Hahaha alright then :) whatsup?

Your cute

Well that's random. Hahah thanks!
Why is it that a bunch of people online think im cute/attractive/whatever, but nobody IRL does ._. Hahaha

Delicious.

I know right? I'll hopefully get mine in May/June.
When do you turn 16 again?

May 21 c:

Nice :) I say enjoy getting free rides while you can. Gas is a bitch to pay for.

lol truee.

SHIET NIGGA I GOTTA GO D:

I'll talk to you later okie?:)

Okie :) bye, have fun being the 3rd wheel!

I'm home!! :D

Oh good, you didn't die. How much did you cry from missing me? Lol welcome back :P

Hahahaha too damn perfect. How was it?

We ended up not going to the mall and went to her cousin's house instead to watch movies and eat pizza. It was a good day hahaa

Lol niceee. I spent the day goofing around with my cousins and eating jelly beans :D hahaha it was a good day here too.

UGHHH WHAT A FATASS.

SHUT UP, YOU SPENT THE DAY EATING PIZZA AND WATCHING MOVIES.
Yeah I am a fatass....... but you are too :P

LET'S EMBRACE THE FATNESS.

do you have a facebook?

I SENT ONE NIGGARONI AND CHEESE

Nevermind, got it :)

I AIN'T GOT SHIT YET. THE FUCK NIGGS?

and GOOD c:

see I told you I was ugly MUAHAHAHHAHAA

message meeeeeeeeeeee whore.

IM NOT A NIGGER YOU NIGGER

I told you motherfucker, i got it! Now message me :D

Because we are both sexy, hilarious geniuses.

with awesome facial hair ;D

And many other attractive features.
That's why we're single, we just haven't met anyone who can comprehend our awesomeness. Or we're just ugly.

Obviously!!

lol jk I'm just ugly

Lol yep.
Total honesty though, you're really not c:

why thank you good sir I like your face as well

Danke madam :)
I'm about to leave so I'll try to respond when i can on my phone but it'll probably take a bit. Anyway, you still going to the mall and having fun being the 3rd wheel?

Yup she's gonna pick me up, not sure when though lol.
But aww you're leaving D:
Anyways have fun!

Not really "leaving" per se. I can go on FJ from my phone. So I'll be able to talk, I just won't be able to respond as frequently. Besides, I've still got a bit :)

Hooorayyy!
Oh and I finally found pants so I'm a happy camper:D

Yaaaay :D
I still say you go naked. Pants are pesky fuckers.

That's why I enjoy being home alone all the time:
NO PANTS PARTY
PEEING WITH THE DOOR OPEN
TALKING TO MY CAT WITHOUT BEING JUDGED

FUCK YEAH BLASTING GANGSTA RAP WHILE DANCING LIKE A WHITE PERSON NAKEEEEEEEEEEED!
Oh wait, that's just a regular Tuesday for me.

Eww that's gross.
Actions like those should only be performed on Wednesdays.

I'm sorry, I'm just a filthy human being. I deserve to be incarcerated.

Can't even look at you right now...

Pls bby luv me.

bby i luv u 5eva

(dat meen I luv u moar den 4eva)

Yey c:
So how much longer do I get to talk to you before you leave with your friends?

Whenever they pick me up lol
It sucks not having my own license :c

>implying you need pants to leave the house.
Be proud of you body and go naked.

If it was socially acceptable to go out in public without clothes I would.

Lol true that.
So, what exactly are you going outside for? There's nothing out there except real people, and nobody likes those.

My friend wants me to go to the mall with her :P

I guess it'll be fun if she doesn't invite her boyfriend lmfao

forever the third wheel

Shit man, I know that feel waaaaaaaaaaay too well :l My good friend and his gf were into the lovey-dovey shit at the beginning of their relationship and were basically dry humping whenever we hung out O_O
Fuck being the 3rd wheel.

I'm just accepting the fact that I'm forever alone.

But if you decide to make out, PLEASE do not do it when I am sitting IN BETWEEN you guys. True story.

I haven't had to deal with that, but shit, that must suck.
and how the hell are you forever alone? Your facial hair is amazing! Hahaha :D

Why thank you good sir not everyone appreciates my sweet mustache lmfao

Lol female facial hair isn't appreciated enough.
Fun fact: my nickname at school is "Wookie", due to the fact I've had a beard since 8th grade.

