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#122229 - 6. Well... I bet you're not even a real communist!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#122231 - communistlover (06/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #122251 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Fake commie!
#122225 - Monster Gankutsuou Bo-Bo-Bo JJBA Death NOte  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #122245 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Actually change death note to baccanoo
#122222 - All are action 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#122221 - Terraformers Black Bullet Berzerk Medaka Box D…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #122222 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
All are action
#122218 - I'm just stupid, that's all  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#122219 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
#122217 - ;_; you're so mean! 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#122212 - 6. wai? ;_;  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#122215 - tokazakime (06/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #122217 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
;_; you're so mean!
#122210 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#122214 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
I suppose it's a mistake that's easily made. Kinda.
#122218 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm just stupid, that's all
#122219 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
#122205 - Okay, how about ''You're favourite anime is shiiiiiit....''  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #122213 - theaussiestig (06/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, whatever.
#122203 - Serious  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #122207 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
How could you think I was a woman? I even talked to you about being bi.
#122210 - sargentcucumber has deleted their comment.
#122214 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
I suppose it's a mistake that's easily made. Kinda.
#122218 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm just stupid, that's all
#122219 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
#122197 - ....seriously...? I always thought you were a female like flan  [+] (7 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#122202 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or are you joking?
User avatar #122203 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Serious
User avatar #122207 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
How could you think I was a woman? I even talked to you about being bi.
#122210 - sargentcucumber has deleted their comment.
#122214 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
I suppose it's a mistake that's easily made. Kinda.
#122218 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm just stupid, that's all
#122219 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
#122193 - I'd probably say ''The answer to everything is...''  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#122201 - theaussiestig (06/24/2013) [-]
But we already know the answer is 42. Come back when you know the question or something,
User avatar #122205 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Okay, how about ''You're favourite anime is shiiiiiit....''
User avatar #122213 - theaussiestig (06/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, whatever.
#122189 - But that makes it more fun  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #122191 - lordsaten (06/24/2013) [-]
Of course. x3
User avatar #122193 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
I'd probably say ''The answer to everything is...''
#122201 - theaussiestig (06/24/2013) [-]
But we already know the answer is 42. Come back when you know the question or something,
User avatar #122205 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Okay, how about ''You're favourite anime is shiiiiiit....''
User avatar #122213 - theaussiestig (06/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, whatever.
#122185 - You're a man?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #122194 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #122197 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
....seriously...?
I always thought you were a female like flan
#122202 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or are you joking?
User avatar #122203 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Serious
User avatar #122207 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
How could you think I was a woman? I even talked to you about being bi.
#122210 - sargentcucumber has deleted their comment.
#122214 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
I suppose it's a mistake that's easily made. Kinda.
#122218 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm just stupid, that's all
#122219 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
#18 - Looks good to me 06/24/2013 on afaggot's profile 0
#17 - Hue 06/24/2013 on afaggot's profile 0
#122177 - Question time fucktards 1. You're about to die, what's th…  [+] (49 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#122498 - sigcurtis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #122362 - indeedaleedoo (06/24/2013) [-]
1) blargh
2) Pork
3) Ass
4) Human
5) sigcurtis seems manly
6) Sure, why not.
#122488 - sigcurtis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #122363 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
5. Agreed
User avatar #122288 - samusthegreat (06/24/2013) [-]
1. "See you space cowboy."
2. Chicken.
3. Tits.
4. We're all just humans.
5. Makotoitou.
6. Yes.
User avatar #122254 - jettom (06/24/2013) [-]
1. "Tell ghast.. this happened.. because.. he didn't.. give me.. a sock pic-"
2. ghastmeat
3. Ass
4. Dancers that like to be human.
5. yusay
6. No idea
#122232 - barkhorn (06/24/2013) [-]
1. Well it's about time.
2.Beef.
3.Thighs*
4.You're a faggot
5.Me of course.
6.They give me something to do, so yes.
User avatar #122226 - communistlover (06/24/2013) [-]
1. McDonald's put something in my food..
2. Chicken.
3. Ass all the way.
