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sandmansniper

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Date Signed Up:7/19/2011
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#6 - An unclean pussy smells like fish.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Mero: The Fish Out Of Water +2
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#7 - cheastnut (08/13/2015) [-]
that's not what I'm asking though.
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#8 - sandmansniper (08/13/2015) [-]
Ok, let me try to make it easier:

If you like the smell of fish, great.

If her pussy smells like fish, it is not clean, like she hasn't washed up.

SO If you go down on a girl, and smell fish, you might think it smells good, but it means her pussy is nasty, so don't stick your tongue in it.
#3 - She has a human stuck in her springtrap. 08/13/2015 on Damn that is tasty 0
#8 - Comment deleted 08/13/2015 on Religion of Peace +2
#6 - If satan looks like that, me too. 08/12/2015 on There is treatment. +6
#27 - Or is it "this is a slow game"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2015 on Baseball Compilation 1 +2
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#30 - datassman (08/12/2015) [-]
I think you're right
#18 - ************ MUSTANG BITCHES 08/12/2015 on Need for Speed Trailer... 0
#91 - Our NEW Bern is better than your OLD bern. 08/11/2015 on No Hilary 0
#23 - And **** it, throw sugars in too, because sugar phospha… 08/11/2015 on Education is a hell of a drug +2
#22 - Science isn't based on technicalities. Chromosomes are a meta-…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on Education is a hell of a drug +1
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#23 - sandmansniper (08/11/2015) [-]
And fuck it, throw sugars in too, because sugar phosphate backbone.
#17 - >DNA >Jumble of protein Son I am disappoint.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2015 on Education is a hell of a drug +11
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#20 - lardking (08/11/2015) [-]
DNA is wrapped around proteins called histones to create chromosomes
so it's technically correct
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#26 - jandude (08/11/2015) [-]
DNA is the molecule consisting of nucleotides, the histones are not a part of DNA, it's part of a nucleosome. Wrapping a noodle around a meatball doesn't make the noodle meat.
So it's technically incorrect
#22 - sandmansniper (08/11/2015) [-]
Science isn't based on technicalities. Chromosomes are a meta-structures, or complexes, that include DNA and proteins. That does not mean that DNA is a "jumble of proteins", it means that Chromosomes are a "jumble of proteins and DNA".

