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#1137454 - Yeah now her ex-boyfriend is hittin me up. lol. This is gon git weird.  [+] (14 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1137479 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
jesus christ dude.

how long has she been single?
#1137505 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Like months ago. ..like... October or some shit.

But they "were" gonna marry and he cheated on her like 3 times. lol

Still has feelings for the woman he cheated on.

Some fuckin logic it's flawless.
#1137524 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
you know how to pick em.

hey
walk it out.
You're top dog now.

you go the girl.
walk it out.
User avatar #1137531 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Can you say that in english please?

That I can understand.
User avatar #1137570 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
You got the girl

don't talk to her ex.
#1137581 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude you don't get it!
She asked for his advice! If she should go out with me.
How is that getting the girl?!
man it's gettin intense I can feel my heart racin.
#1137589 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
>asking your ex if you can date someone

okay, what the actual fuck is going on here.
#1137600 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
That's what I'm sayin man. Freaky shit dude.

I don't understand her logic. If asking her ex that cheated on her to be able to go out with me..the fuck is that logic!?!?!

It's fuckin fucky man
#1137624 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
or she's doing it to freak you out


or she actually is asking. then by all means you're in a world known as the twilight zone. Cause you're fucked.
User avatar #1137629 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude the ex sent me the text asking why the fuck did I ask her

I'm in that zone. lol

I'm so fuck aren't i?
User avatar #1137644 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
"i asked if she wanted to go play billiards"

that's all you did.
the end.
keep it simple
User avatar #1137662 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I didn't even get that far! All i asked was if she wanted to hang out sometime!

Holy fuck tits man
User avatar #1137702 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
keep it simple
that's it.
User avatar #1137714 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol. I think he is too pissed to text me.
#1137416 - She says she is being difficult so she'll go. The he…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +2
#1137465 - therealmaster (04/11/2014) [-]
#1137430 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
WAIT

SHE'LL GO?

SHIEEEEEEEET NIGGAAAA.


oh fuck this is glorious, i miss things sometimes
User avatar #1137454 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah now her ex-boyfriend is hittin me up. lol. This is gon git weird.
#1137479 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
jesus christ dude.

how long has she been single?
#1137505 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Like months ago. ..like... October or some shit.

But they "were" gonna marry and he cheated on her like 3 times. lol

Still has feelings for the woman he cheated on.

Some fuckin logic it's flawless.
#1137524 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
you know how to pick em.

hey
walk it out.
You're top dog now.

you go the girl.
walk it out.
User avatar #1137531 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Can you say that in english please?

That I can understand.
User avatar #1137570 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
You got the girl

don't talk to her ex.
#1137581 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude you don't get it!
She asked for his advice! If she should go out with me.
How is that getting the girl?!
man it's gettin intense I can feel my heart racin.
#1137589 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
>asking your ex if you can date someone

okay, what the actual fuck is going on here.
#1137600 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
That's what I'm sayin man. Freaky shit dude.

I don't understand her logic. If asking her ex that cheated on her to be able to go out with me..the fuck is that logic!?!?!

It's fuckin fucky man
#1137624 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
or she's doing it to freak you out


or she actually is asking. then by all means you're in a world known as the twilight zone. Cause you're fucked.
User avatar #1137629 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude the ex sent me the text asking why the fuck did I ask her

I'm in that zone. lol

I'm so fuck aren't i?
User avatar #1137644 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
"i asked if she wanted to go play billiards"

that's all you did.
the end.
keep it simple
User avatar #1137662 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I didn't even get that far! All i asked was if she wanted to hang out sometime!

Holy fuck tits man
User avatar #1137702 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
keep it simple
that's it.
User avatar #1137714 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol. I think he is too pissed to text me.
#1137404 - Lol I guess. 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1137382 - Dude now she is saying she is being difficult so she'll stop t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137393 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude, fuck her lol
You don't need to put up with such shit.
User avatar #1137404 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol I guess.
#1137362 - I most likely am. An easily depressed, hard to get, …  [+] (20 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137390 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
sounds like got a winner.

can you get a hint of a hint of the question?
User avatar #1137416 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
She says she is being difficult so she'll go.

The hell man. I don't even know anymore. Now it's just weird.
#1137465 - therealmaster (04/11/2014) [-]
#1137430 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
WAIT

SHE'LL GO?

