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sandmansniper

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Date Signed Up:7/19/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#5 - You stupid **** . 10/01/2015 on I found a site that stole... +1
#15 - Fair enough. Still **** tho. 10/01/2015 on ICarly 0
#12 - You're not missing anything. It's **** . No prob bruh. 10/01/2015 on ICarly +3
#10 - Disney TV show.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2015 on ICarly 0
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#14 - MrDrProfessor (10/01/2015) [-]
Nickelodeon not Disney
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#15 - sandmansniper (10/01/2015) [-]
Fair enough.

Still shit tho.
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#11 - nithorry (10/01/2015) [-]
oh...i don't have that channel here in Engand.

Thanks though
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#12 - sandmansniper (10/01/2015) [-]
You're not missing anything. It's shit.

No prob bruh.
#261 - It's ok little ***** . 09/29/2015 on He's Trying to Paint Her... 0
#174 - "yet it's gotten more appreciation than in 5 minutes of … 09/29/2015 on STOP PLAYING THE CLICKING GAME 0
#257 - I'm well aware of the person in the video. The person in the p…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2015 on He's Trying to Paint Her... 0
#260 - youregaylol (09/29/2015) [-]
I misread your comment.

I am the dumb dumb.
#261 - sandmansniper (09/29/2015) [-]
It's ok little nigga.
#240 - >looks at the hillbilly in picture >looks at your vi…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2015 on He's Trying to Paint Her... 0
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#242 - youregaylol (09/29/2015) [-]
Thats Charles Manson, dumb dumb.
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#257 - sandmansniper (09/29/2015) [-]
I'm well aware of the person in the video. The person in the picture isn't. Right? Am I nuts?
#260 - youregaylol (09/29/2015) [-]
I misread your comment.

I am the dumb dumb.
#261 - sandmansniper (09/29/2015) [-]
It's ok little nigga.
#90 - It does happen. I know there have been players paralyzed, brok…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2015 on Bitches in Soccer +1
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#91 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Aye. Injury is part of the game, can happen in almost every sport (well, by other players, anyone can trip and hurt themselves on their own).
#87 - There are rules to tackling that everyone is supposed to follo…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Bitches in Soccer +1
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#89 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, no doubt about that - I'd gun for the QB as well, a great QB is a great boon to the team and an annoyance to the opposing team. Getting the wind knocked out of you is really tiresome, I would personally hate the feeling if I caused someone serious injury, like career ending injury though.
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#90 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
It does happen. I know there have been players paralyzed, broken, and even killed.
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#91 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Aye. Injury is part of the game, can happen in almost every sport (well, by other players, anyone can trip and hurt themselves on their own).
#82 - Well it feels like that. But all the force is applied through …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Bitches in Soccer +1
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#86 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Really? Still though, it could do some serious harm with big players like yourself without the armour on. Thus, I do not understand why some bitch about it.

I have seen some pretty sick tackles where the guy was flung like a rag-doll, do you learn how to "tackle them safely", as to avoid causing injury?
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#87 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
There are rules to tackling that everyone is supposed to follow, but most try to get around it. The harder you hit them the more exhausted they get, and the shitter they play. You better believe if the Quaterback runs the ball he will get fucked up by the defensive line.
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#89 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, no doubt about that - I'd gun for the QB as well, a great QB is a great boon to the team and an annoyance to the opposing team. Getting the wind knocked out of you is really tiresome, I would personally hate the feeling if I caused someone serious injury, like career ending injury though.
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#90 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
It does happen. I know there have been players paralyzed, broken, and even killed.
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#91 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Aye. Injury is part of the game, can happen in almost every sport (well, by other players, anyone can trip and hurt themselves on their own).
#77 - Imagine being hit by an armored truck. Been there. Not fun. …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Bitches in Soccer +1
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#80 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Been hit by a car though, hit 'n run.

