here's the greatest /b/ story I have ever read.

Anyone up for making this into a movie? I'll consider making pies of flies, and a giant jello-shot in a old disgusting tub if you finish!

The ending would have to change, audiences don't usually like their heroes ruining people's lives in petty revenge.

I want a movie made from this.

I agree.

A joke should never be retold, ever. Especially if it's a good one. I don't want to laugh TWICE, that would be TERRIBLE!

"Yes Pocket" move

It's just a commercial for some alcoholic beverage. I can't remember the name for the life of me. But just search 'P Diddy and Aziz Ansari smooth"

You mean ciroc? Yeah i looked it up and to my dissapointment it wasn't a movie :(

why are you being thumbed down?
I mean alienwares are alright, i used to have one but you can get way cheaper just as good stuff from other places. I ended up building my own and it was almost half the price and runs twice as fast as my friends alienware aurora

Did that bitch just take his money?!

No, she put his money on an envelope because it was windy.

Team player, I like that shit