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#326470 - I have to say the same honestly... 01/09/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#326468 - I can give suggestions 01/09/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#326467 - >Only >Implying plebs can read more than 10 chapters… 01/09/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#1228 - Unless you can fix an almost broken back from about 5k km away…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2014 on spojalec's profile 0
#1229 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, no sorry. What did you do to yourself?
User avatar #1230 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Gahhh! Sorry for leaving you hanging... I thought I replied!

I over did it in gym
#1234 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
It's okay it happens.

Just how messed up are you? Like, do you actually have broken bones or are you just in pain?
User avatar #1235 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Sorry...

Just pain
#1236 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
No worries, I've done it myself to a few people.

Well, I hope you have a speedy recovery.

I need to take off to see my doctor. Enjoy the rest of your day.
User avatar #1237 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
I think I'm better actually

Bye. You too
#1226 - Broken, you?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2014 on spojalec's profile 0
#1227 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Anything I can fix?

I'm doing quite well.
User avatar #1228 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Unless you can fix an almost broken back from about 5k km away then yeah, you can

Good
#1229 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, no sorry. What did you do to yourself?
User avatar #1230 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Gahhh! Sorry for leaving you hanging... I thought I replied!

I over did it in gym
#1234 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
It's okay it happens.

Just how messed up are you? Like, do you actually have broken bones or are you just in pain?
User avatar #1235 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Sorry...

Just pain
#1236 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
No worries, I've done it myself to a few people.

Well, I hope you have a speedy recovery.

I need to take off to see my doctor. Enjoy the rest of your day.
User avatar #1237 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
I think I'm better actually

Bye. You too
#1224 - Nah  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2014 on spojalec's profile 0
#1225 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Good.
How're you today?
User avatar #1226 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Broken, you?
#1227 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Anything I can fix?

I'm doing quite well.
User avatar #1228 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Unless you can fix an almost broken back from about 5k km away then yeah, you can

Good
#1229 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, no sorry. What did you do to yourself?
User avatar #1230 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Gahhh! Sorry for leaving you hanging... I thought I replied!

I over did it in gym
#1234 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
It's okay it happens.

Just how messed up are you? Like, do you actually have broken bones or are you just in pain?
User avatar #1235 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Sorry...

Just pain
#1236 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
No worries, I've done it myself to a few people.

Well, I hope you have a speedy recovery.

I need to take off to see my doctor. Enjoy the rest of your day.
User avatar #1237 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
I think I'm better actually

Bye. You too
#1222 - Nothing I just like ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!  [+] (12 new replies) 01/09/2014 on spojalec's profile 0
#1223 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I thought I did something to make your angry for a minute.
User avatar #1224 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Nah
#1225 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Good.
How're you today?
User avatar #1226 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Broken, you?
#1227 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Anything I can fix?

I'm doing quite well.
User avatar #1228 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Unless you can fix an almost broken back from about 5k km away then yeah, you can

Good
#1229 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, no sorry. What did you do to yourself?
User avatar #1230 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Gahhh! Sorry for leaving you hanging... I thought I replied!

I over did it in gym
#1234 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
It's okay it happens.

Just how messed up are you? Like, do you actually have broken bones or are you just in pain?
User avatar #1235 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Sorry...

Just pain
#1236 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
No worries, I've done it myself to a few people.

Well, I hope you have a speedy recovery.

I need to take off to see my doctor. Enjoy the rest of your day.
User avatar #1237 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
I think I'm better actually

Bye. You too
#1220 - Ass!  [+] (14 new replies) 01/09/2014 on spojalec's profile 0
#1221 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #1222 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Nothing
I just like ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
#1223 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I thought I did something to make your angry for a minute.
User avatar #1224 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Nah
#1225 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Good.
How're you today?
User avatar #1226 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Broken, you?
#1227 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Anything I can fix?

I'm doing quite well.
User avatar #1228 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Unless you can fix an almost broken back from about 5k km away then yeah, you can

Good
#1229 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, no sorry. What did you do to yourself?
User avatar #1230 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Gahhh! Sorry for leaving you hanging... I thought I replied!

I over did it in gym
#1234 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
It's okay it happens.

Just how messed up are you? Like, do you actually have broken bones or are you just in pain?
User avatar #1235 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
Sorry...