LOLOLOL AWWWWW.

My school has that one kid too lmfaooo

Hahaha nice. He is my kin.
I love my beard though. Except when it get too thick.

Guys with beards UNNFFFFF
I also love stubble on guys a little too much lmfao

I feel like taking another picture of myself to give you something else to wank to..... but nah. Just use the other one i gave you. hahaha :)

Lmfao aw:c

How long does it take to grow a full beard?

Maybe a couple weeks? 2 or 3? I have no idea lol. With it, people say I look old enough to buy alcohol and not get ID'd, but without it, I look like a 10 year old hahaha.

Ahaa oh god that's awesome.

Lol yeah. It's a bit annoying since have to trim it quite a bit :/ How much do you shave your mustache? lol

Fuck shaving I just eat it lmfao.

Dude, I would totally eat my beard. YOU JUST GAVE ME THE BEST IDEA EVER, YOU FANTASTIC BASTARD.

LMFAO
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.

Goddammit, I'm too lazy to even get up for food, how the hell am I gonna carry you. Fuck.

I'd motivate you the whole way there.

CUM ON YOU CAN DO IT YEAHH WOOOO SWAGG YOLOOOO.

How about this: I run there and you just hang onto my dick like a sloth. No? No then.

Sorry I'll need something bigger to hang onto :)

U mak me sads :,,,,,,,,(((((((((((((((((((
Hahaha this whole damn conversation is fucking amazing/weird/funny.

Oh shush u still perf gurl.

And I fucking know right?

Lol we're just 2cool4skool.
Random thought, I don't think I've ever met anyone on here who lives anywhere near Mass. This is a first. So, congrats.

Even randomer thought, I've never talked to anyone on this site, just kinda lurked around in the shadows. So, congrats.

I'm Jen by the way. :)

Sam(obviously) currently speaking :) not for long though, cuz I'm probably gonna go to bed soon. I'll talk to you tomorrow guuurl.
And with that, I leave you a gif of Gunter.

Well night!:)

and I'll leave you this. lmfao.

I'm back motherfucker!
Hi :)

Hi I just woke up :P

Hahaha nice job :P

Thanks sleeping is my specialty :)

I feel like I could make a sex joke out of that...... But I can't brain right now. So you're safe..... FOR NOW.

I'll be waiting. I love a good sex joke lmfao

Lol same here. But right now, I really can't fuckin think. I dunno why, I'm just.. bleh. Hahaha

Haha so what's up?

Don't be bleh mister.

I DO WUT I WANT.

Nothin much, getting ready to go to am early easter party/my dads surprise late bday party. How about you :)

Sounds fun lol

I'm trying to find pants so I can actually leave my house :P

Awww yeeeeeee.

I'm bored.

entertain me? :)

I'm bored too :/ so I'll just ask some random questions.
What type of music do you listen to?

I'm so bipolar when it comes to music lol.

Off the top of my head I like The Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Aerosmith, Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, Excision, Rise Against, Earl, and the annoying teenage girl inside of me goes nuts for NeverShoutNever c:

hbu?

Mostly underground rap. Not that lil wayne "HURR SHMOK WEED FUK BICHES DURR" shit. People like Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Immortal Technique, MAYDAY!, Prozak, and Tech N9ne who rap about actual events and stuff like that. I'll listen to anything really though. My shuffle goes from one of those guys to Johnny Cash to Portishead to Fatboy Slim lol.

Lol niceeee!

Haha yup. Links for links? I've heard Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd and Rise Against(all are awesome groups btw), but I wanna hear the best of the other guys :) Plus, I just love shoving my music in other peoples faces. lol
Atmosphere- www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et_E4M4JgIU
Aesop Rock- www.youtube.com/watch?v=igUsHrFqegE
Immortal Tech.- www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lhqq1lyh4s
MAYDAY!- www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXx_ikBEdCI
Prozak- www.youtube.com/watch?v=rugu1LtBosk
Tech N9ne- www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi1uHFBjH2w

These are all over the place genre wise lol

The Doors- www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRAr354usf8
Aerosmith- www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHRNSeuvzlM
Three Days Grace- www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg
My Chemical Romance- www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSg-eHng52E ORRR www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhvWRXl_Ex0
Earl- www.youtube.com/watch?v=anRkutaPS9w

Haha it's fine. Like I said, I'll listen to anything really. I'll check em out :) well, I asked youa question, now it's your turn motherfucker.

