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#18 - I-I was just kidding anyways... Heh heh... heh......  [+] (13 new replies) 04/18/2014 on AoT OVA 2 was stranger than... 0
#36 - devout feminist (04/18/2014) [-]
take this slightly different version
#19 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Baka, i-it's not like that!
User avatar #20 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Well fuck, I don't watch those types of animes and shit, so I dunno what other dialogue they have. I'll just call you a baka again... baka.
#21 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm pretty much just trynna throw all my japanese at you right now..
Ehh
Onee-chan? Kawaii desune? I think there's a pomf pomf one or something like that?
#22 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Uhh... I think they say shit like "uwaaah!" in the typical anime overreaction theme... shit dude, I've only watched AoT and I learned more German from that show than Japanese.
#50 - fourtitwo (04/18/2014) [-]
I've been to japan, and can confirm that they actually do that.
User avatar #54 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Seriously? Damn, I thought that was just an anime thing....
#23 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
I didn't learn much german from it considering I've had german for 5 years in school now, but yeah I feel ya. This really the only thing you watched?
User avatar #24 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
I learned more German, mostly from the songs(Bauklötze, the intros, etc.) and cuz I only knew like, guten tag before that. But yeah, Attack on Titan is the only anime I've seen and actually enjoyed a lot. I tried Cowboy Bebop and thought it was just meh(it had it's moments, but didn't hold enough appeal to keep me interested). Shoulda specified that.
#25 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
AoT pretty much got me into the genre, after that I've watched a little bit...
The only thing I can think of is Full metal alchemist: Brotherhood, it's probably my favourite anime out of, like, all of them... Idk what you can do with that, but if you haven't seen the first few episodes, check it out? :j
User avatar #26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
I've heard a lot about that show, but I dunno if I wanna watch it. I know every and their mother says it's great, but it's not really appealing to me... I dunno why, I'm a fickle bastard haha. Maybe soon I'll check it out.
#27 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah.. I liked it, but maybe I'm too attached to it, I watched it with my bro when I was a youngin, before I understood english, so I'd just watch the fight scenes and it was all cool!
User avatar #28 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
True. I may check it out someday!
#16 - I-it's not like I searched for this j-just for you baka! I-I a…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/18/2014 on AoT OVA 2 was stranger than... +1
#17 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
I love you
But our love can never be
#18 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
I-I was just kidding anyways... Heh heh... heh......
#36 - devout feminist (04/18/2014) [-]
take this slightly different version
#19 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Baka, i-it's not like that!
User avatar #20 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Well fuck, I don't watch those types of animes and shit, so I dunno what other dialogue they have. I'll just call you a baka again... baka.
#21 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm pretty much just trynna throw all my japanese at you right now..
Ehh
Onee-chan? Kawaii desune? I think there's a pomf pomf one or something like that?
#22 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Uhh... I think they say shit like "uwaaah!" in the typical anime overreaction theme... shit dude, I've only watched AoT and I learned more German from that show than Japanese.
#50 - fourtitwo (04/18/2014) [-]
I've been to japan, and can confirm that they actually do that.
User avatar #54 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Seriously? Damn, I thought that was just an anime thing....
#23 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
I didn't learn much german from it considering I've had german for 5 years in school now, but yeah I feel ya. This really the only thing you watched?
User avatar #24 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
I learned more German, mostly from the songs(Bauklötze, the intros, etc.) and cuz I only knew like, guten tag before that. But yeah, Attack on Titan is the only anime I've seen and actually enjoyed a lot. I tried Cowboy Bebop and thought it was just meh(it had it's moments, but didn't hold enough appeal to keep me interested). Shoulda specified that.
#25 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
AoT pretty much got me into the genre, after that I've watched a little bit...
The only thing I can think of is Full metal alchemist: Brotherhood, it's probably my favourite anime out of, like, all of them... Idk what you can do with that, but if you haven't seen the first few episodes, check it out? :j
User avatar #26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
I've heard a lot about that show, but I dunno if I wanna watch it. I know every and their mother says it's great, but it's not really appealing to me... I dunno why, I'm a fickle bastard haha. Maybe soon I'll check it out.
#27 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah.. I liked it, but maybe I'm too attached to it, I watched it with my bro when I was a youngin, before I understood english, so I'd just watch the fight scenes and it was all cool!
User avatar #28 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
True. I may check it out someday!
#3 - Picture 04/18/2014 on Do you even sit-up? 0
#13 - The first one was pretty funny and epic too. Hanji is very ent… 04/18/2014 on AoT OVA 2 was stranger than... 0
#11 - This OVA was insane, funny, happy, sad, everything. But mostly…  [+] (20 new replies) 04/18/2014 on AoT OVA 2 was stranger than... +5
User avatar #33 - kjeks (04/18/2014) [-]
"it's not working, the smell of meat is too strong"
"MEATY-MEAT"