Just pain
#1236 - spojalec (01/09/2014) [-]
No worries, I've done it myself to a few people.

Well, I hope you have a speedy recovery.

I need to take off to see my doctor. Enjoy the rest of your day.
User avatar #1237 - sargentcucumber (01/09/2014) [-]
I think I'm better actually

Bye. You too
#326458 - That sounds fun 01/09/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#326457 - I get a lot of **** from people, and I mean a lot… 01/09/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#325756 - I only watches SPESU DANDI and loved it 01/08/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#325755 - Cuz' it's hard stuff 01/08/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#325753 - Captain Pickles is pretty ******* blue 01/08/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#325752 - Okay but gym broke me  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #325754 - igenatius (01/08/2014) [-]
Why is the gym always breaking things.
Not nice at all.
User avatar #325755 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Cuz' it's hard stuff
#10965 - Homewroks  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on kaitora's profile 0
User avatar #10966 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Ok then.
#10963 - But I am doing things..  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2014 on kaitora's profile 0
User avatar #10964 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Whatchu doin?
User avatar #10965 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Homewroks
User avatar #10966 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Ok then.
#165 - Bai then 01/08/2014 on greatboobya's profile 0
#10961 - I try not to  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on kaitora's profile 0
User avatar #10962 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Then search me a car.
User avatar #10963 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
But I am doing things..
User avatar #10964 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Whatchu doin?
User avatar #10965 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Homewroks
User avatar #10966 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Ok then.
#10959 - I'm not double lazy after it I am normal lazy  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2014 on kaitora's profile 0
User avatar #10960 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Don't be lazy.
User avatar #10961 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
I try not to
User avatar #10962 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Then search me a car.
User avatar #10963 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
But I am doing things..
User avatar #10964 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Whatchu doin?
User avatar #10965 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Homewroks
User avatar #10966 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Ok then.
#10957 - ***** , I came back from gym not too long ago, I am tired 01/08/2014 on kaitora's profile 0
#10955 - But effort...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on kaitora's profile 0
User avatar #10956 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Lazy ass madafaka
User avatar #10957 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Nigga, I came back from gym not too long ago, I am tired
#10953 - Something pracical and cool looking  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2014 on kaitora's profile 0
User avatar #10954 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Present me something sick you can get for 25k
User avatar #10955 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
But effort...
User avatar #10956 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Lazy ass madafaka
User avatar #10957 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Nigga, I came back from gym not too long ago, I am tired
#10951 - I don't think I'd buy a new car I'd probably buy some olde…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2014 on kaitora's profile 0
#10952 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
And what is "better"?
User avatar #10953 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Something pracical and cool looking
User avatar #10954 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Present me something sick you can get for 25k
User avatar #10955 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
But effort...
User avatar #10956 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Lazy ass madafaka
User avatar #10957 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Nigga, I came back from gym not too long ago, I am tired
#10949 - Even 25k can get you a hell of a ride  [+] (8 new replies) 01/08/2014 on kaitora's profile 0
#10950 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
With my "budget" I'm not actually buying, just window shopping, so "budget". , it'd be the wisest to buy a new car. Depending on what you consider a "hell of a ride", 25k isn't enough.
User avatar #10951 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't think I'd buy a new car
I'd probably buy some older but better car
#10952 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
And what is "better"?
User avatar #10953 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Something pracical and cool looking
User avatar #10954 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Present me something sick you can get for 25k
User avatar #10955 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
But effort...
User avatar #10956 - kaitora (01/08/2014) [-]
Lazy ass madafaka
User avatar #10957 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Nigga, I came back from gym not too long ago, I am tired
#163 - Tfw ignored  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on greatboobya's profile 0
#164 - greatboobya (01/08/2014) [-]
I apologize. It was very rude of me.