4. Dragons.
5. No one is manly.
6. Of course not.
User avatar #122229 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
6. Well... I bet you're not even a real communist!
#122231 - communistlover (06/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #122251 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Fake commie!
#122211 - tokazakime (06/24/2013) [-]
1. "Someone.. Delete my browsing history.."
2. Cock
3. Ass
4. My sign is vital, my hands are cold.
5. quattro
6. No
User avatar #122212 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
6. wai? ;_;
#122215 - tokazakime (06/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #122217 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
;_; you're so mean!
#122206 - makotoitou (06/24/2013) [-]
1. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
2. dlwnsgur thigh
3. Big old titties
4. Regis
5. Me
6. They cool
#122209 - dlwnsgur (06/24/2013) [-]
oh you want someone my thighs do you?
#122195 - dlwnsgur (06/24/2013) [-]
1. my only regret is, not being able to see riu stream shower...
2. my inner thigh
3. small boobs
4. illusions
5. kaelthor loljk jk nobody
6. hell no, i hate it so much, i despise every question i answer, i feel like throwing up just looking at them. It's alright
#122188 - asukalangelysoryu (06/24/2013) [-]
1. The turkey in the fridge is expired.
2. Turkey.
3. Ass.
4. Rocks.
5. Andyyy or Facetiousrunner.
6. I guess.
User avatar #122396 - facetiousrunner (06/24/2013) [-]
yesh
#122190 - andyyy (06/24/2013) [-]
#122192 - asukalangelysoryu (06/24/2013) [-]
You even beat Bear Grylls in my book.
#122196 - andyyy (06/24/2013) [-]
Nigga had it coming
User avatar #122198 - asukalangelysoryu (06/24/2013) [-]
Damn right.
User avatar #122186 - lordsaten (06/24/2013) [-]
1. "SAVE ME JEBUS!"
2. Flesh of Sargentcucumber.
3. Tits, because squishy. *-*
4. DINOSAURS!
5. A cucumber.
6. Mine are better.
#122184 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
1. Fugg
2. Steak
3. Ass
4.
5. Me of course
6. What crazychaos said
User avatar #122185 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
You're a man?
User avatar #122194 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #122197 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
....seriously...?
I always thought you were a female like flan
#122202 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or are you joking?
User avatar #122203 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Serious
User avatar #122207 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
How could you think I was a woman? I even talked to you about being bi.
#122210 - sargentcucumber has deleted their comment.
#122214 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
I suppose it's a mistake that's easily made. Kinda.
#122218 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm just stupid, that's all
#122219 - dbdeano (06/24/2013) [-]
#122183 - theaussiestig (06/24/2013) [-]
1. I left the treasure in the...
2. Is there one?
3. Why not both?
4. Who knows.
5. Can't say, it requires further testing.
6. Yes.
User avatar #122187 - lordsaten (06/24/2013) [-]
1. What a douche thing to say. X3
#122199 - theaussiestig (06/24/2013) [-]
It's an old one, but a good one. It might be a bit cliché though...
User avatar #122189 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
But that makes it more fun
User avatar #122191 - lordsaten (06/24/2013) [-]
Of course. x3
User avatar #122193 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
I'd probably say ''The answer to everything is...''
#122201 - theaussiestig (06/24/2013) [-]
But we already know the answer is 42. Come back when you know the question or something,
User avatar #122205 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Okay, how about ''You're favourite anime is shiiiiiit....''
User avatar #122213 - theaussiestig (06/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, whatever.
#122180 - crazychaos (06/24/2013) [-]
1. " "
2. andyyy's dick
3. Ass
4. Maybe we're both and neither at the same time?
5. A test of manliness sounds necessary to determine this.
6. Gives me an excuse to post since I suck at most social interactions.
#122182 - andyyy (06/24/2013) [-]
#122179 - nightt (06/24/2013) [-]
1. Yolo
2. Chicken
3. Ass
4. Men
5. quattrobajeena
6. Ya
#122178 - andyyy (06/24/2013) [-]
1. I put a bomb somewhere in the white house
2. My dick
3. ass
4. Robots
5. Jettom
6. yee
#122173 - I>don't>like>picking>favourites 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#671849 - It should be called Hidamari Strech I'm sorry, that was terrible 06/24/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#82 - Sounds fucking hard as hell 06/24/2013 on nightt's profile 0
#122167 - Picture 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#80 - I have no idea how aim works on a con troll er, is there lock …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2013 on nightt's profile 0
User avatar #81 - nightt (06/24/2013) [-]
Nah, just free aim with the two sticks. Left stick to move, right stick to aim.
User avatar #82 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Sounds fucking hard as hell
#122166 - Go with stuff with 4.5 or more stars I think you… 06/24/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#78 - Maybe some day, maybe It's so weird with controlers,…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2013 on nightt's profile 0
User avatar #79 - nightt (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm the opposite, I am all over the place with a mouse, can't aim for shit. But with a controller, pinpoint accuracy and precision haha
User avatar #80 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
I have no idea how aim works on a controller, is there lock on or sumthing?
User avatar #81 - nightt (06/24/2013) [-]
Nah, just free aim with the two sticks. Left stick to move, right stick to aim.
User avatar #82 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Sounds fucking hard as hell
#76 - Not a fan of mecha, never was It looks weird when peo…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/24/2013 on nightt's profile 0
User avatar #77 - nightt (06/24/2013) [-]
Neither was I, then Evangelion and Gurren Lagann came along, and I gave them both 10's.

