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#211 - Yeah, I was gonna get it because of the new Mario game, but th…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2013 on xbox one 0
User avatar #215 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
i've got like $65.00 on my Wii U Eshop waiting patiently for Pikmin 3.
User avatar #217 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
Is the Wii U worth it now? Or should I wait a bit longer? I didn't see any games I thought looked good so far.
User avatar #226 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
well when i got it, it didn't have much.

pretty much the only games worth any time are Nintendo Land (especially if you have 4 friends since it introduces 5 player gameplay. better get 4 wiimote and nunchucks too)
Sonic All Star Racing Transformed (which gives you Metal Sonic for free plus the online ain't too shabby.)
a few indie games
New Super Mario bros U, also has Luigi DLC to let you do single player with Luigi, all the levels are tweaked too so it's like a new game.
Scribblenauts Unlimited is okay.
ZombiU is fucking amazing
it has video chat for your friends, so that's a kind of plus.
really i'd say you should wait, all those games get boring extremely fast. in the fall we'll get
Pikmin 3, Windwaker HD, and a good amount of sweet Virtual Console games, hopefully the Gamecube VC will launch for it by then. which you can just use the gamepad to play those. though getting that 50 dollar pro controller would help, especially for Super Smash bros when it comes out.
User avatar #227 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
True that. Alright, I'll save up and maybe get it for Christmas if i don't have the money by then.
#188 - I personally like the Xbox 360 better than the PS3, so I'm pro…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/23/2013 on xbox one 0
User avatar #195 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah i'm def excited for Wii U
Pikmin 3
Bayonetta 2
Super Smash Bros 4
hell i love any nintendo game, grew up with n64 and a small amount of playstation. then i went microsoft because halo. now i just want sony and nintendo, cuz their games are looking more worthwhile now.
User avatar #251 - taintedangel (05/23/2013) [-]
Other awesome games being made:
-Zelda '14
-Wind Waker HD remake (fully updated graphics, unlike all the other "HD remake" of games)
-Mario Kart 7
-The Wonderful 101
-Wario & Game (a new Warioware)
-AC4: Black Flag

just to name a few more titles.
User avatar #252 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
Mario Kart U*
7 was for the 3DS
User avatar #254 - taintedangel (05/23/2013) [-]
oops. My mistake.
User avatar #261 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #211 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was gonna get it because of the new Mario game, but then realized it's the same game as most other Mario games. Anyway, when those come out, I'm definitely getting them.
User avatar #215 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
i've got like $65.00 on my Wii U Eshop waiting patiently for Pikmin 3.
User avatar #217 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
Is the Wii U worth it now? Or should I wait a bit longer? I didn't see any games I thought looked good so far.
User avatar #226 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
well when i got it, it didn't have much.

pretty much the only games worth any time are Nintendo Land (especially if you have 4 friends since it introduces 5 player gameplay. better get 4 wiimote and nunchucks too)
Sonic All Star Racing Transformed (which gives you Metal Sonic for free plus the online ain't too shabby.)
a few indie games
New Super Mario bros U, also has Luigi DLC to let you do single player with Luigi, all the levels are tweaked too so it's like a new game.
Scribblenauts Unlimited is okay.
ZombiU is fucking amazing
it has video chat for your friends, so that's a kind of plus.
really i'd say you should wait, all those games get boring extremely fast. in the fall we'll get
Pikmin 3, Windwaker HD, and a good amount of sweet Virtual Console games, hopefully the Gamecube VC will launch for it by then. which you can just use the gamepad to play those. though getting that 50 dollar pro controller would help, especially for Super Smash bros when it comes out.
User avatar #227 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
True that. Alright, I'll save up and maybe get it for Christmas if i don't have the money by then.
#176 - Yeah true. I sorta have a PS3(it technically belongs to a frie…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/23/2013 on xbox one +1
User avatar #183 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
i'm grabbing CoD Ghosts, so most likely once i'm bored of that i'll sell my xbox and everything associated with it and grab a PS3 (because Kingdom Hearts 1.5) unless Sony finishes that emulator for the PS4 by then, which would allow me to play it on that. so i'll play a waiting game and keep an eye on that.
User avatar #188 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
I personally like the Xbox 360 better than the PS3, so I'm probably gonna keep it and my games. Like I always do, I'm gonna wait it out(like I am with the Wii U) until a few games that look incredible come out.
User avatar #195 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah i'm def excited for Wii U
Pikmin 3
Bayonetta 2
Super Smash Bros 4
hell i love any nintendo game, grew up with n64 and a small amount of playstation. then i went microsoft because halo. now i just want sony and nintendo, cuz their games are looking more worthwhile now.
User avatar #251 - taintedangel (05/23/2013) [-]
Other awesome games being made:
-Zelda '14
-Wind Waker HD remake (fully updated graphics, unlike all the other "HD remake" of games)
-Mario Kart 7
-The Wonderful 101
-Wario & Game (a new Warioware)
-AC4: Black Flag

just to name a few more titles.
User avatar #252 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
Mario Kart U*
7 was for the 3DS
User avatar #254 - taintedangel (05/23/2013) [-]
oops. My mistake.
User avatar #261 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #211 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was gonna get it because of the new Mario game, but then realized it's the same game as most other Mario games. Anyway, when those come out, I'm definitely getting them.
User avatar #215 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
i've got like $65.00 on my Wii U Eshop waiting patiently for Pikmin 3.
User avatar #217 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
Is the Wii U worth it now? Or should I wait a bit longer? I didn't see any games I thought looked good so far.
User avatar #226 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
well when i got it, it didn't have much.

pretty much the only games worth any time are Nintendo Land (especially if you have 4 friends since it introduces 5 player gameplay. better get 4 wiimote and nunchucks too)
Sonic All Star Racing Transformed (which gives you Metal Sonic for free plus the online ain't too shabby.)
a few indie games
New Super Mario bros U, also has Luigi DLC to let you do single player with Luigi, all the levels are tweaked too so it's like a new game.
Scribblenauts Unlimited is okay.
ZombiU is fucking amazing
it has video chat for your friends, so that's a kind of plus.
really i'd say you should wait, all those games get boring extremely fast. in the fall we'll get
Pikmin 3, Windwaker HD, and a good amount of sweet Virtual Console games, hopefully the Gamecube VC will launch for it by then. which you can just use the gamepad to play those. though getting that 50 dollar pro controller would help, especially for Super Smash bros when it comes out.
User avatar #227 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
True that. Alright, I'll save up and maybe get it for Christmas if i don't have the money by then.
#167 - Eh, I'll stick with my Xbox360, gamecube, and wii. Maybe get i…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/23/2013 on xbox one +2
User avatar #234 - DiabloStrawhat (05/23/2013) [-]
When I get the Wii U, I'll probably sell my Wii and bring my gamecube out of retirement since the Wii U isn't gamecube compatible.
User avatar #235 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
That's a good plan. When are you getting it?
User avatar #239 - DiabloStrawhat (05/23/2013) [-]
As soon as something truly worth my while is released. There's always that one special game that pushes your decision for a new system, y'know? Gamecube was for Paper Mario 2, for the 360 it was Dead Space, for the DS it was Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, for the Wii it was Super Paper Mario, and I'll finally get a 3DS for Pokemon X.
User avatar #241 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
That's my plan too. I'm holding out for Smash Bros. 4.
User avatar #242 - DiabloStrawhat (05/23/2013) [-]
until a name is announced, I'm referring to it as Super Smash Bros. Ruckus.
User avatar #174 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
i'm actually converting to Sony now. i'm pretty ashamed of Microsoft. keeping the 360 till they stop making games for it though. or until i'm finally done with it and sell it to get the Playstation 4

hell Sony's stock went up about 10% after Xbox One was revealed.
Microsoft's stock went down about 5%
User avatar #176 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah true. I sorta have a PS3(it technically belongs to a friend, but I can basically go over whenever I want and play), and I agree, microsoft is going down the shitter. I'll probably keep my 360 for a while just because of games like Red Dead Redemption, Fallout: New Vegas etc.
User avatar #183 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
i'm grabbing CoD Ghosts, so most likely once i'm bored of that i'll sell my xbox and everything associated with it and grab a PS3 (because Kingdom Hearts 1.5) unless Sony finishes that emulator for the PS4 by then, which would allow me to play it on that. so i'll play a waiting game and keep an eye on that.
User avatar #188 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
I personally like the Xbox 360 better than the PS3, so I'm probably gonna keep it and my games. Like I always do, I'm gonna wait it out(like I am with the Wii U) until a few games that look incredible come out.
User avatar #195 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah i'm def excited for Wii U
Pikmin 3
Bayonetta 2
Super Smash Bros 4
hell i love any nintendo game, grew up with n64 and a small amount of playstation. then i went microsoft because halo. now i just want sony and nintendo, cuz their games are looking more worthwhile now.
User avatar #251 - taintedangel (05/23/2013) [-]
Other awesome games being made:
-Zelda '14
-Wind Waker HD remake (fully updated graphics, unlike all the other "HD remake" of games)
-Mario Kart 7
-The Wonderful 101
-Wario & Game (a new Warioware)
-AC4: Black Flag

just to name a few more titles.
User avatar #252 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
Mario Kart U*
7 was for the 3DS
User avatar #254 - taintedangel (05/23/2013) [-]
oops. My mistake.
User avatar #261 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #211 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was gonna get it because of the new Mario game, but then realized it's the same game as most other Mario games. Anyway, when those come out, I'm definitely getting them.
User avatar #215 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
i've got like $65.00 on my Wii U Eshop waiting patiently for Pikmin 3.
User avatar #217 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
Is the Wii U worth it now? Or should I wait a bit longer? I didn't see any games I thought looked good so far.
User avatar #226 - jibbablabba (05/23/2013) [-]
well when i got it, it didn't have much.