Hmmmm...

What's your idea of a fun time?
What did you always want to do?

Fun time? depends how I'm feeling. If I'm happy, I'll hang with friends. other times, I just wanna be alone.
What I wanna do? Be a marine biologist. Fish are badass.

Lol a fun time for me is with friends too, or playing music (I play guitar and ukulele lolol)

And I have no clue what I wanna do job wise, but I always wanted to go scuba diving and go to Japan haha.

I wish i could play an instrument :l I just have no musical talent.
And I wanna go scuba diving so damn badly hahahaha. I basically wanna either travel when I'm older or raise enough money to go travelling.

That's what I thought until I really practiced lol, and I wanna travel soooo bad. I've never went somewhere on vacation or traveled really so it'd be fun to see if I hate people from all over the world :)

My dad tried teaching me guitar for like, a year and i got nothing hahaha. And same here about the travel thing. I don't care if it's first world or third world, I wanna go to a bunch of different countries. Let's pool together our money and get the hell out of 'murica..

Sounds like a plan:D

I got $10 is that enough?

I got $20. We can rent a bicycle and pedal to South America. Let's go motherfucker! hahaha

Ughh that sounds like a lot of moving D:

Can't you just carry me all the way to South America? I'm tiny it's all good.

Goddammit..... fine. But I'm taking your $10.

fine with me :)

Ok then, I'll just mail them to you. That'll work.
BUY YOUR OWN, ASSHOLE.

NIGGA IM BROKE.

THANKS OBAMA.

I am too :( saving up all my monies to go to Ecuador in June. And a car. And games. And everything else.

take me to Ecuador.

I'll pay you in gifs.

Pay me in secks and you've got a deal.

k

Ok good. I will see you in a few months. Be prepared to have monkeys throw shit at you. And then visiting Ecuador.

YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!

I know! I love having shit thrown at me too!

Who doesn't??

True that.
So, any plans for the long weekend?

Might venture to someone's house so they can feed me haha

Lol, good plan. I'm probably just gonna hang out at home, maybe go to a friends house.

ah, who am i kidding, i dont have friends!

Who needs friends when you have internet

Internet is love.
Internet is life.

My cat = life

My 2 cats = an un-ending maze of confusion, retardedy and fear. Lol, mine are scared of everything, get themselves stuck fucking everywhere and are just complete dumbasses. But I fucking love them hahaha

Mine reminds me more of a dog than a cat lol, and plus he's fat so I love him and yep :)

#catladySWAGGGGGG

Lol, my dog is the same as them, only is too big to get stuck everywhere.

dogs and cats.

you got the bitches and the pussy.

Lol, why not just keep it in the same thread?
And that's good, I'm fantastic as well :P

Cause I'm not advanced enough to do that lol.

And YAY for being FAPtastic

You know it.

is that you

haha yeah :P I'm normally not that sexy though hahaha.

bitchplease.

This is what I do when I'm home alone all day.

Lol nice chocolate mustache. It um.... how do you girls say this shit? oh right! "It brings out your eyes.
"not sure what that means, but i heard it gets bitches.

my facial hair > your facial hair

that's not something girls say alot..

Lel, the only reason that's true is cuz i just trimmed it a couple hours ago :P

I wanna feel your facial hair is that weird to say?

yes?

well that's why I'm on the internet in the first place.

It's very weird.

Just the way I like it.

excellent.

MFW

mfw.

we just are too fucking awesome.

we are sextacular

Fuck yeah.

c:

Fuck, now I'm hungry. Imma get some oreos.

I want some.

It's cuz the thread couldn't even handle us.

Anyway, I'm tired as fuck and I'm going to bed early tonight. You seem cool, so imma friend you :) night.

Nighty night :D

You seem cool too! FRIEND REQUEST ACCEPTED.

I'M BACK NIGGA.
Whatsup?

YO MUH NIGGA.

I'm just on the glorious internet... like always.

Ahh yes, the internet. I'm just sitting wondering what the fuck I'm doing here. Then i remember i can never leave.

Dude I spent the last hour watching baby sloth videos.

oh god what am I doing with my life

At least you've been doing something. All I've done is just sit here wondering "what the fuck should i do.....". Fuck it, I'm gonna go take a quick shower and masturbate. Be right back k?

