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Date Signed Up:5/20/2013
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#219168 - That's probably the dumbest thing you ever said  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #219169 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Alright.
#219162 - That's something you get used to, like with contacts  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #219163 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
I still don't want to do it.
User avatar #219168 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's probably the dumbest thing you ever said
User avatar #219169 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Alright.
#219160 - Then you should wear them atleast 3 hours a day  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #219161 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
They put a strain on my eyes if I wear them for too long.
User avatar #219162 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's something you get used to, like with contacts
User avatar #219163 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
I still don't want to do it.
User avatar #219168 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's probably the dumbest thing you ever said
User avatar #219169 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Alright.
#219158 - Are they for distance?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#219159 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #219160 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Then you should wear them atleast 3 hours a day
User avatar #219161 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
They put a strain on my eyes if I wear them for too long.
User avatar #219162 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's something you get used to, like with contacts
User avatar #219163 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
I still don't want to do it.
User avatar #219168 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's probably the dumbest thing you ever said
User avatar #219169 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Alright.
#219154 - Oh... Okay, carry on Well the if the doctor told you …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #219155 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]


I'm only supposed to wear glasses when I need them, and that's occasionally in class.
User avatar #219158 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Are they for distance?
#219159 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #219160 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Then you should wear them atleast 3 hours a day
User avatar #219161 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
They put a strain on my eyes if I wear them for too long.
User avatar #219162 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's something you get used to, like with contacts
User avatar #219163 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
I still don't want to do it.
User avatar #219168 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's probably the dumbest thing you ever said
User avatar #219169 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Alright.
#219151 - OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY AWARE?! You should  [+] (11 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #219152 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeh.

No.
User avatar #219154 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh... Okay, carry on

Well the if the doctor told you to do it you should, you can make your eyes even worse, I'm talking from expirience here
User avatar #219155 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]


I'm only supposed to wear glasses when I need them, and that's occasionally in class.
User avatar #219158 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Are they for distance?
#219159 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #219160 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Then you should wear them atleast 3 hours a day
User avatar #219161 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
They put a strain on my eyes if I wear them for too long.
User avatar #219162 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's something you get used to, like with contacts
User avatar #219163 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
I still don't want to do it.
User avatar #219168 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's probably the dumbest thing you ever said
User avatar #219169 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Alright.
#219148 - Hypocricy is a thing  [+] (13 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #219149 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
But I'm aware that I don't do that.
I rarely wear my glasses anyways.
User avatar #219151 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY AWARE?!

You should
User avatar #219152 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeh.

No.
User avatar #219154 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh... Okay, carry on

Well the if the doctor told you to do it you should, you can make your eyes even worse, I'm talking from expirience here
User avatar #219155 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]


I'm only supposed to wear glasses when I need them, and that's occasionally in class.
User avatar #219158 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Are they for distance?
#219159 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #219160 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Then you should wear them atleast 3 hours a day
User avatar #219161 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
They put a strain on my eyes if I wear them for too long.
User avatar #219162 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's something you get used to, like with contacts
User avatar #219163 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
I still don't want to do it.
User avatar #219168 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's probably the dumbest thing you ever said
User avatar #219169 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Alright.
#219146 - Kinda is...  [+] (15 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#219147 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't even do my work properly in school.
It would be obnoxious to tell others to do it.
User avatar #219148 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Hypocricy is a thing
User avatar #219149 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
But I'm aware that I don't do that.
I rarely wear my glasses anyways.
User avatar #219151 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY AWARE?!

You should
User avatar #219152 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeh.

No.
User avatar #219154 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh... Okay, carry on

Well the if the doctor told you to do it you should, you can make your eyes even worse, I'm talking from expirience here
User avatar #219155 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]


