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#196 - You too man 07/26/2015 on sexy +1
#2 - Pepsi. 07/26/2015 on Richard forgets to wear a... +21
#137 - I can see and understand that. I just don't enjoy that it is a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2015 on sexy +1
#194 - frijoles (07/26/2015) [-]
honestly man, let them think what they want. I know what you mean. I try to keep my speed racer side to clear roads too. It's hard to understand car culture from the outside looking in. But you enjoy it and as long as you ain't stepping on no ones toes, that's all that matters. Safe motoring brother!
#196 - sandmansniper (07/26/2015) [-]
You too man
#134 - Don't they all. lol. I had a white 93 fox with a 5.0…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on sexy +1
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#136 - notblindguy (07/25/2015) [-]
fuckin awesome man they are nasty
#131 - >Saw roush >came 07/25/2015 on sexy +1
#130 - Whoa nelly.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2015 on sexy +1
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#132 - notblindguy (07/25/2015) [-]
She's a moody bitch but she loves it when you have an open highway
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#134 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
Don't they all. lol.

I had a white 93 fox with a 5.0 in it. That bitch was nasty.
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#136 - notblindguy (07/25/2015) [-]
fuckin awesome man they are nasty
#129 - The issue is that a ton of rednecks own these things and think…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2015 on sexy 0
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#135 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
I can agree for the most part there.

Like the guys with giant-ass pickups (which they don't actually use for hauling, or like, you know, work) that have smoke stacks. Downshifting and blowing exhaust everywhere.

But, generally, and maybe you personally don't fall into the same category, but yes, a lot of the people with Mustangs tend to drive like piss-ants.
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#137 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
I can see and understand that. I just don't enjoy that it is a common idea. I've gotten shit for it before.
#194 - frijoles (07/26/2015) [-]
honestly man, let them think what they want. I know what you mean. I try to keep my speed racer side to clear roads too. It's hard to understand car culture from the outside looking in. But you enjoy it and as long as you ain't stepping on no ones toes, that's all that matters. Safe motoring brother!
#196 - sandmansniper (07/26/2015) [-]
You too man
#125 - Revving, yes, speeding, not really. I only speed in areas I kn…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2015 on sexy 0
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#126 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
I'll go ahead and stand by my original statement then.

I'm not sure why, but this model of car above all other seems to attract douchey (sp?) driving.
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#129 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
The issue is that a ton of rednecks own these things and think they are the kings. I don't intentionally drive like a piss-ant. I just enjoy my car, it's that simple.

The fact of the matter is that if you give those people any other vehicle (saaayyy an f-250, or a Tacoma), they will still drive like asses, it's the driver, not the car.
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#135 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
I can agree for the most part there.

Like the guys with giant-ass pickups (which they don't actually use for hauling, or like, you know, work) that have smoke stacks. Downshifting and blowing exhaust everywhere.

But, generally, and maybe you personally don't fall into the same category, but yes, a lot of the people with Mustangs tend to drive like piss-ants.
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#137 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
I can see and understand that. I just don't enjoy that it is a common idea. I've gotten shit for it before.
#194 - frijoles (07/26/2015) [-]
honestly man, let them think what they want. I know what you mean. I try to keep my speed racer side to clear roads too. It's hard to understand car culture from the outside looking in. But you enjoy it and as long as you ain't stepping on no ones toes, that's all that matters. Safe motoring brother!
#196 - sandmansniper (07/26/2015) [-]
You too man
#122 - You don't talk to the right ones then.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2015 on sexy 0
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#123 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
Fair enough.

Do you like to rev your engine constantly though? Or randomly speed across lanes without signalling?
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#125 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
Revving, yes, speeding, not really. I only speed in areas I know really well, outside the city limits.

I can give a quit reasoning to the revving. I worked my ass off at a shit job to buy a nice borla exhaust, just for the sound, because fuck stock. I just enjoy the sound of it. I won't do it at a stop, but when I am slowing down I give it a little jump when I take it out of gear.
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#126 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
I'll go ahead and stand by my original statement then.