pretty much the only games worth any time are Nintendo Land (especially if you have 4 friends since it introduces 5 player gameplay. better get 4 wiimote and nunchucks too)
Sonic All Star Racing Transformed (which gives you Metal Sonic for free plus the online ain't too shabby.)
a few indie games
New Super Mario bros U, also has Luigi DLC to let you do single player with Luigi, all the levels are tweaked too so it's like a new game.
Scribblenauts Unlimited is okay.
ZombiU is fucking amazing
it has video chat for your friends, so that's a kind of plus.
really i'd say you should wait, all those games get boring extremely fast. in the fall we'll get
Pikmin 3, Windwaker HD, and a good amount of sweet Virtual Console games, hopefully the Gamecube VC will launch for it by then. which you can just use the gamepad to play those. though getting that 50 dollar pro controller would help, especially for Super Smash bros when it comes out.
User avatar #227 - samxdaxman (05/23/2013) [-]
True that. Alright, I'll save up and maybe get it for Christmas if i don't have the money by then.
#165 - I also need the shut-the-fuck-up-and-enjoy-your-video-games image. 05/23/2013 on xbox one +3
#50 - "I call it, a peanut butter and ass sandwich, but Tom her… 05/23/2013 on Release the Kraken! +1
#107 - How about this: Despite the seemingly peaceful relations b… 05/23/2013 on Oh my... 0
#59259 - Yeah true, but I never was one for sub genres. To me, it's met…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #59261 - threeeighteen (05/22/2013) [-]
I personally prefer post-melodic death country.
#59251 - I'm not really a fan of metal, so I probably won't check it ou…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #59252 - threeeighteen (05/22/2013) [-]
That's cool, I was just sorta wanting to get in on the metal sub-genre talk.
User avatar #59259 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah true, but I never was one for sub genres. To me, it's metal, rap, country,all those.
User avatar #59261 - threeeighteen (05/22/2013) [-]
I personally prefer post-melodic death country.
#59239 - Shit, you're right. Well they're still presented as poor children. 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#59237 - I told you bro. YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE. 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#59228 - That's when I play this card. This normally shuts them up.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #59236 - swiftykidd (05/22/2013) [-]
the pc is still depicted as glorious though
User avatar #59239 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
Shit, you're right. Well they're still presented as poor children.
#163 - DO DA LA LA LA LA LA LA. 05/22/2013 on Has evolution gone too far? +1
#463 - Sup niggas 05/22/2013 on Valve Names new xbox +2
#59183 - And those who know EVERY SUBGENRE OF METAL EVER. "Oh, you…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #59250 - threeeighteen (05/22/2013) [-]
Sorry to say newfag, but the best metal subgenre of all time is quite obviously Folk Metal.

But on a serious note, Folk Metal and similar sub-genres are probably the best, mostly because they don't take themselves too seriously.
User avatar #59251 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not really a fan of metal, so I probably won't check it out anytime soon. No offense to you or metal fans, it's just not my thing.
User avatar #59252 - threeeighteen (05/22/2013) [-]
That's cool, I was just sorta wanting to get in on the metal sub-genre talk.
User avatar #59259 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah true, but I never was one for sub genres. To me, it's metal, rap, country,all those.
User avatar #59261 - threeeighteen (05/22/2013) [-]
I personally prefer post-melodic death country.
#59150 - Welcome to the club, here's your complementary T-shirt*. … 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#59149 - I never used those, but I collected them, "just in case&q… 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#59147 - I had no idea what over encumbered was at first, so I thought …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #59148 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
I had a bunch of stealth boys from killing night kin in the Come Fly With Me mission and if there was any sort of challenge, I'd just use a stealth boy to get away
User avatar #59149 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I never used those, but I collected them, "just in case". I always end up with like 10 by the end.
#59076 - The only "rare" weapons in FO:NV I use all the time …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #59081 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
I spent half of my first playthrough with 3 rocket launchers and every other weapon you can steal from the Boomers. Only after I beat the game and reloaded a previous save did I realize I could stash shit in Mr. House's apartment.
I never even used the weapons, I spent like 40 minutes fighting the guy right before the end of the game because I was saving them for a later moment.
User avatar #59147 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I had no idea what over encumbered was at first, so I thought I had taken too much damage at once. I wasted 5 stimpacks and spent 3 days sleeping before I realized I was carrying too much shit.
User avatar #59148 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
I had a bunch of stealth boys from killing night kin in the Come Fly With Me mission and if there was any sort of challenge, I'd just use a stealth boy to get away
User avatar #59149 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I never used those, but I collected them, "just in case". I always end up with like 10 by the end.
#59069 - Most of which I never used, but kept around in case I wanted t…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #59072 - ferrettamer (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh god, I did that in FO as well. And TES. I would hunt for weapons I don't have and unique weapons (doesn't matter whether they were guns, explosive, melee or fists) , stockpile them and never use them
User avatar #59076 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
The only "rare" weapons in FO:NV I use all the time are the Gobi scout rifle and Oh Baby!(yes, that's the name of a weapon, no I don't know why). Yet, I'm almost always overencumbered because I keep thinking "what if I need this to kill someone?" And carry 300 pounds of semi-useless things.
Also, I'm afraid of decaying the condition.
User avatar #59081 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
I spent half of my first playthrough with 3 rocket launchers and every other weapon you can steal from the Boomers. Only after I beat the game and reloaded a previous save did I realize I could stash shit in Mr. House's apartment.
I never even used the weapons, I spent like 40 minutes fighting the guy right before the end of the game because I was saving them for a later moment.
User avatar #59147 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I had no idea what over encumbered was at first, so I thought I had taken too much damage at once. I wasted 5 stimpacks and spent 3 days sleeping before I realized I was carrying too much shit.
User avatar #59148 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
I had a bunch of stealth boys from killing night kin in the Come Fly With Me mission and if there was any sort of challenge, I'd just use a stealth boy to get away
User avatar #59149 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I never used those, but I collected them, "just in case". I always end up with like 10 by the end.
#843 - I'm not really one to call and ask for battletoads, but this m… 05/22/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! 0
#841 - Dude, you're the best.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! 0
User avatar #842 - rel (05/22/2013) [-]
I know ;D
User avatar #843 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not really one to call and ask for battletoads, but this may be one of the times I do. I'm gonna save that number for a rainy day and follow in your footsteps.
#59066 - I used to be like you in the fallout example. Then I got the G…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #59069 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
Most of which I never used, but kept around in case I wanted to kill someone creatively.
User avatar #59072 - ferrettamer (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh god, I did that in FO as well. And TES. I would hunt for weapons I don't have and unique weapons (doesn't matter whether they were guns, explosive, melee or fists) , stockpile them and never use them
User avatar #59076 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
The only "rare" weapons in FO:NV I use all the time are the Gobi scout rifle and Oh Baby!(yes, that's the name of a weapon, no I don't know why). Yet, I'm almost always overencumbered because I keep thinking "what if I need this to kill someone?" And carry 300 pounds of semi-useless things.
Also, I'm afraid of decaying the condition.
User avatar #59081 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
I spent half of my first playthrough with 3 rocket launchers and every other weapon you can steal from the Boomers. Only after I beat the game and reloaded a previous save did I realize I could stash shit in Mr. House's apartment.
I never even used the weapons, I spent like 40 minutes fighting the guy right before the end of the game because I was saving them for a later moment.
User avatar #59147 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I had no idea what over encumbered was at first, so I thought I had taken too much damage at once. I wasted 5 stimpacks and spent 3 days sleeping before I realized I was carrying too much shit.
User avatar #59148 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
I had a bunch of stealth boys from killing night kin in the Come Fly With Me mission and if there was any sort of challenge, I'd just use a stealth boy to get away
User avatar #59149 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I never used those, but I collected them, "just in case". I always end up with like 10 by the end.
#59054 - You can do it lil nigga I believe in you.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #59233 - redwins (05/22/2013) [-]
I did it!
#59237 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I told you bro. YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE.
#63061 - Yep. 05/21/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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User avatar #1003 - murpmurp (04/16/2013) [-]
Hi, you usually check on my profile but i changed it up :3
User avatar #1004 to #1003 - samxdaxman (04/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha alright then :) whatsup?
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - murpmurp (04/16/2013) [-]
Your cute
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - samxdaxman (04/17/2013) [-]
Well that's random. Hahah thanks!
Why is it that a bunch of people online think im cute/attractive/whatever, but nobody IRL does ._. Hahaha
#859 - megustayougusta (03/29/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is being a nigger and not letting me reply.   
   