And I can't stand a mouse and keyboard, the controller is the way to go for me.
User avatar #78 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Maybe some day, maybe

It's so weird with controlers, atleast mouse aiming makes some sence, with a controller
I can't even aim in a direction to hit an enemy
User avatar #79 - nightt (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm the opposite, I am all over the place with a mouse, can't aim for shit. But with a controller, pinpoint accuracy and precision haha
User avatar #80 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
I have no idea how aim works on a controller, is there lock on or sumthing?
User avatar #81 - nightt (06/24/2013) [-]
Nah, just free aim with the two sticks. Left stick to move, right stick to aim.
User avatar #82 - sargentcucumber (06/24/2013) [-]
Sounds fucking hard as hell
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User avatar #2075 - zaiopeperse (02/02/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #2073 - aerosol (01/12/2014) [-]
You're from Ohio too?
#2072 - captainpickles (01/10/2014) [-]
It's captain pickles now
It's captain pickles now
#2066 - spojalec ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Hellooo!
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Ey!
What's with people commiung to talk on my profile? Am I being noticed?
#2068 to #2067 - spojalec ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm just bored, don't think you're special or anything.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Aw...
I have to school now so bye
User avatar #2070 to #2069 - spojalec ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay, enjoy your day.
User avatar #2049 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Morning sarge
User avatar #2053 to #2049 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ey, ey, ey!
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
How ya doing?
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, just being worriied, you?
User avatar #2056 to #2055 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm fine, why worried?
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Gotta pick exams for the last year which is two years from now and I got no idea what to pick,also exams this year scare me
User avatar #2058 to #2057 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Aw shit man D=
User avatar #2059 to #2058 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Shit's scary!
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd freak out and throw all my shit out the window if I were in that situation
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Have to deal with it I guess
User avatar #2048 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
my 21st bday just passed, and no happy birthday?
What a fucking hooker! lmao, just fucking with you

I've started trying to get drunk, and I'm getting there now lmao
User avatar #2051 to #2048 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
You didn't say when it was!
Gah, I hate you for this! I don't, just wish you really did tell me...
User avatar #2062 to #2051 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
It's all good
User avatar #2046 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
there is a shin social game?

also hi
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Where'd you pull that from/

Yo
User avatar #2050 to #2047 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
you posted a pic somewhere and it said shin social game also something about the character finding a book of lolis

how are you?
User avatar #2052 to #2050 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ah, that's rather old but no, there is no RPG, not yet at least

Just panicking, yourself?
User avatar #2063 to #2052 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
lol i see

im alright, why are you panicking?
User avatar #2065 to #2063 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Exams sooninsh
#2042 - sargentcucumber (01/06/2014) [-]
Mfw it happened
Mfw it happened
User avatar #2021 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
nigger faggot
#1995 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1997 to #1996 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your birth year number get.
Your birth year number get.
#1998 to #1997 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Jax when dodge was a thing
Jax when dodge was a thing
#2000 to #1999 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Watch Hidamari Strech
#2001 to #2000 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Anime is for faggots.
User avatar #2003 to #2001 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YxOe1L6I8
You're just jealous of my anime swag
#2004 to #2002 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
#2006 to #2005 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
<---- your waifu
<---- your waifu
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
>BRS
Shit taste alarm engage
#2008 to #2007 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Better than your waifu at least.
Better than your waifu at least.
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
SHIT TASTE
SHIT TASTE
SHIT TASTE
#2010 to #2009 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is shit.
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is shit.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ6on6PgdKA
Just watch this
It's so fucking good
#2012 to #2011 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
1 hours of boobs and gameplay of gayest game on earth.
I'd better whack off to some real porn.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Just watch it
It's so cancerous it burns
Or watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2F59oyzpo
#2014 to #2013 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
>Sucks
>Only shows boobs
>"This game is my life"
>OMG GAMERZGURL

Fuck this.

Also 2014 get.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
2014 get?
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
My comment number.
User avatar #1991 - Draserszes ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year, man!
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
You too my nigga, my nigga, my nigga
#1987 - hykk (01/01/2014) [-]
Happi new year Captain!
Happi new year Captain!
User avatar #1989 to #1987 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thank you Hykk~
#1985 - skittlesareepic (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy New Year
User avatar #1988 to #1985 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thanks
Nice pic you got there
User avatar #1984 - xiiichuckles (01/01/2014) [-]
The fuck did I just see on the comment below?
What the actual fuck am I looking at below me?
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User avatar #1981 to #1980 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry dood
#1982 to #1981 - notsoulmyr has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1983 to #1982 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry dood, I didn't really save anything from part 6
User avatar #1970 to #1969 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Ohiogozaimanigga
#1971 to #1970 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
doudeshoukamotherfucker?
#1972 to #1971 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Wanted to post a good pic but it's flagged
;w;
#1973 to #1972 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
*sigh* everything is flagged it seems
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Admin hates fun
#1975 to #1974 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
shh he'll hear you
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Then I'll go to slop
Talk to you tomorrow
Way past my bed time
#1977 to #1976 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
Well this was short-lived but hey it's late where you are. Cya!
#1993 to #1978 - toguro (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year! Ps replying now because I was out last night and majority of today
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - sargentcucumber (01/02/2014) [-]
Replying now because of reasons
#1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
holy shit dude. that author of that nickelodeon manga is really deep. and also kinda pervy. its so perfect.

there's that one short about the angel. and about the demon genie thing and also there is the NEET girl and the lesbian kiss short because of the alcohol and the suicidal trap with the super caring father. also the tiger and the girl short.
i love it so much
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
oh fuck i just finished it...

tell me cucumber, is it being updated regularly or is it also sort of abandoned?
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - sargentcucumber (12/29/2013) [-]
It's random
I will try to tell you when the chapters are out
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
thanks man, you are the best.
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