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#994 - Glad to hear you're doing something productive.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on cptsweatpants's profile 0
User avatar #995 - cptsweatpants (08/06/2014) [-]
Pfff.....
#743 - What? Why would you? Just suffering trough summer.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/06/2014 on zaiopeperse's profile 0
User avatar #744 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
had a game to be up for and couldn't go to sleep as I'd oversleep
ended up making a religion in the game
shit was amazing
summer is suffering? Because of the heat, I assume?
User avatar #745 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
Wait, wah? What game?
Nah, just lonely.
Changed counts
User avatar #746 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
Stars without numbers, it's a tabletop rpg
awwwwwwwww
as in the royal tirle of count?
User avatar #747 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
Wah? Never heard of it, what's it about?
Ech
Accounts I mean.
User avatar #748 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
It's basically dnd meets star wars (not my words, it's how it got pitched to me)
^^'
I didn't notice before now
User avatar #749 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty fun.
Lel...
User avatar #750 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
it really is, there's this one character who was gonna murder me but the player also rolled up like a billion other characters so he got the gm to murder him before he could get back to his ship and because of it, I still live
other than lonely, how's life?
User avatar #751 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
DnD's the best.
Still pretty bad.
User avatar #752 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
agreed
damn, son D=
User avatar #753 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
I paly with a pertty neat DM so we have fun
Oh well.
User avatar #754 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
sounds magical
oh well indeed
#991 - Sup Cpt?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on cptsweatpants's profile 0
User avatar #992 - cptsweatpants (08/04/2014) [-]
Doin fine. Working through summer just like anyone else.
User avatar #994 - sargentcucumber (08/06/2014) [-]
Glad to hear you're doing something productive.
User avatar #995 - cptsweatpants (08/06/2014) [-]
Pfff.....
#741 - Late reply Sup?  [+] (13 new replies) 08/04/2014 on zaiopeperse's profile 0
User avatar #742 - zaiopeperse (08/04/2014) [-]
also late reply
Not much, just cutting pentagrams into my skin to stay awake

how about you?
User avatar #743 - sargentcucumber (08/06/2014) [-]
What? Why would you?

