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#38 - See? Rioters and police are overreacting like a crazy. 14 hours ago on Anon notices something +3
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User avatar #142 - scowler (8 hours ago) [-]
If the cops knew what they were doing, they'd be going full Roman on these motherfuckers in riot gear.
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Id be scared of nigger rioters to considering what they did to Detroit just by living their.
#38 - samxdaxman (14 hours ago) [-]
See? Rioters and police are overreacting like a crazy.
#37 - samxdaxman (14 hours ago) [-]
I still think the shit the police is doing is excessive. Same with the rioters, honestly they're both being fucking ridiculous.
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If the cops knew what they were doing, they'd be going full Roman on these motherfuckers in riot gear.
#68 - Well if they want the twist to be "there are more members…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Before/after episode 11 0
User avatar #69 - littleliz (3 hours ago) [-]
lol i was wondering who was doing that. i can imagine now there are more members. im sure they recruited plenty during the ba sing sai raid
#66 - Tibetan monks are ******* badasses, and I'm prett…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on Before/after episode 11 0
User avatar #67 - littleliz (15 hours ago) [-]
according to the wiki its just the 5 of them. there used to be 7 but we know what happened to unalaq and that other guy.
the way of the airbender is to move with the wind. its the element of change so they need to get their asses in gear and realize the world is getting more and more dangerous. they need to fight better especially if tenzin is bringing pema with him. it pisses me off that shes always in danger
User avatar #68 - samxdaxman (15 hours ago) [-]
Well if they want the twist to be "there are more members than just us", then it wouldn't have been mentioned yet. Maybe a ton of Earth Kingdom people joined them after the sacking of Ba Sing Se(which has been sacked a LOT in this show haha), which would also explain who's driving the airship.
User avatar #69 - littleliz (3 hours ago) [-]
lol i was wondering who was doing that. i can imagine now there are more members. im sure they recruited plenty during the ba sing sai raid
#64 - Huh, you're right. I thought you needed to create a new style …  [+] (5 new replies) 15 hours ago on Before/after episode 11 0
User avatar #65 - littleliz (15 hours ago) [-]
i think it should be like those monks in china. they practice peace above all else. but their fighting technique is the most deadly an effective. they are the most disciplined skilled fighters in the world. but they do it for physical training and control. i dont see why the airbenders cant do that. i mean do they want to go extinct again?? they arnt safe on their mountains anymore.
User avatar #66 - samxdaxman (15 hours ago) [-]
Tibetan monks are fucking badasses, and I'm pretty sure they're what the air nation is based on. But I agree, harming someone is perfectly fine if they're trying to wipe out your entire fucking race haha.

I really hope the Red Lotus is an overarching villain in the series. Or maybe it's an organization much larger than just the 4 of them, maybe they've got hundreds of masters willing to kill the world rulers at the drop of a hat.
User avatar #67 - littleliz (15 hours ago) [-]
according to the wiki its just the 5 of them. there used to be 7 but we know what happened to unalaq and that other guy.
the way of the airbender is to move with the wind. its the element of change so they need to get their asses in gear and realize the world is getting more and more dangerous. they need to fight better especially if tenzin is bringing pema with him. it pisses me off that shes always in danger
User avatar #68 - samxdaxman (15 hours ago) [-]
Well if they want the twist to be "there are more members than just us", then it wouldn't have been mentioned yet. Maybe a ton of Earth Kingdom people joined them after the sacking of Ba Sing Se(which has been sacked a LOT in this show haha), which would also explain who's driving the airship.
User avatar #69 - littleliz (3 hours ago) [-]
lol i was wondering who was doing that. i can imagine now there are more members. im sure they recruited plenty during the ba sing sai raid
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#1215 - pointblankhits ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Hey man, that was actually really good, I honestly was not expecting it to be that good. Faith has once again been restored
Hey man, that was actually really good, I honestly was not expecting it to be that good. Faith has once again been restored
#1216 to #1215 - samxdaxman (08/18/2014) [-]
The OVA's are surprisingly good. The second one was a bit weak(it was more focused on comedy than action), but it was still good. The first one was ******* epic, you seen the other ones?
#1203 - pointblankhits ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
It's nearly time......
#1204 to #1203 - samxdaxman (08/02/2014) [-]
Aww yiss... predictions?   
 Either Eren or Historia won't be there and Kaney will be guarding Eren. In the next few chapters, someone's gonna die... maybe that's not gonna happen, but I get the sinking feeling someone will. Maybe Hitch or Marlow.
Aww yiss... predictions?
Either Eren or Historia won't be there and Kaney will be guarding Eren. In the next few chapters, someone's gonna die... maybe that's not gonna happen, but I get the sinking feeling someone will. Maybe Hitch or Marlow.
#1205 to #1204 - pointblankhits ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I do not want to predict anything for fear it will happen, So let's say i think Levi is going to get shot in the head as he opens the door to the castle  I really hope that dosn't happen. It should be out really soon anyway
I do not want to predict anything for fear it will happen, So let's say i think Levi is going to get shot in the head as he opens the door to the castle I really hope that dosn't happen. It should be out really soon anyway
#1206 to #1205 - samxdaxman (08/03/2014) [-]
I don't think they'll kill him just yet. If Isayama's gonna kill him, it's gonna be in the climax of the final battle. But hell, who knows? Every time I've predicted something from chapter 30 onward I've been wrong.