that's when my shits 404'd
#15 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you have a link? :i dear samxdaxman-sama
User avatar #16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
I-it's not like I searched for this j-just for you baka! I-I already had it saved!
www.waoanime.tv/attack-on-titan-episode-805/
#17 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
I love you
But our love can never be
#18 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
I-I was just kidding anyways... Heh heh... heh......
#36 - devout feminist (04/18/2014) [-]
take this slightly different version
#19 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Baka, i-it's not like that!
User avatar #20 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Well fuck, I don't watch those types of animes and shit, so I dunno what other dialogue they have. I'll just call you a baka again... baka.
#21 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm pretty much just trynna throw all my japanese at you right now..
Ehh
Onee-chan? Kawaii desune? I think there's a pomf pomf one or something like that?
#22 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Uhh... I think they say shit like "uwaaah!" in the typical anime overreaction theme... shit dude, I've only watched AoT and I learned more German from that show than Japanese.
#50 - fourtitwo (04/18/2014) [-]
I've been to japan, and can confirm that they actually do that.
User avatar #54 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Seriously? Damn, I thought that was just an anime thing....
#23 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
I didn't learn much german from it considering I've had german for 5 years in school now, but yeah I feel ya. This really the only thing you watched?
User avatar #24 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
I learned more German, mostly from the songs(Bauklötze, the intros, etc.) and cuz I only knew like, guten tag before that. But yeah, Attack on Titan is the only anime I've seen and actually enjoyed a lot. I tried Cowboy Bebop and thought it was just meh(it had it's moments, but didn't hold enough appeal to keep me interested). Shoulda specified that.
#25 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
AoT pretty much got me into the genre, after that I've watched a little bit...
The only thing I can think of is Full metal alchemist: Brotherhood, it's probably my favourite anime out of, like, all of them... Idk what you can do with that, but if you haven't seen the first few episodes, check it out? :j
User avatar #26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
I've heard a lot about that show, but I dunno if I wanna watch it. I know every and their mother says it's great, but it's not really appealing to me... I dunno why, I'm a fickle bastard haha. Maybe soon I'll check it out.
#27 - hazelnutqt (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah.. I liked it, but maybe I'm too attached to it, I watched it with my bro when I was a youngin, before I understood english, so I'd just watch the fight scenes and it was all cool!
User avatar #28 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
True. I may check it out someday!
User avatar #12 - ravemouse (04/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't expecting it from an AoT OVA but yeah I liked it.
#13 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
The first one was pretty funny and epic too. Hanji is very entertaining.
#4 - "Fuck it, I think I'll be an otter today." 04/18/2014 on i'm a boat 0
#106 - Soul Man. FUCK YEAH, I get to be James Brown! 04/18/2014 on Hooded Hood +1
#7 - "Excuse me, do you have prince albert in a can? You do? W… 04/17/2014 on Hello +1
#3 - It's like Pixis said. "I wouldn't mind being eaten as…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Shemale Titan 0
#5 - xxhadesflamesxx (04/18/2014) [-]
where is that gif from
I know AOT but what episode
User avatar #6 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
It's from the newest OVA. It's fucking INSANE. Watch it.
www.waoanime.tv/attack-on-titan-episode-805/
#4 - So who would be Korra? Biden? I can see Putin as being Amon though. 04/17/2014 on because he's black 0
#5 - I'm not a fan of Nirvana and Foo Fighter's music, but Dave Gro…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Dave Grohl Is a Really Good... +16
User avatar #15 - grohl (04/18/2014) [-]
I like this notification. This is a nice fucking notification
#53 - I dunno if they're in the process of making it or not, but I h… 04/17/2014 on He dumped the whole thing in 0
#3 - Jimbles content? It was only a matter of time. 04/17/2014 on Jimbles Notronbo -1
#16 - Nope, OVA. 04/17/2014 on Attack on titan... 0
#15 - souperior specialxed, in case ya'll didn't find it. 04/17/2014 on Attack on titan... +1
#14 - This OVA was fucking amazing. 04/17/2014 on Attack on titan... +2
#13 - Dude, when Pixis was fucking flying around murdering Titans, I… 04/17/2014 on Attack on titan... +6
#37 - Yeah, and so is that Clint Eastwood lookin' motherfucker… 04/17/2014 on He dumped the whole thing in +2
#32 - The same ingredients were used to make Levi.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2014 on He dumped the whole thing in +11
#50 - walcorn (04/17/2014) [-]
#35 - muffinssnuffims (04/17/2014) [-]
Did you read the latest manga chapter?