SHIEEEEEEEET NIGGAAAA.


oh fuck this is glorious, i miss things sometimes
User avatar #1137454 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah now her ex-boyfriend is hittin me up. lol. This is gon git weird.
#1137479 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
jesus christ dude.

how long has she been single?
#1137505 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Like months ago. ..like... October or some shit.

But they "were" gonna marry and he cheated on her like 3 times. lol

Still has feelings for the woman he cheated on.

Some fuckin logic it's flawless.
#1137524 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
you know how to pick em.

hey
walk it out.
You're top dog now.

you go the girl.
walk it out.
User avatar #1137531 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Can you say that in english please?

That I can understand.
User avatar #1137570 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
You got the girl

don't talk to her ex.
#1137581 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude you don't get it!
She asked for his advice! If she should go out with me.
How is that getting the girl?!
man it's gettin intense I can feel my heart racin.
#1137589 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
>asking your ex if you can date someone

okay, what the actual fuck is going on here.
#1137600 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
That's what I'm sayin man. Freaky shit dude.

I don't understand her logic. If asking her ex that cheated on her to be able to go out with me..the fuck is that logic!?!?!

It's fuckin fucky man
#1137624 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
or she's doing it to freak you out


or she actually is asking. then by all means you're in a world known as the twilight zone. Cause you're fucked.
User avatar #1137629 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude the ex sent me the text asking why the fuck did I ask her

I'm in that zone. lol

I'm so fuck aren't i?
User avatar #1137644 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
"i asked if she wanted to go play billiards"

that's all you did.
the end.
keep it simple
User avatar #1137662 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I didn't even get that far! All i asked was if she wanted to hang out sometime!

Holy fuck tits man
User avatar #1137702 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
keep it simple
that's it.
User avatar #1137714 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol. I think he is too pissed to text me.
#1137337 - It was the wrong question. Now there is just confusion lol.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137354 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh well...shit :s
To be honest, she was being ambiguous and vague as fuck. Ask her what the fuck she was talking about.
User avatar #1137382 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude now she is saying she is being difficult so she'll stop talking.

The fuck? right?
User avatar #1137393 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude, fuck her lol
You don't need to put up with such shit.
User avatar #1137404 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol I guess.
#1137332 - Yessir. Won't tell me **** . 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1137316 - Dude that's what I was trying to figure out. She still won't t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137323 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
did you ask
"what fuckin question"
User avatar #1137332 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Yessir. Won't tell me shit.

#1137285 - I've failed man ..I failed super hard.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137287 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
She say no? :[
User avatar #1137337 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
It was the wrong question. Now there is just confusion lol.
User avatar #1137354 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh well...shit :s
To be honest, she was being ambiguous and vague as fuck. Ask her what the fuck she was talking about.
User avatar #1137382 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude now she is saying she is being difficult so she'll stop talking.

The fuck? right?
User avatar #1137393 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude, fuck her lol
You don't need to put up with such shit.
User avatar #1137404 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol I guess.
#1137267 - Not when I wanna curl into a ball and die bro. 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1137257 - Ok me: blah blah what's up, blah blah what are you u…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137302 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
the fuck is the question?

if she wants to be vague as fuck, the least she can do is hit you with the sign and then drop the vague hints
User avatar #1137316 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude that's what I was trying to figure out. She still won't tell me the damn fucking stupid evil question and I feel like a fuckin tiny man right now. Also her being vague as fuck doesn't help. She hasn't dropped any hints that I know of.
User avatar #1137323 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
did you ask
"what fuckin question"
User avatar #1137332 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Yessir. Won't tell me shit.

#1137243 - Trying to fix my **** up; not make it worse lol.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137263 - ocanom (04/11/2014) [-]
im tryina make it fun tho lmao
User avatar #1137267 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Not when I wanna curl into a ball and die bro.
#1137241 - ? 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1137226 - Trying right now. trying to salvage. I hope it's working.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137230 - ocanom (04/11/2014) [-]
or just be like ay bitch what do you want me to ask
User avatar #1137243 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Trying to fix my fuck up; not make it worse lol.
User avatar #1137263 - ocanom (04/11/2014) [-]
im tryina make it fun tho lmao
User avatar #1137267 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Not when I wanna curl into a ball and die bro.
#1137221 - Dude the pain I feel like right, hurts like a thousand raging …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137245 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
oh
what the fuck we got.