Just suffering trough summer.
User avatar #744 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
had a game to be up for and couldn't go to sleep as I'd oversleep
ended up making a religion in the game
shit was amazing
summer is suffering? Because of the heat, I assume?
User avatar #745 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
Wait, wah? What game?
Nah, just lonely.
Changed counts
User avatar #746 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
Stars without numbers, it's a tabletop rpg
awwwwwwwww
as in the royal tirle of count?
User avatar #747 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
Wah? Never heard of it, what's it about?
Ech
Accounts I mean.
User avatar #748 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
It's basically dnd meets star wars (not my words, it's how it got pitched to me)
^^'
I didn't notice before now
User avatar #749 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty fun.
Lel...
User avatar #750 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
it really is, there's this one character who was gonna murder me but the player also rolled up like a billion other characters so he got the gm to murder him before he could get back to his ship and because of it, I still live
other than lonely, how's life?
User avatar #751 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
DnD's the best.
Still pretty bad.
User avatar #752 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
agreed
damn, son D=
User avatar #753 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
I paly with a pertty neat DM so we have fun
Oh well.
User avatar #754 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
sounds magical
oh well indeed
#67626 - Could be worse, in summer it rains and it' hotter than in spr…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/03/2014 on barkhorn's profile 0
User avatar #67628 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but still, it just rains more in Spring it seems.
Danke. Really? That's a shame, did you graduate from your final year of school yet?
User avatar #67630 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
Not as hot tho.
Nothing too bad huh? Moneys, can watch anime. Nope, 2 more years.
User avatar #67631 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Its still differeeeeeent
Nah, of course not. Sounds good then. That sucks man.
User avatar #67632 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
IT'S BETTER!
Do you got laptop? Oh well, could be worse.
User avatar #67633 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
YOUR OPINION IS WROOOOOONG!
A new one? Nah. True, but still, school sucks.
User avatar #67634 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
YOU'RE WRONG~!
Nah, just one so you could watch animu. I wanna go back to school.
User avatar #67635 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!
Oh well yeah, i'm rewatching darker than black. Ewwwwwwwww
User avatar #67636 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
NO, I AM!
Yin too cute. I had depression for a month, leave me alone!
User avatar #67637 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
MORE LIKE ALWAYS WROOOOONG!
I want my own Yin. Fiiiine, socializing at school should help.
User avatar #67638 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
WELL... SCREW YOU!
Same... Yeah, I need that.
#67624 - Spring is better than summer tho. Whachu gonna work as? No…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/03/2014 on barkhorn's profile 0
User avatar #67625 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
I dunno, it rains a lot in Spring which just makes it more humid.
Security! Really? haven't seen you around hardly at all.
User avatar #67627 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
Ohey, I can be here as Josuke, neat.
User avatar #67629 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Aye, I leave my profile open.
User avatar #67626 - sargentcucumber (08/03/2014) [-]
Could be worse, in summer it rains and it' hotter than in spring.
OOOh, noice. Nope, nothing interesting happened.
User avatar #67628 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but still, it just rains more in Spring it seems.
Danke. Really? That's a shame, did you graduate from your final year of school yet?
User avatar #67630 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
Not as hot tho.
Nothing too bad huh? Moneys, can watch anime. Nope, 2 more years.
User avatar #67631 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Its still differeeeeeent
Nah, of course not. Sounds good then. That sucks man.
User avatar #67632 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
IT'S BETTER!
Do you got laptop? Oh well, could be worse.
User avatar #67633 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
YOUR OPINION IS WROOOOOONG!
A new one? Nah. True, but still, school sucks.
User avatar #67634 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
YOU'RE WRONG~!
Nah, just one so you could watch animu. I wanna go back to school.
User avatar #67635 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!
Oh well yeah, i'm rewatching darker than black. Ewwwwwwwww
User avatar #67636 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
NO, I AM!
Yin too cute. I had depression for a month, leave me alone!
User avatar #67637 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
MORE LIKE ALWAYS WROOOOONG!
I want my own Yin. Fiiiine, socializing at school should help.
User avatar #67638 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
WELL... SCREW YOU!
Same... Yeah, I need that.
#67622 - Fall is the best, isn't it. Nice hearing about you too. So…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/03/2014 on barkhorn's profile 0
User avatar #67623 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Damn straight, then sweet winter. Then back to shitty spring and summer ;__;
Not really, start work on Thursday though. You?
User avatar #67624 - sargentcucumber (08/03/2014) [-]
Spring is better than summer tho.
Whachu gonna work as? Nothing at all.
User avatar #67625 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
I dunno, it rains a lot in Spring which just makes it more humid.
Security! Really? haven't seen you around hardly at all.
User avatar #67627 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
Ohey, I can be here as Josuke, neat.
User avatar #67629 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Aye, I leave my profile open.