I am fantastic, just trying to talk to new people lol
Funnyjunk is being a nigger and not letting me reply.

I am fantastic, just trying to talk to new people lol

User avatar #849 to #848 - samxdaxman (03/28/2013) [-]
Delicious.
#835 - megustayougusta (03/27/2013) [-]
mfw it won't let me reply to your comment
mfw it won't let me reply to your comment
User avatar #981 to #835 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I know right? I'll hopefully get mine in May/June.
When do you turn 16 again?
User avatar #982 to #981 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
May 21 c:
User avatar #983 to #982 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Nice :) I say enjoy getting free rides while you can. Gas is a bitch to pay for.
User avatar #984 to #983 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
lol truee.

SHIET NIGGA I GOTTA GO D:

I'll talk to you later okie?:)
User avatar #985 to #984 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Okie :) bye, have fun being the 3rd wheel!
User avatar #986 to #985 - megustayougusta (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm home!! :D
User avatar #987 to #986 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
Oh good, you didn't die. How much did you cry from missing me? Lol welcome back :P
User avatar #989 to #988 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
Hahahaha too damn perfect. How was it?
User avatar #990 to #989 - megustayougusta (03/31/2013) [-]
We ended up not going to the mall and went to her cousin's house instead to watch movies and eat pizza. It was a good day hahaa
User avatar #991 to #990 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
Lol niceee. I spent the day goofing around with my cousins and eating jelly beans :D hahaha it was a good day here too.
User avatar #992 to #991 - megustayougusta (03/31/2013) [-]
UGHHH WHAT A FATASS.
User avatar #993 to #992 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
SHUT UP, YOU SPENT THE DAY EATING PIZZA AND WATCHING MOVIES.
Yeah I am a fatass....... but you are too :P
User avatar #994 to #993 - megustayougusta (03/31/2013) [-]
LET'S EMBRACE THE FATNESS.

do you have a facebook?
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User avatar #996 to #995 - megustayougusta (03/31/2013) [-]
I SENT ONE NIGGARONI AND CHEESE
User avatar #998 to #996 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
Nevermind, got it :)
User avatar #997 to #996 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
I AIN'T GOT SHIT YET. THE FUCK NIGGS?
User avatar #1001 to #997 - megustayougusta (03/31/2013) [-]
and GOOD c:

see I told you I was ugly MUAHAHAHHAHAA
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
message meeeeeeeeeeee whore.
User avatar #999 to #997 - megustayougusta (03/31/2013) [-]
IM NOT A NIGGER YOU NIGGER
User avatar #1000 to #999 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
I told you motherfucker, i got it! Now message me :D
User avatar #961 to #835 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Because we are both sexy, hilarious geniuses.
User avatar #962 to #961 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
with awesome facial hair ;D
User avatar #963 to #962 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
And many other attractive features.
That's why we're single, we just haven't met anyone who can comprehend our awesomeness. Or we're just ugly.
User avatar #964 to #963 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Obviously!!

lol jk I'm just ugly
User avatar #965 to #964 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol yep.
Total honesty though, you're really not c:
User avatar #966 to #965 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
why thank you good sir I like your face as well
User avatar #967 to #966 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Danke madam :)
I'm about to leave so I'll try to respond when i can on my phone but it'll probably take a bit. Anyway, you still going to the mall and having fun being the 3rd wheel?
User avatar #968 to #967 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Yup she's gonna pick me up, not sure when though lol.
But aww you're leaving D:
Anyways have fun!
User avatar #969 to #968 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Not really "leaving" per se. I can go on FJ from my phone. So I'll be able to talk, I just won't be able to respond as frequently. Besides, I've still got a bit :)
User avatar #970 to #969 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Hooorayyy!
Oh and I finally found pants so I'm a happy camper:D
User avatar #971 to #970 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Yaaaay :D
I still say you go naked. Pants are pesky fuckers.
User avatar #972 to #971 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
That's why I enjoy being home alone all the time:
NO PANTS PARTY
PEEING WITH THE DOOR OPEN
TALKING TO MY CAT WITHOUT BEING JUDGED
User avatar #973 to #972 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH BLASTING GANGSTA RAP WHILE DANCING LIKE A WHITE PERSON NAKEEEEEEEEEEED!
Oh wait, that's just a regular Tuesday for me.
User avatar #974 to #973 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Eww that's gross.
Actions like those should only be performed on Wednesdays.
User avatar #975 to #974 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I'm just a filthy human being. I deserve to be incarcerated.
User avatar #976 to #975 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Can't even look at you right now...
User avatar #977 to #976 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Pls bby luv me.
User avatar #978 to #977 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
bby i luv u 5eva

(dat meen I luv u moar den 4eva)
User avatar #979 to #978 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Yey c:
So how much longer do I get to talk to you before you leave with your friends?
User avatar #980 to #979 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Whenever they pick me up lol
It sucks not having my own license :c
User avatar #941 to #835 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
>implying you need pants to leave the house.
Be proud of you body and go naked.
User avatar #942 to #941 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
If it was socially acceptable to go out in public without clothes I would.
User avatar #943 to #942 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol true that.
So, what exactly are you going outside for? There's nothing out there except real people, and nobody likes those.
User avatar #944 to #943 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
My friend wants me to go to the mall with her :P

I guess it'll be fun if she doesn't invite her boyfriend lmfao

forever the third wheel
User avatar #945 to #944 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Shit man, I know that feel waaaaaaaaaaay too well :l My good friend and his gf were into the lovey-dovey shit at the beginning of their relationship and were basically dry humping whenever we hung out O_O
Fuck being the 3rd wheel.
User avatar #946 to #945 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm just accepting the fact that I'm forever alone.

But if you decide to make out, PLEASE do not do it when I am sitting IN BETWEEN you guys. True story.
User avatar #947 to #946 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I haven't had to deal with that, but shit, that must suck.
and how the hell are you forever alone? Your facial hair is amazing! Hahaha :D
User avatar #948 to #947 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Why thank you good sir not everyone appreciates my sweet mustache lmfao
User avatar #949 to #948 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol female facial hair isn't appreciated enough.
Fun fact: my nickname at school is "Wookie", due to the fact I've had a beard since 8th grade.
User avatar #950 to #949 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
LOLOLOL AWWWWW.

My school has that one kid too lmfaooo
User avatar #951 to #950 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Hahaha nice. He is my kin.
I love my beard though. Except when it get too thick.
User avatar #952 to #951 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Guys with beards UNNFFFFF
I also love stubble on guys a little too much lmfao
User avatar #953 to #952 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I feel like taking another picture of myself to give you something else to wank to..... but nah. Just use the other one i gave you. hahaha :)
User avatar #954 to #953 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Lmfao aw:c

How long does it take to grow a full beard?
User avatar #955 to #954 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Maybe a couple weeks? 2 or 3? I have no idea lol. With it, people say I look old enough to buy alcohol and not get ID'd, but without it, I look like a 10 year old hahaha.
User avatar #956 to #955 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Ahaa oh god that's awesome.
User avatar #957 to #956 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol yeah. It's a bit annoying since have to trim it quite a bit :/ How much do you shave your mustache? lol
User avatar #958 to #957 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Fuck shaving I just eat it lmfao.
#959 to #958 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Dude, I would totally eat my beard. YOU JUST GAVE ME THE BEST IDEA EVER, YOU FANTASTIC BASTARD.
Dude, I would totally eat my beard. YOU JUST GAVE ME THE BEST IDEA EVER, YOU FANTASTIC BASTARD.
User avatar #960 to #959 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
LMFAO
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.
User avatar #921 to #835 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Goddammit, I'm too lazy to even get up for food, how the hell am I gonna carry you. Fuck.
User avatar #922 to #921 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
I'd motivate you the whole way there.

CUM ON YOU CAN DO IT YEAHH WOOOO SWAGG YOLOOOO.
User avatar #923 to #922 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
How about this: I run there and you just hang onto my dick like a sloth. No? No then.
#924 to #923 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Sorry I'll need something bigger to hang onto :)
User avatar #925 to #924 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
U mak me sads :,,,,,,,,(((((((((((((((((((
Hahaha this whole damn conversation is fucking amazing/weird/funny.
User avatar #926 to #925 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Oh shush u still perf gurl.

