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Date Signed Up:7/03/2014
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#11 - Then you have redeemed yourself lad My work here is done 01/09/2016 on too real +1
#9 - Your reply was what average harem protagonist would say Is…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on too real +1
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#10 - beasert (01/09/2016) [-]
At least we ended up dating for two years afterwards.
#11 - sapphirox (01/09/2016) [-]
Then you have redeemed yourself lad
My work here is done
#70 - The sign on the bed says cardiomyopathy And google tells …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Doing His Job +18
#81 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
Actually, she was going to be perfectly if they'd just done it properly and gutted her like a fish to remove the little human-shaped tumor inside her.

Or, in layman terms, performed a C section. Some people do it just to avoid the pain and strain of childbirth. Or the damage to the ol' cock holster. Someone with a heart disease would have all the reason to go for it, because it eliminates the "PUSH! PUSH!" aspect of popping the little bastard out and would make the whole thing a hundred times less straining on their heart, thus making it pretty damn safe.

Like I said, if this were taking place in a proper hospital with doctors that knew their shit, she'd be perfectly fine. She's just in a fictional one, where everyone's a bumblefucking moron. I mean, come the fuck on, she was clearly dying at the start and the doctor just walks away like "Welp, nothing we can do here" while she's trying to hold onto her life. If that shit were happening in a regular hospital, everyone would be freaking out, there'd be 5 nurses there, trying to stabilize her and they wouldn't give up until after they're sure that both clinical death and brain death have occurred. The first is the heart and breathing stopping. The second is the brain dying a minute or so later due to a lack of oxygen. If this were realistic, death would be pulling her soul by the arm, while the medical team grabs a leg and the two start playing tug of war for about a minute to see who wins. And chances are, the medical team would win. Death is one scrawny motherfucker, going up against a team of people specifically trained to beat his ass.

This is very unrealistic and forced. It's just trying its' hardest to make you sad. And will succeed if you don't stop to think about it for a second.
#175 - fiveyearold (01/06/2016) [-]
The image of the medical team fighting Death for the girls health is a pretty powerful one. Good description. Here's a pic.
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#181 - blackmageewizardt (01/06/2016) [-]
What are this for fucking noobs? That is not even the correct rode that asshole has in his Hand.
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#183 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
Maybe it's a veterinary clinic?
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#188 - halor (01/06/2016) [-]
staff of hermes will never be the right rod for a medical program, animal or human
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#190 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh, I thought he was talking about the snakes. Cause there's only supposed to be one. Sometimes I've seen two used when it's something to do with animals, though the two snakes weren't on a staff, they were around a cup.
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#179 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
I've got great respect for medical teams whos' job it is to save lives. GPs, not so much.
#119 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Yes, but we want the feels. So...
#121 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
ditto
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#77 - halor (01/06/2016) [-]
i'm not 100% sure but in the case of Cardiomyopathy wouldn't most hospitals preform a c-section in order to increase the chances of the mothers survival?
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#82 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
Yup. It's almost considered standard procedure when the patient has a heart condition they know of.
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#116 - halor (01/06/2016) [-]
ah so then that hospital staff was just incompetent
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#149 - hurpfry (01/06/2016) [-]
but then we wouldn't have gotten the feels
#1 - Yes I do Vol 10 when  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Get The Reference? +16
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#3 - saturnite (01/04/2016) [-]
Yenpress says never
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#2 - njall (01/04/2016) [-]
Unless you can read moon, never.
#102 - Spoilers Im guessing because Kylo Ren is Han Solos son 01/03/2016 on star wars beats frozen 0
#8 - And white arms 12/29/2015 on cant unsee +3
#29 - I want to **** a goddamn boat: The anime /game … 12/28/2015 on ill take 20 +10
#6 - They're starting to learn from their enemies 12/18/2015 on ISIS ground to air missiles +13
#6 - Thank goodness that a certain word was censored Truly the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on And Ariel was 15 +4
#9 - TheJackle (12/13/2015) [-]
lost it thank you
#6 - The mayors of both cities say otherwise In fact I believe …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Unstumped +1
#24 - chiselbit (12/13/2015) [-]
Dude. Why would you believe a government official when they say nothing's wrong? Do you think they're gonna stand up and say "I'm totally incompetent and allow degenerates to run rampant in the streets". Its their job to play down failures to prevent hysteria.
Europoors have muslims under control the same way the US has been "winning" the war on drugs for past 40 years. Pic Related is in London
#37 - theruinedsage (12/13/2015) [-]
>Look this one retard put up a sticker on a light pole!
>Muslim invasion confirmed
>Hitler was right all along
#38 - chiselbit (12/13/2015) [-]
>Just one guy
#39 - theruinedsage (12/13/2015) [-]
okay

Five guys then

This still proves jack shit
#40 - chiselbit (12/13/2015) [-]
YFW evidence proves nothing. Look away goy.
Thanks Shlomo.
#41 - theruinedsage (12/13/2015) [-]
>picture of people wearing coats with prints pretending to have any kind of authority is proof that the entirety of England is being invaded by radical islam

Sure, and the cold winter last year proves that global warming doesn't exist
Seriously, this is anti vaxer level evidence bias.
#43 - chiselbit (12/13/2015) [-]
I'm not going to bother responding beyond this point. I looked at your comment history. All you do is post contrarian shit to stir people up. 5/10 better than levvy
#45 - theruinedsage (12/13/2015) [-]
"I can't back my statements up with facts, so I'll call you a troll instead"

Classic /pol/.
#10 - mpghbombsaway (12/13/2015) [-]
There is hard evidence of people cheering during 9/11

London police statistics reveal that calls go almost entirely unanswered in certain areas

Those mayors can say whatever they like, the facts prove otherwise
#7 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
Boris Johnson (The Mayor of London) is a strong tory supporter and the tories have been denying the negative effects muslims have had on this country for years.

I promise you, what Trump says is right, but our politicians are too afraid to say so.
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