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#404 - I have the armor set ...can't equip shield ...can't use dragon…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/11/2013 on falanvaul's profile 0
#405 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
You need no rolling until all the necros are dead. Wear The Ring of Favor and protection and the Steel protection. Weapon and shield doesn't matter.
User avatar #406 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
....that favor and protection one ....it'll break if i equip it right?
User avatar #407 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Unequipit. Keep it on. Its amazing.
User avatar #408 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
What does it do? :D
User avatar #409 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
It raises Stamina, Health, and equipment load.
User avatar #410 - sarcasticone (02/12/2013) [-]
Nice.
#402 - Oh fuck me hard ...you're kidding me. Now i needs me a divine …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2013 on falanvaul's profile 0
#403 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Nah. Rush the Necros. Wear Havels armor.

everythingwentbetterthenexpected.jpg
User avatar #404 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I have the armor set ...can't equip shield ...can't use dragon tooth ....fuck me right? What things should i wear? I havel's ring and the one that has greater protection against physical defence and stuff
#405 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
You need no rolling until all the necros are dead. Wear The Ring of Favor and protection and the Steel protection. Weapon and shield doesn't matter.
User avatar #406 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
....that favor and protection one ....it'll break if i equip it right?
User avatar #407 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Unequipit. Keep it on. Its amazing.
User avatar #408 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
What does it do? :D
User avatar #409 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
It raises Stamina, Health, and equipment load.
User avatar #410 - sarcasticone (02/12/2013) [-]
Nice.
#400 - < did not know fire weapons existed wha? tell me o…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/11/2013 on falanvaul's profile 0
#401 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.

You have to fight your way through the catacombs to get down to Vamos, the fire blacksmith.
User avatar #402 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh fuck me hard ...you're kidding me. Now i needs me a divine weapon ...fuckkk
#403 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Nah. Rush the Necros. Wear Havels armor.

everythingwentbetterthenexpected.jpg
User avatar #404 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I have the armor set ...can't equip shield ...can't use dragon tooth ....fuck me right? What things should i wear? I havel's ring and the one that has greater protection against physical defence and stuff
#405 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
You need no rolling until all the necros are dead. Wear The Ring of Favor and protection and the Steel protection. Weapon and shield doesn't matter.
User avatar #406 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
....that favor and protection one ....it'll break if i equip it right?
User avatar #407 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Unequipit. Keep it on. Its amazing.
User avatar #408 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
What does it do? :D
User avatar #409 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
It raises Stamina, Health, and equipment load.
User avatar #410 - sarcasticone (02/12/2013) [-]
Nice.
#398 - Damn, i dun wanna go to painted world ..it scares me D:  [+] (12 new replies) 02/11/2013 on falanvaul's profile 0
#399 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Use a fire weapon. Keeps those fuckers from exploding on you.
User avatar #400 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
< did not know fire weapons existed

wha? tell me of a place that i may find one.
#401 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.

You have to fight your way through the catacombs to get down to Vamos, the fire blacksmith.
User avatar #402 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh fuck me hard ...you're kidding me. Now i needs me a divine weapon ...fuckkk
#403 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Nah. Rush the Necros. Wear Havels armor.

everythingwentbetterthenexpected.jpg
User avatar #404 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I have the armor set ...can't equip shield ...can't use dragon tooth ....fuck me right? What things should i wear? I havel's ring and the one that has greater protection against physical defence and stuff
#405 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
You need no rolling until all the necros are dead. Wear The Ring of Favor and protection and the Steel protection. Weapon and shield doesn't matter.
User avatar #406 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
....that favor and protection one ....it'll break if i equip it right?
User avatar #407 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Unequipit. Keep it on. Its amazing.
User avatar #408 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
What does it do? :D
User avatar #409 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
It raises Stamina, Health, and equipment load.
User avatar #410 - sarcasticone (02/12/2013) [-]
Nice.
#396 - Thought you had to kill said red invading soul thingy. .... ..…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/11/2013 on falanvaul's profile 0
#397 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Lol. You can, but when I summon you it counts as a summon, and other red spirits can still invade.