I really like the direction that Armin's heading. He's becoming a much more interesting character to watch. I'm curious to see what he's gonna do in the castle.
User avatar #1207 to #1206 - historia ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
I thought August's chapter was going to be pushed back until September.

Also hi.
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - samxdaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that, is it really? Where'd you hear that?

Also, hey. What's up?
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - historia ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Not much, car trouble. Also I think the end of chapter 6 confirmed the next chapter would be in October.
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - samxdaxman (08/13/2014) [-]
www.manga2u.me/Attack_on_Titan/60/45/
Here it says that the next chapter is gonna be released in September, but it's the October issue. And damn, car trouble sucks. Hope it works out.
User avatar #1211 to #1210 - historia ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Well that's confusing. Thanks for letting me know. And I know. It's interfering with college
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - samxdaxman (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't get why they don't just call it the September issue. ****** confusing.
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - historia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Mhmm. I'm just relieved we get a new chapter in less than a month.
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - samxdaxman (08/14/2014) [-]
True. Hopefully something happens, more than in chapter 60 at least. I wanna see some ******* titans again.
User avatar #1189 - datsheriff (07/25/2014) [-]
**** power flashes.

Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole

Cut Me Some Slack - McCartney.Grohl.Novoselic.Smear

Voltaire - Dirtiest Song that Ain't OFFICIAL
User avatar #1192 to #1190 - samxdaxman (07/25/2014) [-]
¡MAYDAY! - Death March (Official Video) (Prod. by Plex Luthor) ¡MAYDAY! - Do Or Die (Prod. by Luthor & Cash) ¡MAYDAY! - Shortcuts & Dead Ends - Official Music Video (I had to have 3 songs dedicated to these guys. I can't get enough of their **** .)
User avatar #1196 to #1193 - datsheriff (07/25/2014) [-]
Only really liked Escape Artist and Garfield.

The Heavy - Short Change Hero love Short Change Hero.

Foo Fighters - Baker street

Chiddy Bang - "Opposite Of Adults" (w/ Lyrics)
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - samxdaxman (07/26/2014) [-]
Even out of the MAYDAY stuff? Damn, I'm surprised haha. It's cool though.

Been listening to Short Change Hero for a while now, I love it. Can't say I'm a huge fan of Foo Fighters, but Dave Grohl as a person is awesome. Haven't heard Opposite of Adults for a while now. Damn, I loved this song.

Aside from hip-hop, I also like Irish punk/folk music(The Pogues, Young Dubliners, etc.)(weird combination I know.) Young Ned Of The Hill - The Pogues aesop rock - five fingers R.A. The Rugged Man - Definition Of A Rap Flow (Albee 3000) ft. Amalie Bruun
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - datsheriff (07/26/2014) [-]
Irish punk, huh? I'm down. Loving Aesop Rock right now, though. Here, I'll hook you up.

Flogging Molly   Drunken Lullabies

The State Of Massachusetts - Dropkick Murphys Forgive the quality of this one. Can't find good quality anywhere.