I'm only supposed to wear glasses when I need them, and that's occasionally in class.
User avatar #219158 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Are they for distance?
#219159 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #219160 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Then you should wear them atleast 3 hours a day
User avatar #219161 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
They put a strain on my eyes if I wear them for too long.
User avatar #219162 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's something you get used to, like with contacts
User avatar #219163 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
I still don't want to do it.
User avatar #219168 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
That's probably the dumbest thing you ever said
User avatar #219169 - greeling (09/22/2013) [-]
Alright.
#219131 - 1. - 2. Sprite 3. Magic 4. Greeling, black kitty … 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#219128 - I'd jump off a cliff 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#219122 - Issuchathingevenpossible.jpg 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#219119 - LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDLEEEEEEEE  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #219127 - tortalis (09/22/2013) [-]
What if you were a gherkin?
User avatar #219128 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
I'd jump off a cliff
#218820 - You wish you were that gangster  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#218823 - burndt (09/22/2013) [-]
Please. I'm the most gangster.
#218802 - Ha 7/10 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#218801 - Nightt - The cool teacher Roymanagare - The guy in the rob…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +5
#219451 - yuru (09/22/2013) [-]
A loli hat?
User avatar #219453 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes!
#219454 - yuru (09/22/2013) [-]
But I dun wanna be a loli hat
User avatar #219455 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Be a loli loli?
#219464 - yuru (09/22/2013) [-]
Thats better
User avatar #219469 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh really?
User avatar #219285 - facetiousrunner (09/22/2013) [-]
aww yeah running
User avatar #219198 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Aamann - The guy with the ZP poster
#218819 - burndt (09/22/2013) [-]
This would be me.
User avatar #218820 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
You wish you were that gangster
#218823 - burndt (09/22/2013) [-]
Please. I'm the most gangster.
#218818 - nightt (09/22/2013) [-]
The coolest teacher there ever was.
#218786 - Koguredeimon - The trap Me - The loud, average guy He…  [+] (21 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +6
User avatar #219640 - alucardhellsing (09/22/2013) [-]
>_> what do you mean?
User avatar #219667 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Draw and play league
User avatar #219670 - alucardhellsing (09/22/2013) [-]
>_>
User avatar #219671 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Haven't seen you do anything else :I
User avatar #219201 - samthediv (09/22/2013) [-]
My hair aint even blue no more
User avatar #219202 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
I mean full blue
Also get a damn profile pic!
User avatar #219203 - samthediv (09/22/2013) [-]
Make me!
User avatar #219204 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
**sargentcucumber makes Samthediv get a profile pic**
User avatar #218801 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Nightt - The cool teacher
Roymanagare - The guy in the robot
Spiralwarrior - The one who likes posing
Bonkii - The guy who shows disgusting things that people look at even if they know it'll make them throw up
Thatnigger - The one with a dakimakura
Dbdeano - The guy who doesn't talk to just anyone
Yuru - The one who sit on Deano's head as a loli hat
Burndt - The cool guy in a frog suit
FacetiousRunner - The atletic one
Hykk - MINE, ALL MINE!
Newprinny - The pengiun
Sigcurtis - The body builder
Togure - The guy who hits people with signs
#219451 - yuru (09/22/2013) [-]
A loli hat?
User avatar #219453 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes!
#219454 - yuru (09/22/2013) [-]
But I dun wanna be a loli hat
User avatar #219455 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Be a loli loli?
#219464 - yuru (09/22/2013) [-]
Thats better
User avatar #219469 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh really?
User avatar #219285 - facetiousrunner (09/22/2013) [-]
aww yeah running
User avatar #219198 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Aamann - The guy with the ZP poster
#218819 - burndt (09/22/2013) [-]
This would be me.
User avatar #218820 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
You wish you were that gangster
#218823 - burndt (09/22/2013) [-]
Please. I'm the most gangster.
#218818 - nightt (09/22/2013) [-]
The coolest teacher there ever was.
#218727 - K 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#218722 - fggt  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #218726 - the one and only (09/22/2013) [-]
hehe I <3 u 2 papi
User avatar #218727 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
K
#1645 - Nope 09/22/2013 on Syncronicity's profile 0
#365 - COMMMMMMMMMMMIE! 09/21/2013 on communistlover's profile 0
#1643 - Jazz, Rock, Pop, Metal  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Syncronicity's profile 0
User avatar #1644 - Syncronicity (09/22/2013) [-]
Do you have a favorite song?
User avatar #1645 - sargentcucumber (09/22/2013) [-]
Nope
#832 - ;w; 09/21/2013 on hykk's profile 0
#218231 - Same  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #218232 - nightt (09/21/2013) [-]
If only everyone could play on the same server, we could have our own ranked team, heh.
#830 - Dota > league > looking at a rock > Hon  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2013 on hykk's profile 0
User avatar #831 - hykk (09/21/2013) [-]
And you just killed this conversation.
User avatar #832 - sargentcucumber (09/21/2013) [-]
;w;
#828 - Sup?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2013 on hykk's profile 0
User avatar #829 - hykk (09/21/2013) [-]
HoN and Dota 2, the usuall
User avatar #830 - sargentcucumber (09/21/2013) [-]
Dota > league > looking at a rock > Hon
User avatar #831 - hykk (09/21/2013) [-]
And you just killed this conversation.
User avatar #832 - sargentcucumber (09/21/2013) [-]
;w;