The Red Sign Soap Stone is inside of the painted world. I'd advice looking up a playthrough of Painted World. It helps.
User avatar #398 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Damn, i dun wanna go to painted world ..it scares me D:
#399 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Use a fire weapon. Keeps those fuckers from exploding on you.
User avatar #400 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
< did not know fire weapons existed

wha? tell me of a place that i may find one.
#401 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.

You have to fight your way through the catacombs to get down to Vamos, the fire blacksmith.
User avatar #402 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh fuck me hard ...you're kidding me. Now i needs me a divine weapon ...fuckkk
#403 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Nah. Rush the Necros. Wear Havels armor.

everythingwentbetterthenexpected.jpg
User avatar #404 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I have the armor set ...can't equip shield ...can't use dragon tooth ....fuck me right? What things should i wear? I havel's ring and the one that has greater protection against physical defence and stuff
#405 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
You need no rolling until all the necros are dead. Wear The Ring of Favor and protection and the Steel protection. Weapon and shield doesn't matter.
User avatar #406 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
....that favor and protection one ....it'll break if i equip it right?
User avatar #407 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Unequipit. Keep it on. Its amazing.
User avatar #408 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
What does it do? :D
User avatar #409 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
It raises Stamina, Health, and equipment load.
User avatar #410 - sarcasticone (02/12/2013) [-]
Nice.
#96 - huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +1
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#93 - I wish I knew xD I suck at pvping, they always backstab me or …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +1
#95 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
When you see a Katana or Scythe, DO. NOT. BLOCK. Avoid them period. Bleed is devastating. Parry if you can. Upgrading your weapons can help you deal more damage, as well as having someone to help you farm. Grab a Red Sign Soap Stone and find a high level such as myself to summon you and kill his invaders. For every kill he achieves, you gain more souls.
#99 - inathecold (02/11/2013) [-]
That picture gave me a feel.

On a side note, while I PvP, I do it for shits and gigs. Recently I've been using Smough's Hammer and the Gold Hemmed set with Black Iron Gauntlets. Havel's Ring and shamefully, the Hornet's Ring. I'm a Darkmoon Bro, because fuck the wicked.
#101 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a Nothing. I fuck up whatever comes in my path.
User avatar #96 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what does a red one even do?

P.S did i mention im rooting for Solaire?
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#91 - I ...I love the Silver Knight's armor; so wonderfully powerful…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +1
#92 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I PvP most of the time. I am the king of knowing what armor and ring combos help you the most.
User avatar #93 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish I knew xD I suck at pvping, they always backstab me or have a really powerful weapon that causes massive bleeding even though i have shield up :S
#95 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
When you see a Katana or Scythe, DO. NOT. BLOCK. Avoid them period. Bleed is devastating. Parry if you can. Upgrading your weapons can help you deal more damage, as well as having someone to help you farm. Grab a Red Sign Soap Stone and find a high level such as myself to summon you and kill his invaders. For every kill he achieves, you gain more souls.
#99 - inathecold (02/11/2013) [-]
That picture gave me a feel.

On a side note, while I PvP, I do it for shits and gigs. Recently I've been using Smough's Hammer and the Gold Hemmed set with Black Iron Gauntlets. Havel's Ring and shamefully, the Hornet's Ring. I'm a Darkmoon Bro, because fuck the wicked.
#101 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a Nothing. I fuck up whatever comes in my path.
User avatar #96 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what does a red one even do?

P.S did i mention im rooting for Solaire?
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#89 - Black shield shield will suffice or do i need a lighting shiel…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +1
User avatar #90 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Long as it has Lightning resistance your fine. You can avoid their lightning easily.
User avatar #91 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I ...I love the Silver Knight's armor; so wonderfully powerful and doesn't slow you down too bad.
#92 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I PvP most of the time. I am the king of knowing what armor and ring combos help you the most.
User avatar #93 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish I knew xD I suck at pvping, they always backstab me or have a really powerful weapon that causes massive bleeding even though i have shield up :S
#95 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
When you see a Katana or Scythe, DO. NOT. BLOCK. Avoid them period. Bleed is devastating. Parry if you can. Upgrading your weapons can help you deal more damage, as well as having someone to help you farm. Grab a Red Sign Soap Stone and find a high level such as myself to summon you and kill his invaders. For every kill he achieves, you gain more souls.
#99 - inathecold (02/11/2013) [-]
That picture gave me a feel.

