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Consoles Owned: xbox, n64, ....PC
Video Games Played: A LOT.
X-box Gamertag: Wouldn't you like to know
PSN: I need one. (I'll get one eventu
Interests: Stuff and things
Date Signed Up:11/20/2012
Last Login:7/09/2014
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#126873 - So I was talking to this girl; about an 8/10 and she …  [+] (11 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #126910 - MrDeadiron (04/11/2014) [-]
Woman. Are you out of your goddamn mind? What do you mean?
#126912 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
It has already been resolved.

I asked her out she didn't mean that question. I embarrassed myself like a thousand raging suns inside my butthole. She texted her ex who cheated on her 3 times for advice and then soon after her ex messaged me. He now most likely hates me, but to be honest I don't even care anymore.

See? problem solved.
User avatar #126913 - MrDeadiron (04/11/2014) [-]
Did she say yes?
User avatar #126914 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
NOPE
User avatar #126915 - MrDeadiron (04/11/2014) [-]
Is it because you're ugly?
#126876 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I also kept asking what she meant then she told me I was practically a blonde, but I have black hair.
User avatar #126877 - dylanweber (04/11/2014) [-]
If I were you, I'd say: "I may be stupid, but you have high expectations of me."
User avatar #126879 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm oblivious as fuck aren't I? I feel like I'm missing something from what she said to me.
User avatar #126880 - dylanweber (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't know your situation so I can't really classify you as "how did you not know that?" or "what the fuck that's dumb."
#126882 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol, thanks. I hope she'll tell me eventually If not I'll keep prodding her until she cracks or I go insane.
User avatar #126878 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Basically what I replied by saying I was clueless. Now she is enjoying my confusion.
#266 - L L O L L Let's get creative 04/07/2014 on lol -4
#105 - Awesome stuff, have a .gif everyone. 04/05/2014 on Deaf Wife Story 0
#49 - l o l Skillz 04/05/2014 on Lesbian Sex +13
#76 - **** it, I'll fap anyway. 04/03/2014 on Starfire Facts +14
#75 - **sarcasticone rolls 33** Come onnnn 34  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Starfire Facts +27
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#103 - atrocitustheking (04/04/2014) [-]
Not just dubs, but the same number TWICE IN A ROW?!
#76 - sarcasticone (04/03/2014) [-]
Fuck it, I'll fap anyway.
#19 - Scyther obviously I raise you one Nidoking. 04/01/2014 on Scyther 0
#19 - Good for you. 04/01/2014 on Squashed Banana 0
#66722 - Hue k bro. 03/29/2014 on phanact's profile 0
#66718 - What would you do if you had no internets for a while? Would you die?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #66719 - phanact (03/29/2014) [-]
I am the internet
User avatar #66722 - sarcasticone (03/29/2014) [-]
Hue k bro.
#1568 - Comment deleted 03/28/2014 on FJ March 27th Update 0
#1563 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on FJ March 27th Update 0
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#194 - nigguh remember somethang 03/28/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Witch of... +1
#192 - How far are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Witch of... +1
#193 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, haven't played in a while
#194 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
nigguh remember somethang
#190 - Nice; I might be able to help you out if you need it.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Witch of... +1
#191 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
#192 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
How far are you?
#193 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, haven't played in a while
#194 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
nigguh remember somethang
#188 - Sweet :3 What soul level are you? I'm about 90 something.... …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Witch of... +1
User avatar #189 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
I think 70-80
Haven't played in a while because cloud save didn't sync
User avatar #190 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
Nice; I might be able to help you out if you need it.
#191 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
#192 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
How far are you?
#193 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, haven't played in a while
#194 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
nigguh remember somethang
#56 - Comment deleted 03/27/2014 on FJ March 27th Update 0
#53 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on FJ March 27th Update 0
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#132 - Yea; I was pretty sad. I felt so shameful. P.S I still see you…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Witch of... +1
User avatar #151 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
Yea dude
User avatar #188 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
Sweet :3 What soul level are you? I'm about 90 something.... Fuckin smelter demon brah ..
User avatar #189 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
I think 70-80
Haven't played in a while because cloud save didn't sync
User avatar #190 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
Nice; I might be able to help you out if you need it.
#191 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
#192 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
How far are you?
#193 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, haven't played in a while
#194 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
nigguh remember somethang
#127 - You dare!? Tbh I accidently killed her and I had to give her o…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Witch of... +1
#129 - zzRedzz (03/27/2014) [-]
My friend did the same thing, too
Accidentally hit RB while in the menu and killed her
He was pretty upset
#132 - sarcasticone (03/27/2014) [-]
Yea; I was pretty sad. I felt so shameful. P.S I still see you play. :3 Got Dark soul II yet brah?
