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#49209 - WELL THEN THAT'S NOT MUCH! Not really, haven't tried …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/27/2013 on barkhorn's profile 0
#49210 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
I AM NOT AN INTELLIGENT MAN.

Enough of this lewd talk, right?
#49211 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
SEEMS LIKE IT!

Yes
#49212 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
FUCKING, ROOD.

Good good.

So, how's your day?
#49219 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
I know

Shitty, MFW this entire week

Yours?
#49221 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
And you're being intentionally rood?

How many shades of black are you?

Boring like always until someone get's online or wants to do something.
#49223 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Nope

50

Just wake them up!
#49225 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
Liar.

Woah, that's almost as black as Wesley Snipes.

I have no way, although Keebs is on, so now it's kinda better.
#49227 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Nou!

Almost!

Keebs?
#49229 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
I never lie, SIR.

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Keebs is Austin. Keebs is his nickname.
User avatar #49230 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Seeems completely opposite actually

I guess...............!

You lost me
#1483 - If you kill yourself, I swear to god I will find you and kill … 10/27/2013 on sargentcucumber's profile 0
#1481 - But there's many things to do  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2013 on sargentcucumber's profile 0
#1482 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Which makes many more things to get bored of.
#1483 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
If you kill yourself, I swear to god I will find you and kill you, got that?!
#483 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2013 on schindewolforch's profile 0
#484 - schindewolforch (10/27/2013) [-]
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#1691 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Syncronicity's profile 0
User avatar #1692 - Syncronicity (10/27/2013) [-]
Caught ya!
User avatar #1693 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Yay~!
User avatar #1694 - Syncronicity (10/27/2013) [-]
How's your weekend?
User avatar #1695 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Shit, yours?
User avatar #1696 - Syncronicity (10/27/2013) [-]
Same
User avatar #1697 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Why?
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#49207 - NO, TELL ME ABOUT IT I'm not sure if I want to get …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/27/2013 on barkhorn's profile 0
#49208 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
I JUST DID, THAT'S ALL I KNOW ABOUT IT.

I bet you do.
#49209 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
WELL THEN THAT'S NOT MUCH!

Not really, haven't tried doing either of them so not sure if I like any of it
#49210 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
I AM NOT AN INTELLIGENT MAN.

Enough of this lewd talk, right?
#49211 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
SEEMS LIKE IT!

Yes
#49212 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
FUCKING, ROOD.

Good good.

So, how's your day?
#49219 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
I know

Shitty, MFW this entire week

Yours?
#49221 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
And you're being intentionally rood?

How many shades of black are you?

Boring like always until someone get's online or wants to do something.
#49223 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Nope

50

Just wake them up!
#49225 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
Liar.

Woah, that's almost as black as Wesley Snipes.

I have no way, although Keebs is on, so now it's kinda better.
#49227 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Nou!

Almost!

Keebs?
#49229 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
I never lie, SIR.

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Keebs is Austin. Keebs is his nickname.
User avatar #49230 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Seeems completely opposite actually

I guess...............!

You lost me
#1479 - Think about the fun things you can do, think about it  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2013 on sargentcucumber's profile 0
#1480 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Things can only be fun for so long.
#1481 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
But there's many things to do
#1482 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Which makes many more things to get bored of.
#1483 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
If you kill yourself, I swear to god I will find you and kill you, got that?!
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#1477 - Honestly, it's the cowards way out, I have many reasons to kil…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/27/2013 on sargentcucumber's profile 0
User avatar #1478 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Cowardly or not I don't see a point in continuing living a life where the only goal is to make myself happy until I die.
#1479 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Think about the fun things you can do, think about it
#1480 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Things can only be fun for so long.
#1481 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
But there's many things to do
#1482 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Which makes many more things to get bored of.
#1483 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
If you kill yourself, I swear to god I will find you and kill you, got that?!
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#1476 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
And as much as I'd like to say I'm kidding, I honestly believe in a time and situation like that I would.
#1477 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Honestly, it's the cowards way out, I have many reasons to kill myself but I'm not gonna do it no matter what
User avatar #1478 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Cowardly or not I don't see a point in continuing living a life where the only goal is to make myself happy until I die.
#1479 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Think about the fun things you can do, think about it
#1480 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Things can only be fun for so long.
#1481 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
But there's many things to do
#1482 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Which makes many more things to get bored of.
#1483 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
If you kill yourself, I swear to god I will find you and kill you, got that?!
#471 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 10/27/2013 on schindewolforch's profile 0
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#49205 - You started with the missionary possition and **** ! 10/27/2013 on barkhorn's profile 0
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#551 - Nah man, be careful, it'll probably go bad 10/27/2013 on communistlover's profile 0
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#49203 - I wouldn't mind, that possition doesn't seem bad, being nailed…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2013 on barkhorn's profile 0
#49204 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
Well this took a rather lewd turn very quick.
#49205 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
You started with the missionary possition and shit!
#463 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 10/27/2013 on schindewolforch's profile 0
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#549 - I don't think people could not notice you not being a foreigne…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2013 on communistlover's profile 0
User avatar #550 - communistlover (10/27/2013) [-]
Well that's obvious.

