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#322626 - Why do you write so?  [+] (17 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #322630 - xenxio, master of crappy immune system (01/05/2014) [-]
.semit ynam oot noitseuq taht derewsna ev'I
User avatar #322631 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
I bet you did but you're the reason it keeps popping up so answer it again or stop
User avatar #322633 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Well then you're a problem
User avatar #322634 - xenxio, master of crappy immune system (01/05/2014) [-]
.ton ma I
User avatar #322635 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
You are
User avatar #322637 - xenxio, master of crappy immune system (01/05/2014) [-]
.eergasid I
User avatar #322638 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
It's okay to be wrong Xen
It's okay
User avatar #322639 - xenxio, master of crappy immune system (01/05/2014) [-]
?gnorw eb snoinipo naC
User avatar #322641 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #322642 - xenxio, master of crappy immune system (01/05/2014) [-]
?os woH
User avatar #322643 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
It's just how the world works
User avatar #322644 - xenxio, master of crappy immune system (01/05/2014) [-]
?taht uoy dlot ohW
User avatar #322645 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
It's obvious dood
User avatar #322649 - xenxio, master of crappy immune system (01/05/2014) [-]
.noitseuq ym rewsna tnseod tahT
User avatar #322650 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
You, young one, must answer the question yourself
User avatar #322652 - xenxio, master of crappy immune system (01/05/2014) [-]
?emoc woH
#322599 - Just do questing, at like your 4th character you have enough m…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#322611 - toguro (01/05/2014) [-]
Well if you're just going to min/max the entire game then what's the point?
#322595 - >Until you get all character slots max level That's 5 c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#322597 - toguro (01/05/2014) [-]
When I played it took me a lot longer than a mere 15 hours
User avatar #322599 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Just do questing, at like your 4th character you have enough money to actaully just level by crafting
#322611 - toguro (01/05/2014) [-]
Well if you're just going to min/max the entire game then what's the point?
#322593 - Noffin' Meh Waffles < 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +3
#322589 - Actualyl kinda looks like you  [+] (8 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #322675 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Well it IS a self-portrait.
User avatar #322677 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Requires more diuck face
User avatar #322678 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
I never pull duck faces, why would I include them in my drawlings?
User avatar #322681 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Cuz' it's a selfie
User avatar #322682 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Duck faces are for unenlightened.
User avatar #322683 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
And you're euphoric
User avatar #322684 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
mebbe
User avatar #322685 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
[Euphoria intensifies]
#322588 - For 15 hours until you get all character slots to max level  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#322594 - toguro (01/05/2014) [-]
Well then make a new class
User avatar #322595 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
>Until you get all character slots max level
That's 5 characters to 80
#322597 - toguro (01/05/2014) [-]
When I played it took me a lot longer than a mere 15 hours
User avatar #322599 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Just do questing, at like your 4th character you have enough money to actaully just level by crafting
#322611 - toguro (01/05/2014) [-]
Well if you're just going to min/max the entire game then what's the point?
#29 - That looks like the asian Rock 01/05/2014 on Death by snu snu +17
#322523 - We all do  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#322522 - Was going through my stuff with a friend today and I found a f… 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#322518 - Well I guess then the hardest drug I've done is chocolate  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #322520 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Living on the edge.
#322517 - Ehehehehe... Bullet dodged 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#322507 - It was taken by polaks so it's not 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#322503 - To the vilnius side I mean  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #322505 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
You're subconsciously implying that vilnius is true lithuania.
User avatar #322507 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
It was taken by polaks so it's not
#322501 - Would I ever?! Kekeke...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #322512 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
I hope not...
User avatar #322517 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Ehehehehe... Bullet dodged
#322499 - That sounds dumb Tell me more  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #322510 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_effects_of_chocolate#Stimulant

You could say it's technically a drug.
User avatar #322518 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Well I guess then the hardest drug I've done is chocolate
User avatar #322520 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Living on the edge.
User avatar #322504 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine#Humans