And I fucking know right?
#927 to #926 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol we're just 2cool4skool.   
Random thought, I don't think I've ever met anyone on here who lives anywhere near Mass. This is a first. So, congrats.
Lol we're just 2cool4skool.
Random thought, I don't think I've ever met anyone on here who lives anywhere near Mass. This is a first. So, congrats.
User avatar #928 to #927 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Even randomer thought, I've never talked to anyone on this site, just kinda lurked around in the shadows. So, congrats.

I'm Jen by the way. :)
#929 to #928 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Sam(obviously) currently speaking :) not for long though, cuz I'm probably gonna go to bed soon. I'll talk to you tomorrow guuurl.   
And with that, I leave you a gif of Gunter.
Sam(obviously) currently speaking :) not for long though, cuz I'm probably gonna go to bed soon. I'll talk to you tomorrow guuurl.
And with that, I leave you a gif of Gunter.
#930 to #929 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Well night!:)   
   
and I'll leave you this. lmfao.
Well night!:)

and I'll leave you this. lmfao.
User avatar #931 to #930 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm back motherfucker!
Hi :)
User avatar #932 to #931 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Hi I just woke up :P
User avatar #933 to #932 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Hahaha nice job :P
User avatar #934 to #933 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Thanks sleeping is my specialty :)
User avatar #935 to #934 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I feel like I could make a sex joke out of that...... But I can't brain right now. So you're safe..... FOR NOW.
User avatar #936 to #935 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting. I love a good sex joke lmfao
User avatar #937 to #936 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol same here. But right now, I really can't fuckin think. I dunno why, I'm just.. bleh. Hahaha
User avatar #938 to #937 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Haha so what's up?

Don't be bleh mister.
User avatar #939 to #938 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I DO WUT I WANT.

Nothin much, getting ready to go to am early easter party/my dads surprise late bday party. How about you :)
User avatar #940 to #939 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Sounds fun lol

I'm trying to find pants so I can actually leave my house :P
#901 to #835 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Awww yeeeeeee.
Awww yeeeeeee.
#902 to #901 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm bored.   
   
entertain me? :)
I'm bored.

entertain me? :)
User avatar #903 to #902 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm bored too :/ so I'll just ask some random questions.
What type of music do you listen to?
User avatar #904 to #903 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm so bipolar when it comes to music lol.

Off the top of my head I like The Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Aerosmith, Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, Excision, Rise Against, Earl, and the annoying teenage girl inside of me goes nuts for NeverShoutNever c:

hbu?
User avatar #905 to #904 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Mostly underground rap. Not that lil wayne "HURR SHMOK WEED FUK BICHES DURR" shit. People like Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Immortal Technique, MAYDAY!, Prozak, and Tech N9ne who rap about actual events and stuff like that. I'll listen to anything really though. My shuffle goes from one of those guys to Johnny Cash to Portishead to Fatboy Slim lol.
User avatar #906 to #905 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol niceeee!
User avatar #907 to #906 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Haha yup. Links for links? I've heard Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd and Rise Against(all are awesome groups btw), but I wanna hear the best of the other guys :) Plus, I just love shoving my music in other peoples faces. lol
Atmosphere- www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et_E4M4JgIU
Aesop Rock- www.youtube.com/watch?v=igUsHrFqegE
Immortal Tech.- www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lhqq1lyh4s
MAYDAY!- www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXx_ikBEdCI
Prozak- www.youtube.com/watch?v=rugu1LtBosk
Tech N9ne- www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi1uHFBjH2w
User avatar #909 to #908 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Haha it's fine. Like I said, I'll listen to anything really. I'll check em out :) well, I asked youa question, now it's your turn motherfucker.
User avatar #910 to #909 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Hmmmm...

What's your idea of a fun time?
What did you always want to do?
User avatar #911 to #910 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Fun time? depends how I'm feeling. If I'm happy, I'll hang with friends. other times, I just wanna be alone.
What I wanna do? Be a marine biologist. Fish are badass.
User avatar #912 to #911 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol a fun time for me is with friends too, or playing music (I play guitar and ukulele lolol)

And I have no clue what I wanna do job wise, but I always wanted to go scuba diving and go to Japan haha.
User avatar #913 to #912 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I wish i could play an instrument :l I just have no musical talent.
And I wanna go scuba diving so damn badly hahahaha. I basically wanna either travel when I'm older or raise enough money to go travelling.
User avatar #914 to #913 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
That's what I thought until I really practiced lol, and I wanna travel soooo bad. I've never went somewhere on vacation or traveled really so it'd be fun to see if I hate people from all over the world :)
User avatar #915 to #914 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
My dad tried teaching me guitar for like, a year and i got nothing hahaha. And same here about the travel thing. I don't care if it's first world or third world, I wanna go to a bunch of different countries. Let's pool together our money and get the hell out of 'murica..
User avatar #916 to #915 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Sounds like a plan:D

I got $10 is that enough?
User avatar #917 to #916 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I got $20. We can rent a bicycle and pedal to South America. Let's go motherfucker! hahaha
User avatar #918 to #917 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Ughh that sounds like a lot of moving D:

Can't you just carry me all the way to South America? I'm tiny it's all good.
User avatar #919 to #918 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Goddammit..... fine. But I'm taking your $10.
#920 to #919 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
fine with me :)
fine with me :)
User avatar #881 to #835 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Ok then, I'll just mail them to you. That'll work.
BUY YOUR OWN, ASSHOLE.
User avatar #882 to #881 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
NIGGA IM BROKE.

THANKS OBAMA.
User avatar #883 to #882 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I am too :( saving up all my monies to go to Ecuador in June. And a car. And games. And everything else.
#884 to #883 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
take me to Ecuador.   
   
I'll pay you in gifs.
take me to Ecuador.

I'll pay you in gifs.
User avatar #885 to #884 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Pay me in secks and you've got a deal.
User avatar #887 to #886 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Ok good. I will see you in a few months. Be prepared to have monkeys throw shit at you. And then visiting Ecuador.
User avatar #888 to #887 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!
#889 to #888 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
I know! I love having shit thrown at me too!
I know! I love having shit thrown at me too!
#890 to #889 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Who doesn't??
Who doesn't??
User avatar #891 to #890 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
True that.
So, any plans for the long weekend?
User avatar #892 to #891 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Might venture to someone's house so they can feed me haha
User avatar #893 to #892 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol, good plan. I'm probably just gonna hang out at home, maybe go to a friends house.

ah, who am i kidding, i dont have friends!
User avatar #894 to #893 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Who needs friends when you have internet
User avatar #895 to #894 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Internet is love.
Internet is life.
#896 to #895 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
My cat = life
User avatar #897 to #896 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
My 2 cats = an un-ending maze of confusion, retardedy and fear. Lol, mine are scared of everything, get themselves stuck fucking everywhere and are just complete dumbasses. But I fucking love them hahaha
User avatar #898 to #897 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
Mine reminds me more of a dog than a cat lol, and plus he's fat so I love him and yep :)

#catladySWAGGGGGG
User avatar #899 to #898 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol, my dog is the same as them, only is too big to get stuck everywhere.
User avatar #900 to #899 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
dogs and cats.

you got the bitches and the pussy.
User avatar #860 to #835 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
Lol, why not just keep it in the same thread?
And that's good, I'm fantastic as well :P
User avatar #861 to #860 - megustayougusta (03/29/2013) [-]
Cause I'm not advanced enough to do that lol.

And YAY for being FAPtastic
#863 to #861 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
You know it.
User avatar #865 to #864 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
haha yeah :P I'm normally not that sexy though hahaha.
#866 to #865 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
bitchplease.

This is what I do when I'm home alone all day.
User avatar #867 to #866 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lol nice chocolate mustache. It um.... how do you girls say this shit? oh right! "It brings out your eyes.
"not sure what that means, but i heard it gets bitches.
User avatar #868 to #867 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
my facial hair > your facial hair

that's not something girls say alot..
User avatar #869 to #868 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Lel, the only reason that's true is cuz i just trimmed it a couple hours ago :P
User avatar #870 to #869 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
I wanna feel your facial hair is that weird to say?

yes?

well that's why I'm on the internet in the first place.
#871 to #870 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
It's very weird.

Just the way I like it.
#872 to #871 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
excellent.
excellent.
#875 to #874 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
we just are too fucking awesome.
we just are too fucking awesome.
#876 to #875 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
we are sextacular
#877 to #876 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
#879 to #878 - samxdaxman (03/30/2013) [-]
Fuck, now I'm hungry. Imma get some oreos.
Fuck, now I'm hungry. Imma get some oreos.
#880 to #879 - megustayougusta (03/30/2013) [-]
I want some.
I want some.
User avatar #836 to #835 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
It's cuz the thread couldn't even handle us.

Anyway, I'm tired as fuck and I'm going to bed early tonight. You seem cool, so imma friend you :) night.
User avatar #837 to #836 - megustayougusta (03/27/2013) [-]
Nighty night :D

You seem cool too! FRIEND REQUEST ACCEPTED.
User avatar #839 to #837 - samxdaxman (03/28/2013) [-]
I'M BACK NIGGA.
Whatsup?
User avatar #840 to #839 - megustayougusta (03/28/2013) [-]
YO MUH NIGGA.

