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#79 - High intelligence is one thing, but they looked like they were… 22 hours ago on No more dead dinosaurs +1
#66 - Also they make the fact the kids don't have a great relationsh…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs +2
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#76 - iamrexraptor (23 hours ago) [-]
my aunt was a cruise director for Carnival Cruise line, and the magic of getting to go on a huge ass boat, even as a 15 year old who'd been on 4 cruises before hand, and seeing my awesome CRUISE DIRECTOR aunt, and seeing her picture on the top of the entertainment section, was the coolest thing, now your aunt is a MOTHAFUCKING DINOSAUR DIRECTOR and you're telling me that isn't the dopest shit ever, I will say though, the older kid did enjoy himself while he was at the exhibits, he was just sucked into that endless void known as a needy girlfriend
#62 - I thought Jurassic World was a ******* stupid film. …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs +25
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#71 - youngchief (23 hours ago) [-]
The raptors have shown pretty high intelligence in the films. As for Rexy well, that was more questionable of course, but fuck you because Rexy is awesome
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#79 - sarcasmexplain (22 hours ago) [-]
High intelligence is one thing, but they looked like they were one step away from forming a secret handshake together
#64 - xxitzchubbsxx (01/12/2016) [-]
The thing that pissed me off the most.
"oh god I gotta take my brother to a park filled with DINOSAURS.. how boring....." they are fucking dinosaurs they would never be fucking boring. People go to regular zoo's you know...
Even with those higher ups that say they want to cancel the funding or whatever because it's boring. Are you fucking serious? You need to genetically alter a dinosaur because the regular old extinct dinosaur is too boring.....
Also theres running in high heels.
and even with the inside knowledge that there was a huge fucking park before that fucked up and let all the dinosaurs out. The kids are all like let's go explore on our own.
Also no one who works there knows how to deal with escaped dinosaurs.

Just a few thoughts.
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#66 - sarcasmexplain (01/12/2016) [-]
Also they make the fact the kids don't have a great relationship with their aunt a prominent thing, as they don't she her often, also it is very likely that the park is really expensive due to the fact it's fucking dinosaurs, meaning it is unlikely that you often go there. Therefore if they have only seen their aunt a few times and the park is expensive you can conclude they haven't been there much, so they can't even give an excuse like "Oh I have seen it all before tons of times" because they obviously fucking haven't
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#76 - iamrexraptor (23 hours ago) [-]
my aunt was a cruise director for Carnival Cruise line, and the magic of getting to go on a huge ass boat, even as a 15 year old who'd been on 4 cruises before hand, and seeing my awesome CRUISE DIRECTOR aunt, and seeing her picture on the top of the entertainment section, was the coolest thing, now your aunt is a MOTHAFUCKING DINOSAUR DIRECTOR and you're telling me that isn't the dopest shit ever, I will say though, the older kid did enjoy himself while he was at the exhibits, he was just sucked into that endless void known as a needy girlfriend
#75 - Although texting and driving is stupid that comparison is comp…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe +3
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#102 - penileburglar (21 hours ago) [-]
No, you're right. We need to know the actual chance of getting in a car accident for every x amount of time you spend testing, or we can't really directly compare the two. This post is accusing people of not being able to understand statistics while ironically relying on you to not understand statistics for it to get the point across.

Texting and driving is still stupid, mind you. Just no reason to try to trick people into believing it's stupid when there are already plenty of good reasons it's stupid.
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#97 - streetshark (21 hours ago) [-]
Please let more people thumb this. My logical side of my brain is eating itself after reading the content.
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#172 - listerthepessimist (01/06/2016) [-]
Fuckin' Red Dwarf
#154 - 1298 years, tutututut some people and maths 01/06/2016 on Kissass Facts 3 0
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