Flogging Molly-So Sail ON Easily one of my favorite Flogging Molly songs. Real mellow. Want it played at my funeral.
#1200 to #1198 - samxdaxman (07/26/2014) [-]
Aesop Rock is one of my idols. I saw him in concert, he's actually a really humble dude, and he's really approachable. He's a giant(I was about 6 feet tall when this photo was taken, and he's leaning down), but he, a few others and I had a good discussion about hip hop for about half an hour. It was ******* awesome. Also, he's in Garfiled, Hail Mary Mallon is him, Rob Sonic and DJ Big Wiz, all of them are awesome. I'll post some more music in another comment.
User avatar #1201 to #1200 - datsheriff (07/26/2014) [-]
Damn, he's huge. I've sadly never met someone famous before. Sucks, man.
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - samxdaxman (07/26/2014) [-]
He's pretty damn big. That's the good thing about being fans of people who aren't as popular as people like Eminem. He stays after the shows and since there's only about 150 people per show, and most leave after, that leaves about 30 people to just chill and talk about **** . He also gave a dude a haircut on stage(he's got a song about a kid who does haircuts). Also, thanks for the Irish punk, love Flogging Molly.

More music for you: The Pogues - If I Should Fall from Grace with God Hieroglyphics-at the helm Eyedea & Abilities-Glass
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - samxdaxman (07/25/2014) [-]
Never been much of a NIN fan, loved "Cut Me Some Slack", been a fan of Volaire for a while now, damn good song. I had only heard of Rammstein before today, thanks for that, and I'd never even heard of the Marmozets before today. Good **** though. I'll compile more of my favorite songs. I'll include more artists as well.
User avatar #1194 to #1191 - datsheriff (07/25/2014) [-]
I recomend listening to the rest of the Real to Reel soundtrack (the one that the Cut Me Some Slack song is off of). Damn good songs on it.

I'll check out your links when I get home.
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - samxdaxman (07/25/2014) [-]
Will do, I'll keep that in mind.
User avatar #1183 - notlucozeid (06/24/2014) [-]
white person
#1186 to #1183 - samxdaxman (06/24/2014) [-]
Can't you read? Look at the other comments, I'm obviously a 						******					.
Can't you read? Look at the other comments, I'm obviously a ****** .
User avatar #1182 - andranadu (06/24/2014) [-]
apparently you're a ******
User avatar #1181 - ajrin (06/24/2014) [-]
u're a nignog
#1119 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/Ne8xC


SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTT.............
#1178 to #1119 - samxdaxman (06/10/2014) [-]
Now that I'm home, I can share my AoT pics and gifs, if you want em.   
   
#BasedErwin
Now that I'm home, I can share my AoT pics and gifs, if you want em.

#BasedErwin
#1120 to #1119 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
HOLY 						*******					 						****					 ISAYAMA, MAKE THE GODDAMN CHAPTERS LONGER.   
   
GOD DAMN.   
   
For real though, 						****					 is going DOWN. He really does need to make longer chapters though.   
   
>that anti-human 3DMG   
>that Levi shooting Kenny but not killing him   
>that leaving Eren and Historia behind.   
   
My dick is so hard right now.
HOLY ******* **** ISAYAMA, MAKE THE GODDAMN CHAPTERS LONGER.

GOD DAMN.

For real though, **** is going DOWN. He really does need to make longer chapters though.

>that anti-human 3DMG
>that Levi shooting Kenny but not killing him
>that leaving Eren and Historia behind.

My dick is so hard right now.
User avatar #1169 to #1120 - historia ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
You mentioned me and now I know a chapter is out
#1170 to #1169 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
Yup, read that **** yo. Also, sorry if I spoiled it.
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - historia ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I stopped my eyes.
#1172 to #1171 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
Good. Now read it. 						****					 goes down.
Good. Now read it. **** goes down.
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - historia ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
#1174 to #1173 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
I ******* told ya

Isayama really needs to make these chapters longer. I can't handle the ******* suspense.
#1176 to #1174 - historia ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Are we actually supposed to wait til August for the next chapter?
#1177 to #1176 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
Yup... a whole 'nother month...

If I wait a month and find out that Jean ******* died I'm gonna kill someone.
#1121 to #1120 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
>DAT JEAN PROBABLY KILL
#1122 to #1121 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
GOD. 						*******					. DAMMIT.   
   
I didn't see that the first time, I thought Mikasa saved him. If Jean is dead, I will be so 						*******					 mad.   
   
Also I'm on my phone, so my AoT folder is quite limited.
GOD. ******* . DAMMIT.

I didn't see that the first time, I thought Mikasa saved him. If Jean is dead, I will be so ******* mad.

Also I'm on my phone, so my AoT folder is quite limited.
#1123 to #1122 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
I've been lurking on 4chan for the last 4 days waiting for spoilers and I expanded my AOT folder pretty much.

The waiting was hilarious, I even made fake spoilers that were posted on Tumblr and people lost their **** .