I'm not sure why, but this model of car above all other seems to attract douchey (sp?) driving.
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#129 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
The issue is that a ton of rednecks own these things and think they are the kings. I don't intentionally drive like a piss-ant. I just enjoy my car, it's that simple.

The fact of the matter is that if you give those people any other vehicle (saaayyy an f-250, or a Tacoma), they will still drive like asses, it's the driver, not the car.
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#135 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
I can agree for the most part there.

Like the guys with giant-ass pickups (which they don't actually use for hauling, or like, you know, work) that have smoke stacks. Downshifting and blowing exhaust everywhere.

But, generally, and maybe you personally don't fall into the same category, but yes, a lot of the people with Mustangs tend to drive like piss-ants.
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#137 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
I can see and understand that. I just don't enjoy that it is a common idea. I've gotten shit for it before.
#194 - frijoles (07/26/2015) [-]
honestly man, let them think what they want. I know what you mean. I try to keep my speed racer side to clear roads too. It's hard to understand car culture from the outside looking in. But you enjoy it and as long as you ain't stepping on no ones toes, that's all that matters. Safe motoring brother!
#196 - sandmansniper (07/26/2015) [-]
You too man
#76 - Hello Dodger, this is Shiela  [+] (17 new replies) 07/25/2015 on sexy +1
#128 - notblindguy (07/25/2015) [-]
Hello Shiela, meet Danielle
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#176 - beltrami (07/25/2015) [-]
got a brighter picture?
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#131 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
>Saw roush
>came
#130 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
Whoa nelly.
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#132 - notblindguy (07/25/2015) [-]
She's a moody bitch but she loves it when you have an open highway
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#134 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
Don't they all. lol.

I had a white 93 fox with a 5.0 in it. That bitch was nasty.
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#136 - notblindguy (07/25/2015) [-]
fuckin awesome man they are nasty
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#121 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
I've never met a person who drives a Mustang who isn't a raging douchebag.
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#122 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
You don't talk to the right ones then.
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#123 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
Fair enough.

Do you like to rev your engine constantly though? Or randomly speed across lanes without signalling?
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#125 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
Revving, yes, speeding, not really. I only speed in areas I know really well, outside the city limits.

I can give a quit reasoning to the revving. I worked my ass off at a shit job to buy a nice borla exhaust, just for the sound, because fuck stock. I just enjoy the sound of it. I won't do it at a stop, but when I am slowing down I give it a little jump when I take it out of gear.
User avatar
#126 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
I'll go ahead and stand by my original statement then.

I'm not sure why, but this model of car above all other seems to attract douchey (sp?) driving.
User avatar
#129 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
The issue is that a ton of rednecks own these things and think they are the kings. I don't intentionally drive like a piss-ant. I just enjoy my car, it's that simple.

The fact of the matter is that if you give those people any other vehicle (saaayyy an f-250, or a Tacoma), they will still drive like asses, it's the driver, not the car.
User avatar
#135 - gentlemanbastard (07/25/2015) [-]
I can agree for the most part there.

Like the guys with giant-ass pickups (which they don't actually use for hauling, or like, you know, work) that have smoke stacks. Downshifting and blowing exhaust everywhere.

But, generally, and maybe you personally don't fall into the same category, but yes, a lot of the people with Mustangs tend to drive like piss-ants.
User avatar
#137 - sandmansniper (07/25/2015) [-]
I can see and understand that. I just don't enjoy that it is a common idea. I've gotten shit for it before.
#194 - frijoles (07/26/2015) [-]
honestly man, let them think what they want. I know what you mean. I try to keep my speed racer side to clear roads too. It's hard to understand car culture from the outside looking in. But you enjoy it and as long as you ain't stepping on no ones toes, that's all that matters. Safe motoring brother!
#196 - sandmansniper (07/26/2015) [-]
You too man
#75 - Meet Shiela 07/25/2015 on sexy -1
#31 - Because the second guy said there was NO culture in america. L…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Fresh from /int/ +3
#32 - ayumu (07/24/2015) [-]
Shit
#7 - Thx m8-o  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Best dubbing is the best 0
#8 - MDrDeathC (07/24/2015) [-]
Sure thing, dude.