On a side note, while I PvP, I do it for shits and gigs. Recently I've been using Smough's Hammer and the Gold Hemmed set with Black Iron Gauntlets. Havel's Ring and shamefully, the Hornet's Ring. I'm a Darkmoon Bro, because fuck the wicked.
#101 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a Nothing. I fuck up whatever comes in my path.
User avatar #96 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what does a red one even do?

P.S did i mention im rooting for Solaire?
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#86 - Aahhh yes ...I ...I can't hurt them well...what do?  [+] (11 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +1
#87 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Great Shields absorb more damage. Grab one and use a bleed, fire, or you can use poison arrows. I'd take out the one that's right after you soon as you come down then fuck the rest up with poison arrows. Takes time, or you can hold up the shield and use a heavy weapon to stun them..
User avatar #89 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Black shield shield will suffice or do i need a lighting shield? ^_-

hue
User avatar #90 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Long as it has Lightning resistance your fine. You can avoid their lightning easily.
User avatar #91 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I ...I love the Silver Knight's armor; so wonderfully powerful and doesn't slow you down too bad.
#92 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I PvP most of the time. I am the king of knowing what armor and ring combos help you the most.
User avatar #93 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish I knew xD I suck at pvping, they always backstab me or have a really powerful weapon that causes massive bleeding even though i have shield up :S
#95 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
When you see a Katana or Scythe, DO. NOT. BLOCK. Avoid them period. Bleed is devastating. Parry if you can. Upgrading your weapons can help you deal more damage, as well as having someone to help you farm. Grab a Red Sign Soap Stone and find a high level such as myself to summon you and kill his invaders. For every kill he achieves, you gain more souls.
#99 - inathecold (02/11/2013) [-]
That picture gave me a feel.

On a side note, while I PvP, I do it for shits and gigs. Recently I've been using Smough's Hammer and the Gold Hemmed set with Black Iron Gauntlets. Havel's Ring and shamefully, the Hornet's Ring. I'm a Darkmoon Bro, because fuck the wicked.
#101 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a Nothing. I fuck up whatever comes in my path.
User avatar #96 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what does a red one even do?

P.S did i mention im rooting for Solaire?
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#84 - I am jelly, I haven't beaten the game yet. I need to kill Dat …  [+] (16 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +1
#85 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Bridge with the drakes. Entire Bandit set is there.
User avatar #94 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Now this has nothing to do with Dark Souls, but does anyone know the source of the original .gif? It looks far too familiar
User avatar #107 - blokrokker (02/11/2013) [-]
Fist of the North Star
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svav1AWuOYA
User avatar #108 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #86 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Aahhh yes ...I ...I can't hurt them well...what do?
#87 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Great Shields absorb more damage. Grab one and use a bleed, fire, or you can use poison arrows. I'd take out the one that's right after you soon as you come down then fuck the rest up with poison arrows. Takes time, or you can hold up the shield and use a heavy weapon to stun them..
User avatar #89 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Black shield shield will suffice or do i need a lighting shield? ^_-

hue
User avatar #90 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Long as it has Lightning resistance your fine. You can avoid their lightning easily.
User avatar #91 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I ...I love the Silver Knight's armor; so wonderfully powerful and doesn't slow you down too bad.
#92 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I PvP most of the time. I am the king of knowing what armor and ring combos help you the most.
User avatar #93 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish I knew xD I suck at pvping, they always backstab me or have a really powerful weapon that causes massive bleeding even though i have shield up :S
#95 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
When you see a Katana or Scythe, DO. NOT. BLOCK. Avoid them period. Bleed is devastating. Parry if you can. Upgrading your weapons can help you deal more damage, as well as having someone to help you farm. Grab a Red Sign Soap Stone and find a high level such as myself to summon you and kill his invaders. For every kill he achieves, you gain more souls.
#99 - inathecold (02/11/2013) [-]
That picture gave me a feel.