User avatar #67626 - sargentcucumber (08/03/2014) [-]
Could be worse, in summer it rains and it' hotter than in spring.
OOOh, noice. Nope, nothing interesting happened.
User avatar #67628 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but still, it just rains more in Spring it seems.
Danke. Really? That's a shame, did you graduate from your final year of school yet?
User avatar #67630 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
Not as hot tho.
Nothing too bad huh? Moneys, can watch anime. Nope, 2 more years.
User avatar #67631 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Its still differeeeeeent
Nah, of course not. Sounds good then. That sucks man.
User avatar #67632 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
IT'S BETTER!
Do you got laptop? Oh well, could be worse.
User avatar #67633 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
YOUR OPINION IS WROOOOOONG!
A new one? Nah. True, but still, school sucks.
User avatar #67634 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
YOU'RE WRONG~!
Nah, just one so you could watch animu. I wanna go back to school.
User avatar #67635 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!
Oh well yeah, i'm rewatching darker than black. Ewwwwwwwww
User avatar #67636 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
NO, I AM!
Yin too cute. I had depression for a month, leave me alone!
User avatar #67637 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
MORE LIKE ALWAYS WROOOOONG!
I want my own Yin. Fiiiine, socializing at school should help.
User avatar #67638 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
WELL... SCREW YOU!
Same... Yeah, I need that.
#67620 - Summer, not fun, huh? I'm alright, did things today, was fun. …  [+] (18 new replies) 08/03/2014 on barkhorn's profile 0
User avatar #67621 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
It never is, just gotta hold out for glorious fall. That's good to hear.
3>
User avatar #67622 - sargentcucumber (08/03/2014) [-]
Fall is the best, isn't it. Nice hearing about you too.
So, anything new/
User avatar #67623 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Damn straight, then sweet winter. Then back to shitty spring and summer ;__;
Not really, start work on Thursday though. You?
User avatar #67624 - sargentcucumber (08/03/2014) [-]
Spring is better than summer tho.
Whachu gonna work as? Nothing at all.
User avatar #67625 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
I dunno, it rains a lot in Spring which just makes it more humid.
Security! Really? haven't seen you around hardly at all.
User avatar #67627 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
Ohey, I can be here as Josuke, neat.
User avatar #67629 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Aye, I leave my profile open.
User avatar #67626 - sargentcucumber (08/03/2014) [-]
Could be worse, in summer it rains and it' hotter than in spring.
OOOh, noice. Nope, nothing interesting happened.
User avatar #67628 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but still, it just rains more in Spring it seems.
Danke. Really? That's a shame, did you graduate from your final year of school yet?
User avatar #67630 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
Not as hot tho.
Nothing too bad huh? Moneys, can watch anime. Nope, 2 more years.
User avatar #67631 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
Its still differeeeeeent
Nah, of course not. Sounds good then. That sucks man.
User avatar #67632 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
IT'S BETTER!
Do you got laptop? Oh well, could be worse.
User avatar #67633 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
YOUR OPINION IS WROOOOOONG!
A new one? Nah. True, but still, school sucks.
User avatar #67634 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
YOU'RE WRONG~!
Nah, just one so you could watch animu. I wanna go back to school.
User avatar #67635 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!
Oh well yeah, i'm rewatching darker than black. Ewwwwwwwww
User avatar #67636 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
NO, I AM!
Yin too cute. I had depression for a month, leave me alone!
User avatar #67637 - barkhorn (08/03/2014) [-]
MORE LIKE ALWAYS WROOOOONG!
I want my own Yin. Fiiiine, socializing at school should help.
User avatar #67638 - josuke (08/03/2014) [-]
WELL... SCREW YOU!
Same... Yeah, I need that.
#403 - Hi  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on nightt's profile 0
User avatar #404 - nightt (08/16/2014) [-]
Yo
#565 - Hi 08/03/2014 on nigeltheoutlaw's profile 0
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User avatar #2075 - zaiopeperse (02/02/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #2073 - aerosol (01/12/2014) [-]
You're from Ohio too?
#2072 - captainpickles (01/10/2014) [-]
It's captain pickles now
It's captain pickles now
#2066 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
Hellooo!
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Ey!
What's with people commiung to talk on my profile? Am I being noticed?
#2068 to #2067 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm just bored, don't think you're special or anything.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Aw...
I have to school now so bye
User avatar #2070 to #2069 - spojalec (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay, enjoy your day.
User avatar #2049 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Morning sarge
User avatar #2053 to #2049 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ey, ey, ey!
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
How ya doing?
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, just being worriied, you?
User avatar #2056 to #2055 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm fine, why worried?
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Gotta pick exams for the last year which is two years from now and I got no idea what to pick,also exams this year scare me
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd freak out and throw all my **** out the window if I were in that situation
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Have to deal with it I guess
User avatar #2048 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
my 21st bday just passed, and no happy birthday?
What a ******* hooker! lmao, just ******* with you