If you haven't given it a shot yet, you should also consider watching K-On!
K-On!! - Girls in Wonderland
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#10 - frenzyhero (07/24/2015) [-]
Comparing Haruhi to fucking KOn is essentially a sin.

Nothing is as bad as KOn
#16 - MDrDeathC (07/24/2015) [-]
The only reason he showed interest in Haruhi was the music. That's what the comparison was between.

K-On! Is pretty good. I enjoyed it more than Haruhi despite Haruhi having a better premise. Haruhi isn't as fun to watch for me personally, but that's just personal taste. Moeshit is easily consumable. Easily the best part of Haruhi was the movie.

Fuck endless 8 forever, and I'm sure that's universal.

Short version: They're both good in different ways, but The only draw this guy has is the music right now. Wanna see a show about cute girls doing cute things with great music? K-On. Want one good musical number, 25% awesome 75% serviceable story that tries to just get you to the next awesome thing? Haruhi.
#12 - I swear people in my state are so stupid.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Where's Chief Brody? +4
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#13 - yoursandwitch (07/24/2015) [-]
Being from NC sometime can make you wish for a 2nd ice age. I'm for spencer, nc
#5 - ..B...but what was the first song..  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Best dubbing is the best 0
#6 - MDrDeathC (07/24/2015) [-]
It was from Haruhi Suzumiyah.
涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱 - God knows HD - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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#7 - sandmansniper (07/24/2015) [-]
Thx m8-o
#8 - MDrDeathC (07/24/2015) [-]
Sure thing, dude.

If you haven't given it a shot yet, you should also consider watching K-On!
K-On!! - Girls in Wonderland
User avatar
#10 - frenzyhero (07/24/2015) [-]
Comparing Haruhi to fucking KOn is essentially a sin.

Nothing is as bad as KOn
#16 - MDrDeathC (07/24/2015) [-]
The only reason he showed interest in Haruhi was the music. That's what the comparison was between.

K-On! Is pretty good. I enjoyed it more than Haruhi despite Haruhi having a better premise. Haruhi isn't as fun to watch for me personally, but that's just personal taste. Moeshit is easily consumable. Easily the best part of Haruhi was the movie.

Fuck endless 8 forever, and I'm sure that's universal.

Short version: They're both good in different ways, but The only draw this guy has is the music right now. Wanna see a show about cute girls doing cute things with great music? K-On. Want one good musical number, 25% awesome 75% serviceable story that tries to just get you to the next awesome thing? Haruhi.
#33 - The little smacking sound at the end is my favorite part. 07/23/2015 on The singer has a good voice 0
#104 - Herp, duh. 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
#102 - **** yeah she was. Ann right along with her. 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
#100 - I don't remember that. Probably time I revisit FoMT  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
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#103 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
i meant the grandma

karen doesn't do much at all really
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#104 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Herp, duh.
#98 - Karen in 64 has more personality. Also the witch was Elli's gr…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
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#99 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
she's just old in FoMT, doesn't do much other than sit there and complain about how cold and dying she is
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#100 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't remember that. Probably time I revisit FoMT
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#103 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
i meant the grandma

karen doesn't do much at all really
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#104 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Herp, duh.
#97 - Oh I've played them all. It's just that I default to 64 since …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
#101 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
At least we can both agree popuri is shit tier
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#102 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah she was. Ann right along with her.
#94 - ***** we aren't even talking about the same HM. I'm thi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
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#96 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
try the GBA one
it's real good
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#97 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh I've played them all. It's just that I default to 64 since it was my first.
#101 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
At least we can both agree popuri is shit tier
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#102 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah she was. Ann right along with her.
#93 - ******* Elli loses love because some old ****** …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
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#95 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
I only played the FoMT so there's no witch in there
and karen just doesn't do jack other than whine

i think we should just stay friends
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#98 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Karen in 64 has more personality. Also the witch was Elli's grandmother, she was a nice lady, but she has a chance to die on a festival day, which lowers the heart rating of elli.
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#99 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
she's just old in FoMT, doesn't do much other than sit there and complain about how cold and dying she is
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#100 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't remember that. Probably time I revisit FoMT
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#103 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
i meant the grandma