On a side note, while I PvP, I do it for shits and gigs. Recently I've been using Smough's Hammer and the Gold Hemmed set with Black Iron Gauntlets. Havel's Ring and shamefully, the Hornet's Ring. I'm a Darkmoon Bro, because fuck the wicked.
#101 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a Nothing. I fuck up whatever comes in my path.
User avatar #96 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what does a red one even do?

P.S did i mention im rooting for Solaire?
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#82 - Heh, I used him to draw all the agro, feels bad man.  [+] (18 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +2
#83 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm at a point where nothing makes a dent on me anymore.

Lord Gwyn? Parry.

Iron Golem? Fuck up his knee caps.

Smough and Ornstein? HAH
User avatar #84 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I am jelly, I haven't beaten the game yet. I need to kill Dat fuckin Skeleton guy ...stupid poison. I have the pyromancer set I just to to remember where the spider shield is at.
#85 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Bridge with the drakes. Entire Bandit set is there.
User avatar #94 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Now this has nothing to do with Dark Souls, but does anyone know the source of the original .gif? It looks far too familiar
User avatar #107 - blokrokker (02/11/2013) [-]
Fist of the North Star
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svav1AWuOYA
User avatar #108 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #86 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Aahhh yes ...I ...I can't hurt them well...what do?
#87 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Great Shields absorb more damage. Grab one and use a bleed, fire, or you can use poison arrows. I'd take out the one that's right after you soon as you come down then fuck the rest up with poison arrows. Takes time, or you can hold up the shield and use a heavy weapon to stun them..
User avatar #89 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Black shield shield will suffice or do i need a lighting shield? ^_-

hue
User avatar #90 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Long as it has Lightning resistance your fine. You can avoid their lightning easily.
User avatar #91 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I ...I love the Silver Knight's armor; so wonderfully powerful and doesn't slow you down too bad.
#92 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I PvP most of the time. I am the king of knowing what armor and ring combos help you the most.
User avatar #93 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish I knew xD I suck at pvping, they always backstab me or have a really powerful weapon that causes massive bleeding even though i have shield up :S
#95 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
When you see a Katana or Scythe, DO. NOT. BLOCK. Avoid them period. Bleed is devastating. Parry if you can. Upgrading your weapons can help you deal more damage, as well as having someone to help you farm. Grab a Red Sign Soap Stone and find a high level such as myself to summon you and kill his invaders. For every kill he achieves, you gain more souls.
#99 - inathecold (02/11/2013) [-]
That picture gave me a feel.

On a side note, while I PvP, I do it for shits and gigs. Recently I've been using Smough's Hammer and the Gold Hemmed set with Black Iron Gauntlets. Havel's Ring and shamefully, the Hornet's Ring. I'm a Darkmoon Bro, because fuck the wicked.
#101 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a Nothing. I fuck up whatever comes in my path.
User avatar #96 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what does a red one even do?

P.S did i mention im rooting for Solaire?
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#80 - Where is Havel up in this mother fucka?  [+] (20 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +2
#81 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I know. I think this is why Tarkus is there.

Iron Golem battle in a Nut shell
User avatar #82 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Heh, I used him to draw all the agro, feels bad man.
#83 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm at a point where nothing makes a dent on me anymore.

Lord Gwyn? Parry.

Iron Golem? Fuck up his knee caps.

Smough and Ornstein? HAH
User avatar #84 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I am jelly, I haven't beaten the game yet. I need to kill Dat fuckin Skeleton guy ...stupid poison. I have the pyromancer set I just to to remember where the spider shield is at.
#85 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Bridge with the drakes. Entire Bandit set is there.
User avatar #94 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Now this has nothing to do with Dark Souls, but does anyone know the source of the original .gif? It looks far too familiar
User avatar #107 - blokrokker (02/11/2013) [-]
Fist of the North Star
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svav1AWuOYA
User avatar #108 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #86 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Aahhh yes ...I ...I can't hurt them well...what do?
#87 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Great Shields absorb more damage. Grab one and use a bleed, fire, or you can use poison arrows. I'd take out the one that's right after you soon as you come down then fuck the rest up with poison arrows. Takes time, or you can hold up the shield and use a heavy weapon to stun them..
User avatar #89 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Black shield shield will suffice or do i need a lighting shield? ^_-

