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sandmansniper

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Date Signed Up:7/19/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#6 - Drag Racing: Going as fast as you can as quickly as you can …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2015 on Faces of Addiction -11
#35 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
NASCAR actually requires a much higher degree of precision than stuff like Formula 1. If you expect to win, those left turns had better be perfect. It's like the difference between a three-gun competition and a 1000 meter precision shooting competition.
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#36 - sandmansniper (10/15/2015) [-]
Update: Everyone gets butt hurt.
#31 - adr (10/15/2015) [-]
What's that? I thought I heard some wrong opinions. There is an amazing level of engineering that goes into these cars to get them to maintain those speeds for so long and by building of an ancient platform. That's what is amazing about it.
#33 - sandmansniper (10/15/2015) [-]
It's a joke you stiff prick.
#58 - U mad m8? 10/15/2015 on giant bottle filled with... 0
#10 - Hyuk Hyuk, math shortcut jokes. 10/14/2015 on That's what friends are for +2
#23 - A women's studies major would call it the Woosh Patriarchy.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2015 on giant bottle filled with... +2
#38 - tehfalconguy (10/14/2015) [-]
"hurr hurr feminism"
#58 - sandmansniper (10/15/2015) [-]
U mad m8?
#45 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
Jim Carrey's mastery of facial expressions never ceases to amaze me. That seamless transition from "Hey, let's grab a beer later!" to "I'm absolutely disgusted with you."
#3 - Definitely a scientist. You can tel because it is named the Wo…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2015 on giant bottle filled with... +174
#43 - thrifty (10/14/2015) [-]
Barking Dog best woosh sound.
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#20 - ToshiTheTree (10/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, an engineer would call it the "Woosh Reactor."
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#23 - sandmansniper (10/14/2015) [-]
A women's studies major would call it the Woosh Patriarchy.
#38 - tehfalconguy (10/14/2015) [-]
"hurr hurr feminism"
#58 - sandmansniper (10/15/2015) [-]
U mad m8?
#45 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
Jim Carrey's mastery of facial expressions never ceases to amaze me. That seamless transition from "Hey, let's grab a beer later!" to "I'm absolutely disgusted with you."
#30 - >Grab Luffy >Throw in the water >RIP in Peace. 10/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#34 - Dude. 10/13/2015 on Iceland 0
#33 - You can reserve the seat and not pay for it.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on Iceland 0
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#75 - galahads (10/13/2015) [-]
Free events requiring you to reserve a spot is a fairly common thing dude. It is what happened here, this is an old story on the net.
#28 - The tickets were free.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2015 on Iceland 0
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#32 - roflstorm (10/13/2015) [-]
Can't buy something that's free, dude
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#44 - samoaspider (10/13/2015) [-]
the guy who tweeted it wrote it oddly - the protestors reserved all the free seats
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#34 - sandmansniper (10/13/2015) [-]
Dude.
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#33 - sandmansniper (10/13/2015) [-]
You can reserve the seat and not pay for it.
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#75 - galahads (10/13/2015) [-]
Free events requiring you to reserve a spot is a fairly common thing dude. It is what happened here, this is an old story on the net.
#73 - I see I see. **** for me while you're there. 10/09/2015 on Ainz 0
#70 - Bring it on *********  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Ainz 0
#72 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
meh im just gonna go shit and then jerk ff
#73 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
I see I see. Shit for me while you're there.
#67 - I'll put it right in da pooper m8-O. Pic related, yfw  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Ainz 0
#68 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
you will see your life flash before you on a loop
#70 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
Bring it on shitstick
#72 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
meh im just gonna go shit and then jerk ff
#73 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
I see I see. Shit for me while you're there.
#64 - You tryin' a' be a smart ass son?!  [+] (6 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Ainz 0
#65 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
always
#67 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
I'll put it right in da pooper m8-O.

Pic related, yfw
#68 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
you will see your life flash before you on a loop
#70 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
Bring it on shitstick
#72 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
meh im just gonna go shit and then jerk ff
#73 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
I see I see. Shit for me while you're there.
#170 - yisss 10/09/2015 on Roll for our new President +2
#166 - **sandmansniper used "*roll picture*"** **sandmansniper rol… 10/09/2015 on Roll for our new President 0
#17 - Yeap. Broke her right in half.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/08/2015 on Ainz +34
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#60 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
oh snap
#64 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
You tryin' a' be a smart ass son?!
#65 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
always
#67 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
I'll put it right in da pooper m8-O.

Pic related, yfw
#68 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
you will see your life flash before you on a loop
#70 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
Bring it on shitstick
#72 - alcoholicsemen (10/09/2015) [-]
meh im just gonna go shit and then jerk ff
#73 - sandmansniper (10/09/2015) [-]
I see I see. Shit for me while you're there.
#24 - Comment deleted 10/07/2015 on (untitled) 0
#7 - Students Vs. Senior scientists.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2015 on (untitled) +183
#18 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
the students are just studying and the scientist has moved beyond this level and instead wishes to FEEL it's effects to fully understand it?
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#20 - elcreepo (10/07/2015) [-]
This could just be a routine field exercise.

They wear biohazard suits to avoid contaminating any bacteria they're searching for or being contaminated. They probably are looking for something minor like salmonella, and the professor's only in danger if he rubs his hands around in the ground and then licks them.

They could be handling dung and since he's just watching, he's safe, or for all we know he doesn't really see a threat in the dung.

Senior scientists know their shit, and if it looks like young people in biohazard suits while the old guy is wearing casual clothes, chances are there's nothing serious going down but the kids need practice getting into, wearing and using their gear out in the field.
#11 - Pretty sure none of us in North Carolina like it either, you w… 10/06/2015 on We drift away from God's... 0
#6 - And minecraft would still lag.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2015 on shit... +81
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#17 - warioteam (10/07/2015) [-]
you joke but I can almost see that happening
fucking mojang using shitty java, when anything else would be better
#33 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
It's not Java, I forgot the name of the project but they borrowed my code for indexing blocks and converting it to Java (which basically, a flat array and no constant deallocation), and the end result achieved 60fps with about 128 visible chunks, and 512 updating chunks, on mediocre hardware.
#34 - Comment deleted 10/06/2015 on FJ Giveaway: Highest 6... 0
#33 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2015 on FJ Giveaway: Highest 6... 0
#34 - sandmansniper Comment deleted by sandmansniper
#8 - Enjoy, bitch 10/06/2015 on Help! 0
#81 - I think you had a stroke mate. 10/05/2015 on Romantic 0
#147 - **sandmansniper used "*roll picture*"** **sandmansniper rol… 10/03/2015 on 9 SPOOKY 5 ADMIN 0

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