apparently they're actually related.
User avatar #80 - vatra (04/18/2014) [-]
Levi and Mikasa?
#124 - muffinssnuffims (04/18/2014) [-]
Yup. There's this sketchy guy who's the guy who killed Historia's mom and is part of a special military police, who is also named Ackerman, who says Levi was one of his best students or something along those lines, and explains that Levi's last name is Ackerman. So somebody's got lots of 'splainin to do.
User avatar #125 - vatra (04/18/2014) [-]
Interesting.
User avatar #61 - freebrainsforall (04/17/2014) [-]
THERE'S A NEW CHAPTER?

THANK YOU FUNNYJUNK
User avatar #37 - samxdaxman (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, and so is that Clint Eastwood lookin' motherfucker who killed Historia's mom. Shit's going down.

Also, is it just me, or does Eren get kidnapped more than Princess fucking Peach?
#31 - The manga has continued the story line since the end of the fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on He dumped the whole thing in 0
User avatar #51 - galgawine (04/17/2014) [-]
So they havent even started to make a second season yet in Japan? Damn its gonna be a long wait.
User avatar #62 - freebrainsforall (04/17/2014) [-]
Problem is they started doing the anime way too early because the series was so popular.

So they ended up tailgating the manga by like 10 chapters at most and couldn't keep going even though the manga has a good, consistent update schedule.

They should have waited longer to release/make it.
User avatar #53 - samxdaxman (04/17/2014) [-]
I dunno if they're in the process of making it or not, but I heard they wanna wait until the manga progresses further to start releasing new episodes. So yeah, it'll be a while. But the manga updates monthly, so we'll be getting regular updates on the story.
#10 - So... what about this is funny? I've never watched KON or … 04/17/2014 on Exam 0
#13 - Spoopy as fuck 04/17/2014 on face recognition +4
#31 - Picture 04/17/2014 on That's not what I had in... 0
#87 - I don't live in Boston(I'm in a small suburb about 45 minutes … 04/17/2014 on boston 0
#111 - If the furries kill all the bronies, furries win. If the b… 04/17/2014 on Are you not entertained? 0

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User avatar #1187 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
fuck you
#1185 - thewitchking (06/24/2014) [-]
You're a nigger.
User avatar #1184 - britbong (06/24/2014) [-]
Nigger
User avatar #1183 - notlucozeid (06/24/2014) [-]
white person
#1186 to #1183 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Can't you read? Look at the other comments, I'm obviously a nigger.
Can't you read? Look at the other comments, I'm obviously a nigger.
User avatar #1182 - andranadu ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
apparently you're a nigger
User avatar #1181 - ajrin (06/24/2014) [-]
u're a nignog
User avatar #1180 - fizzor (06/24/2014) [-]
Nigger
#1119 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/Ne8xC


SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTT.............
#1178 to #1119 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Now that I'm home, I can share my AoT pics and gifs, if you want em.   
   