hue
User avatar #90 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Long as it has Lightning resistance your fine. You can avoid their lightning easily.
User avatar #91 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I ...I love the Silver Knight's armor; so wonderfully powerful and doesn't slow you down too bad.
#92 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I PvP most of the time. I am the king of knowing what armor and ring combos help you the most.
User avatar #93 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish I knew xD I suck at pvping, they always backstab me or have a really powerful weapon that causes massive bleeding even though i have shield up :S
#95 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
When you see a Katana or Scythe, DO. NOT. BLOCK. Avoid them period. Bleed is devastating. Parry if you can. Upgrading your weapons can help you deal more damage, as well as having someone to help you farm. Grab a Red Sign Soap Stone and find a high level such as myself to summon you and kill his invaders. For every kill he achieves, you gain more souls.
#99 - inathecold (02/11/2013) [-]
That picture gave me a feel.

On a side note, while I PvP, I do it for shits and gigs. Recently I've been using Smough's Hammer and the Gold Hemmed set with Black Iron Gauntlets. Havel's Ring and shamefully, the Hornet's Ring. I'm a Darkmoon Bro, because fuck the wicked.
#101 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a Nothing. I fuck up whatever comes in my path.
User avatar #96 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what does a red one even do?

P.S did i mention im rooting for Solaire?
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#78 - Engage in jolly cooperation with me? ho ho ho  [+] (22 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +2
#79 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Glady.
User avatar #80 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Where is Havel up in this mother fucka?
#81 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I know. I think this is why Tarkus is there.

Iron Golem battle in a Nut shell
User avatar #82 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Heh, I used him to draw all the agro, feels bad man.
#83 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm at a point where nothing makes a dent on me anymore.

Lord Gwyn? Parry.

Iron Golem? Fuck up his knee caps.

Smough and Ornstein? HAH
User avatar #84 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I am jelly, I haven't beaten the game yet. I need to kill Dat fuckin Skeleton guy ...stupid poison. I have the pyromancer set I just to to remember where the spider shield is at.
#85 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Bridge with the drakes. Entire Bandit set is there.
User avatar #94 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Now this has nothing to do with Dark Souls, but does anyone know the source of the original .gif? It looks far too familiar
User avatar #107 - blokrokker (02/11/2013) [-]
Fist of the North Star
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svav1AWuOYA
User avatar #108 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #86 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Aahhh yes ...I ...I can't hurt them well...what do?
#87 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Great Shields absorb more damage. Grab one and use a bleed, fire, or you can use poison arrows. I'd take out the one that's right after you soon as you come down then fuck the rest up with poison arrows. Takes time, or you can hold up the shield and use a heavy weapon to stun them..
User avatar #89 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Black shield shield will suffice or do i need a lighting shield? ^_-

hue
User avatar #90 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Long as it has Lightning resistance your fine. You can avoid their lightning easily.
User avatar #91 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I ...I love the Silver Knight's armor; so wonderfully powerful and doesn't slow you down too bad.
#92 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I PvP most of the time. I am the king of knowing what armor and ring combos help you the most.
User avatar #93 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish I knew xD I suck at pvping, they always backstab me or have a really powerful weapon that causes massive bleeding even though i have shield up :S
#95 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
When you see a Katana or Scythe, DO. NOT. BLOCK. Avoid them period. Bleed is devastating. Parry if you can. Upgrading your weapons can help you deal more damage, as well as having someone to help you farm. Grab a Red Sign Soap Stone and find a high level such as myself to summon you and kill his invaders. For every kill he achieves, you gain more souls.
#99 - inathecold (02/11/2013) [-]
That picture gave me a feel.

On a side note, while I PvP, I do it for shits and gigs. Recently I've been using Smough's Hammer and the Gold Hemmed set with Black Iron Gauntlets. Havel's Ring and shamefully, the Hornet's Ring. I'm a Darkmoon Bro, because fuck the wicked.
#101 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a Nothing. I fuck up whatever comes in my path.
User avatar #96 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what does a red one even do?

