguardian (08/31/2014) [-]
There weren't any posts relating to him at all.
User avatar #84 - admiralhowe (08/29/2014) [-]
Thor n, Loki (Marvel Parody) - Oney Cartoons
#85 to #84 - sassguardian (08/29/2014) [-]
Not this again.
#86 to #85 - admiralhowe (08/29/2014) [-]
You were right, its not, TIS DOOM.
User avatar #89 to #88 - sassguardian (08/29/2014) [-]
I hope they get him right this time. Electricity-metal man Doom from the older movies was awful.
User avatar #90 to #89 - admiralhowe (08/29/2014) [-]
Agreed.
Even if this movie is just decent, ill take it over the old one any day.
#91 to #90 - sassguardian (08/29/2014) [-]
Character wise, they did everyone except Doom justice.
Until the second movie, but I like to pretend that one never happened.
#93 to #91 - admiralhowe (08/30/2014) [-]
We must never speak of the second movie.    
It was a dark time.
We must never speak of the second movie.
It was a dark time.
User avatar #94 to #93 - sassguardian (08/30/2014) [-]
What did you think was worse--- Venom in Spider-man 3 or Galaxtus and the Silver Surfer in FF2?
Also, read comment below this.
User avatar #96 to #94 - admiralhowe (08/30/2014) [-]
Dr. Doom and Magneto have the best backstory and are the best villains and how they never went with Doom's actual story is beyond me.
I liked the choice of the guy who played Venom, he seemed like one of those actors who couldve been good but was stuck with a **** writer/director. Like Willem Dafoe was when he was Green Goblin.
Silver Surfer and Galactus had no actor to bring them any credibility or enjoyment and just felt like a cheap effect to make the movie better instead of being who they were.
User avatar #97 to #96 - sassguardian (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't recall them changing Magneto's backstory to the extent of Doom's, but I'll agree they're pretty good baddies. And it sucks that so many fabulous characters are played by glorious actors and butchered by ****** directors.
Deadpool's movie adoption is the worst I've seen yet.
User avatar #98 to #97 - admiralhowe (08/30/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Deadpool being played by Ryan Reynolds couldve been so perfect.
User avatar #100 to #98 - sassguardian (08/30/2014) [-]
It saddens me that Donald Blake wasn't in the Thor movie and Loki never broke the fourth wall to write himself into people's dreams never went back in time to scream **** at Laufey and kill him for the sole purpose of cheering himself up.I wish the movies showed scenes with Spider-man teaching off-duty super villains and anti heroes the ways of NYC, or Hawkeye making terrible decisions. And I grieve at the exclusion of Redwing, Sam Wilson's mighty falcon.
User avatar #101 to #100 - admiralhowe (08/30/2014) [-]
I dont think we will ever get that.
User avatar #99 to #98 - sassguardian (08/30/2014) [-]
They captured the personality perfectly in the beginning and then..... mutations.
User avatar #92 to #91 - sassguardian (08/30/2014) [-]
If I were the director and had to change certain characters for plot, I would've altered Reed Richards. Maybe then he'd be more enjoyable. I would not, however, completely re-invent one of the greatest supervillians of all time.
User avatar #95 to #92 - sassguardian (08/30/2014) [-]
That being said, I think Loki's movie makeover was the perfect way to merge the 'current' Loki that was in the comics at the time (Lady Loki) with the ridiculous looking Loki from the Golden Age that fanboys like my dad grew up squealing over.
#76 - plataeiou (08/28/2014) [-]
I was only nine years old
I loved Tom Hiddleston...
Every night I'd pray to Tom
Hiddle is love, I'd say
Hiddle is life
#77 to #76 - sassguardian (08/28/2014) [-]
That was beautiful.
User avatar #79 to #77 - plataeiou (08/28/2014) [-]
Should I continue?
User avatar #78 to #77 - plataeiou (08/28/2014) [-]
Oh, there's more.

My dad heard me, and called me an ice giant
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Tom
So I called him a Thor-fangirl
Then he slapped me and sent me to bed
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I feel a warm presence approaching
It's Loki!
He whispers to me: "You shall kneel...."
#80 to #78 - sassguardian (08/28/2014) [-]
This just keeps getting better and better.
Please go on.
User avatar #81 to #80 - plataeiou (08/28/2014) [-]
I kneel before Tom
I am ready....
He burdons my butthole with glorious purpose
It hurts so bad, but I want to please Tom
He lets out a mighty roar
My dad comes in
Tom looks him in the eye and says
"Looks like he needed an ASS-guard"
He then leaves by the rainbow path
Hiddle is love, I say
Hiddle...is life
User avatar #83 to #82 - plataeiou (08/28/2014) [-]
I think "He burdons my butthole with glorious purpose" was my crowning moment.
User avatar #71 - ariscorp (08/27/2014) [-]
danke fellow book-friend :3
#72 to #71 - sassguardian (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you're thanking me for but you're welcome!
Books are cool.
User avatar #73 to #72 - ariscorp (08/27/2014) [-]
I hate that people dont read enough nowadays :C

how old are you btw? you seemed to be fairly bookinformed
User avatar #74 to #73 - sassguardian (08/27/2014) [-]
Same here. I don't read enough nowadays, either.