10/10 would do again next month.
User avatar #1175 to #1123 - historia ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
Hahaha fake spoilers are awesome. What'd you say?
Also if you don't mind, a small picture dump would be awesome.
#1158 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
and this, the last one is a chart of some of the characters and statuses
#1154 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
okay, these last ones aren't really reaction pics, but were funny **** we did while and after we recieved the chapter
#1152 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
>Mike's dying face
#1150 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
this one's ******* hilatious, for some reason /a/ hates Berthold's guts
User avatar #1157 to #1150 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
I have mixed feelings on Bertoldt. On one hand, he's a murderous asshole. On the other hand, he's an interesting character.
#1159 to #1157 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
Well, so were the other two titan shifters, but they were a lot more popular. I can't say I hate them because I have yet to see the big picture yet, maybe they're not against humanuty, who knows?
User avatar #1160 to #1159 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
Well I don't give a **** what others say, I like Reiner. He's a bretty cuul guy.
Annie's a bitch, but she got dat ass, and I don't give a **** about Ymir.
#1161 to #1160 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
funny thing is they were saying they hate levi blablabla he's too popular blabla I hope he dies this chapter   
as soon as the chapter went public:HOLLY 						****					 LEVI IS BEST SHINGEKI HE'S SO BADASS etc...   
4chan is wierd man, there's a lot of 						***********					 involved
funny thing is they were saying they hate levi blablabla he's too popular blabla I hope he dies this chapter
as soon as the chapter went public:HOLLY **** LEVI IS BEST SHINGEKI HE'S SO BADASS etc...
4chan is wierd man, there's a lot of *********** involved
User avatar #1164 to #1161 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, last time I visited was 2 years ago. And I don't get why people would hate Levi. He's pretty cool, although a tiny bit bland. He's like Mikasa if she was interesting.
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
they "hate" him because he's popular, 4chan hates popular things
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
******* hipsters man.

Anywho, HOLY ******* **** MAN, THAT CHAPTER WAS INTENSE AS **** .
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - youmotherfather (06/09/2014) [-]
yes it was, and don't worry about Jean, he's not dead (yet), everytime Isayama kills off a character he doesn't "censor" it like that.
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, at most, he's probably severely injured. But he did kill Marco off screen. I dunno man, I wanna know what the **** happens.
#1139 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
Should I go on?
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
Hell ******* yes. I am dying with laughter at most of these haha. I can't post any more pics cuz now I'm borrowing my mom's laptop(don't wanna waste data n **** ). I'll gladly share some more of mine when I get home.
#1143 to #1140 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
not pure shingeki post but awesome reference to Shaft's head tilt using Sasha
#1141 to #1140 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ how horrifying
#1135 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
>too soon
>too soon
#1132 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
this one is kinda spoily
this one is kinda spoily
User avatar #1162 to #1128 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
I actually laughed so ******* hard at this one. Thank you for all of these
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#1125 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
I made the spoiler I posted above and those were some rections.
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here you can find all the reactions, you can't imagine what a massive erection I had while watching them gauging their eyes out to forget this.
#1074 - youmotherfather (05/03/2014) [-]
CHAPTER 57 RAW IS OUT AND HOLLY **** MAN!
#1105 to #1074 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Wait, if a titan eats a person who's a titan shifter, they become human again right? So why didn't Santa Titan become human after eating Eren?
#1106 to #1105 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Probably because he didn't have time to digest him. That's why he didn't eat Armin, he knew he hit the jackpot with Eren.
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
But titans don't have digestive systems...
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
They have a stomach in which they contain humans, when they figure out it's not a titan shifter they puke them as seen in the battle for Trost.
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
But during the battle of Trost, Eren was a titan shifter. Why didn't the titan that ate him become human with the coordinate ability? Is it because he wasn't killed?
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Like I said, it probably takes time for a titan to ingest the powers. I doubt he would have instantly transformed back into Santa the moment he swallowed him.
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense. I'd been thinking of that for a few days and couldn't think of a reasonable answer.
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm just worried about who and if someone is going to die and who I would be the least and the most affected.
#1113 to #1112 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
People I'd be upset about if they died(In no particular order): Jean, Sasha, Connie, Armin, Hanji, Erwin, Levi, and Reiner(I don't care if he's a bad guy, I still think he's the **** ).
People I don't give a **** about: Ymir, Christa(though she probably won't die, too important later on), Eren, Mikasa(Yeah yeah, they're main characters, but I really don't care about them at all)