Now I gotta get back to doing muh homework. Have fun with whatever you're busying yourself with.
User avatar #165 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Bai then
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User avatar #2075 - zaiopeperse (02/02/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #2073 - aerosol (01/12/2014) [-]
You're from Ohio too?
#2072 - captainpickles (01/10/2014) [-]
It's captain pickles now
It's captain pickles now
#2066 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
Hellooo!
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Ey!
What's with people commiung to talk on my profile? Am I being noticed?
#2068 to #2067 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm just bored, don't think you're special or anything.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Aw...
I have to school now so bye
User avatar #2070 to #2069 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay, enjoy your day.
User avatar #2049 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Morning sarge
User avatar #2053 to #2049 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ey, ey, ey!
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
How ya doing?
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, just being worriied, you?
User avatar #2056 to #2055 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm fine, why worried?
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Gotta pick exams for the last year which is two years from now and I got no idea what to pick,also exams this year scare me
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd freak out and throw all my **** out the window if I were in that situation
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Have to deal with it I guess
User avatar #2048 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
my 21st bday just passed, and no happy birthday?
What a ******* hooker! lmao, just ******* with you

I've started trying to get drunk, and I'm getting there now lmao
User avatar #2051 to #2048 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
You didn't say when it was!
Gah, I hate you for this! I don't, just wish you really did tell me...
User avatar #2062 to #2051 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
It's all good
User avatar #2046 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
there is a shin social game?

also hi
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Where'd you pull that from/

Yo
User avatar #2050 to #2047 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
you posted a pic somewhere and it said shin social game also something about the character finding a book of lolis

how are you?
User avatar #2052 to #2050 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ah, that's rather old but no, there is no RPG, not yet at least

Just panicking, yourself?
User avatar #2063 to #2052 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
lol i see

im alright, why are you panicking?
User avatar #2065 to #2063 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Exams sooninsh
#2042 - sargentcucumber (01/06/2014) [-]
Mfw it happened
Mfw it happened
User avatar #2021 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
****** faggot
#1995 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1997 to #1996 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your birth year number get.
Your birth year number get.
#1998 to #1997 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Jax when dodge was a thing
Jax when dodge was a thing
#2000 to #1999 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Watch Hidamari Strech
#2001 to #2000 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Anime is for faggots.
User avatar #2003 to #2001 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YxOe1L6I8
You're just jealous of my anime swag
#2004 to #2002 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
#2006 to #2005 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
<---- your waifu
<---- your waifu
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
>BRS
**** taste alarm engage
#2008 to #2007 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Better than your waifu at least.
Better than your waifu at least.
#2010 to #2009 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is 						****					.
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is **** .
#2012 to #2011 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
1 hours of boobs and gameplay of gayest game on earth.
I'd better whack off to some real porn.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Just watch it
It's so cancerous it burns
Or watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2F59oyzpo
#2014 to #2013 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
>Sucks
>Only shows boobs
>"This game is my life"
>OMG GAMERZGURL

**** this.

Also 2014 get.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
2014 get?
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
My comment number.
User avatar #1991 - Draserszes (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year, man!
#1987 - hykk (01/01/2014) [-]
Happi new year Captain!
Happi new year Captain!
User avatar #1989 to #1987 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thank you Hykk~
#1985 - skittlesareepic (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy New Year
User avatar #1988 to #1985 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thanks
Nice pic you got there
User avatar #1984 - xiiichuckles (01/01/2014) [-]
The **** did I just see on the comment below?
What the actual **** am I looking at below me?
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User avatar #1981 to #1980 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry dood
#1982 to #1981 - notsoulmyr has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1983 to #1982 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry dood, I didn't really save anything from part 6
#1972 to #1971 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Wanted to post a good pic but it's flagged
;w;
#1973 to #1972 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
*sigh* everything is flagged it seems
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Admin hates fun
#1975 to #1974 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
shh he'll hear you
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Then I'll go to slop
Talk to you tomorrow
Way past my bed time
#1977 to #1976 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
Well this was short-lived but hey it's late where you are. Cya!
#1993 to #1978 - toguro (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year! Ps replying now because I was out last night and majority of today
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - sargentcucumber (01/02/2014) [-]
Replying now because of reasons
#1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
holy **** dude. that author of that nickelodeon manga is really deep. and also kinda pervy. its so perfect.

there's that one short about the angel. and about the demon genie thing and also there is the NEET girl and the lesbian kiss short because of the alcohol and the suicidal trap with the super caring father. also the tiger and the girl short.
i love it so much
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
oh **** i just finished it...

tell me cucumber, is it being updated regularly or is it also sort of abandoned?
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - sargentcucumber (12/29/2013) [-]
It's random
I will try to tell you when the chapters are out
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
thanks man, you are the best.
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