User avatar #151 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
Yea dude
User avatar #188 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
Sweet :3 What soul level are you? I'm about 90 something.... Fuckin smelter demon brah ..
User avatar #189 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
I think 70-80
Haven't played in a while because cloud save didn't sync
User avatar #190 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
Nice; I might be able to help you out if you need it.
#191 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
#192 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
How far are you?
#193 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, haven't played in a while
#194 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
nigguh remember somethang
#196 - You..You're awesome. I will gladly wait for more. 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito 0
#122 - Also When you give her enough humanity she will open up a secr…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Witch of... +3
#126 - zzRedzz (03/27/2014) [-]
Does she open the secret passage knowingly that Solaire will be there for you to save him, though?
#127 - sarcasticone (03/27/2014) [-]
You dare!? Tbh I accidently killed her and I had to give her one more humanity. Oh the rage and sadness I felt. lol.
#129 - zzRedzz (03/27/2014) [-]
My friend did the same thing, too
Accidentally hit RB while in the menu and killed her
He was pretty upset
#132 - sarcasticone (03/27/2014) [-]
Yea; I was pretty sad. I felt so shameful. P.S I still see you play. :3 Got Dark soul II yet brah?
User avatar #151 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
Yea dude
User avatar #188 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
Sweet :3 What soul level are you? I'm about 90 something.... Fuckin smelter demon brah ..
User avatar #189 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
I think 70-80
Haven't played in a while because cloud save didn't sync
User avatar #190 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
Nice; I might be able to help you out if you need it.
#191 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
#192 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
How far are you?
#193 - zzRedzz (03/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, haven't played in a while
#194 - sarcasticone (03/28/2014) [-]
nigguh remember somethang
#116 - Ok sweet.Gonna have to lookit up.but it seems interesting. 03/25/2014 on Loot whore 0
#113 - Even better. How does it all work anyway?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Loot whore 0
User avatar #114 - MrDeadiron (03/25/2014) [-]
Through roll20 this ap on the google hangout.
User avatar #116 - sarcasticone (03/25/2014) [-]
Ok sweet.Gonna have to lookit up.but it seems interesting.
#111 - This saturday? What state if you are in the united states ..I'…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Loot whore 0
User avatar #112 - MrDeadiron (03/25/2014) [-]
Probably next saturday not this upcoming one.
User avatar #113 - sarcasticone (03/25/2014) [-]
Even better. How does it all work anyway?
User avatar #114 - MrDeadiron (03/25/2014) [-]
Through roll20 this ap on the google hangout.
User avatar #116 - sarcasticone (03/25/2014) [-]
Ok sweet.Gonna have to lookit up.but it seems interesting.
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#74 to #73 - sarcasticone (06/22/2014) [-]
You..are a real man. I appreciate this. Thanks.
You..are a real man. I appreciate this. Thanks.
User avatar #72 - dinodinosaur (10/29/2013) [-]
Hey man, you trading gem recipes ? or any items at all?
User avatar #60 - sarcasticone (10/11/2013) [-]
phanact ...I see you have GTA V ....how do you like it so far?
User avatar #61 to #60 - phanact (10/11/2013) [-]
is cul
User avatar #62 to #61 - sarcasticone (10/11/2013) [-]
How far are ya?
User avatar #63 to #62 - phanact (10/11/2013) [-]
idk
User avatar #64 to #63 - sarcasticone (10/11/2013) [-]
.....So all you've done is played the online portion? O-o
User avatar #65 to #64 - phanact (10/12/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #66 to #65 - sarcasticone (10/12/2013) [-]
Silly you. That ***** crazy fun, start the storyline nigguh.
User avatar #67 to #66 - phanact (10/13/2013) [-]
eh
User avatar #69 to #68 - phanact (10/13/2013) [-]
I'd rather play w/ friends
I'll do the campaign soon
User avatar #70 to #69 - sarcasticone (10/13/2013) [-]
Alright. Just sayin the campaign is pretty fun. .. Have fun!
User avatar #71 to #70 - phanact (10/14/2013) [-]
ya i played a bit of it
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User avatar #59 to #58 - sarcasticone (12/29/2012) [-]
I'll try my best ..usually I'm quite stoic about things until i burst ...kinda sucks because i can't control the anger.
User avatar #56 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas sarcastic! :D
User avatar #57 to #56 - sarcasticone (12/25/2012) [-]
^_^ you too :)
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