I'm just on the glorious internet... like always.
User avatar #841 to #840 - samxdaxman (03/28/2013) [-]
Ahh yes, the internet. I'm just sitting wondering what the fuck I'm doing here. Then i remember i can never leave.
User avatar #842 to #841 - megustayougusta (03/28/2013) [-]
Dude I spent the last hour watching baby sloth videos.

oh god what am I doing with my life
User avatar #843 to #842 - samxdaxman (03/28/2013) [-]
At least you've been doing something. All I've done is just sit here wondering "what the fuck should i do.....". Fuck it, I'm gonna go take a quick shower and masturbate. Be right back k?
User avatar #844 to #843 - megustayougusta (03/28/2013) [-]
MMM WETNESS.

okie dokie have fun being naked and stuff
User avatar #845 to #844 - samxdaxman (03/28/2013) [-]
It was so much fun being nude. Anywho, I'm back :)
User avatar #846 to #845 - megustayougusta (03/28/2013) [-]
Welcome back! I have also returned, I made an awesome dinner for myself.

it was mac and cheese
User avatar #847 to #846 - samxdaxman (03/28/2013) [-]
That's pretty badass. Fuck school, it's too early for this shit.
#851 to #850 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
Hi there. So are we continuing that dance thread we had on the social board?
Hi there. So are we continuing that dance thread we had on the social board?
#852 to #851 - megustayougusta (03/29/2013) [-]
Fur sure nigga
Fur sure nigga
User avatar #853 to #852 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
Hellz yeah. So, how's it goin'?
#854 to #853 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
GODDAMMIT THESE WONT FUCKING LOAD
GODDAMMIT THESE WONT FUCKING LOAD
#855 to #854 - megustayougusta (03/29/2013) [-]
Ehh I'm just really bored.   
   
talking to a stranger on the internet &gt; talking to people I know
Ehh I'm just really bored.

talking to a stranger on the internet > talking to people I know
#856 to #855 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
You know it biatch.   
BRB, gotta have dinner.
You know it biatch.
BRB, gotta have dinner.
#857 to #856 - megustayougusta (03/29/2013) [-]
okie dokie artichokie!
okie dokie artichokie!
#858 to #857 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
Back :) hows it going?
Back :) hows it going?
#838 to #837 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH, FRIENDSHIP. good god, I need sleep.......
FUCK YEAH, FRIENDSHIP. good god, I need sleep.......
User avatar #817 - eeveeisbestpoke (03/20/2013) [-]
Hi :D
User avatar #818 to #817 - samxdaxman (03/20/2013) [-]
Hello :) whatsup?
User avatar #819 to #818 - eeveeisbestpoke (03/20/2013) [-]
can I ask a question?
User avatar #820 to #819 - samxdaxman (03/20/2013) [-]
Sure thing.
User avatar #821 to #820 - eeveeisbestpoke (03/20/2013) [-]
have you ever been in love before?
User avatar #822 to #821 - samxdaxman (03/20/2013) [-]
I think so. Still am, in a way. The thing is, you don't really know if it's true love or lust. Why do you ask?
User avatar #823 to #822 - eeveeisbestpoke (03/20/2013) [-]
I have this friend. He somehow reminds everyone of the slenderman for some reason...but...I think I am in love with him. What do I do? D:
User avatar #824 to #823 - samxdaxman (03/20/2013) [-]
Well, how does he act around you?
User avatar #825 to #824 - eeveeisbestpoke (03/20/2013) [-]
Well. He is very nice to me. Sticks up for me when people pick on me, and does nice things for me. Like any friend would.
User avatar #826 to #825 - samxdaxman (03/20/2013) [-]
Hmm. Is there anything that he does that makes you think he likes you more then a friend?
User avatar #827 to #826 - eeveeisbestpoke (03/20/2013) [-]
I...am not sure. He is very good at hiding his feelings. He is serious most of the time. I usually need to squeeze things out of him when I can tell something is wrong.
User avatar #828 to #827 - samxdaxman (03/20/2013) [-]
Well it's kinda hard to tell, especially considering the fact I've never met the dude lol.
User avatar #829 to #828 - eeveeisbestpoke (03/21/2013) [-]
true. It is because of that that he reminds everyone of the slenderman.
:)
User avatar #830 to #829 - samxdaxman (03/21/2013) [-]
Hahaha :P Anywho, I have no idea if he likes you back. If you think there's a chance with him, ask him out.
User avatar #831 to #830 - eeveeisbestpoke (03/21/2013) [-]
...but...what if he really doesn't feel the same?
User avatar #832 to #831 - samxdaxman (03/21/2013) [-]
Well if he's a true friend, he'll still remain friends at least. If you think the risk ins't worth the reward, then don't. I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER MET THE GUY DAMMIT. lol
#833 to #832 - eeveeisbestpoke (03/21/2013) [-]
ok. Thank you for the advice! :D
ok. Thank you for the advice! :D
User avatar #834 to #833 - samxdaxman (03/21/2013) [-]
No problem :D
#810 - allion (03/07/2013) [-]
HAAAAAY GURL
User avatar #811 to #810 - samxdaxman (03/07/2013) [-]
OH HAAAAY.
User avatar #812 to #811 - allion (03/08/2013) [-]
wasssssssup
User avatar #813 to #812 - samxdaxman (03/08/2013) [-]
Not muuuuuch brah. Watching Community.
User avatar #814 to #813 - allion (03/08/2013) [-]
I've never seen that, I heard it's hilarious though
User avatar #815 to #814 - samxdaxman (03/08/2013) [-]
It's fucking hilarious. Watch it.
User avatar #795 to #754 - samxdaxman (02/24/2013) [-]
YOURE ACTING LIKE I HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE THAT. haha when i get my license ill probably try it again and see if it works.
User avatar #796 to #795 - allion (02/24/2013) [-]
oh yeah, haha. do it!
except work sucks though! I had an 8 1/2 hour shift today and I feel like I'm going to die
User avatar #797 to #796 - samxdaxman (02/24/2013) [-]
oh fuck that horrible haha. well i'm (hoping) i wont be working that hard hahaha.
User avatar #798 to #797 - allion (02/24/2013) [-]
yeah it doesn't happen often for me lol
tomorrow I only work 6 hours so I can deal with that
User avatar #799 to #798 - samxdaxman (02/24/2013) [-]
haha thatd be much easier to work with. fuck, its not like i do anything anyways..........
User avatar #800 to #799 - allion (02/24/2013) [-]
that's what I said! might as well make moneyy
User avatar #801 to #800 - samxdaxman (02/24/2013) [-]
cash money fa dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. lol
#802 to #801 - allion (02/24/2013) [-]
make it rain on dem hoes
make it rain on dem hoes
User avatar #803 to #802 - samxdaxman (02/24/2013) [-]
i would post a related gif, but im at my moms house and have no pics/gifs from home.
#804 to #803 - allion (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm so disappointed in you
I'm so disappointed in you
User avatar #805 to #804 - samxdaxman (02/24/2013) [-]
pls luv me father
#806 to #805 - allion (02/24/2013) [-]
son, I am disappoint
#807 to #806 - samxdaxman (02/24/2013) [-]
y u do dis
y u do dis
User avatar #808 to #807 - allion (02/24/2013) [-]
I thought you didn't have any!
User avatar #809 to #808 - samxdaxman (02/24/2013) [-]
I have like, 3 on my moms laptop hahaha.
User avatar #775 to #754 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
Y'know what allion? you're like, too mainstream for me. im gonna have to let you go. kbye. hahaha
#776 to #775 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
brb crying
brb crying
User avatar #777 to #776 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
yourtearsaredelicious.jpg
#778 to #777 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
your brakes were delicious
User avatar #779 to #778 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
HA! those werent my brakes because I CAN'T DRIVE AND DONT OWN A CAR!
oh god, i want to drive somewhere.....
#780 to #779 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
lel you can't drive?
how old are you again?
User avatar #781 to #780 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
im 16 and have my permit, but i cant get my license yet. ill be able to get it in a couple months though!
#782 to #781 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
haha and here I assumed you were older than me
User avatar #783 to #782 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
lol how old are you?
User avatar #784 to #783 - allion (02/23/2013) [-]
...17. but still!
User avatar #785 to #784 - samxdaxman (02/23/2013) [-]
Damn son, yous pathetic as fuuuuuuck.
Wait, can you drive?
User avatar #786 to #785 - allion (02/23/2013) [-]
yeah lol and I have a car
User avatar #787 to #786 - samxdaxman (02/23/2013) [-]
lucky fuck :l i want a goddamn car..... hahaha
User avatar #788 to #787 - allion (02/23/2013) [-]
haha yeahh, it's nice to have. I have no idea what I would do without it now
User avatar #789 to #788 - samxdaxman (02/23/2013) [-]
exactly! my mom is offering to sell me hers for $1500 when i have the money. but im spending so much money for a trip to ecuador, i dont have any fucking money to spend.
User avatar #790 to #789 - allion (02/23/2013) [-]
haha wow that sucks. do you have a job or?
User avatar #791 to #790 - samxdaxman (02/23/2013) [-]
nope. ive tried my hardest to get one, but the closest i can get is to get some money by doing odd jobs around the house for my parents.
User avatar #792 to #791 - allion (02/23/2013) [-]
oh well that's cool. get a job, earn money faster!
User avatar #793 to #792 - samxdaxman (02/23/2013) [-]
If it was that easy, I'd be working. Haha I've tried out at like, 10 different places. It'd be much easier if I had a car.
So basically, I don't have a car because I can't get a job because I don't have a car and soon and so forth.
User avatar #794 to #793 - allion (02/24/2013) [-]
haha oh yeah that awful cycle. well, ask your parents to get you a car for your job, and then pay them back!
User avatar #755 to #754 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you're fucking awesome lol. But you do realize you could've posted it here right? Lol
User avatar #756 to #755 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
no shit?
lol jk yeah I know I just didn't want your wall spammed with close to 50 pictures and I want to have access to it whenever sooo, I did that
User avatar #757 to #756 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
Haha good point. But, I'm gonna have to take those and use it frequently. Ok? Ok. Haha
User avatar #758 to #757 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
yeah that's what it's there for! :)
User avatar #759 to #758 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
good :D so, hows it been wherever the fuck you are?
User avatar #760 to #759 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
it's been pretty boring you know, except today was cool, we had a snow day :D
User avatar #761 to #760 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
oh cool. we've had a week off due to vacation bitccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccch. hahaha
#762 to #761 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
mine's the last week of march! be jelly, my spring break is actually in the spring
mine's the last week of march! be jelly, my spring break is actually in the spring
#763 to #762 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
oh, this is just february vacation. our spring vacation is in spring as well.
yeah, thats right. be mad.
#764 to #763 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
gee bill, TWO vacations????
User avatar #765 to #764 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
I AM SHIVA, GOD OF DEATH.