Yeah, due to my still on-going phys. rehab after the incident^, I put a lot of stock in safety first. What's the point of getting hurt if you can avoid it, and I agree - pretty badass armour, I also like the under-armour, it feels fantastic (great during winter for work outs).

"You are a big guy."
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#82 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
Well it feels like that. But all the force is applied through the hands.
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#86 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Really? Still though, it could do some serious harm with big players like yourself without the armour on. Thus, I do not understand why some bitch about it.

I have seen some pretty sick tackles where the guy was flung like a rag-doll, do you learn how to "tackle them safely", as to avoid causing injury?
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#87 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
There are rules to tackling that everyone is supposed to follow, but most try to get around it. The harder you hit them the more exhausted they get, and the shitter they play. You better believe if the Quaterback runs the ball he will get fucked up by the defensive line.
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#89 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, no doubt about that - I'd gun for the QB as well, a great QB is a great boon to the team and an annoyance to the opposing team. Getting the wind knocked out of you is really tiresome, I would personally hate the feeling if I caused someone serious injury, like career ending injury though.
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#90 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
It does happen. I know there have been players paralyzed, broken, and even killed.
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#91 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Aye. Injury is part of the game, can happen in almost every sport (well, by other players, anyone can trip and hurt themselves on their own).
#73 - >Calls Americans Dumb >Plays full contact sport with… 09/28/2015 on Bitches in Soccer +4
#69 - There is a kick off after every touchdown. At half time. At th…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Bitches in Soccer +1
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#72 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Oh, that actually helps. Cool, thanks for the reply. I've always liked it, never understood the "it's rugby for pussies" shit, sure, you put on armour, but all that padding and extra weight makes every tackle and clash knock the wind out of you (or I'd reckon, never been tackled by a linebacker).
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#77 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
Imagine being hit by an armored truck. Been there. Not fun.

The point of the armor is simply safety. Our players live on to play more games. Non-armored ones end up seriously hurt. Call us a pussy or not, we don't care. Ya know? Plus, the armor looks cool as fuck. Made me look like a fucking tank.

6'6" 230 master race.
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#80 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Been hit by a car though, hit 'n run.

Yeah, due to my still on-going phys. rehab after the incident^, I put a lot of stock in safety first. What's the point of getting hurt if you can avoid it, and I agree - pretty badass armour, I also like the under-armour, it feels fantastic (great during winter for work outs).

"You are a big guy."
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#82 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
Well it feels like that. But all the force is applied through the hands.
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#86 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Really? Still though, it could do some serious harm with big players like yourself without the armour on. Thus, I do not understand why some bitch about it.

I have seen some pretty sick tackles where the guy was flung like a rag-doll, do you learn how to "tackle them safely", as to avoid causing injury?
User avatar
#87 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
There are rules to tackling that everyone is supposed to follow, but most try to get around it. The harder you hit them the more exhausted they get, and the shitter they play. You better believe if the Quaterback runs the ball he will get fucked up by the defensive line.
User avatar
#89 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, no doubt about that - I'd gun for the QB as well, a great QB is a great boon to the team and an annoyance to the opposing team. Getting the wind knocked out of you is really tiresome, I would personally hate the feeling if I caused someone serious injury, like career ending injury though.
User avatar
#90 - sandmansniper (09/28/2015) [-]
It does happen. I know there have been players paralyzed, broken, and even killed.
User avatar
#91 - smaaen (09/28/2015) [-]
Aye. Injury is part of the game, can happen in almost every sport (well, by other players, anyone can trip and hurt themselves on their own).
#14 - Christ you're stupid. 09/25/2015 on Fun Facts to Know and Tell +1
#25 - Well, I mean, this was late 90's early 2000's soooo, everythin… 09/25/2015 on WMP Skins +3
#10 - **sandmansniper used "*roll picture*"** **sandmansniper rol… 09/25/2015 on Robert Downey Jr's Facebook +3
#52 - Literally just told you to add weight to increase strength. Or… 09/25/2015 on Meanwhile in Zimbabwe 0
#50 - Yes. Vertical. How is it not common sense that if you…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2015 on Meanwhile in Zimbabwe 0
#51 - hurzg (09/25/2015) [-]
Dude, I wasn't being serious. Of course I can jump like 30 times or so, but It won't increase my strength but the cardio. More biological sense, it would increase the stored glicogen in the muscle cells. You need to do different stuff to increase strength.
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#52 - sandmansniper (09/25/2015) [-]
Literally just told you to add weight to increase strength. Orrrrr, go to the gym. Increase leg strength.
#39 - Aren't better liars, just more charming. Soooo, they are bette… 09/25/2015 on DYK Comp #98 +4
#48 - You. ******* . Jump. And. Make. Your. Legs. Strong. Enou…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2015 on Meanwhile in Zimbabwe 0
#49 - hurzg (09/25/2015) [-]
You mean vertical?
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#50 - sandmansniper (09/25/2015) [-]
Yes. Vertical.