MMM WETNESS.

okie dokie have fun being naked and stuff

It was so much fun being nude. Anywho, I'm back :)

Welcome back! I have also returned, I made an awesome dinner for myself.

it was mac and cheese

That's pretty badass. Fuck school, it's too early for this shit.

hi.

Hi there. So are we continuing that dance thread we had on the social board?

Fur sure nigga

Hellz yeah. So, how's it goin'?

GODDAMMIT THESE WONT FUCKING LOAD

Ehh I'm just really bored.

talking to a stranger on the internet > talking to people I know

You know it biatch.
BRB, gotta have dinner.

okie dokie artichokie!

Back :) hows it going?

FUCK YEAH, FRIENDSHIP. good god, I need sleep.......

Hello :) whatsup?

can I ask a question?

Sure thing.

have you ever been in love before?

I think so. Still am, in a way. The thing is, you don't really know if it's true love or lust. Why do you ask?

I have this friend. He somehow reminds everyone of the slenderman for some reason...but...I think I am in love with him. What do I do? D:

Well, how does he act around you?

Well. He is very nice to me. Sticks up for me when people pick on me, and does nice things for me. Like any friend would.

Hmm. Is there anything that he does that makes you think he likes you more then a friend?

I...am not sure. He is very good at hiding his feelings. He is serious most of the time. I usually need to squeeze things out of him when I can tell something is wrong.

Well it's kinda hard to tell, especially considering the fact I've never met the dude lol.

true. It is because of that that he reminds everyone of the slenderman.
:)

Hahaha :P Anywho, I have no idea if he likes you back. If you think there's a chance with him, ask him out.

...but...what if he really doesn't feel the same?

Well if he's a true friend, he'll still remain friends at least. If you think the risk ins't worth the reward, then don't. I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER MET THE GUY DAMMIT. lol

ok. Thank you for the advice! :D

No problem :D

OH HAAAAY.

wasssssssup

Not muuuuuch brah. Watching Community.

I've never seen that, I heard it's hilarious though

It's fucking hilarious. Watch it.

YOURE ACTING LIKE I HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE THAT. haha when i get my license ill probably try it again and see if it works.

oh yeah, haha. do it!
except work sucks though! I had an 8 1/2 hour shift today and I feel like I'm going to die

oh fuck that horrible haha. well i'm (hoping) i wont be working that hard hahaha.

yeah it doesn't happen often for me lol
tomorrow I only work 6 hours so I can deal with that

haha thatd be much easier to work with. fuck, its not like i do anything anyways..........

that's what I said! might as well make moneyy

cash money fa dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. lol

make it rain on dem hoes

i would post a related gif, but im at my moms house and have no pics/gifs from home.

I'm so disappointed in you

pls luv me father

son, I am disappoint

y u do dis

I thought you didn't have any!

I have like, 3 on my moms laptop hahaha.

Y'know what allion? you're like, too mainstream for me. im gonna have to let you go. kbye. hahaha

brb crying

yourtearsaredelicious.jpg

your brakes were delicious

HA! those werent my brakes because I CAN'T DRIVE AND DONT OWN A CAR!
oh god, i want to drive somewhere.....

lel you can't drive?
how old are you again?

im 16 and have my permit, but i cant get my license yet. ill be able to get it in a couple months though!

haha and here I assumed you were older than me

lol how old are you?

...17. but still!

Damn son, yous pathetic as fuuuuuuck.
Wait, can you drive?

yeah lol and I have a car

lucky fuck :l i want a goddamn car..... hahaha

haha yeahh, it's nice to have. I have no idea what I would do without it now

exactly! my mom is offering to sell me hers for $1500 when i have the money. but im spending so much money for a trip to ecuador, i dont have any fucking money to spend.

haha wow that sucks. do you have a job or?

nope. ive tried my hardest to get one, but the closest i can get is to get some money by doing odd jobs around the house for my parents.

oh well that's cool. get a job, earn money faster!

If it was that easy, I'd be working. Haha I've tried out at like, 10 different places. It'd be much easier if I had a car.
So basically, I don't have a car because I can't get a job because I don't have a car and soon and so forth.

haha oh yeah that awful cycle. well, ask your parents to get you a car for your job, and then pay them back!