That won't go away anytime soon, but, seeing from the bloggers point of view it honestly isn't all that bad unless you're intentionally trying to stand out and for the wrong reasons.
#551 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
Nah man, be careful, it'll probably go bad
#49201 - I wish  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2013 on barkhorn's profile 0
#49202 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
Ha, gay.
#49203 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind, that possition doesn't seem bad, being nailed by someone while in that possition seems pretty comfy
#49204 - barkhorn (10/27/2013) [-]
Well this took a rather lewd turn very quick.
#49205 - sargentcucumber (10/27/2013) [-]
You started with the missionary possition and shit!
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go ahead and pull the trigger
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User avatar #2075 - zaiopeperse (02/02/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #2073 - aerosol ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
You're from Ohio too?
#2072 - captainpickles (01/10/2014) [-]
It's captain pickles now
It's captain pickles now
#2066 - spojalec ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Hellooo!
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Ey!
What's with people commiung to talk on my profile? Am I being noticed?
#2068 to #2067 - spojalec ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm just bored, don't think you're special or anything.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Aw...
I have to school now so bye
User avatar #2070 to #2069 - spojalec ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay, enjoy your day.
User avatar #2049 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Morning sarge
User avatar #2053 to #2049 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ey, ey, ey!
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
How ya doing?
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, just being worriied, you?
User avatar #2056 to #2055 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm fine, why worried?
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Gotta pick exams for the last year which is two years from now and I got no idea what to pick,also exams this year scare me
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd freak out and throw all my **** out the window if I were in that situation
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Have to deal with it I guess
User avatar #2048 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
my 21st bday just passed, and no happy birthday?
What a ******* hooker! lmao, just ******* with you

I've started trying to get drunk, and I'm getting there now lmao
User avatar #2051 to #2048 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
You didn't say when it was!
Gah, I hate you for this! I don't, just wish you really did tell me...
User avatar #2062 to #2051 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
It's all good
User avatar #2046 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
there is a shin social game?

also hi
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Where'd you pull that from/

Yo
User avatar #2050 to #2047 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
you posted a pic somewhere and it said shin social game also something about the character finding a book of lolis

how are you?
User avatar #2052 to #2050 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ah, that's rather old but no, there is no RPG, not yet at least

Just panicking, yourself?
User avatar #2063 to #2052 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
lol i see

im alright, why are you panicking?
User avatar #2065 to #2063 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Exams sooninsh
#2042 - sargentcucumber (01/06/2014) [-]
Mfw it happened
Mfw it happened
User avatar #2021 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
****** faggot
#1995 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1997 to #1996 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your birth year number get.
Your birth year number get.
#1998 to #1997 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Jax when dodge was a thing
Jax when dodge was a thing
#2000 to #1999 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Watch Hidamari Strech
#2001 to #2000 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Anime is for faggots.
User avatar #2003 to #2001 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YxOe1L6I8
You're just jealous of my anime swag
#2004 to #2002 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
#2006 to #2005 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
<---- your waifu
<---- your waifu
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
>BRS
**** taste alarm engage
#2008 to #2007 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Better than your waifu at least.
Better than your waifu at least.
#2010 to #2009 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is 						****					.
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is **** .
#2012 to #2011 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
1 hours of boobs and gameplay of gayest game on earth.
I'd better whack off to some real porn.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Just watch it
It's so cancerous it burns
Or watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2F59oyzpo
#2014 to #2013 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
>Sucks
>Only shows boobs
>"This game is my life"
>OMG GAMERZGURL

**** this.

Also 2014 get.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
2014 get?
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
My comment number.
User avatar #1991 - Draserszes (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year, man!
#1987 - hykk (01/01/2014) [-]
Happi new year Captain!
Happi new year Captain!
User avatar #1989 to #1987 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thank you Hykk~
#1985 - skittlesareepic (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy New Year
User avatar #1988 to #1985 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thanks
Nice pic you got there
User avatar #1984 - xiiichuckles (01/01/2014) [-]
The **** did I just see on the comment below?
What the actual **** am I looking at below me?
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User avatar #1981 to #1980 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry dood
#1982 to #1981 - notsoulmyr has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1983 to #1982 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry dood, I didn't really save anything from part 6
#1972 to #1971 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Wanted to post a good pic but it's flagged
;w;
#1973 to #1972 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
*sigh* everything is flagged it seems
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Admin hates fun
#1975 to #1974 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
shh he'll hear you
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Then I'll go to slop
Talk to you tomorrow
Way past my bed time
#1977 to #1976 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
Well this was short-lived but hey it's late where you are. Cya!
#1993 to #1978 - toguro (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year! Ps replying now because I was out last night and majority of today
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - sargentcucumber (01/02/2014) [-]
Replying now because of reasons
#1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
holy **** dude. that author of that nickelodeon manga is really deep. and also kinda pervy. its so perfect.

there's that one short about the angel. and about the demon genie thing and also there is the NEET girl and the lesbian kiss short because of the alcohol and the suicidal trap with the super caring father. also the tiger and the girl short.
i love it so much
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
oh **** i just finished it...

tell me cucumber, is it being updated regularly or is it also sort of abandoned?
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - sargentcucumber (12/29/2013) [-]
It's random
I will try to tell you when the chapters are out
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
thanks man, you are the best.
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