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sandmansniper

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Date Signed Up:7/19/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#6 - "Well damn. Now that they protested against domestic viol… 08/07/2015 on faith in humans -1
#56 - no problem lil ***** 08/06/2015 on Halycon Boy. +1
#51 - It's an orchestra version of Dearly Beloved. The opening theme to KH.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2015 on Halycon Boy. +5
#54 - capthappy (08/06/2015) [-]
thanks
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#56 - sandmansniper (08/06/2015) [-]
no problem lil nigga
#17 - kek 08/06/2015 on Starting up a plane like a... 0
#25 - Fireworks....fireworks do that too. Though I guess they are so…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2015 on Shower Thoights +11
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#43 - lobbert (08/05/2015) [-]
Yea and Pottery
#86 - Picture 08/03/2015 on Dude, eat a snickers +1
#84 - Too late bitch  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2015 on Dude, eat a snickers 0
#85 - dagreatmax (08/03/2015) [-]
#86 - sandmansniper (08/03/2015) [-]
#75 - I like it. Here, have a top 15 thumb snicker: >Snicker 08/03/2015 on Dude, eat a snickers +1
#35 - You following me bruh? 08/03/2015 on Dude, eat a snickers 0
#34 - Someone piss in your cornflakes bro?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2015 on Dude, eat a snickers +5
#38 - muffincannibal (08/03/2015) [-]
That was sorta the problem.
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#72 - tobyonekenoby (08/03/2015) [-]
I heard that one before but i got no idea where it is from, source please.
#77 - jasohazard (08/03/2015) [-]
Zone, they do porn and shit.
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#82 - tobyonekenoby (08/03/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#33 - Comment deleted 08/03/2015 on Dude, eat a snickers 0
#31 - Way to ruin the joke Mr. Literal  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2015 on Dude, eat a snickers 0
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#32 - muffincannibal (08/03/2015) [-]
Wasn't even a very good joke.
#34 - sandmansniper (08/03/2015) [-]
Someone piss in your cornflakes bro?
#38 - muffincannibal (08/03/2015) [-]
That was sorta the problem.
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#72 - tobyonekenoby (08/03/2015) [-]
I heard that one before but i got no idea where it is from, source please.
#77 - jasohazard (08/03/2015) [-]
Zone, they do porn and shit.
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#82 - tobyonekenoby (08/03/2015) [-]
Thanks.
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#3 - >Gets lodged in something important >Plane pepsi's …  [+] (30 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Dude, eat a snickers +378
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#66 - dagreatmax (08/03/2015) [-]
Oh no don't let >snicker become a thing.
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#84 - sandmansniper (08/03/2015) [-]
Too late bitch
#85 - dagreatmax (08/03/2015) [-]
#86 - sandmansniper (08/03/2015) [-]
#74 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
>Snicker
#30 - yoshtar (08/03/2015) [-]
I suppose you could say that the plane got... snickerdoodled...
anyone? or should I be ashamed and show myself out?
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#75 - sandmansniper (08/03/2015) [-]
I like it. Here, have a top 15 thumb snicker:

>Snicker
#65 - thetrapkiller (08/03/2015) [-]
nigga don't tell anyone but that joke made me fucking snicker
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#60 - emiyashirou (08/03/2015) [-]
yes
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#20 - muffincannibal (08/03/2015) [-]
I don't think their is anything it can get lodged in that will cause a severe malfunction. And I am sure the buttons need more force than a floating snickers can provide.
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#78 - cabbagemayhem (08/03/2015) [-]
The buttons can't withstand the force of a snickers at 9Gs!
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#31 - sandmansniper (08/03/2015) [-]
Way to ruin the joke Mr. Literal
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#32 - muffincannibal (08/03/2015) [-]
Wasn't even a very good joke.
#34 - sandmansniper (08/03/2015) [-]
Someone piss in your cornflakes bro?
#38 - muffincannibal (08/03/2015) [-]
That was sorta the problem.
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#72 - tobyonekenoby (08/03/2015) [-]
I heard that one before but i got no idea where it is from, source please.
#77 - jasohazard (08/03/2015) [-]
Zone, they do porn and shit.
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#82 - tobyonekenoby (08/03/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#33 - sandmansniper has deleted their comment.
#23 - crispytg (08/03/2015) [-]
gets lodged in pilots throat.
chokes to death
whole plane pepsi
#24 - muffincannibal (08/03/2015) [-]
Its not like their mouths are covered or anything pppffft
#25 - crispytg (08/03/2015) [-]
it gets lodged the old fashioned way. by eating it
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#26 - muffincannibal (08/03/2015) [-]
The humor is dead.
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#70 - madzombiie (08/03/2015) [-]
would you say humor is pepsi?
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#69 - Lolzster (08/03/2015) [-]
So is the plane
#27 - crispytg (08/03/2015) [-]
what a buzzkill, this guy.
#46 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
It could still get lodged in his anus.
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#64 - sickreality (08/03/2015) [-]
hahaha!
#14 - kameken (08/03/2015) [-]
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#35 - sandmansniper (08/03/2015) [-]
You following me bruh?
#24 - Imagine if Germans who believed in the nazi values flew the na… 08/02/2015 on Confederate Flag +3
#12 - >Increase Fuel Mileage >Increase Horsepower …  [+] (36 new replies) 08/02/2015 on I love it +32
#119 - walkeraw (08/03/2015) [-]
Higher compression ratio does that
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#25 - chikibriki (08/02/2015) [-]
if your car has too little horsepower it will end up using more gas than it would if it had more because it needs to work even harder to push itself along
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#15 - epicwinone (08/02/2015) [-]
you can do both. by increasing thew fficenecy of the engine, you loose less engery from the fuel. so at a set HP or rpm (say, 300 rpm) you use less fuel becuase few friction losses. buit you step on it, trhat same lack of friction give you more power, as less is wasted on friction.
#42 - toytruck (08/03/2015) [-]
300rpm?! Damn what you got? Some 70 liter in line six off a tugboat?
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#143 - epicwinone (08/04/2015) [-]
mah bad, that should have been 3000. oops
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#84 - thisisspartah (08/03/2015) [-]
>70L inline 6

is that even a thing?
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#144 - epicwinone (08/04/2015) [-]
have you SEEN the size of motors in cruise ships and what not?
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#145 - thisisspartah (08/05/2015) [-]
no
#147 - thisisspartah (08/07/2015) [-]

ill put it in my honda civic
#87 - toytruck (08/03/2015) [-]
An in line or "straight" 6 cylinder engine has perfect primary valence, and can theoretically be scaled up or down infinitely and still operate smoothly, without the need for complicated balencing mechanisms.
For example I know the Nissan RB family of in line sixes are anywhere from 2.0 to 3.4liters (I think around there), many American cars (before the proliferation of the v8 the I6 was a very common engine layout for a multitude of reasons in most big cars and trucks in the u.s.) had displacements of around 4.0 liters and then on tractor trailers big I6 diesels around 20 liters, locomotives diesel electric hybrids with 50 or 60 liters up to tugboat and huge merchant cargo ships in the first half of the 1900s had literally hundreds of liters of displacement with doors in the cylinder walls for crew members to enter and scrub the cylinder linings as the connecting rods were 12 ft long in one case I know of.
I6 engines are some of the smoothest reciprocating combustion engines, besides v12s (essentially 2 I6s sharing a crankshaft) and v16s which are perfectly balenced by themselves iirc

The more you know
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#88 - thisisspartah (08/03/2015) [-]
i know what an inline 6 is, but shit thats a lot of displacement
#89 - toytruck (08/03/2015) [-]
Yea I read alot about some ferry at a museum shit was huge they had a full sized model and said it would run on almost any fuel and the cruising rpm was 137!
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#14 - Funnel (08/02/2015) [-]
More horsepower does not automatically = higher fuel consumption. A car can have more than twice the horsepower of another car yet use less than half the fuel.
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#30 - SteyrAUG (08/02/2015) [-]
That statement is so wrong I don't even know how to address is properly.