#BasedErwin
Now that I'm home, I can share my AoT pics and gifs, if you want em.

#BasedErwin
#1120 to #1119 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ISAYAMA, MAKE THE GODDAMN CHAPTERS LONGER.   
   
GOD DAMN.   
   
For real though, shit is going DOWN. He really does need to make longer chapters though.   
   
>that anti-human 3DMG   
>that Levi shooting Kenny but not killing him   
>that leaving Eren and Historia behind.   
   
My dick is so hard right now.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ISAYAMA, MAKE THE GODDAMN CHAPTERS LONGER.

GOD DAMN.

For real though, shit is going DOWN. He really does need to make longer chapters though.

>that anti-human 3DMG
>that Levi shooting Kenny but not killing him
>that leaving Eren and Historia behind.

My dick is so hard right now.
User avatar #1169 to #1120 - historia (06/09/2014) [-]
You mentioned me and now I know a chapter is out
#1170 to #1169 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Yup, read that shit yo. Also, sorry if I spoiled it.
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - historia (06/09/2014) [-]
I stopped my eyes.
#1172 to #1171 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Good. Now read it. Shit goes down.
Good. Now read it. Shit goes down.
#1174 to #1173 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I fuckin' told ya

Isayama really needs to make these chapters longer. I can't handle the fucking suspense.
#1176 to #1174 - historia (06/09/2014) [-]
Are we actually supposed to wait til August for the next chapter?
#1177 to #1176 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Yup... a whole 'nother month...

If I wait a month and find out that Jean fucking died I'm gonna kill someone.
#1121 to #1120 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
>DAT JEAN PROBABLY KILL
#1122 to #1121 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT.   
   
I didn't see that the first time, I thought Mikasa saved him. If Jean is dead, I will be so fucking mad.   
   
Also I'm on my phone, so my AoT folder is quite limited.
GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT.

I didn't see that the first time, I thought Mikasa saved him. If Jean is dead, I will be so fucking mad.

Also I'm on my phone, so my AoT folder is quite limited.
#1123 to #1122 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
I've been lurking on 4chan for the last 4 days waiting for spoilers and I expanded my AOT folder pretty much.

The waiting was hilarious, I even made fake spoilers that were posted on Tumblr and people lost their shit.

10/10 would do again next month.
User avatar #1175 to #1123 - historia (06/09/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Hahaha fake spoilers are awesome. What'd you say?
Also if you don't mind, a small picture dump would be awesome.
#1158 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
and this, the last one is a chart of some of the characters and statuses
#1154 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
okay, these last ones aren't really reaction pics, but were funny shit we did while and after we recieved the chapter
#1152 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
>Mike's dying face
#1150 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
this one's fucking hilatious, for some reason /a/ hates Berthold's guts
User avatar #1157 to #1150 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
I have mixed feelings on Bertoldt. On one hand, he's a murderous asshole. On the other hand, he's an interesting character.
#1159 to #1157 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
Well, so were the other two titan shifters, but they were a lot more popular. I can't say I hate them because I have yet to see the big picture yet, maybe they're not against humanuty, who knows?
User avatar #1160 to #1159 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Well I don't give a fuck what others say, I like Reiner. He's a bretty cuul guy.
Annie's a bitch, but she got dat ass, and I don't give a fuck about Ymir.
#1161 to #1160 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
funny thing is they were saying they hate levi blablabla he's too popular blabla I hope he dies this chapter   
as soon as the chapter went public:HOLLY SHIT LEVI IS BEST SHINGEKI HE'S SO BADASS etc...   
4chan is wierd man, there's a lot of shitposting involved
funny thing is they were saying they hate levi blablabla he's too popular blabla I hope he dies this chapter
as soon as the chapter went public:HOLLY SHIT LEVI IS BEST SHINGEKI HE'S SO BADASS etc...
4chan is wierd man, there's a lot of shitposting involved
User avatar #1164 to #1161 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, last time I visited was 2 years ago. And I don't get why people would hate Levi. He's pretty cool, although a tiny bit bland. He's like Mikasa if she was interesting.
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
they "hate" him because he's popular, 4chan hates popular things
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Fuckin' hipsters man.