i have no bill images. please spare me.
#766 to #765 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
here you go, my favorite one
User avatar #767 to #766 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
yes, that one. these posts are funny as hell haha
User avatar #768 to #767 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
I know! haha
so what did you do for your vacation?
User avatar #769 to #768 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
went to a concert.........and thats about it! hahaha it was a fucking awesome concert though.
#770 to #769 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
cool, who was it?
cool, who was it?
User avatar #771 to #770 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, DJ Big Wiz and Busdriver. they were fucking awesome haha
User avatar #772 to #771 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
never heard of any of them, lol
but that's cooool
User avatar #773 to #772 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
at the risk of sounding like a hipster, they're some underground rap artists lol. but yeah, it was pretty damn awesome.
#774 to #773 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
h-i-p-s-t-e-r alert! haha
#733 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
what what
what what
User avatar #734 to #733 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
What up mah nyugga?

I'm literally about to fall asleep now. Respond to this and ill get back to ya tomorrow.
User avatar #735 to #734 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
alright I got off not too long after I posted that anyway lol
User avatar #736 to #735 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
Haha well were both awake now. So, whatsup?
#737 to #736 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
paula
paula
User avatar #738 to #737 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
Que?
User avatar #739 to #738 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
si
User avatar #740 to #739 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
No seriously, what the fuck. Lol
User avatar #741 to #740 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
I know, I love that gif :)
User avatar #742 to #741 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
ohh haha i was on my phone so i couldn't see it was her at the end lol. that's funny as hell hahaha.
User avatar #743 to #742 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
haha yeahh I was wondering what you were talking about!
User avatar #744 to #743 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
lol i had no idea you were talking about the glorious Lord of Butter, Mrs. Paula Deen.
#745 to #744 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
hahahaha the glorius lord of butter
User avatar #746 to #745 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
how many fucking pictures of her do you have? lol
#747 to #746 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
a lot
a lot
User avatar #748 to #747 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
dude, gimme a dump. i will luv u 5evr bby.
#749 to #748 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
but I am le tired
but I am le tired
User avatar #750 to #749 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
ok I will give me some time though I'm trying to arrange a folder for them
User avatar #751 to #750 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
you are now my favorite person ever.
User avatar #752 to #751 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
almost done!
User avatar #753 to #752 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
fuck yesssssssssssssssssss.
I gotta go for a bit, i'll be expecting it to be done upon my return.
#671 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
samdaxman
User avatar #699 to #671 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I know. And you know we can still talk in this thread right haha XD.
#700 to #699 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
oh yeah!
User avatar #701 to #700 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
Silly allion. Hahaha
#702 to #701 - allion (01/23/2013) [-]
silly samxdaxman
you know what I just realized
I've been thinking your username in my head as "sam - dax - man"
and it's really "sam da man" with x's
mind blown
User avatar #706 to #702 - samxdaxman (01/23/2013) [-]
*haha. I seriously hate autocorrect sometimes.
User avatar #703 to #702 - samxdaxman (01/23/2013) [-]
WHAT? BULLSHIT, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. YOU'RE LYING. I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO THIS NONSENSE.
haha you're not the first, that's how like 90% of the people here say it. One person thoughtit was a shared account and out names were Sam and Dax lol.
User avatar #704 to #703 - allion (01/23/2013) [-]
woah that's really weird! like my brain just chooses to ignore the first x.
and I'm not the only one that did it
there's science all up in this
User avatar #705 to #704 - samxdaxman (01/23/2013) [-]
*sigh* you caught me. My real name isn't Sam. It's Science. Gha
User avatar #707 to #705 - allion (01/23/2013) [-]
my whole life is a lie
#708 to #707 - samxdaxman (01/23/2013) [-]
When i found out, I too didn't know what to do. I was scared and confused. Now I just do this.
#673 to #672 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
hahaha oh my god that is awesome
fukken saved
#674 to #673 - samxdaxman (01/21/2013) [-]
Lol I have way weirder images on my laptop. I'm on my phone(again) so I've only got a couple images.
#675 to #674 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
lol I've been clearing out (saving) all the things I had in my favorites so I have a lot more material. it's awesome   
   
&gt;like this   
   
addy needs to make an app. NOW
lol I've been clearing out (saving) all the things I had in my favorites so I have a lot more material. it's awesome

>like this

addy needs to make an app. NOW
User avatar #676 to #675 - samxdaxman (01/21/2013) [-]
That or one of the tech-savvy people here need to :l
User avatar #677 to #676 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
yeah! and there's so many that want to. the app could be totally user made
User avatar #679 to #677 - samxdaxman (01/21/2013) [-]
gaize

hear me out

what if
guise srsly

what if WE

SRSLY GUISE

what if WE made the FJ mobile app?

go post that on whatever is necessary. GO NOW MY DISCIPLE.
User avatar #681 to #679 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
the thing is, it's already been attempted a couple times. every time it is close magical fairy princess finds out and it gets removed from the appstore.

the closest thing that has ever happened is actually the way I heard of funnyjunk. a few years ago, I'd say 3 or 4, I got this app called "funnypics" which still exists but is totally different now. it would have pictures, thousands of them, and links under them for source. and all of the links were to funnyjunk. now it's not like that anymore, and I haven't heard anyone bring up the app. but the creators were definitely from funnyjunk.
I guess nobody ever admitted to it and nobody knows about it, lol
User avatar #682 to #681 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
oh yeah, thats the app that introduced me to fj! what the hell does addy have against people wanting a fucking mobile app?
User avatar #685 to #682 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't know, probably wants to make money off of it if it ends up existing.
and yup, if it wasn't for that app I would never had heard of funnyjunk!
User avatar #686 to #685 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
Well..... If he wants money, he can have ads and make a .99 cent app. I'm not paying more than a buck to go on fj from my phone hahaha.
User avatar #687 to #686 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
lol stick it to the man. fuck him, he doesn't care much about the actual users.
by the way, I downloaded that app for the first time in a long time, and it still uses fj pictures, along with some from other sites. but it doesn't cite the sources right. they remake them and give links to imgur. one of them was a user-made content so I'm pretty sure they could get in trouble
User avatar #689 to #687 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah true. I still have it, I just haven't used it in forever since I've got fj and its all the same. Except the comments here are funnier.
User avatar #690 to #689 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
yeah lol I looked at the comments on there, and it just wasn't the same!
User avatar #688 to #687 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
not that any of this matters much :P
User avatar #691 to #688 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah. magical fairy princess's still gonna fuck us over again and again and again. And we'll tolerate it cuz we're stuck here forever :l
#692 to #691 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
hahahaha I like how you used the word "tolerate"