If we want to describe DNA, we could say it is a "jumble of nucleic acids" instead of proteins.
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#23 - sandmansniper (08/11/2015) [-]
And fuck it, throw sugars in too, because sugar phosphate backbone.
#251 - Bruh chill 08/11/2015 on Proper use of meme 0
#9 - Artists do that same thing, and they love to live alone. Sculp… 08/10/2015 on Falling in love +1
#52 - "incubate primary antibody for 2 hours at room temperatur… 08/10/2015 on (untitled) 0
#18 - I still have no idea how these two games fit together other th…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Warframe Comp +2
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#25 - elynichujy (08/10/2015) [-]
Well his name is Hayden Tenno.
And I think there was something about him becoming the first Excalibur later or some shit like that. Idk, it has been a while.
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#41 - sirmudkipz (08/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, He became the first known Excalibur, and I believe the Antagonist of the game was the first Nyx. And from there they started manufacturing these suits, and eventually I believe moved away from human pilots for the suits to just killing machines, the infested are the result of the virus from that game, and they even released a skin for Excalibur that looks exactly like his suit.
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#42 - elynichujy (08/10/2015) [-]
Oh hey, glad my memory serves me right. I used to play it on my older brother's PS4, cos I am a filthy console peasant who can't afford no fancy PC rig which I hafta update every 2-3 years. Nah. I mostly mained Ash or Ember Prime. I switched over to some other Warframe yet I cannot remember what it was. I remember the updates for PS4 version being like 5 updates behind, like last I remember was just getting those wolves you can raise and the ship update, also I remember just making that sword and shield which was fucking epic-looking.
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#43 - sirmudkipz (08/10/2015) [-]
I really want to get back into it, because I saw Limbo and he looks absolutely delightful, but I missed the Latron Vandal or Wraith whichever it was and that made me hella sad, Latron is my fave gun in it.
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#44 - elynichujy (08/10/2015) [-]
That was the semi-auto nail rifle, right? With puncture damage up the arse which did fuckloads of damage if used right?
#45 - sirmudkipz (08/10/2015) [-]
No that one is the Grakata, the Latron was the semi automatic battle rifle with a 15 round mag, and when modded correctly could one shot a lot of the Tower 3 Corrupted. Picture of Latron Prime included
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#46 - elynichujy (08/10/2015) [-]
Really? I always thought the Latron was the nail rifle, cos when I used it it pinned enemies to the wall like it fired bolts. I had so much fun with that game. Hopefully I'll get a PS4 soon so I can replay it.
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#47 - sirmudkipz (08/10/2015) [-]
OH! No the one you're thinking about is the Boltor, yes the Primed Latron is very similar in looks to the Boltor, and the Boltor does pin enemies to the wall, however it has a 60 round mag and due to firing needles has projectile drop. You need to aim above enemies to hit constant headshots! Another very incredible weapon in my books!
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#48 - elynichujy (08/10/2015) [-]
Yeah that was it! I had so much fun with that weapon. For some reason I did so much damage with it against infected. I always did loads of defense missions with it, got so much done. Or just using Ash's blade storm or whatever with full upgrades and standing up in the Derelict, where you jump up to the ledge and the only things that can hit you are those whip-arm fuckers. I ran up there, bladestormed twice then ran down asap to get energy orbs before rinse-repeating
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#49 - sirmudkipz (08/10/2015) [-]
I have good news for you my friend... If I'm reading this correctly, There is now an Ash Prime, as well as a Soma Prime.
#50 - elynichujy (08/10/2015) [-]
Oh fuck yes. About time for Ash Prime. I've waited so long for it. You got me excited now. Although I'm a little tipsy so yeah, thanks a lot haha.
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#51 - sirmudkipz (08/10/2015) [-]
I'm still waiting for my Banshee Prime Banshee is the coolest one I've ever used, because I like to stealth for as long as possible.
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#52 - elynichujy (08/10/2015) [-]
I only had 3 spaces for warframes. I think I had Ash, Ember Prime and I was building a Mirage I think. I never got to try out Banshee. I started playing right before they added Loki as a choice so I chose Mag, which helped out a lot with her ultimate skill cos that just killed waves and waves. What's Banshee like?
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#54 - sirmudkipz (08/10/2015) [-]
Banshee can make all enemies within a certain radius go deaf without realizing, and they can't hear your shots, she can also employ a type of sonar that reveals enemies nearby, and her ultimate ability is a large radius stun, if I recall correctly. and I started off with Excalibur because I really enjoyed Dark Sector
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#55 - elynichujy (08/10/2015) [-]
Ah that is pretty cool. I prefer more of the attacker types of Warframes though. I never liked supporting really. Or ones with long distance attacks. Although it did take me 2 weeks to realize that different swipes of the motion pad does different abilities. I was swiping an empty slot and it said I didn't have any abilities although I just put them in.
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#56 - sirmudkipz (08/10/2015) [-]
Due to a recent update, all abilities are automatically equipped, but unlocked and upgraded as you level... No more Aura at level 0 + equip a fully leveled ult.. Gotta wait til Level 30 for fully leveled ult -.-
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#57 - elynichujy (08/10/2015) [-]
That is shite. What the hell. I loved going and powerleveling with Auras. Hopefully the PS4 version is still way behind that.
#13 - I just felt all my anger leave me. Thank you ***** . 08/10/2015 on Streets of Whiterun +2
#43 - MMM YESS, TALK LAW AND READING COMPREHENSION TO THIS MOLECULAR…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Trump at the Roxbury +1
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#44 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
kek
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#51 - auronexplains (08/10/2015) [-]
Are they fucking retarded?
#41 - You still sound slutty.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Trump at the Roxbury +1
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#42 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Because I'm a 21 year old man who has slept with one person in my life, who is studying law and calling out dumb niggers on here? So sexy and slutty am I rite?
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#43 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
MMM YESS, TALK LAW AND READING COMPREHENSION TO THIS MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST YOU DIRTY DIRTY SLUT.
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#44 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
kek
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#51 - auronexplains (08/10/2015) [-]
Are they fucking retarded?
#39 - I will look at your profile, someone looks a little sluuuuuttttyyyy  [+] (6 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Trump at the Roxbury 0
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#40 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Hard to look slutty when I'm a 21 year old man with a beard. That isn't me, that is a Celebrity dumb fuck.
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#41 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
You still sound slutty.
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#42 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Because I'm a 21 year old man who has slept with one person in my life, who is studying law and calling out dumb niggers on here? So sexy and slutty am I rite?
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#43 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
MMM YESS, TALK LAW AND READING COMPREHENSION TO THIS MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST YOU DIRTY DIRTY SLUT.
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#44 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
kek
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#51 - auronexplains (08/10/2015) [-]
Are they fucking retarded?
#37 - No. Because I don't care.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2015 on Trump at the Roxbury 0
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#38 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Then why try to comment and say hes joking when he obviously isn't?
#35 - Christ you're a piece of work.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Trump at the Roxbury +1
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#36 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Christ you have no reading comprehension. He has his little retard debates on his page, look through his older comments on his profile.
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#39 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
I will look at your profile, someone looks a little sluuuuuttttyyyy
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#40 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Hard to look slutty when I'm a 21 year old man with a beard. That isn't me, that is a Celebrity dumb fuck.
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#41 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
You still sound slutty.
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#42 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Because I'm a 21 year old man who has slept with one person in my life, who is studying law and calling out dumb niggers on here? So sexy and slutty am I rite?
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#43 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
MMM YESS, TALK LAW AND READING COMPREHENSION TO THIS MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST YOU DIRTY DIRTY SLUT.
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#44 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
kek
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#51 - auronexplains (08/10/2015) [-]
Are they fucking retarded?
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#37 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
No. Because I don't care.
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#38 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Then why try to comment and say hes joking when he obviously isn't?
#32 - I think you both should just shut up. You are embarrassing yourselves. 08/10/2015 on Trump at the Roxbury +2
#31 - I think you both should just shut up. You are embarrassing yourselves.  [+] (12 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Trump at the Roxbury +1
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#34 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
I'm stating facts, hes stating retarded incorrect statements.