Oh my god, you're fucking awesome lol. But you do realize you could've posted it here right? Lol

no shit?
lol jk yeah I know I just didn't want your wall spammed with close to 50 pictures and I want to have access to it whenever sooo, I did that

Haha good point. But, I'm gonna have to take those and use it frequently. Ok? Ok. Haha

yeah that's what it's there for! :)

good :D so, hows it been wherever the fuck you are?

it's been pretty boring you know, except today was cool, we had a snow day :D

oh cool. we've had a week off due to vacation bitccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccch. hahaha

mine's the last week of march! be jelly, my spring break is actually in the spring

oh, this is just february vacation. our spring vacation is in spring as well.
yeah, thats right. be mad.

gee bill, TWO vacations????

I AM SHIVA, GOD OF DEATH.

i have no bill images. please spare me.

here you go, my favorite one

yes, that one. these posts are funny as hell haha

I know! haha
so what did you do for your vacation?

went to a concert.........and thats about it! hahaha it was a fucking awesome concert though.

cool, who was it?

Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, DJ Big Wiz and Busdriver. they were fucking awesome haha

never heard of any of them, lol
but that's cooool

at the risk of sounding like a hipster, they're some underground rap artists lol. but yeah, it was pretty damn awesome.

h-i-p-s-t-e-r alert! haha

What up mah nyugga?

I'm literally about to fall asleep now. Respond to this and ill get back to ya tomorrow.

alright I got off not too long after I posted that anyway lol

Haha well were both awake now. So, whatsup?

paula

Que?

si

No seriously, what the fuck. Lol

I know, I love that gif :)

ohh haha i was on my phone so i couldn't see it was her at the end lol. that's funny as hell hahaha.

haha yeahh I was wondering what you were talking about!

lol i had no idea you were talking about the glorious Lord of Butter, Mrs. Paula Deen.

hahahaha the glorius lord of butter

how many fucking pictures of her do you have? lol

a lot

dude, gimme a dump. i will luv u 5evr bby.

but I am le tired

ok I will give me some time though I'm trying to arrange a folder for them

you are now my favorite person ever.

almost done!

fuck yesssssssssssssssssss.
I gotta go for a bit, i'll be expecting it to be done upon my return.

Yeah I know. And you know we can still talk in this thread right haha XD.

oh yeah!

Silly allion. Hahaha

silly samxdaxman
you know what I just realized
I've been thinking your username in my head as "sam - dax - man"
and it's really "sam da man" with x's
mind blown

*haha. I seriously hate autocorrect sometimes.

WHAT? BULLSHIT, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. YOU'RE LYING. I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO THIS NONSENSE.
haha you're not the first, that's how like 90% of the people here say it. One person thoughtit was a shared account and out names were Sam and Dax lol.

woah that's really weird! like my brain just chooses to ignore the first x.
and I'm not the only one that did it
there's science all up in this

*sigh* you caught me. My real name isn't Sam. It's Science. Gha

my whole life is a lie

When i found out, I too didn't know what to do. I was scared and confused. Now I just do this.

Allion.

hahaha oh my god that is awesome
fukken saved

Lol I have way weirder images on my laptop. I'm on my phone(again) so I've only got a couple images.

lol I've been clearing out (saving) all the things I had in my favorites so I have a lot more material. it's awesome

>like this

addy needs to make an app. NOW

That or one of the tech-savvy people here need to :l

yeah! and there's so many that want to. the app could be totally user made

gaize

hear me out

what if
guise srsly

what if WE

SRSLY GUISE

what if WE made the FJ mobile app?

go post that on whatever is necessary. GO NOW MY DISCIPLE.

the thing is, it's already been attempted a couple times. every time it is close magical fairy princess finds out and it gets removed from the appstore.

the closest thing that has ever happened is actually the way I heard of funnyjunk. a few years ago, I'd say 3 or 4, I got this app called "funnypics" which still exists but is totally different now. it would have pictures, thousands of them, and links under them for source. and all of the links were to funnyjunk. now it's not like that anymore, and I haven't heard anyone bring up the app. but the creators were definitely from funnyjunk.
I guess nobody ever admitted to it and nobody knows about it, lol

oh yeah, thats the app that introduced me to fj! what the hell does addy have against people wanting a fucking mobile app?