Here's my best try:
If car A is producing twice the horsepower of car B, then car A's engine would have to be four times as efficient as car B's to consume half the fuel. The only way what you are saying can be possible is if you compare a modern electronic fuel-injected engine to a century-old carbureted engine with a compression ratio of 4 or less
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#130 - Funnel (08/03/2015) [-]
My BMW has 118 horsepowers and my brothers Golf has 217 horsepowers, my car drinks 0,71 l/m and his drinks 0,32 l/m (dunno American numbers sorry). My car is from 2000, dunno about his, around 2010 I think.
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#135 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
Also, here's a converter, would you mind converting them into miles per gallon? I can't figure out the units you're working with.
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#138 - Funnel (08/03/2015) [-]
Can't be arsed cause it doesn't matter, the ratio will still be the same.
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#139 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
It's the units i'm having trouble with. For example, when I put .71 liters per kilometer into this, I get 3.31 miles per us gallon. Which is really really really really low. If it's .71 liters per mile (not sure why it would be) that puts it at 5.42 miles per us gallon, again really really low. If it's .71 liters per 10 km, then that puts the MPG at around 33, which would make sense, but it also means that your brothers golf is getting 73.2 miles per us gallon which isn't possible even for diesel cars of that year.

So either you're making something up to prove a point or you're mistaken.

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#140 - Funnel (08/03/2015) [-]
I'm Norwegian not british, our mile is 10km not 1,6 like with the british, dunno anything about gallons. An average car here uses 0,53 I've heard (petrol not diesel), newer cars use a lot less.
#141 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
That's what I figured. Still, your claim about your brother's volkswagen golf isn't accurate, because it would mean that he's getting more than twice the EPA and 1.86 times the DIN fuel consumption. It's probably closer to the 0.6 l/m that this review reports:

www.netcarshow.com/volkswagen/2014-golf_gti/
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#134 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
There's something wrong with your bmw then. Especially if it's from 2000.
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#137 - Funnel (08/03/2015) [-]
It's completely average for a car that age.
#54 - hikakiller (08/03/2015) [-]
You can produce more power with the same amount of fuel, but it's the efficiency that matters.
#55 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
Correct. But what he was suggesting, an engine making twice the power at a cost of half the fuel, would only work in specific cases because efficiency limits would come into play.
#56 - hikakiller (08/03/2015) [-]
A lot of these comments don't understand maximum efficiency, or concepts such as torque.
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#57 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
Very true.
#44 - toytruck (08/03/2015) [-]
If it were turbocharged then that is very easy. On boost= twice the power, don't let the turbo build any boost and voila twice the economy. AT max power tho shit economy. Averaged out tho its possible. Especially if the engine has variable valve timing and lift and cylinder deactivation and all that other stuff
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#45 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
But it's not producing nameplate horsepower, meaning that saying "it produces twice the horsepower and consumes half the fuel" is flat-out wrong.
#47 - toytruck (08/03/2015) [-]
At anyone moment you are correct but on average it could theoretically work.
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#50 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
If we look at averages, that means we have to go back to efficiency. For one engine to produce, on average, twice the horsepower at a cost of half the fuel as the other it would have to be 4 times as efficient as the other one.

Since the maximum efficiency production gasoline engine is right at 36%, the second engine would have to have an efficiency of around 8% for it to work. Such an engine hasn't been produced since pre-WWII.
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#70 - medexplain (08/03/2015) [-]
I find it rather amusing that you've put so much effort into proving an obviously hyperbolic comment wrong. It was an exaggeration for the sake of demonstrating that horsepower and fuel efficiency gains aren't mutually exclusive.

It's also kind of funny because after all that effort, he's still correct. A car can have more than twice the horsepower of another car yet use less than half the fuel.
#71 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
#49 - toytruck (08/03/2015) [-]
Well let me rephrase: THIS product is completly bullshit but there are other ways of achieving the desired effect
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#37 - dorg (08/03/2015) [-]
Maybe it changes the laws of physics? Who are you to judge its life.
#38 - SteyrAUG (08/03/2015) [-]
#31 - If the headline says "prove", don't ******* l…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2015 on Ebolo +2
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#143 - cormy (08/02/2015) [-]
Why?
#892 - Picture 07/31/2015 on Compliment a user +1
#888 - **sandmansniper rolled user graphomaniac ** **** you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Compliment a user 0
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#59 - I can already see Grohl crying over this, Beautiful **** . 07/31/2015 on Foo Fighters Learn to fly... +51
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#12 - No. It's called lactose. Lactose is broken down by b-galactosi… 07/27/2015 on Space Test 0
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