But then again, if we're going to nitpick like that then almost anything can be a "drug".
#322498 - I live 54 km away from it to the lithuania side 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#322495 - *cough* J-Just a guess...  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #322500 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
You better not be hiding anything from me, you fucker.
User avatar #322501 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Would I ever?!
Kekeke...
User avatar #322512 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
I hope not...
User avatar #322517 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Ehehehehe... Bullet dodged
#322490 - Because of the feds going after you  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #322494 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
Shit, how did you know?
User avatar #322495 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
*cough*
J-Just a guess...
User avatar #322500 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
You better not be hiding anything from me, you fucker.
User avatar #322501 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Would I ever?!
Kekeke...
User avatar #322512 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
I hope not...
User avatar #322517 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Ehehehehe... Bullet dodged
#322483 - Possibly then So you live in Kaunas?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #322491 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Nope, I live in Jonava. Like 30 km away from kaunas. Bus ride takes roughly an hour because 2slow and multiple stops.
#322481 - Well have fun with this many children  [+] (8 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#322489 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
Why did you think I tried so hard to leave the country?
User avatar #322490 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Because of the feds going after you
User avatar #322494 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
Shit, how did you know?
User avatar #322495 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
*cough*
J-Just a guess...
User avatar #322500 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
You better not be hiding anything from me, you fucker.
User avatar #322501 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Would I ever?!
Kekeke...
User avatar #322512 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
I hope not...
User avatar #322517 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Ehehehehe... Bullet dodged
#322479 - Yeah?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #322497 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Is drug.
User avatar #322499 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
That sounds dumb
Tell me more
User avatar #322510 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_effects_of_chocolate#Stimulant

You could say it's technically a drug.
User avatar #322518 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Well I guess then the hardest drug I've done is chocolate
User avatar #322520 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Living on the edge.
User avatar #322504 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine#Humans

But then again, if we're going to nitpick like that then almost anything can be a "drug".
#322468 - Which city si it on?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #322471 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Kaunas.
User avatar #322483 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Possibly then
So you live in Kaunas?
User avatar #322491 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Nope, I live in Jonava. Like 30 km away from kaunas. Bus ride takes roughly an hour because 2slow and multiple stops.
#322464 - How many bitches you got pregnant?  [+] (10 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#322474 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
About this many.
User avatar #322481 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Well have fun with this many children
#322489 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
Why did you think I tried so hard to leave the country?
User avatar #322490 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Because of the feds going after you
User avatar #322494 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
Shit, how did you know?
User avatar #322495 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
*cough*
J-Just a guess...
User avatar #322500 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
You better not be hiding anything from me, you fucker.
User avatar #322501 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Would I ever?!
Kekeke...
User avatar #322512 - Draserszes (01/05/2014) [-]
I hope not...
User avatar #322517 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Ehehehehe... Bullet dodged
#322463 - Gonan do the same  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #322466 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. I suggest you go to VDU, long ass vacations, professors ain't too stuck up, and it hands out scholarships left and right.
User avatar #322468 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Which city si it on?
User avatar #322471 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Kaunas.
User avatar #322483 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Possibly then
So you live in Kaunas?
User avatar #322491 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Nope, I live in Jonava. Like 30 km away from kaunas. Bus ride takes roughly an hour because 2slow and multiple stops.
#322461 - Best plan I got And what you studying?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #322462 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Engrish.
User avatar #322463 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Gonan do the same
User avatar #322466 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. I suggest you go to VDU, long ass vacations, professors ain't too stuck up, and it hands out scholarships left and right.
User avatar #322468 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Which city si it on?
User avatar #322471 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Kaunas.
User avatar #322483 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Possibly then
So you live in Kaunas?
User avatar #322491 - greatboobya (01/05/2014) [-]
Nope, I live in Jonava. Like 30 km away from kaunas. Bus ride takes roughly an hour because 2slow and multiple stops.
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User avatar #2075 - zaiopeperse (02/02/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #2073 - aerosol (01/12/2014) [-]
You're from Ohio too?
#2072 - captainpickles (01/10/2014) [-]
It's captain pickles now
It's captain pickles now
#2066 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
Hellooo!
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Ey!
What's with people commiung to talk on my profile? Am I being noticed?
#2068 to #2067 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm just bored, don't think you're special or anything.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Aw...
I have to school now so bye
User avatar #2070 to #2069 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay, enjoy your day.
User avatar #2049 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Morning sarge
User avatar #2053 to #2049 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ey, ey, ey!
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
How ya doing?
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, just being worriied, you?
User avatar #2056 to #2055 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm fine, why worried?
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Gotta pick exams for the last year which is two years from now and I got no idea what to pick,also exams this year scare me
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd freak out and throw all my **** out the window if I were in that situation
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Have to deal with it I guess
User avatar #2048 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
my 21st bday just passed, and no happy birthday?
What a ******* hooker! lmao, just ******* with you