I'm seventeen...
User avatar #75 to #74 - ariscorp (08/27/2014) [-]
So much other **** to do, i hate how much time reading takes.
I remember a week i was sick off school i just stayed in my bed and read for 7 days, it was blissful. Now it's all uni and vidya and stuff

Eighteen here
User avatar #70 - plataeiou (08/18/2014) [-]
bap
#68 to #67 - sassguardian (08/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to my profile....
#61 - venomousvalentine (08/16/2014) [-]
This also isn't ocanom.

Hi.
User avatar #66 to #61 - ocanom (08/16/2014) [-]
i thought we were on friendly i got so confused wow
#62 to #61 - sassguardian (08/16/2014) [-]
Oh, hello!
Oh, hello!
#63 to #62 - venomousvalentine (08/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
How are you?
#64 to #63 - sassguardian (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm sleepy, but sleep doesn't like me.
#65 to #64 - venomousvalentine (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel you on that.
I actually need to sleep now..
#52 - sassguardian (08/05/2014) [-]
> anons on profile
> don't even bother to say hi
#54 to #52 - anon (08/09/2014) [-]
hi

this

this isnt ocanom
#56 to #55 - ocanom (08/09/2014) [-]
howd u find out it was me
#57 to #56 - sassguardian (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm an FBI agent.
#58 to #57 - ocanom (08/09/2014) [-]
wow ur good

u should get promoted
#59 to #58 - sassguardian (08/09/2014) [-]
I started my own agency cuz the gov is stupid.
#60 to #59 - ocanom (08/09/2014) [-]
literally the best
#42 - sassguardian (08/03/2014) [-]
That's some abstractpink if I ever saw any.
User avatar #40 - utarefson (08/03/2014) [-]
I can't believe you didn't make your username "sasgardian"
User avatar #41 to #40 - sassguardian (08/03/2014) [-]
It was supposed to be 'sassgardian', without the 'u' and I only realized the typo after I'd already announced it as my new account.
#37 - nonoise (07/19/2014) [-]
I still feel no eyebrow game from you !
I still feel no eyebrow game from you !
User avatar #38 to #37 - sassguardian (07/19/2014) [-]
Excuse me? My mother dragged me into a salon to have 3/4 of my brows shaved off. Don't tempt me with your lies.
#24 - abstractpink (07/18/2014) [-]
Boy, that mascot suuuuure seems familiar
#26 to #25 - abstractpink (07/18/2014) [-]
Can't hide from me!
Can't hide from me!
#29 to #28 - sassguardian (07/18/2014) [-]
Why are you doing this to me?
#30 to #29 - abstractpink (07/18/2014) [-]
Can't just neglect a friend, now can I?
#32 to #31 - abstractpink (07/18/2014) [-]
Fiiiiine, I can just leave if that's what you want!
#33 to #32 - sassguardian (07/18/2014) [-]
You can never tell anyone.
#34 to #33 - abstractpink (07/18/2014) [-]
I wouldn't. But isn't it rather obvious?
#36 to #35 - abstractpink (07/18/2014) [-]
Nooo, not at all!
User avatar #15 - kingreptar (07/17/2014) [-]
I see you lurkin
User avatar #17 to #16 - kingreptar (07/17/2014) [-]
hey why you lurkin fella
#18 to #17 - sassguardian (07/17/2014) [-]
I don't even know you!
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingreptar (07/17/2014) [-]
well...yeah
but everybody on board is bein lame so I'm seein what lurkers are doin
#20 to #19 - sassguardian (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm not doing anything....
User avatar #21 to #20 - kingreptar (07/17/2014) [-]
say you're on board but are post nothing
but never mind it's no big deal I suppose
what are you up to strangr
#22 to #21 - sassguardian (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm alternating between trying to sleep, reading, drawing and talking here.
Sleep never wins.
User avatar #23 to #22 - kingreptar (07/17/2014) [-]
what do you got insomnia or is your head too full of thoughts n stuff
#7 - anon (07/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
#8 to #7 - sassguardian (07/17/2014) [-]
Let's cut the chit-chat.
What brings you to my profile, anon?
#9 to #8 - anon (07/17/2014) [-]
I just wanted to know if you were a girl. Geez.
#10 to #9 - sassguardian (07/17/2014) [-]
Would it make a difference if I was female?
#11 to #10 - anon (07/17/2014) [-]
Y-yes... I like girls.
#12 to #11 - sassguardian (07/17/2014) [-]
I see. Good thing I just happen to be a girl.
#13 to #12 - anon (07/17/2014) [-]
That's great. Will you like, be my waifu?
#14 to #13 - sassguardian (07/17/2014) [-]
S-sure, I guess...
#3 - spinthatrecord ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
so what did you get banned for this time,If it wasn't the horse gif?
so what did you get banned for this time,If it wasn't the horse gif?
User avatar #4 to #3 - sassguardian (07/15/2014) [-]
Loki x Loki sexy times
User avatar #5 to #4 - spinthatrecord ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
oh, dat's lewd.
User avatar #1 - maybetraffy ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Do I know you?
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