P.S did i mention im rooting for Solaire?
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#75 - Do you even praise the Sun?!  [+] (24 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Just One Thing +3
#76 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
YES
User avatar #78 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Engage in jolly cooperation with me? ho ho ho
#79 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Glady.
User avatar #80 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Where is Havel up in this mother fucka?
#81 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I know. I think this is why Tarkus is there.

Iron Golem battle in a Nut shell
User avatar #82 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Heh, I used him to draw all the agro, feels bad man.
#83 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm at a point where nothing makes a dent on me anymore.

Lord Gwyn? Parry.

Iron Golem? Fuck up his knee caps.

Smough and Ornstein? HAH
User avatar #84 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I am jelly, I haven't beaten the game yet. I need to kill Dat fuckin Skeleton guy ...stupid poison. I have the pyromancer set I just to to remember where the spider shield is at.
#85 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Bridge with the drakes. Entire Bandit set is there.
User avatar #94 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Now this has nothing to do with Dark Souls, but does anyone know the source of the original .gif? It looks far too familiar
User avatar #107 - blokrokker (02/11/2013) [-]
Fist of the North Star
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svav1AWuOYA
User avatar #108 - TheFallenAngel (02/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #86 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Aahhh yes ...I ...I can't hurt them well...what do?
#87 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Great Shields absorb more damage. Grab one and use a bleed, fire, or you can use poison arrows. I'd take out the one that's right after you soon as you come down then fuck the rest up with poison arrows. Takes time, or you can hold up the shield and use a heavy weapon to stun them..
User avatar #89 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
Black shield shield will suffice or do i need a lighting shield? ^_-

hue
User avatar #90 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
Long as it has Lightning resistance your fine. You can avoid their lightning easily.
User avatar #91 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I ...I love the Silver Knight's armor; so wonderfully powerful and doesn't slow you down too bad.
#92 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I PvP most of the time. I am the king of knowing what armor and ring combos help you the most.
User avatar #93 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish I knew xD I suck at pvping, they always backstab me or have a really powerful weapon that causes massive bleeding even though i have shield up :S
#95 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
When you see a Katana or Scythe, DO. NOT. BLOCK. Avoid them period. Bleed is devastating. Parry if you can. Upgrading your weapons can help you deal more damage, as well as having someone to help you farm. Grab a Red Sign Soap Stone and find a high level such as myself to summon you and kill his invaders. For every kill he achieves, you gain more souls.
#99 - inathecold (02/11/2013) [-]
That picture gave me a feel.

On a side note, while I PvP, I do it for shits and gigs. Recently I've been using Smough's Hammer and the Gold Hemmed set with Black Iron Gauntlets. Havel's Ring and shamefully, the Hornet's Ring. I'm a Darkmoon Bro, because fuck the wicked.
#101 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a Nothing. I fuck up whatever comes in my path.
User avatar #96 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
huh I see; where would i get a red soap stone? xD Sorry ..what does a red one even do?

P.S did i mention im rooting for Solaire?
#97 - falanvaul (02/11/2013) [-]
I'd advice you look up Solaire's story now if you want him to live.