subtle, subtle
User avatar #693 to #692 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
......if thats supposed to be a brony joke, get the fuck out. Hahaha
User avatar #694 to #693 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
it is lol. but not cause I am one (I'm not), cause magical fairy princess is!
User avatar #695 to #694 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
Haha I'm not either. And I didn't even try to makethat jokes hahaha. I forgot addy was a brony
User avatar #696 to #695 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
haha I knew you didn't!!
my little sister watches that show, it's strange to think adult men are obsessed with it lol
User avatar #697 to #696 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
I watched the first episode, just to see what the fuss is about. It's really not all its cracked up to be. I certainly don't think it was such a good show grown men would want to fuck a horse from it......
User avatar #627 - nikkiee (01/14/2013) [-]
A couple older ones. I don't really play a lot of games. d:
User avatar #722 to #627 - samxdaxman (01/26/2013) [-]
dont worry, im no genius either :P hahaha.
User avatar #723 to #722 - nikkiee (01/26/2013) [-]
XD Oh, okay.
User avatar #724 to #723 - samxdaxman (01/26/2013) [-]
lol.
you got a Kik messenger?
User avatar #725 to #724 - nikkiee (01/26/2013) [-]
Used to. Why?
User avatar #726 to #725 - samxdaxman (01/26/2013) [-]
eh, just wondering. ive only got like 2 people added on there.
User avatar #727 to #726 - nikkiee (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh, alright.
User avatar #728 to #727 - samxdaxman (01/26/2013) [-]
yeah. plus i dont really like the FJ comments thing. i prefer to text people/message people on my phone. but if youd rather talk on here, thats perfectly fine :)
User avatar #729 to #728 - nikkiee (01/26/2013) [-]
Well, you can have my number, I don't really care.
User avatar #730 to #729 - samxdaxman (01/26/2013) [-]
hahaha ok. i accept. lol, pm it to me.
User avatar #731 to #730 - nikkiee (01/26/2013) [-]
Okie-dokie.
User avatar #668 to #627 - samxdaxman (01/16/2013) [-]
we ran out of room down there and im out of dancing gifs.

badomens.jpg
User avatar #669 to #668 - nikkiee (01/16/2013) [-]
Shit. Run. o.o
User avatar #670 to #669 - samxdaxman (01/16/2013) [-]
oh, and the gif i posted with the people in animal suits dancing? it was comment 666.

so yeah, im just gonna go sit in the corner and cry because i killed everyone.
User avatar #678 to #670 - nikkiee (01/21/2013) [-]
You've failed the world.
#683 to #680 - nikkiee (01/22/2013) [-]
That's right.   
Get in your closet and cry.
That's right.
Get in your closet and cry.
#684 to #683 - samxdaxman (01/22/2013) [-]
nekie y u do dis
nekie y u do dis
#709 to #684 - nikkiee (01/24/2013) [-]
cas I em evulz.
cas I em evulz.
User avatar #710 to #709 - samxdaxman (01/24/2013) [-]
Well thats been obvious since the beginning. I was wondering if there was something specific about it. But being evil is cool too :P hahaha
User avatar #711 to #710 - nikkiee (01/24/2013) [-]
Always. :D
User avatar #712 to #711 - samxdaxman (01/24/2013) [-]
Everyone loves a good bad guy/girl right? Haha
User avatar #713 to #712 - nikkiee (01/24/2013) [-]
...Yeah, pretty much. :P
Bad guys are attractive.
User avatar #714 to #713 - samxdaxman (01/24/2013) [-]
most bad guys and girls are. adds more conflict..... i think. whatever, its fucking artistic. hahaha
User avatar #715 to #714 - nikkiee (01/24/2013) [-]
It's the spirits between the two that makes it so hot. XD
User avatar #716 to #715 - samxdaxman (01/24/2013) [-]
Haha exactly.
User avatar #717 to #716 - nikkiee (01/25/2013) [-]
:33
User avatar #718 to #717 - samxdaxman (01/25/2013) [-]
OH SHIT DOUBLE CAT FACE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Hahaha
User avatar #719 to #718 - nikkiee (01/26/2013) [-]
...Wut?
User avatar #720 to #719 - samxdaxman (01/26/2013) [-]
the double cat face -> :33 i was making a joke lol.
User avatar #721 to #720 - nikkiee (01/26/2013) [-]
Well, it flew right over me. d:
I'm not exactly brilliant.
User avatar #648 to #627 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
(starting again up here cuz we ran out of room)
yeah. artists like atmosphere, immortal technique, prozak and aesop rock are really good.
User avatar #649 to #648 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Neat.





Don't hurt me, but I've never heard of any of those...
User avatar #650 to #649 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
WHAT? NIGGA, IM GONNA SLAP THE BLACK OFFA YOU.
nah its cool, a lot of people havent :P
so, who're some of your favorite artists?
User avatar #651 to #650 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Pft, I'm a sixteen year old girl.
So, a lot of shit, really. Well, in most people's opinions.
Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, Julian-K, I See Stars, that sort of thing.
User avatar #652 to #651 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
ahhh. and i guess we're even cuz ive never heard of any of them either hahah.
User avatar #653 to #652 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Oh, fair enough.
User avatar #654 to #653 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
yep.
well im bored. and i dont wanna study. so.......fuck.
User avatar #656 to #655 - samxdaxman (01/16/2013) [-]
already on it ma'am. hahah
User avatar #657 to #656 - nikkiee (01/16/2013) [-]
Very good. :3
You deserve a star sticker!
User avatar #658 to #657 - samxdaxman (01/16/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKING STAR STICKERS. GIMME DAT SHIT BITCH.
#660 to #659 - samxdaxman (01/16/2013) [-]
fuck yeah, im keeping this shit nigga.
fuck yeah, im keeping this shit nigga.
#661 to #660 - nikkiee (01/16/2013) [-]
Glad you liked it. XD   
Dat Swag.
Glad you liked it. XD
Dat Swag.
#662 to #661 - samxdaxman (01/16/2013) [-]
i cant keep it all in. i gotta swag the fuck out.
i cant keep it all in. i gotta swag the fuck out.
#664 to #663 - samxdaxman (01/16/2013) [-]
you know this guy gets all the bitches.
you know this guy gets all the bitches.
#665 to #664 - nikkiee (01/16/2013) [-]
Mmmm... Quite.
Mmmm... Quite.
#666 to #665 - samxdaxman (01/16/2013) [-]
shit, im running out of dancing gifs. WAT DO?
shit, im running out of dancing gifs. WAT DO?
User avatar #667 to #666 - nikkiee (01/16/2013) [-]
Well, obviously it's the end of the world.
User avatar #628 to #627 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
you should, theyre fucking awesome. hahaha thats cool.
User avatar #629 to #628 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Well, yes. But a lot of the new ones just don't catch my attention.
User avatar #630 to #629 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
eh, whatever floats your boat bruh :P hahaha
User avatar #631 to #630 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, lol
User avatar #632 to #631 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
so, whatsup with you for the night?
User avatar #633 to #632 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Well, I didn't get to fix my phone, it'll get done tomorrow.
Other than that, a little bit of internet, then off to my room to slowly slip into madness.
What's on your agenda?
User avatar #634 to #633 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
liking the slowly slipping into madness part.
and probably the same here, ill just chill on the internet, study for midterms and other shit like that.
User avatar #635 to #634 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Ah. I don't have to worry about all of that for a while. Just need to greatly pick up my grades. d:
User avatar #636 to #635 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
FUCKING LUCKY BITCH, I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH MIDTERM-Y SHIT. FUCK. hahaha when are yours?
User avatar #637 to #636 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Well, I've already had midterms.
They were before Christmas.
User avatar #638 to #637 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
well at least youre done with them. they fucking suck though. no matter how much i study, i cant remember it when i need to -_-
User avatar #639 to #638 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Same, really. It's absolute nonsense. IT's like, I can remember lyrics to a song I haven't heard in months, but when it comes to remembering shit for a test?
"Heh..... What's my name again?"
User avatar #640 to #639 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
exactly! i cant remember shit during the test, even if i understood everything 2 days before. worst part is, for us, the midterms and finals combine into one 5th term. which sucks because if i fail one, im sure as hell gonna fail the other.
User avatar #641 to #640 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Yeesh, I'm sorry. :c
User avatar #642 to #641 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
yeah. it sucks :/
well i need to stop worrying about it. talk to me about something so i can procrastinate as long as possible.
User avatar #643 to #642 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
...I... I dunno. o.o Um... What's your favourite type of music?
User avatar #644 to #643 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
underground rap. not that shitty stuff they play on the radio :P
you?
User avatar #645 to #644 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Meah, nearly everything. d:
User avatar #646 to #645 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
nice. at least youre not an elitist asshole like me. hahaha kidding, ill listen to anything but i prefer hip hop.
User avatar #647 to #646 - nikkiee (01/15/2013) [-]
Right. :3
Rap's not my favourite. But, a lot isn't horrible.
User avatar #618 - allion (01/12/2013) [-]
okay cool. yeah it's pretty sucky on cell phones, I've tried it
User avatar #619 to #618 - samxdaxman (01/12/2013) [-]
Indeed. I'll be getting on my laptop soon but til then ill just deal with it. magical fairy princess really needs to make a mobile version.
User avatar #620 to #619 - allion (01/12/2013) [-]
I KNOW! but he won't and probably never will :(
User avatar #621 to #620 - samxdaxman (01/12/2013) [-]
hes too busy shitting out new items to feed his (w)horde of item collectors hahaha
User avatar #622 to #621 - allion (01/12/2013) [-]
haha agreed, I mean it was fun at first but now it's just lame..
so I just got home from going out with guy 2
oh god I'm a terrible person
User avatar #623 to #622 - samxdaxman (01/12/2013) [-]
wait.... going out on a date or just hanging out? and guy 2 you didnt kiss right? IM FUCKING CONFUSED.
User avatar #624 to #623 - allion (01/12/2013) [-]
not like a date date, just hanging out. and NO, I wouldn't be able to do that! now that would be really bad lol
User avatar #625 to #624 - samxdaxman (01/12/2013) [-]
oh ok good, you scared me for a bit hahaha. but thats cool. im going to bed soon cuz im tired/bored as fuck lol
User avatar #626 to #625 - allion (01/12/2013) [-]
haha alright see ya around!
#612 - popperz (12/16/2012) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #613 to #612 - samxdaxman (12/16/2012) [-]
As long as you've got the lube, I'm down. Hahaha sup
User avatar #614 to #613 - popperz (12/17/2012) [-]
Of course I have it