I've started trying to get drunk, and I'm getting there now lmao
User avatar #2051 to #2048 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
You didn't say when it was!
Gah, I hate you for this! I don't, just wish you really did tell me...
User avatar #2062 to #2051 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
It's all good
User avatar #2046 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
there is a shin social game?

also hi
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Where'd you pull that from/

Yo
User avatar #2050 to #2047 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
you posted a pic somewhere and it said shin social game also something about the character finding a book of lolis

how are you?
User avatar #2052 to #2050 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ah, that's rather old but no, there is no RPG, not yet at least

Just panicking, yourself?
User avatar #2063 to #2052 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
lol i see

im alright, why are you panicking?
User avatar #2065 to #2063 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Exams sooninsh
#2042 - sargentcucumber (01/06/2014) [-]
Mfw it happened
Mfw it happened
User avatar #2021 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
****** faggot
#1995 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1997 to #1996 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your birth year number get.
Your birth year number get.
#1998 to #1997 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Jax when dodge was a thing
Jax when dodge was a thing
#2000 to #1999 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Watch Hidamari Strech
#2001 to #2000 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Anime is for faggots.
User avatar #2003 to #2001 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YxOe1L6I8
You're just jealous of my anime swag
#2004 to #2002 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
#2006 to #2005 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
<---- your waifu
<---- your waifu
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
>BRS
**** taste alarm engage
#2008 to #2007 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Better than your waifu at least.
Better than your waifu at least.
#2010 to #2009 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is 						****					.
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is **** .
#2012 to #2011 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
1 hours of boobs and gameplay of gayest game on earth.
I'd better whack off to some real porn.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Just watch it
It's so cancerous it burns
Or watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2F59oyzpo
#2014 to #2013 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
>Sucks
>Only shows boobs
>"This game is my life"
>OMG GAMERZGURL

**** this.

Also 2014 get.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
2014 get?
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
My comment number.
User avatar #1991 - Draserszes (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year, man!
#1987 - hykk (01/01/2014) [-]
Happi new year Captain!
Happi new year Captain!
User avatar #1989 to #1987 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thank you Hykk~
#1985 - skittlesareepic (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy New Year
User avatar #1988 to #1985 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thanks
Nice pic you got there
User avatar #1984 - xiiichuckles (01/01/2014) [-]
The **** did I just see on the comment below?
What the actual **** am I looking at below me?
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User avatar #1981 to #1980 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry dood
#1982 to #1981 - notsoulmyr has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1983 to #1982 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry dood, I didn't really save anything from part 6
#1972 to #1971 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Wanted to post a good pic but it's flagged
;w;
#1973 to #1972 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
*sigh* everything is flagged it seems
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Admin hates fun
#1975 to #1974 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
shh he'll hear you
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Then I'll go to slop
Talk to you tomorrow
Way past my bed time
#1977 to #1976 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
Well this was short-lived but hey it's late where you are. Cya!
#1993 to #1978 - toguro (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year! Ps replying now because I was out last night and majority of today
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - sargentcucumber (01/02/2014) [-]
Replying now because of reasons
#1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
holy **** dude. that author of that nickelodeon manga is really deep. and also kinda pervy. its so perfect.

there's that one short about the angel. and about the demon genie thing and also there is the NEET girl and the lesbian kiss short because of the alcohol and the suicidal trap with the super caring father. also the tiger and the girl short.
i love it so much
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
oh **** i just finished it...

tell me cucumber, is it being updated regularly or is it also sort of abandoned?
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - sargentcucumber (12/29/2013) [-]
It's random
I will try to tell you when the chapters are out
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
thanks man, you are the best.
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