seriously.
what do i have to work with. Like what she saying, what you saying.
User avatar #1137257 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Ok

me: blah blah what's up, blah blah what are you up to blah blah *now confused*

Her: blah blah good blah blah random. " ask me the question"
User avatar #1137302 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
the fuck is the question?

if she wants to be vague as fuck, the least she can do is hit you with the sign and then drop the vague hints
User avatar #1137316 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude that's what I was trying to figure out. She still won't tell me the damn fucking stupid evil question and I feel like a fuckin tiny man right now. Also her being vague as fuck doesn't help. She hasn't dropped any hints that I know of.
User avatar #1137323 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
did you ask
"what fuckin question"
User avatar #1137332 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Yessir. Won't tell me shit.

#1137208 - Do I look like I know? Read the rest of my messages… 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1137198 - The embarrassment it ******* hurts and burns. .. …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +2
#1137211 - theluppijackal (04/11/2014) [-]
gg no re
User avatar #1137241 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #1137204 - ocanom (04/11/2014) [-]
also please tell me you played it off
User avatar #1137226 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Trying right now. trying to salvage. I hope it's working.
User avatar #1137230 - ocanom (04/11/2014) [-]
or just be like ay bitch what do you want me to ask
User avatar #1137243 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Trying to fix my fuck up; not make it worse lol.
User avatar #1137263 - ocanom (04/11/2014) [-]
im tryina make it fun tho lmao
User avatar #1137267 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Not when I wanna curl into a ball and die bro.
User avatar #1137201 - ocanom (04/11/2014) [-]
i dunno what she expected

what question did she wanna hear anyway
#1137208 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Do I look like I know?

Read the rest of my messages in the link.
#1137193 - aaannndddd I struck out. Wrong question to ask lol. Definitely…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1137202 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
oh.

oh.

oh god.
yeah glad you did that over text.

that's a new one
what fuckin question we looking for now.
cause i got nothing.
User avatar #1137221 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude the pain I feel like right, hurts like a thousand raging suns burrowing their way into my asshole, trying to salvage what little pride I have left.
User avatar #1137245 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
oh
what the fuck we got.

seriously.
what do i have to work with. Like what she saying, what you saying.
User avatar #1137257 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Ok

me: blah blah what's up, blah blah what are you up to blah blah *now confused*

Her: blah blah good blah blah random. " ask me the question"
User avatar #1137302 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
the fuck is the question?

if she wants to be vague as fuck, the least she can do is hit you with the sign and then drop the vague hints
User avatar #1137316 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude that's what I was trying to figure out. She still won't tell me the damn fucking stupid evil question and I feel like a fuckin tiny man right now. Also her being vague as fuck doesn't help. She hasn't dropped any hints that I know of.
User avatar #1137323 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
did you ask
"what fuckin question"
User avatar #1137332 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Yessir. Won't tell me shit.

#1137176 - I've asked her out now. (texted) Have yet to receive a reply.…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1137199 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
BOLSTER MY SON
User avatar #1137285 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I've failed man ..I failed super hard.
User avatar #1137287 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
She say no? :[
User avatar #1137337 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
It was the wrong question. Now there is just confusion lol.
User avatar #1137354 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh well...shit :s
To be honest, she was being ambiguous and vague as fuck. Ask her what the fuck she was talking about.
User avatar #1137382 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude now she is saying she is being difficult so she'll stop talking.

The fuck? right?
User avatar #1137393 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude, fuck her lol
You don't need to put up with such shit.
User avatar #1137404 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol I guess.
#1137142 - That sounds pretty cool. I might just go with that.  [+] (19 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1137169 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
hey
you got this

good luck, sir.
User avatar #1137193 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
aaannndddd I struck out. Wrong question to ask lol. Definitely not the right question. Oh god the embarrassment ...Omfggggggg I wanna crawl into a hole and die.
#1137202 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
oh.

oh.

oh god.
yeah glad you did that over text.

that's a new one
what fuckin question we looking for now.
cause i got nothing.
User avatar #1137221 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude the pain I feel like right, hurts like a thousand raging suns burrowing their way into my asshole, trying to salvage what little pride I have left.
User avatar #1137245 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
oh
what the fuck we got.