And nothing super bored, about to do christmas.

You?
User avatar #615 to #614 - samxdaxman (12/17/2012) [-]
just finished working on my bio project and doing christmas as well. spent the whole week working on that little piece of shit.
User avatar #616 to #615 - popperz (12/17/2012) [-]
What was the project of?
User avatar #617 to #616 - samxdaxman (12/17/2012) [-]
We had to relate a cell to something in real life. I chose a military base, even though I know nothing about the military hahaha.
User avatar #605 - tropius (10/29/2012) [-]
Could I just have the rest of your items (besides the stuff I know you want to keep)
User avatar #607 to #605 - samxdaxman (10/29/2012) [-]
I SAID NO RAPE AXE.
User avatar #608 to #607 - tropius (10/29/2012) [-]
I accidentally grabbed it D: sorry
User avatar #610 to #608 - tropius (10/29/2012) [-]
If I accidentally grabbed something else just trade back for it with the toast.
User avatar #609 to #608 - samxdaxman (10/29/2012) [-]
no problem hahaha.
User avatar #611 to #609 - tropius (10/29/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #606 to #605 - samxdaxman (10/29/2012) [-]
go ahead. the ones im keeping are my fish, the rape axe, the fj coin and i want at least 1 toast statue.
User avatar #602 - stevegorman (10/20/2012) [-]
thanks so much! Those are all actually new items for me!
User avatar #603 to #602 - samxdaxman (10/20/2012) [-]
haha well you took some DC'd ones.
User avatar #604 to #603 - stevegorman (10/20/2012) [-]
yep! thanks!
User avatar #599 - supername (10/10/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday! I just wanted to take the time to remind you that 16 years ago you came out of your mothers Vagina.
User avatar #600 to #599 - samxdaxman (10/10/2012) [-]
dont worry.......... i remember all too well....... hahaha thanks man.
User avatar #601 to #600 - supername (10/11/2012) [-]
Anytime Bro.
User avatar #597 - lordoftheflies (10/09/2012) [-]
Hey Sam, I remember seeing your comment from yesterday and I'd just like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope its awesome. :)
User avatar #598 to #597 - samxdaxman (10/10/2012) [-]
thanks man! yes it was awesome hahaha.
#569 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday petal :)
User avatar #590 to #569 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
I share the same birthday as the kid who played Chris in Everybody Hates Chris. Lol
User avatar #591 to #590 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
Everybody hates Sam :P






Except me.
User avatar #592 to #591 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
But im not black........ hahaha
User avatar #593 to #592 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
BROWN PAINT. NAO.
User avatar #594 to #593 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
Ok ill just fucking leave school and go get some paint.
User avatar #595 to #594 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
Steal a bike and eat KFC while you're at it. Kthanks.
User avatar #596 to #595 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
I'll work on getting welfare too.
User avatar #570 to #569 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
Thanks you magnificent bastard. hahaha also (regarding your status) love you too <3
User avatar #571 to #570 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
I HAVE MISSED EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE SO GOD DAMN MUCH. I was going insane.
User avatar #572 to #571 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
Haha same. I couldn't stay away for more than a week at a time.
User avatar #573 to #572 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
FJ you addictive bastard :P
User avatar #574 to #573 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
It's not even fj, its the people. i love everyone here too much. I wish i knew these people IRL.
User avatar #575 to #574 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
Me too! Everyone is American though, I'm too far away :(
User avatar #576 to #575 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
Yeah. And nobody lives in massachusetts :c
User avatar #577 to #576 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
At least you're in the same country, I'm over here in Ireland :P
User avatar #578 to #577 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
True. But its not like I'm gonna visit them lol.
User avatar #579 to #578 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to move to America and now after being on FJ for so long I'm like, well the people are cool, why the fuck not :P
User avatar #580 to #579 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
Well if you ever do, VISIT ME FUCKER. Hahaha
User avatar #581 to #580 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
OBVIOUSLY.

How's your birthday goin'? :)
User avatar #582 to #581 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
Stuck at school. good news is I got a new tv for my Xbox, I'm getting Dishonored, and MY FUCKING FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS ARE FUCKING EXPLODING
User avatar #583 to #582 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
Dishonored? Wat?
User avatar #584 to #583 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
Video game. Hold on, ill get a link to a description or some shit.
User avatar #585 to #584 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
OOOOOHHH, right. I thought it was some American school thing, like as in the way you guys have an honor roll and stuff :P
User avatar #587 to #586 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
Seems cool. Is that a birthday present?
User avatar #588 to #587 - samxdaxman (10/09/2012) [-]
Yep. just came out today. we share the same birthday. Hahaha
User avatar #589 to #588 - loveyameanish (10/09/2012) [-]
After you said that I got curious and googled who I share my birthday with, I got James Franco, Kate Hudson, Hayden Christensen, Tim Curry, and weirdest of all, Ashley Judd, same name AND same birthday :P


My my, how my mind wanders...
User avatar #543 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
:3 really silent around here without you
User avatar #565 to #543 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
damn we always have really long conversations. anyway, i barely see her at school anymore and shes not even sure the next time she'll be able to hang out. the only good news is she texts me a lot so she still might be interested.
User avatar #566 to #565 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
naww that's good. We have long conversations because we're friends ^_^

my life in school has rather escalated downwards quickly
User avatar #567 to #566 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
aw why?
User avatar #544 to #543 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
hahaha im actually on a lot more than i thought id be. im not very good at regulating myself......
User avatar #545 to #544 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
:o AND YOU DONT EVEN SAY HAI
User avatar #546 to #545 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
well im on like once a day. and its for maybe an hour or two.
User avatar #547 to #546 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
AND YOU DONT EVEN SAY HAI?
User avatar #548 to #547 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
NO.
#549 to #548 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
boo, i thought we had a special bond!
boo, i thought we had a special bond!
User avatar #550 to #549 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
you broke that after giving me nightmares of tahu and kopaka raping me.
User avatar #551 to #550 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
hahaha, i'm just joking ^_^ they never fucked, they don't have a son, they're prank buddies in the fanfictions
User avatar #552 to #551 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
lol ok. its the internet i bet if you looked hard enough youd find it.
User avatar #553 to #552 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
xD not gonna try, i'm in rehab lol
User avatar #554 to #553 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
hahahaha im not even gonna look because thats disgusting.
#555 to #554 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
well you're a guy, fangirls are different. They ruin everything including Transformers
well you're a guy, fangirls are different. They ruin everything including Transformers
User avatar #556 to #555 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
FUCK.
User avatar #557 to #556 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
hah, girls will be girls
User avatar #559 to #557 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
caps were not intentional.
User avatar #560 to #559 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
ah hah, how have you been off fj?
User avatar #561 to #560 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
pretty good. some girl trouble but other than that ive been good.
User avatar #562 to #561 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
woaaah girl trouble?
User avatar #563 to #562 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
yep. remember how i said i was going to hang out with her on the 7th? well she cancelled because she had already made plans. im gonna see her the 21st though. but thats not the worst. shall i continue?
User avatar #564 to #563 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
continue, good sir ^_^
User avatar #558 to #557 - samxdaxman (10/02/2012) [-]
INDEED.
User avatar #539 - tropius (10/01/2012) [-]
You are fantastic.
User avatar #542 to #539 - samxdaxman (10/01/2012) [-]
And I shall give a lot. Have fun.
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