I don't know, probably wants to make money off of it if it ends up existing.
and yup, if it wasn't for that app I would never had heard of funnyjunk!

Well..... If he wants money, he can have ads and make a .99 cent app. I'm not paying more than a buck to go on fj from my phone hahaha.

lol stick it to the man. fuck him, he doesn't care much about the actual users.
by the way, I downloaded that app for the first time in a long time, and it still uses fj pictures, along with some from other sites. but it doesn't cite the sources right. they remake them and give links to imgur. one of them was a user-made content so I'm pretty sure they could get in trouble

Yeah true. I still have it, I just haven't used it in forever since I've got fj and its all the same. Except the comments here are funnier.

yeah lol I looked at the comments on there, and it just wasn't the same!

not that any of this matters much :P

Yeah. magical fairy princess's still gonna fuck us over again and again and again. And we'll tolerate it cuz we're stuck here forever :l

hahahaha I like how you used the word "tolerate"

subtle, subtle

......if thats supposed to be a brony joke, get the fuck out. Hahaha

it is lol. but not cause I am one (I'm not), cause magical fairy princess is!

Haha I'm not either. And I didn't even try to makethat jokes hahaha. I forgot addy was a brony

haha I knew you didn't!!
my little sister watches that show, it's strange to think adult men are obsessed with it lol

I watched the first episode, just to see what the fuss is about. It's really not all its cracked up to be. I certainly don't think it was such a good show grown men would want to fuck a horse from it......

dont worry, im no genius either :P hahaha.

XD Oh, okay.

lol.
you got a Kik messenger?

Used to. Why?

eh, just wondering. ive only got like 2 people added on there.

Oh, alright.

yeah. plus i dont really like the FJ comments thing. i prefer to text people/message people on my phone. but if youd rather talk on here, thats perfectly fine :)

Well, you can have my number, I don't really care.

hahaha ok. i accept. lol, pm it to me.

Okie-dokie.

we ran out of room down there and im out of dancing gifs.

badomens.jpg

Shit. Run. o.o

oh, and the gif i posted with the people in animal suits dancing? it was comment 666.

so yeah, im just gonna go sit in the corner and cry because i killed everyone.

You've failed the world.

mfw

That's right.
Get in your closet and cry.

nekie y u do dis

cas I em evulz.

Well thats been obvious since the beginning. I was wondering if there was something specific about it. But being evil is cool too :P hahaha

Always. :D

Everyone loves a good bad guy/girl right? Haha

...Yeah, pretty much. :P
Bad guys are attractive.

most bad guys and girls are. adds more conflict..... i think. whatever, its fucking artistic. hahaha

It's the spirits between the two that makes it so hot. XD

Haha exactly.

:33

OH SHIT DOUBLE CAT FACE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Hahaha

...Wut?

the double cat face -> :33 i was making a joke lol.

Well, it flew right over me. d:
I'm not exactly brilliant.

(starting again up here cuz we ran out of room)
yeah. artists like atmosphere, immortal technique, prozak and aesop rock are really good.

Neat.





Don't hurt me, but I've never heard of any of those...

WHAT? NIGGA, IM GONNA SLAP THE BLACK OFFA YOU.
nah its cool, a lot of people havent :P
so, who're some of your favorite artists?

Pft, I'm a sixteen year old girl.
So, a lot of shit, really. Well, in most people's opinions.
Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, Julian-K, I See Stars, that sort of thing.

ahhh. and i guess we're even cuz ive never heard of any of them either hahah.

Oh, fair enough.

yep.
well im bored. and i dont wanna study. so.......fuck.

already on it ma'am. hahah

Very good. :3
You deserve a star sticker!

FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKING STAR STICKERS. GIMME DAT SHIT BITCH.

fuck yeah, im keeping this shit nigga.

Glad you liked it. XD
Dat Swag.

i cant keep it all in. i gotta swag the fuck out.

you know this guy gets all the bitches.

Mmmm... Quite.

shit, im running out of dancing gifs. WAT DO?

Well, obviously it's the end of the world.

you should, theyre fucking awesome. hahaha thats cool.

Well, yes. But a lot of the new ones just don't catch my attention.

eh, whatever floats your boat bruh :P hahaha

Yeah, lol

so, whatsup with you for the night?