seriously.
what do i have to work with. Like what she saying, what you saying.
User avatar #1137257 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Ok

me: blah blah what's up, blah blah what are you up to blah blah *now confused*

Her: blah blah good blah blah random. " ask me the question"
User avatar #1137302 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
the fuck is the question?

if she wants to be vague as fuck, the least she can do is hit you with the sign and then drop the vague hints
User avatar #1137316 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude that's what I was trying to figure out. She still won't tell me the damn fucking stupid evil question and I feel like a fuckin tiny man right now. Also her being vague as fuck doesn't help. She hasn't dropped any hints that I know of.
User avatar #1137323 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
did you ask
"what fuckin question"
User avatar #1137332 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Yessir. Won't tell me shit.

User avatar #1137176 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I've asked her out now. (texted) Have yet to receive a reply...we'll see how it goes man.
User avatar #1137199 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
BOLSTER MY SON
User avatar #1137285 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I've failed man ..I failed super hard.
User avatar #1137287 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
She say no? :[
User avatar #1137337 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
It was the wrong question. Now there is just confusion lol.
User avatar #1137354 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh well...shit :s
To be honest, she was being ambiguous and vague as fuck. Ask her what the fuck she was talking about.
User avatar #1137382 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude now she is saying she is being difficult so she'll stop talking.

The fuck? right?
User avatar #1137393 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude, fuck her lol
You don't need to put up with such shit.
User avatar #1137404 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol I guess.
#1137109 - Alright. 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1137085 - lol I already suck. I doubt I'd have to purposely lose.  [+] (21 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137132 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
You never know, and make like if you lose this round you have to buy drinks. If you lose next round, you buy a snack to share. Stuff like that. Or make each round you have to answer some weird/kinda personal question.

like it doesn't have to be too difficult. You'll learn about each other and learn some billiards. Eventually, if you do this enough, the matches will get intense.
User avatar #1137142 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
That sounds pretty cool. I might just go with that.

#1137169 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
hey
you got this

good luck, sir.
User avatar #1137193 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
aaannndddd I struck out. Wrong question to ask lol. Definitely not the right question. Oh god the embarrassment ...Omfggggggg I wanna crawl into a hole and die.
#1137202 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
oh.

oh.

oh god.
yeah glad you did that over text.

that's a new one
what fuckin question we looking for now.
cause i got nothing.
User avatar #1137221 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude the pain I feel like right, hurts like a thousand raging suns burrowing their way into my asshole, trying to salvage what little pride I have left.
User avatar #1137245 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
oh
what the fuck we got.

seriously.
what do i have to work with. Like what she saying, what you saying.
User avatar #1137257 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Ok

me: blah blah what's up, blah blah what are you up to blah blah *now confused*

Her: blah blah good blah blah random. " ask me the question"
User avatar #1137302 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
the fuck is the question?

if she wants to be vague as fuck, the least she can do is hit you with the sign and then drop the vague hints
User avatar #1137316 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude that's what I was trying to figure out. She still won't tell me the damn fucking stupid evil question and I feel like a fuckin tiny man right now. Also her being vague as fuck doesn't help. She hasn't dropped any hints that I know of.
User avatar #1137323 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
did you ask
"what fuckin question"
User avatar #1137332 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Yessir. Won't tell me shit.

User avatar #1137176 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I've asked her out now. (texted) Have yet to receive a reply...we'll see how it goes man.
User avatar #1137199 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
BOLSTER MY SON
User avatar #1137285 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I've failed man ..I failed super hard.
User avatar #1137287 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
She say no? :[
User avatar #1137337 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
It was the wrong question. Now there is just confusion lol.
User avatar #1137354 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh well...shit :s
To be honest, she was being ambiguous and vague as fuck. Ask her what the fuck she was talking about.
User avatar #1137382 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude now she is saying she is being difficult so she'll stop talking.