karen doesn't do much at all really
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#104 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Herp, duh.
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#94 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Nigga we aren't even talking about the same HM. I'm thinking HM 64.
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#96 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
try the GBA one
it's real good
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#97 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh I've played them all. It's just that I default to 64 since it was my first.
#101 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
At least we can both agree popuri is shit tier
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#102 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah she was. Ann right along with her.
#88 - Have you ever married her? Best wife ever. Elli? ****** …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
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#89 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
Elli's a fuckin' nurse, she's saving lives.
Meanwhile karen you just throw french fries in her face 'till she blows you.
She's the loose hoe of the choices.
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#90 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
Also she's a whiny bitch.
Elli takes care of her god damn brother, she's responsible as fuck. You couldn't trust karen to keep from tripping falling cunt first on a black cock because her daddy didn't love her enough.
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#91 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
tripping and falling*
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#93 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fucking Elli loses love because some old fuckin witch dies. Fuck that shit. Karen is a woman who knows how to hold her drink.

Also, if you use french fries, you're a dipshit, the dog works just fine.

Tard.

JK love you lets make a multiplayer harvest moon together
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#95 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
I only played the FoMT so there's no witch in there
and karen just doesn't do jack other than whine

i think we should just stay friends
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#98 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Karen in 64 has more personality. Also the witch was Elli's grandmother, she was a nice lady, but she has a chance to die on a festival day, which lowers the heart rating of elli.
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#99 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
she's just old in FoMT, doesn't do much other than sit there and complain about how cold and dying she is
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#100 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't remember that. Probably time I revisit FoMT
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#103 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
i meant the grandma

karen doesn't do much at all really
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#104 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Herp, duh.
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#94 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Nigga we aren't even talking about the same HM. I'm thinking HM 64.
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#96 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
try the GBA one
it's real good
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#97 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh I've played them all. It's just that I default to 64 since it was my first.
#101 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
At least we can both agree popuri is shit tier
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#102 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah she was. Ann right along with her.
#86 - Elli Is worse than Karen, period.  [+] (17 new replies) 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
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#87 - novus (07/23/2015) [-]
Karen the bitter drunk who hates her family, I know that's what I look for in a wife!
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#88 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Have you ever married her? Best wife ever. Elli? Fuckin runs a bakery. Karen runs a fuckin vineyard. No chance, Karen best girl.
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#89 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
Elli's a fuckin' nurse, she's saving lives.
Meanwhile karen you just throw french fries in her face 'till she blows you.
She's the loose hoe of the choices.
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#90 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
Also she's a whiny bitch.
Elli takes care of her god damn brother, she's responsible as fuck. You couldn't trust karen to keep from tripping falling cunt first on a black cock because her daddy didn't love her enough.
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#91 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
tripping and falling*
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#93 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fucking Elli loses love because some old fuckin witch dies. Fuck that shit. Karen is a woman who knows how to hold her drink.

Also, if you use french fries, you're a dipshit, the dog works just fine.

Tard.

JK love you lets make a multiplayer harvest moon together
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#95 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
I only played the FoMT so there's no witch in there
and karen just doesn't do jack other than whine

i think we should just stay friends
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#98 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Karen in 64 has more personality. Also the witch was Elli's grandmother, she was a nice lady, but she has a chance to die on a festival day, which lowers the heart rating of elli.
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#99 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
she's just old in FoMT, doesn't do much other than sit there and complain about how cold and dying she is
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#100 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't remember that. Probably time I revisit FoMT
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#103 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
i meant the grandma

karen doesn't do much at all really
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#104 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Herp, duh.
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#94 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Nigga we aren't even talking about the same HM. I'm thinking HM 64.
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#96 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
try the GBA one
it's real good
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#97 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh I've played them all. It's just that I default to 64 since it was my first.
#101 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
At least we can both agree popuri is shit tier
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#102 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah she was. Ann right along with her.

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