Someone's gonna die soon though, I can feel it.
User avatar #1115 to #1113 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Mikasa won't die. Unless Hajime likes being tar and feathered by the fanbase... Yeah my list is almost identical. Problem is, the ones we'd be upset if they were to die are in the red danger zone.
#1116 to #1115 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. Isayama is a bastard, making all the likable characters side ones so he can 						*******					 kill them off... Honestly, the only way I could see Mikasa dying is if Eren was killed too, he'd make up some bs about Eren loving her to please the ship-fags and then have them die together and Armin remembering them as the narrator. But yeah, they'll probably survive and all the people I like will die. 						****					.
Exactly. Isayama is a bastard, making all the likable characters side ones so he can ******* kill them off... Honestly, the only way I could see Mikasa dying is if Eren was killed too, he'd make up some bs about Eren loving her to please the ship-fags and then have them die together and Armin remembering them as the narrator. But yeah, they'll probably survive and all the people I like will die. **** .
#1117 to #1116 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Yup, probably. But let's not forget he is the author that "killed" the main character in the 5th episode of the show. Who knows what kind of crazy 						****					 he's got installed for us...
Yup, probably. But let's not forget he is the author that "killed" the main character in the 5th episode of the show. Who knows what kind of crazy **** he's got installed for us...
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Well he brought him back like 2 episodes later. He also almost killed off Reiner and I was about to book a trip to Japan to strangle him until he escaped. But yeah, I see your point.

**** man, I can't wait another half-month for the next chapter dude. That Throat-Slasher Kaney guy sounds pretty interesting too.
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh, and I don't care about Bertoldt or Annie that much either.
User avatar #1098 to #1074 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Ran out of space below.

Yeah, i read that, it was cool. But I bet they're dead, otherwise they'd be in the Levi squad.
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
They're dead, they'll die next chapter.
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Well, it's a spoiler, but I can't say I didn't see it coming. I'm still gonna read that **** .
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Obviously they were gonna die eventually, we just didn't know how.
#1102 to #1101 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, true, I just didn't know it was next chapter.

All the girls that hang out with Levi really do die. Dude's bad luck.
#1104 to #1103 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I just had to.
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
I know, I've read the translation separatelly. Did you read it?
#1080 to #1079 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Yes I did, ****** about to go down. I dunno if I'll make it to the next month man, THIS **** IS GETTING ME HYPED.
#1081 to #1080 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
I know, that Anti-human 3DMG tho...
I know, that Anti-human 3DMG tho...
#1082 to #1081 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
And Nifa and that other guy's face getting blown off... It's like every girl Levi hangs out with just dies.
#1083 to #1082 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Stunning blonde gets explosive facial while other guy is watching sorry
#1084 to #1083 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this. Also that was good dude, don't apologize.
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
I also had one with Petra bent on that tree but I can't seem to find it. Oh well.
#1086 to #1085 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Only thing I can think of is "Petite redhead bends for tall blonde" and that's ****** . Good enough for me though.
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Something like that, or Petite redhead bent in unceonfortable but sexy position
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't see many Petra pics or anything. All I've seen is that "kick me" picture. You think people would be all over the fact she and Oluo pissed themselves on their first mission hahaha
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Somewhere out there there is scat porn of this for sure
#1090 to #1089 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
I didn't need to think of that... Goddammit.
#1092 to #1091 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
I liked Petra, we need more content about her. Oluo was a funny 						************					 too.
I liked Petra, we need more content about her. Oluo was a funny ************ too.
#1093 to #1092 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to dislike Oluo for some reason. Yeah, Petra was cool, but she was everybody's waifu.
A lot of people seem to dislike Oluo for some reason. Yeah, Petra was cool, but she was everybody's waifu.
#1094 to #1093 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Oluo was a dick, but in a good way, he still had a heart. And Petra is cool, but not really waifu type... I still don't understand why people do that but hey, to each their own.
Oluo was a dick, but in a good way, he still had a heart. And Petra is cool, but not really waifu type... I still don't understand why people do that but hey, to each their own.
#1095 to #1094 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
People viewed her as the perfect waifu protoype for being kind and carring and stuff.
People viewed her as the perfect waifu protoype for being kind and carring and stuff.
#1096 to #1095 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, that makes sense. I hope we get another OVA on the Levi squad before they died. Like when they were in training and were chosen by Levi.
Yeah, that makes sense. I hope we get another OVA on the Levi squad before they died. Like when they were in training and were chosen by Levi.
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Well, there is a manga that covers Levi's entrance in the Recon Corps, there are two other guys from his former squad, the one before Petra and the others, but we'll probably see these guys too eventually.
#1075 to #1074 - samxdaxman (05/03/2014) [-]
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT.   
   