I've started trying to get drunk, and I'm getting there now lmao
User avatar #2051 to #2048 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
You didn't say when it was!
Gah, I hate you for this! I don't, just wish you really did tell me...
User avatar #2062 to #2051 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
It's all good
User avatar #2046 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
there is a shin social game?

also hi
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Where'd you pull that from/

Yo
User avatar #2050 to #2047 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
you posted a pic somewhere and it said shin social game also something about the character finding a book of lolis

how are you?
User avatar #2052 to #2050 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ah, that's rather old but no, there is no RPG, not yet at least

Just panicking, yourself?
User avatar #2063 to #2052 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
lol i see

im alright, why are you panicking?
User avatar #2065 to #2063 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Exams sooninsh
#2042 - sargentcucumber (01/06/2014) [-]
Mfw it happened
Mfw it happened
User avatar #2021 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
****** faggot
#1995 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1997 to #1996 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your birth year number get.
Your birth year number get.
#1998 to #1997 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Jax when dodge was a thing
Jax when dodge was a thing
#2000 to #1999 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Watch Hidamari Strech
#2001 to #2000 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Anime is for faggots.
User avatar #2003 to #2001 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YxOe1L6I8
You're just jealous of my anime swag
#2004 to #2002 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
#2006 to #2005 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
&lt;---- your waifu
<---- your waifu
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
>BRS
**** taste alarm engage
#2008 to #2007 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Better than your waifu at least.
Better than your waifu at least.
#2010 to #2009 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is 						****					.
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is **** .
#2012 to #2011 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
1 hours of boobs and gameplay of gayest game on earth.
I'd better whack off to some real porn.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Just watch it
It's so cancerous it burns
Or watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2F59oyzpo
#2014 to #2013 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
>Sucks
>Only shows boobs
>"This game is my life"
>OMG GAMERZGURL

**** this.

Also 2014 get.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
2014 get?
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
My comment number.
User avatar #1991 - Draserszes (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year, man!
#1987 - hykk (01/01/2014) [-]
Happi new year Captain!
Happi new year Captain!
User avatar #1989 to #1987 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thank you Hykk~
#1985 - skittlesareepic (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy New Year
User avatar #1988 to #1985 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thanks
Nice pic you got there
User avatar #1984 - xiiichuckles (01/01/2014) [-]
The **** did I just see on the comment below?
What the actual **** am I looking at below me?
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User avatar #1981 to #1980 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry dood
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User avatar #1983 to #1982 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry dood, I didn't really save anything from part 6
#1972 to #1971 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Wanted to post a good pic but it's flagged
;w;
#1973 to #1972 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
*sigh* everything is flagged it seems
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Admin hates fun
#1975 to #1974 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
shh he'll hear you
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Then I'll go to slop
Talk to you tomorrow
Way past my bed time
#1977 to #1976 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
Well this was short-lived but hey it's late where you are. Cya!
#1993 to #1978 - toguro (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year! Ps replying now because I was out last night and majority of today
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - sargentcucumber (01/02/2014) [-]
Replying now because of reasons
#1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
holy **** dude. that author of that nickelodeon manga is really deep. and also kinda pervy. its so perfect.

there's that one short about the angel. and about the demon genie thing and also there is the NEET girl and the lesbian kiss short because of the alcohol and the suicidal trap with the super caring father. also the tiger and the girl short.
i love it so much
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
oh **** i just finished it...

tell me cucumber, is it being updated regularly or is it also sort of abandoned?
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - sargentcucumber (12/29/2013) [-]
It's random
I will try to tell you when the chapters are out
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
thanks man, you are the best.
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