Anywho, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN, THAT CHAPTER WAS INTENSE AS FUCK.
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - youmotherfather (06/09/2014) [-]
yes it was, and don't worry about Jean, he's not dead (yet), everytime Isayama kills off a character he doesn't "censor" it like that.
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, at most, he's probably severely injured. But he did kill Marco off screen. I dunno man, I wanna know what the fuck happens.
#1139 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
Should I go on?
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Hell fucking yes. I am dying with laughter at most of these haha. I can't post any more pics cuz now I'm borrowing my mom's laptop(don't wanna waste data n shit). I'll gladly share some more of mine when I get home.
#1143 to #1140 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
not pure shingeki post but awesome reference to Shaft's head tilt using Sasha
#1141 to #1140 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ how horrifying
#1135 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
>too soon
>too soon
#1132 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
this one is kinda spoily
this one is kinda spoily
User avatar #1162 to #1128 - samxdaxman ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
I actually laughed so fucking hard at this one. Thank you for all of these
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#1125 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
I made the spoiler I posted above and those were some rections.
You need to login to view this link
here you can find all the reactions, you can't imagine what a massive erection I had while watching them gauging their eyes out to forget this.
#1074 - youmotherfather (05/03/2014) [-]
CHAPTER 57 RAW IS OUT AND HOLLY SHIT MAN!
#1105 to #1074 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Wait, if a titan eats a person who's a titan shifter, they become human again right? So why didn't Santa Titan become human after eating Eren?
#1106 to #1105 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Probably because he didn't have time to digest him. That's why he didn't eat Armin, he knew he hit the jackpot with Eren.
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
But titans don't have digestive systems...
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
They have a stomach in which they contain humans, when they figure out it's not a titan shifter they puke them as seen in the battle for Trost.
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
But during the battle of Trost, Eren was a titan shifter. Why didn't the titan that ate him become human with the coordinate ability? Is it because he wasn't killed?
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Like I said, it probably takes time for a titan to ingest the powers. I doubt he would have instantly transformed back into Santa the moment he swallowed him.
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense. I'd been thinking of that for a few days and couldn't think of a reasonable answer.
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm just worried about who and if someone is going to die and who I would be the least and the most affected.
#1113 to #1112 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
People I'd be upset about if they died(In no particular order): Jean, Sasha, Connie, Armin, Hanji, Erwin, Levi, and Reiner(I don't care if he's a bad guy, I still think he's the shit).
People I don't give a shit about: Ymir, Christa(though she probably won't die, too important later on), Eren, Mikasa(Yeah yeah, they're main characters, but I really don't care about them at all)

Someone's gonna die soon though, I can feel it.
User avatar #1115 to #1113 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Mikasa won't die. Unless Hajime likes being tar and feathered by the fanbase... Yeah my list is almost identical. Problem is, the ones we'd be upset if they were to die are in the red danger zone.
#1116 to #1115 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. Isayama is a bastard, making all the likable characters side ones so he can fucking kill them off... Honestly, the only way I could see Mikasa dying is if Eren was killed too, he'd make up some bs about Eren loving her to please the ship-fags and then have them die together and Armin remembering them as the narrator. But yeah, they'll probably survive and all the people I like will die. Fuck.
Exactly. Isayama is a bastard, making all the likable characters side ones so he can fucking kill them off... Honestly, the only way I could see Mikasa dying is if Eren was killed too, he'd make up some bs about Eren loving her to please the ship-fags and then have them die together and Armin remembering them as the narrator. But yeah, they'll probably survive and all the people I like will die. Fuck.
#1117 to #1116 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Yup, probably. But let's not forget he is the author that "killed" the main character in the 5th episode of the show. Who knows what kind of crazy shit he's got installed for us...
Yup, probably. But let's not forget he is the author that "killed" the main character in the 5th episode of the show. Who knows what kind of crazy shit he's got installed for us...
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Well he brought him back like 2 episodes later. He also almost killed off Reiner and I was about to book a trip to Japan to strangle him until he escaped. But yeah, I see your point.