I'm gonna wait til the translated version comes out to check it out. I got a notification thing on one website that sends me an email when the translated version is posted.
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT.

I'm gonna wait til the translated version comes out to check it out. I got a notification thing on one website that sends me an email when the translated version is posted.
#1076 to #1075 - youmotherfather (05/03/2014) [-]
Ok, although I can give you a link to separate translations if the suspense ever gets the better of you.
Ok, although I can give you a link to separate translations if the suspense ever gets the better of you.
#1077 to #1076 - samxdaxman (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm good dude, thanks. The suspense'll keep me up at night hahaha. I just hate not knowing what they're saying. It'll just be a few days at most.
I'm good dude, thanks. The suspense'll keep me up at night hahaha. I just hate not knowing what they're saying. It'll just be a few days at most.
#1072 - murpmurp (05/01/2014) [-]
youve been shrek nominated   
post a video of you eating an entire raw onion
youve been shrek nominated
post a video of you eating an entire raw onion
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - samxdaxman (05/01/2014) [-]
No u
#1068 - legitimately (04/23/2014) [-]
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#1069 to #1068 - samxdaxman (04/23/2014) [-]
What up my ***** .
By the way, here's me with my moustache(like I said, I could ALMOST twirl it), which is now gone.
Please excuse the ****** photo.
#1070 to #1069 - legitimately (04/23/2014) [-]
****** photo has been excused, and ya, I can see what you mean there
But man, you should try to 1-up this guy in the photo next time you grow-out your moustache
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - samxdaxman (04/23/2014) [-]
Had to shave it, cuz I'm going to visit colleges today and I don't wanna look like a bum. That's the thing that sucks about growing a moustache. You gotta tolerate months of looking awful for a decent one, and then one day you gotta get rid of it and all your work was for nothing.
User avatar #1064 to #1063 - samxdaxman (02/19/2014) [-]
What's on there? I'm tired as **** yo.
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - eeveeisbestpoke (02/19/2014) [-]
nothing really.
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - samxdaxman (02/19/2014) [-]
Alright. We'll do that another time. For now, imma go to bed. Peace my ***** .
User avatar #1061 - twi (02/14/2014) [-]
<3
#1055 - murpmurp (01/30/2014) [-]
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#1056 to #1055 - samxdaxman (01/30/2014) [-]
What's uuuuuuupp?
What's uuuuuuupp?
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - murpmurp (01/30/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - samxdaxman (01/30/2014) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - murpmurp (01/30/2014) [-]
hi kevin
User avatar #1060 to #1059 - samxdaxman (01/30/2014) [-]
Hi.... **** , I can't think of any pop culture references with hi...
User avatar #1037 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
hola sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hope ya had a good crimbo
User avatar #1038 to #1037 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh **** I forgot who you were for a second hahaha. Thanks, whatsup?
User avatar #1039 to #1038 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
shoulda put "Nicole" somewhere in my username.. not much, gone through fj like three times today and ended up on your page, decided to say hola..
User avatar #1040 to #1039 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Haha nah, I probs would still forget. I'm currently in New York with friends.
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
gaaah that's awesome, why does that sound so much better than Wales...
User avatar #1042 to #1041 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Cuz it is hahaha yeah, sorry Wales sucks.

Also, the **** is a crimbo?
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
it's too rainy and cold and full of sheep. CHRISTMAS OF COURSE
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
SORRY I DON'T SPEAK SHEEP. Lop you probably told me, I've just got ***** memory.
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
BAAAHHHHh, yeeah I just assumed you knew, maybe it's a British thaaang.
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't think ANYONE in the states says crimbo hahaha.
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
maybe you should start a trend eh?
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Nahhhh I'm good. So, how's it been across the pond?
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
it's crap, weather is so so **** , christmas was fab though. think I've put on a stone or two.. whats it like over there?
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Nice weather, but no snow. Christmas was pretty good, very happy with what I got and gave.
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
ah that's always good! newyears soon too, exciting!
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - samxdaxman (12/29/2013) [-]
Yep! Sorry, my phone ran out of battery.
User avatar #1053 to #1052 - symedol (12/29/2013) [-]
it's all good, I fell asleep..
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - samxdaxman (12/29/2013) [-]
Lol its fine. So, whatsup?
#1036 - trivdiego (11/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1034 - fuckingtrolls (11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks
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