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User avatar #2075 - zaiopeperse (02/02/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #2073 - aerosol (01/12/2014) [-]
You're from Ohio too?
#2072 - captainpickles (01/10/2014) [-]
It's captain pickles now
It's captain pickles now
#2066 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
Hellooo!
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Ey!
What's with people commiung to talk on my profile? Am I being noticed?
#2068 to #2067 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm just bored, don't think you're special or anything.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Aw...
I have to school now so bye
User avatar #2070 to #2069 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay, enjoy your day.
User avatar #2049 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Morning sarge
User avatar #2053 to #2049 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ey, ey, ey!
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
How ya doing?
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, just being worriied, you?
User avatar #2056 to #2055 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm fine, why worried?
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Gotta pick exams for the last year which is two years from now and I got no idea what to pick,also exams this year scare me
User avatar #2058 to #2057 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Aw **** man D=
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd freak out and throw all my **** out the window if I were in that situation
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Have to deal with it I guess
User avatar #2048 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
my 21st bday just passed, and no happy birthday?
What a ******* hooker! lmao, just ******* with you

I've started trying to get drunk, and I'm getting there now lmao
User avatar #2051 to #2048 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
You didn't say when it was!
Gah, I hate you for this! I don't, just wish you really did tell me...
User avatar #2062 to #2051 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
It's all good
User avatar #2046 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
there is a shin social game?

also hi
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Where'd you pull that from/

Yo
User avatar #2050 to #2047 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
you posted a pic somewhere and it said shin social game also something about the character finding a book of lolis

how are you?
User avatar #2052 to #2050 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ah, that's rather old but no, there is no RPG, not yet at least

Just panicking, yourself?
User avatar #2063 to #2052 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
lol i see

im alright, why are you panicking?
User avatar #2065 to #2063 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Exams sooninsh
#2042 - sargentcucumber (01/06/2014) [-]
Mfw it happened
Mfw it happened
User avatar #2021 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
****** faggot
#1995 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1997 to #1996 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your birth year number get.
Your birth year number get.
#1998 to #1997 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Jax when dodge was a thing
Jax when dodge was a thing
#2000 to #1999 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Watch Hidamari Strech
#2001 to #2000 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Anime is for faggots.
User avatar #2003 to #2001 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YxOe1L6I8
You're just jealous of my anime swag
#2004 to #2002 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
#2006 to #2005 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
&lt;---- your waifu
<---- your waifu
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
>BRS
**** taste alarm engage
#2008 to #2007 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Better than your waifu at least.
Better than your waifu at least.
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
**** TASTE
**** TASTE
**** TASTE
#2010 to #2009 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is 			****		.
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is **** .
#2012 to #2011 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
1 hours of boobs and gameplay of gayest game on earth.
I'd better whack off to some real porn.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Just watch it
It's so cancerous it burns
Or watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2F59oyzpo
#2014 to #2013 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
>Sucks
>Only shows boobs
>"This game is my life"
>OMG GAMERZGURL

**** this.

Also 2014 get.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
2014 get?
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
My comment number.
User avatar #1991 - Draserszes (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year, man!
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
You too my ***** , my ***** , my *****
#1987 - hykk (01/01/2014) [-]
Happi new year Captain!
Happi new year Captain!
User avatar #1989 to #1987 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thank you Hykk~
#1985 - skittlesareepic (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy New Year
User avatar #1988 to #1985 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thanks
Nice pic you got there
User avatar #1984 - xiiichuckles (01/01/2014) [-]
The **** did I just see on the comment below?
What the actual **** am I looking at below me?
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User avatar #1981 to #1980 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry dood
#1982 to #1981 - notsoulmyr has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1983 to #1982 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry dood, I didn't really save anything from part 6
#1972 to #1971 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Wanted to post a good pic but it's flagged
;w;
#1973 to #1972 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
*sigh* everything is flagged it seems
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Admin hates fun
#1975 to #1974 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
shh he'll hear you
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Then I'll go to slop
Talk to you tomorrow
Way past my bed time
#1977 to #1976 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
Well this was short-lived but hey it's late where you are. Cya!
#1993 to #1978 - toguro (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year! Ps replying now because I was out last night and majority of today
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - sargentcucumber (01/02/2014) [-]
Replying now because of reasons
#1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
holy **** dude. that author of that nickelodeon manga is really deep. and also kinda pervy. its so perfect.

there's that one short about the angel. and about the demon genie thing and also there is the NEET girl and the lesbian kiss short because of the alcohol and the suicidal trap with the super caring father. also the tiger and the girl short.
i love it so much
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
oh **** i just finished it...

tell me cucumber, is it being updated regularly or is it also sort of abandoned?
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - sargentcucumber (12/29/2013) [-]
It's random
I will try to tell you when the chapters are out
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
thanks man, you are the best.
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