Fuck man, I can't wait another half-month for the next chapter dude. That Throat-Slasher Kaney guy sounds pretty interesting too.
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh, and I don't care about Bertoldt or Annie that much either.
User avatar #1098 to #1074 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Ran out of space below.

Yeah, i read that, it was cool. But I bet they're dead, otherwise they'd be in the Levi squad.
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
They're dead, they'll die next chapter.
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Well, it's a spoiler, but I can't say I didn't see it coming. I'm still gonna read that shit.
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Obviously they were gonna die eventually, we just didn't know how.
#1102 to #1101 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, true, I just didn't know it was next chapter.

All the girls that hang out with Levi really do die. Dude's bad luck.
#1104 to #1103 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I just had to.
#1078 to #1074 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
THEY TRANSLATED THAT SHIT NIGGA!   
www.mangareader.net/shingeki-no-kyojin/57
THEY TRANSLATED THAT SHIT NIGGA!
www.mangareader.net/shingeki-no-kyojin/57
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
I know, I've read the translation separatelly. Did you read it?
#1080 to #1079 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Yes I did, Shit's about to go down. I dunno if I'll make it to the next month man, THIS SHIT IS GETTING ME HYPED.
#1081 to #1080 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
I know, that Anti-human 3DMG tho...
I know, that Anti-human 3DMG tho...
#1082 to #1081 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
And Nifa and that other guy's face getting blown off... It's like every girl Levi hangs out with just dies.
#1083 to #1082 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Stunning blonde gets explosive facial while other guy is watching sorry
#1084 to #1083 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this. Also that was good dude, don't apologize.
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
I also had one with Petra bent on that tree but I can't seem to find it. Oh well.
#1086 to #1085 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Only thing I can think of is "Petite redhead bends for tall blonde" and that's shitty. Good enough for me though.
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Something like that, or Petite redhead bent in unceonfortable but sexy position
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't see many Petra pics or anything. All I've seen is that "kick me" picture. You think people would be all over the fact she and Oluo pissed themselves on their first mission hahaha
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Somewhere out there there is scat porn of this for sure
#1090 to #1089 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
I didn't need to think of that... Goddammit.
#1092 to #1091 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
I liked Petra, we need more content about her. Oluo was a funny motherfucker too.
I liked Petra, we need more content about her. Oluo was a funny motherfucker too.
#1093 to #1092 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to dislike Oluo for some reason. Yeah, Petra was cool, but she was everybody's waifu.
A lot of people seem to dislike Oluo for some reason. Yeah, Petra was cool, but she was everybody's waifu.
#1094 to #1093 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Oluo was a dick, but in a good way, he still had a heart. And Petra is cool, but not really waifu type... I still don't understand why people do that but hey, to each their own.
Oluo was a dick, but in a good way, he still had a heart. And Petra is cool, but not really waifu type... I still don't understand why people do that but hey, to each their own.
#1095 to #1094 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
People viewed her as the perfect waifu protoype for being kind and carring and stuff.
People viewed her as the perfect waifu protoype for being kind and carring and stuff.
#1096 to #1095 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, that makes sense. I hope we get another OVA on the Levi squad before they died. Like when they were in training and were chosen by Levi.
Yeah, that makes sense. I hope we get another OVA on the Levi squad before they died. Like when they were in training and were chosen by Levi.
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Well, there is a manga that covers Levi's entrance in the Recon Corps, there are two other guys from his former squad, the one before Petra and the others, but we'll probably see these guys too eventually.
#1075 to #1074 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT.   
   
I'm gonna wait til the translated version comes out to check it out. I got a notification thing on one website that sends me an email when the translated version is posted.
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT.