The fuck? right?
User avatar #1137393 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude, fuck her lol
You don't need to put up with such shit.
User avatar #1137404 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol I guess.
#1273 - www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Fri… 04/11/2014 on therealmaster's profile 0
#1137034 - Hmm you raise a valid point sir. This sounds rather promising.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137058 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
There's always the possibility of that, I'm afraid. There's no gain without risk.
#1137011 - I'd love to go out with her. Just not having the nerves to do it.  [+] (23 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1137071 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
see if she wants to go out and play Billiards

make bets on what you get if you win a certain number of games
User avatar #1137085 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
lol I already suck. I doubt I'd have to purposely lose.
User avatar #1137132 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
You never know, and make like if you lose this round you have to buy drinks. If you lose next round, you buy a snack to share. Stuff like that. Or make each round you have to answer some weird/kinda personal question.

like it doesn't have to be too difficult. You'll learn about each other and learn some billiards. Eventually, if you do this enough, the matches will get intense.
User avatar #1137142 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
That sounds pretty cool. I might just go with that.

#1137169 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
hey
you got this

good luck, sir.
User avatar #1137193 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
aaannndddd I struck out. Wrong question to ask lol. Definitely not the right question. Oh god the embarrassment ...Omfggggggg I wanna crawl into a hole and die.
#1137202 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
oh.

oh.

oh god.
yeah glad you did that over text.

that's a new one
what fuckin question we looking for now.
cause i got nothing.
User avatar #1137221 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude the pain I feel like right, hurts like a thousand raging suns burrowing their way into my asshole, trying to salvage what little pride I have left.
User avatar #1137245 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
oh
what the fuck we got.

seriously.
what do i have to work with. Like what she saying, what you saying.
User avatar #1137257 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Ok

me: blah blah what's up, blah blah what are you up to blah blah *now confused*

Her: blah blah good blah blah random. " ask me the question"
User avatar #1137302 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
the fuck is the question?

if she wants to be vague as fuck, the least she can do is hit you with the sign and then drop the vague hints
User avatar #1137316 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude that's what I was trying to figure out. She still won't tell me the damn fucking stupid evil question and I feel like a fuckin tiny man right now. Also her being vague as fuck doesn't help. She hasn't dropped any hints that I know of.
User avatar #1137323 - shisno (04/11/2014) [-]
did you ask
"what fuckin question"
User avatar #1137332 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Yessir. Won't tell me shit.

User avatar #1137176 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I've asked her out now. (texted) Have yet to receive a reply...we'll see how it goes man.
User avatar #1137199 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
BOLSTER MY SON
User avatar #1137285 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
I've failed man ..I failed super hard.
User avatar #1137287 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
She say no? :[
User avatar #1137337 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
It was the wrong question. Now there is just confusion lol.
User avatar #1137354 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh well...shit :s
To be honest, she was being ambiguous and vague as fuck. Ask her what the fuck she was talking about.
User avatar #1137382 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude now she is saying she is being difficult so she'll stop talking.

The fuck? right?
User avatar #1137393 - elmarcocfc (04/11/2014) [-]
Dude, fuck her lol
You don't need to put up with such shit.
User avatar #1137404 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol I guess.
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User avatar #72 - dinodinosaur (10/29/2013) [-]
Hey man, you trading gem recipes ? or any items at all?
User avatar #60 - sarcasticone (10/11/2013) [-]
phanact ...I see you have GTA V ....how do you like it so far?
User avatar #61 to #60 - phanact (10/11/2013) [-]
is cul
User avatar #62 to #61 - sarcasticone (10/11/2013) [-]
How far are ya?
User avatar #63 to #62 - phanact (10/11/2013) [-]
idk
User avatar #64 to #63 - sarcasticone (10/11/2013) [-]
.....So all you've done is played the online portion? O-o
User avatar #65 to #64 - phanact (10/12/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #66 to #65 - sarcasticone (10/12/2013) [-]
Silly you. That ***** crazy fun, start the storyline nigguh.
User avatar #67 to #66 - phanact (10/13/2013) [-]
eh
User avatar #69 to #68 - phanact (10/13/2013) [-]
I'd rather play w/ friends
I'll do the campaign soon
User avatar #70 to #69 - sarcasticone (10/13/2013) [-]
Alright. Just sayin the campaign is pretty fun. .. Have fun!
User avatar #71 to #70 - phanact (10/14/2013) [-]
ya i played a bit of it
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User avatar #59 to #58 - sarcasticone (12/29/2012) [-]
I'll try my best ..usually I'm quite stoic about things until i burst ...kinda sucks because i can't control the anger.
User avatar #56 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas sarcastic! :D
User avatar #57 to #56 - sarcasticone (12/25/2012) [-]
^_^ you too :)
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