How is it not common sense that if you want to do something better, you continuously do it, and slowly over time add something that makes it difficult. Like weight.

Or are youthat dense?
#51 - hurzg (09/25/2015) [-]
Dude, I wasn't being serious. Of course I can jump like 30 times or so, but It won't increase my strength but the cardio. More biological sense, it would increase the stored glicogen in the muscle cells. You need to do different stuff to increase strength.
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#52 - sandmansniper (09/25/2015) [-]
Literally just told you to add weight to increase strength. Orrrrr, go to the gym. Increase leg strength.
#46 - Jumping.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2015 on Meanwhile in Zimbabwe +1
#47 - hurzg (09/25/2015) [-]
How do I fucking jump more than my height?
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#48 - sandmansniper (09/25/2015) [-]
You. Fucking. Jump. And. Make. Your. Legs. Strong. Enough. To. Push. Your. Fat. Ass. Higher. Than. Your. Body.
#49 - hurzg (09/25/2015) [-]
You mean vertical?
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#50 - sandmansniper (09/25/2015) [-]
Yes. Vertical.

How is it not common sense that if you want to do something better, you continuously do it, and slowly over time add something that makes it difficult. Like weight.

Or are youthat dense?
#51 - hurzg (09/25/2015) [-]
Dude, I wasn't being serious. Of course I can jump like 30 times or so, but It won't increase my strength but the cardio. More biological sense, it would increase the stored glicogen in the muscle cells. You need to do different stuff to increase strength.
User avatar
#52 - sandmansniper (09/25/2015) [-]
Literally just told you to add weight to increase strength. Orrrrr, go to the gym. Increase leg strength.
#44 - I like the way yer purdy mouth talks boy. 09/24/2015 on Shaping a Hot Crystal +8
#12 - ***** what? 09/23/2015 on #Roasted +9
#2 - **sandmansniper used "*roll picture*"** **sandmansniper rol…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2015 on Let me love you. No +3
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#5 - vegeta (09/23/2015) [-]
kind of a good roll
#19 - vegasstoner (09/23/2015) [-]
why because it's yellow?
#12 - kingpixels (09/23/2015) [-]
**kingpixels used "*roll picture*"**
**kingpixels rolled image** no its not...
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#21 - vegeta (09/23/2015) [-]
except it is. teia? fro yugioh is multi national as well as the others.
yellow man reffers to that big yellow fucking wig thing yugi has going on.

it only makes sense to people who watched yugioh... which I guess is only me.
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#28 - aejann (09/23/2015) [-]
lol scrub, you're grasping at straws. Yugi's hair is mostly purple and black, with only yellow streaks, and Téa is nowhere near "mixed".

And I did watch Yugioh. It was the bomb.
#33 - kingpixels (09/23/2015) [-]
**kingpixels used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**kingpixels rolls Yes definitely** you sir are right and i give you this updoot may you have strong bones for the rest of your life

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