I'm gonna wait til the translated version comes out to check it out. I got a notification thing on one website that sends me an email when the translated version is posted.
#1076 to #1075 - youmotherfather (05/03/2014) [-]
Ok, although I can give you a link to separate translations if the suspense ever gets the better of you.
Ok, although I can give you a link to separate translations if the suspense ever gets the better of you.
#1077 to #1076 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm good dude, thanks. The suspense'll keep me up at night hahaha. I just hate not knowing what they're saying. It'll just be a few days at most.
I'm good dude, thanks. The suspense'll keep me up at night hahaha. I just hate not knowing what they're saying. It'll just be a few days at most.
#1072 - murpmurp (05/01/2014) [-]
youve been shrek nominated   
post a video of you eating an entire raw onion
youve been shrek nominated
post a video of you eating an entire raw onion
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
No u
#1068 - legitimately (04/23/2014) [-]
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#1069 to #1068 - samxdaxman ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
What up my nigga.
By the way, here's me with my moustache(like I said, I could ALMOST twirl it), which is now gone.
Please excuse the shitty photo.
#1070 to #1069 - legitimately (04/23/2014) [-]
Shitty photo has been excused, and ya, I can see what you mean there
But man, you should try to 1-up this guy in the photo next time you grow-out your moustache
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - samxdaxman ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Had to shave it, cuz I'm going to visit colleges today and I don't wanna look like a bum. That's the thing that sucks about growing a moustache. You gotta tolerate months of looking awful for a decent one, and then one day you gotta get rid of it and all your work was for nothing.
User avatar #1064 to #1063 - samxdaxman ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
What's on there? I'm tired as shit yo.
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - eeveeisbestpoke (02/19/2014) [-]
nothing really.
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - samxdaxman ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Alright. We'll do that another time. For now, imma go to bed. Peace my nigga.
User avatar #1061 - twi (02/14/2014) [-]
<3
#1062 to #1061 - samxdaxman ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
#1055 - murpmurp (01/30/2014) [-]
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#1056 to #1055 - samxdaxman ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
What's uuuuuuupp?
What's uuuuuuupp?
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - murpmurp (01/30/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - samxdaxman ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - murpmurp (01/30/2014) [-]
hi kevin
User avatar #1060 to #1059 - samxdaxman ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Hi.... Shit, I can't think of any pop culture references with hi...
User avatar #1037 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
hola sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hope ya had a good crimbo
User avatar #1038 to #1037 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh shit I forgot who you were for a second hahaha. Thanks, whatsup?
User avatar #1039 to #1038 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
shoulda put "Nicole" somewhere in my username.. not much, gone through fj like three times today and ended up on your page, decided to say hola..
User avatar #1040 to #1039 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Haha nah, I probs would still forget. I'm currently in New York with friends.
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
gaaah that's awesome, why does that sound so much better than Wales...
User avatar #1042 to #1041 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Cuz it is hahaha yeah, sorry Wales sucks.

Also, the fuck is a crimbo?
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
it's too rainy and cold and full of sheep. CHRISTMAS OF COURSE
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
SORRY I DON'T SPEAK SHEEP. Lop you probably told me, I've just got shite memory.
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
BAAAHHHHh, yeeah I just assumed you knew, maybe it's a British thaaang.
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't think ANYONE in the states says crimbo hahaha.
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
maybe you should start a trend eh?
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Nahhhh I'm good. So, how's it been across the pond?
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
it's crap, weather is so so shit, christmas was fab though. think I've put on a stone or two.. whats it like over there?
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Nice weather, but no snow. Christmas was pretty good, very happy with what I got and gave.
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
ah that's always good! newyears soon too, exciting!
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Yep! Sorry, my phone ran out of battery.
User avatar #1053 to #1052 - symedol (12/29/2013) [-]
it's all good, I fell asleep..
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Lol its fine. So, whatsup?
#1036 - trivdiego (11/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1034 - fuckingtrolls (11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #1033 - fuckingtrolls (11/11/2013) [-]
fat
User avatar #1035 to #1033 - samxdaxman ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
K
User avatar #1028 - murpmurp (10/10/2013) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - samxdaxman ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
yeeeeeee nigguh
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - murpmurp (10/21/2013) [-]
that was from11 days ago. are pee
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - samxdaxman ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
My bad dude, haven't been here in a while
User avatar #1026 - murpmurp (08/08/2013) [-]
you dont get alot of visitors other than me do you?
User avatar #1027 to #1026 - samxdaxman ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Nah, I normally go out and annoy other people before they can annoy me. That or I just PM them. I have like 80 friends now, so I'm not doing it as often as before
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