Well, I didn't get to fix my phone, it'll get done tomorrow.
Other than that, a little bit of internet, then off to my room to slowly slip into madness.
What's on your agenda?

liking the slowly slipping into madness part.
and probably the same here, ill just chill on the internet, study for midterms and other shit like that.

Ah. I don't have to worry about all of that for a while. Just need to greatly pick up my grades. d:

FUCKING LUCKY BITCH, I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH MIDTERM-Y SHIT. FUCK. hahaha when are yours?

Well, I've already had midterms.
They were before Christmas.

well at least youre done with them. they fucking suck though. no matter how much i study, i cant remember it when i need to -_-

Same, really. It's absolute nonsense. IT's like, I can remember lyrics to a song I haven't heard in months, but when it comes to remembering shit for a test?
"Heh..... What's my name again?"

exactly! i cant remember shit during the test, even if i understood everything 2 days before. worst part is, for us, the midterms and finals combine into one 5th term. which sucks because if i fail one, im sure as hell gonna fail the other.

Yeesh, I'm sorry. :c

yeah. it sucks :/
well i need to stop worrying about it. talk to me about something so i can procrastinate as long as possible.

...I... I dunno. o.o Um... What's your favourite type of music?

underground rap. not that shitty stuff they play on the radio :P
you?

Meah, nearly everything. d:

nice. at least youre not an elitist asshole like me. hahaha kidding, ill listen to anything but i prefer hip hop.

Right. :3
Rap's not my favourite. But, a lot isn't horrible.

Indeed. I'll be getting on my laptop soon but til then ill just deal with it. magical fairy princess really needs to make a mobile version.

I KNOW! but he won't and probably never will :(

hes too busy shitting out new items to feed his (w)horde of item collectors hahaha

haha agreed, I mean it was fun at first but now it's just lame..
so I just got home from going out with guy 2
oh god I'm a terrible person

wait.... going out on a date or just hanging out? and guy 2 you didnt kiss right? IM FUCKING CONFUSED.

not like a date date, just hanging out. and NO, I wouldn't be able to do that! now that would be really bad lol

oh ok good, you scared me for a bit hahaha. but thats cool. im going to bed soon cuz im tired/bored as fuck lol

haha alright see ya around!

As long as you've got the lube, I'm down. Hahaha sup

Of course I have it

And nothing super bored, about to do christmas.

You?

just finished working on my bio project and doing christmas as well. spent the whole week working on that little piece of shit.

What was the project of?

We had to relate a cell to something in real life. I chose a military base, even though I know nothing about the military hahaha.

I SAID NO RAPE AXE.

I accidentally grabbed it D: sorry

If I accidentally grabbed something else just trade back for it with the toast.

no problem hahaha.

Thank you.

go ahead. the ones im keeping are my fish, the rape axe, the fj coin and i want at least 1 toast statue.

haha well you took some DC'd ones.

yep! thanks!

dont worry.......... i remember all too well....... hahaha thanks man.

Anytime Bro.

thanks man! yes it was awesome hahaha.

I share the same birthday as the kid who played Chris in Everybody Hates Chris. Lol

Everybody hates Sam :P






Except me.

But im not black........ hahaha

BROWN PAINT. NAO.

Ok ill just fucking leave school and go get some paint.

Steal a bike and eat KFC while you're at it. Kthanks.

I'll work on getting welfare too.

Thanks you magnificent bastard. hahaha also (regarding your status) love you too <3

I HAVE MISSED EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE SO GOD DAMN MUCH. I was going insane.

Haha same. I couldn't stay away for more than a week at a time.

FJ you addictive bastard :P

It's not even fj, its the people. i love everyone here too much. I wish i knew these people IRL.

Me too! Everyone is American though, I'm too far away :(

Yeah. And nobody lives in massachusetts :c

At least you're in the same country, I'm over here in Ireland :P

True. But its not like I'm gonna visit them lol.

I've always wanted to move to America and now after being on FJ for so long I'm like, well the people are cool, why the fuck not :P

Well if you ever do, VISIT ME FUCKER. Hahaha

OBVIOUSLY.

How's your birthday goin'? :)

Stuck at school. good news is I got a new tv for my Xbox, I'm getting Dishonored, and MY FUCKING FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS ARE FUCKING EXPLODING

Dishonored? Wat?

Video game. Hold on, ill get a link to a description or some shit.