Red sign Soap Stone allows people to summon you as a Invading red spirit. Only people a higher level then you may see this sign, as well you only gain half the normal amount of souls from a kill.
#45 - I...I know that feel. 02/11/2013 on Buddy Fucker +1
#21 - I leave you with this, enjoy. 02/09/2013 on You get what you deserve +3
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#31 - EmulateSnes (02/08/2013) [-]
This image has expired
cant you switch after you use mean look? or will that cancel its effect?
#45 - ZoeZamboni (02/08/2013) [-]
It cancels the effect
#31 - What constitutes are a cuddle whore? That is what I want to kn…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Feel no more +1
User avatar #48 - chaosacaza (02/08/2013) [-]
Well at the time i was with someone for like 2 years and she went on holiday for 2 months so i got lonely so i started hugging people alot and it helped at first but eventually the hugs developed into prolonged standing hugs but i am lazy so eventually i would just bring them to the couch and my friends used to rotate the cuddling and my friends told my girlfriend and she wasnt exactly pissed but she wasn't happy with the situation so she called me a cuddle whore it was a bad day.
#197 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2013) [-]
Don't cuddle with people who aren't your girlfriend then, cuddle whore.
#29 - Hah, sorry; a cuddle whore? Well anyway, If you need someone t…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Feel no more +1
User avatar #30 - chaosacaza (02/08/2013) [-]
I was called a cuddle whore once. It stings. But yeah i agree i cant fault the person i mean everyone needs to eat and she provides a service that people want/need but i think now i understand why it upset her that people have to go through such lengths to acquire cuddles? Idk i just like asking questions..
#31 - sarcasticone (02/08/2013) [-]
What constitutes are a cuddle whore? That is what I want to know. Also yes if she can make a living let her make her living. Heh, cuddle whore.
User avatar #48 - chaosacaza (02/08/2013) [-]
Well at the time i was with someone for like 2 years and she went on holiday for 2 months so i got lonely so i started hugging people alot and it helped at first but eventually the hugs developed into prolonged standing hugs but i am lazy so eventually i would just bring them to the couch and my friends used to rotate the cuddling and my friends told my girlfriend and she wasnt exactly pissed but she wasn't happy with the situation so she called me a cuddle whore it was a bad day.
#197 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2013) [-]
Don't cuddle with people who aren't your girlfriend then, cuddle whore.
#27 - I would assume that you would want to pay someone to cuddle wi…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Feel no more +3
User avatar #28 - chaosacaza (02/08/2013) [-]
Well i asked because she's female in my experience girls can always find someone to cuddle with always.. But then i suppose you run the risk of being a cuddle whore.. Or maybe the guy being all like just the tip? but meh.
User avatar #29 - sarcasticone (02/08/2013) [-]
Hah, sorry; a cuddle whore? Well anyway, If you need someone to cuddle with you I'd say you are really down on something and have no one around to talk to or such. I'm not saying it's bad or anything. If you are making a living out of it and staying professional who are we to judge?
User avatar #30 - chaosacaza (02/08/2013) [-]
I was called a cuddle whore once. It stings. But yeah i agree i cant fault the person i mean everyone needs to eat and she provides a service that people want/need but i think now i understand why it upset her that people have to go through such lengths to acquire cuddles? Idk i just like asking questions..
#31 - sarcasticone (02/08/2013) [-]
What constitutes are a cuddle whore? That is what I want to know. Also yes if she can make a living let her make her living. Heh, cuddle whore.
User avatar #48 - chaosacaza (02/08/2013) [-]
Well at the time i was with someone for like 2 years and she went on holiday for 2 months so i got lonely so i started hugging people alot and it helped at first but eventually the hugs developed into prolonged standing hugs but i am lazy so eventually i would just bring them to the couch and my friends used to rotate the cuddling and my friends told my girlfriend and she wasnt exactly pissed but she wasn't happy with the situation so she called me a cuddle whore it was a bad day.
#197 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2013) [-]
Don't cuddle with people who aren't your girlfriend then, cuddle whore.
#62 - $4200 ...fuuuckkkkkk that.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Dinosaur Bone, Meteorite,... +60
User avatar #137 - PunxsatownyPhil (02/08/2013) [-]
That's actually less expensive than I'd imagine.
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User avatar #45 - sarcasticone (02/11/2013) [-]
I...I know that feel.
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User avatar #58 - cinnamontroll **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
tulpa.info/guides
reddit.com/r/tulpas (My Reddit username is Cinnamontroll if you want)

So, a tulpa is a self imposed image of a person (or whatever) from your brain into the real world. It also can talk, think, feel, etc. It has a personality. You're basically creating a person from your mind that's pretty much guaranteed to be a great friend and give a shit about you and such. It's a complicated process, takes time, and most importantly you must remain optimistic about it. Believe that you can do it.
User avatar #59 to #58 - sarcasticone (12/29/2012) [-]
I'll try my best ..usually I'm quite stoic about things until i burst ...kinda sucks because i can't control the anger.
User avatar #56 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas sarcastic! :D
User avatar #57 to #56 - sarcasticone (12/25/2012) [-]
^_^ you too :)
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