He seriously believes the fucking retarded nonsense he is spouting if you look into his previous comments on his page.
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#35 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
Christ you're a piece of work.
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#36 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Christ you have no reading comprehension. He has his little retard debates on his page, look through his older comments on his profile.
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#39 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
I will look at your profile, someone looks a little sluuuuuttttyyyy
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#40 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Hard to look slutty when I'm a 21 year old man with a beard. That isn't me, that is a Celebrity dumb fuck.
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#41 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
You still sound slutty.
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#42 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Because I'm a 21 year old man who has slept with one person in my life, who is studying law and calling out dumb niggers on here? So sexy and slutty am I rite?
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#43 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
MMM YESS, TALK LAW AND READING COMPREHENSION TO THIS MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST YOU DIRTY DIRTY SLUT.
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#44 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
kek
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#51 - auronexplains (08/10/2015) [-]
Are they fucking retarded?
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#37 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
No. Because I don't care.
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#38 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Then why try to comment and say hes joking when he obviously isn't?
#27 - Your inability to recognize a joke is unknown to me.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Trump at the Roxbury 0
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#30 - darktoucan (08/10/2015) [-]
summerfags man, this is the worst part about summer.
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#33 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
>summerfag
>has been an active member of Funnyjunk for over 6 years now and is on everyday.

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#32 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
I think you both should just shut up. You are embarrassing yourselves.
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#29 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Really? His PMs are not a joke, plus go through is previous comments on his page, he seriously believes his own retarded statements.
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#31 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
I think you both should just shut up. You are embarrassing yourselves.
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#34 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
I'm stating facts, hes stating retarded incorrect statements.

He seriously believes the fucking retarded nonsense he is spouting if you look into his previous comments on his page.
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#35 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
Christ you're a piece of work.
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#36 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Christ you have no reading comprehension. He has his little retard debates on his page, look through his older comments on his profile.
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#39 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
I will look at your profile, someone looks a little sluuuuuttttyyyy
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#40 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Hard to look slutty when I'm a 21 year old man with a beard. That isn't me, that is a Celebrity dumb fuck.
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#41 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
You still sound slutty.
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#42 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Because I'm a 21 year old man who has slept with one person in my life, who is studying law and calling out dumb niggers on here? So sexy and slutty am I rite?
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#43 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
MMM YESS, TALK LAW AND READING COMPREHENSION TO THIS MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST YOU DIRTY DIRTY SLUT.
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#44 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
kek
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#51 - auronexplains (08/10/2015) [-]
Are they fucking retarded?
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#37 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
No. Because I don't care.
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#38 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Then why try to comment and say hes joking when he obviously isn't?
#24 - You have some serious anger issues.  [+] (19 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Trump at the Roxbury +1
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#26 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
He has some serious intelligence issues if he honestly thinks that the President controls anything except for signing the CONGRESS Passed taxes/budgets/bills.
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#27 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
Your inability to recognize a joke is unknown to me.
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#30 - darktoucan (08/10/2015) [-]
summerfags man, this is the worst part about summer.
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#33 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
>summerfag
>has been an active member of Funnyjunk for over 6 years now and is on everyday.

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#32 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
I think you both should just shut up. You are embarrassing yourselves.
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#29 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Really? His PMs are not a joke, plus go through is previous comments on his page, he seriously believes his own retarded statements.
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#31 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
I think you both should just shut up. You are embarrassing yourselves.
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#34 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
I'm stating facts, hes stating retarded incorrect statements.

He seriously believes the fucking retarded nonsense he is spouting if you look into his previous comments on his page.
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#35 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
Christ you're a piece of work.
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#36 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Christ you have no reading comprehension. He has his little retard debates on his page, look through his older comments on his profile.
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#39 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
I will look at your profile, someone looks a little sluuuuuttttyyyy
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#40 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Hard to look slutty when I'm a 21 year old man with a beard. That isn't me, that is a Celebrity dumb fuck.
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#41 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
You still sound slutty.
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#42 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Because I'm a 21 year old man who has slept with one person in my life, who is studying law and calling out dumb niggers on here? So sexy and slutty am I rite?
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#43 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
MMM YESS, TALK LAW AND READING COMPREHENSION TO THIS MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST YOU DIRTY DIRTY SLUT.
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#44 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
kek
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#51 - auronexplains (08/10/2015) [-]
Are they fucking retarded?
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#37 - sandmansniper (08/10/2015) [-]
No. Because I don't care.
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#38 - iatedub (08/10/2015) [-]
Then why try to comment and say hes joking when he obviously isn't?
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