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Date Signed Up:10/11/2011
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#3743843 - Where's all the porn?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2013 on sfw random board 0
#3743867 - desacabose (03/27/2013) [-]
**desacabose rolled a random comment #3387154 posted by zedfourhundred at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
The Next Subject will be on Music

The winner will be awarded this little number, so good luck to all who play

You ready?

no samwich, you are the porn
#3743862 - flutteryay has deleted their comment.
#871 - I know right? 03/27/2013 on Come on admin really +1
#3743756 - yes 03/27/2013 on sfw random board 0
#3743732 - "drink bleach and die you ******* faggot nob… 03/27/2013 on sfw random board 0
#3743710 - hahuehueha 03/27/2013 on sfw random board 0
#3743696 - pasiusqotum or something he posted gore and IP ban  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on sfw random board +1
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User avatar #3743732 - samwichwon (03/27/2013) [-]
"drink bleach and die you fucking faggot nobody likes you kill yourself"
"I'm the nicest guy on the board"
-Pasius
#3743664 - yep  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on sfw random board 0
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User avatar #3743696 - samwichwon (03/27/2013) [-]
pasiusqotum or something
he posted gore and IP ban
#3743708 - bape has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3743732 - samwichwon (03/27/2013) [-]
"drink bleach and die you fucking faggot nobody likes you kill yourself"
"I'm the nicest guy on the board"
-Pasius
#3743518 - Picture 03/27/2013 on sfw random board +1
#3743480 - don't forget to masturbate 03/27/2013 on sfw random board 0
#3743452 - Man I didn't say **** about your bestiality STD k… 03/27/2013 on sfw random board -1

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User avatar #236 - xenxio (02/15/2014) [-]
You
User avatar #233 - wickkles (12/13/2012) [-]
Thank you kindly. <3
#234 to #233 - samwichwon (12/13/2012) [-]
no, thank you
User avatar #229 - malizlewaa (09/09/2012) [-]
Where's Sarah?
User avatar #230 to #229 - samwichwon (09/09/2012) [-]
I'm going to assume she's in her house. Shall I text her for you?
User avatar #231 to #230 - malizlewaa (09/09/2012) [-]
No I mean...she hasnt been on thread...in forever :c
User avatar #232 to #231 - samwichwon (09/09/2012) [-]
Well I think she may come on tonight
#223 - wierddude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #222 - desmondaltairezio (08/17/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 92**
#218 - thirteenthdoctor (05/12/2012) [-]
Do it.


Now.
#217 - nonnotitiapono (04/15/2012) [-]
hey man, been a long time since ive heard from you. howve you been?
User avatar #214 - mycatthenazi (04/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #215 to #248 - samwichwon (04/07/2012) [-]
Dude.
Dude.
Hey dude.
...
K
User avatar #216 to #249 - mycatthenazi (04/08/2012) [-]
LOBSTERCOCK
User avatar #212 - joshkroger (04/06/2012) [-]
mfw I read your username as sam wichwon instead of samwich won. Just sayin I know a guy named sam wishon so I'm a bit curious
#213 to #246 - samwichwon (04/06/2012) [-]
Sorry nope, my name is Sam Cohn
have a nice life anyhow
#208 - 4chan refugee (03/31/2012) [-]
Post that **** again and you're dead too.
I will go to Canada for a kill, don't think I won't
Winnipeg, right?
I remember you asking if there was anyone else around there
Delete it now.
now
#187 - iyr (03/18/2012) [-]
Um. . .    
I went back and revised your emblem. In the original version (below) it skips for just a second, whereas this one loops seamlessly.   
Glad to have you back friend, even if it's for just a short while.
Um. . .
I went back and revised your emblem. In the original version (below) it skips for just a second, whereas this one loops seamlessly.
Glad to have you back friend, even if it's for just a short while.
#188 to #219 - samwichwon (03/18/2012) [-]
Aww thanks.
I think I'm gonna go now though, I'll probably be back later.
Maybe the thread hasn't gotten any worse, and I'm just being a dick.
I'll probably lurk a bit later.
#185 - ittroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#186 to #215 - samwichwon (02/06/2012) [-]
Oh my God, holy **** , this is amazing!
Has anyone ever told you you're awesome? Cause you're awesome!
I mean really, this is fantastic!
Beyond fantastic!
...
I think I want to have your babies...
#183 - ittroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #184 to #213 - samwichwon (02/05/2012) [-]
Green?
#177 - xenxio (02/04/2012) [-]
made you sumfin
#178 to #207 - samwichwon (02/04/2012) [-]
Thanks! I'm sure I can find many uses for this!
#173 - gmanred (02/03/2012) [-]
Here it is you sick bastard, lolz
Here it is you sick bastard, lolz
User avatar #174 to #203 - samwichwon (02/03/2012) [-]
Clop clop clop
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#172 to #201 - samwichwon (02/01/2012) [-]
Oh look! Numbers above your comment! Good for you
User avatar #162 - cowboybebop (01/31/2012) [-]
As you asked.

Beyond Her Garden
(Carrot Top’s Song)

cowboybebop

She was a lonely girl. Creamy orange– a sunrise in a world that was near its end. The ground had become dry and brown; unhealthy, irreparable damage done by decades of pollution. The ponies were at the eve of destruction at this point in time. Each born with unique talents and characteristics, everypony was special in their only little way, each had an advantage over everypony else, but none could undo what their predecessors had done.

Their village was located in the middle of an open, stretching plain. It would have made her grandfather’s picture of Appleoosa look like an oasis.

Day after day, the sun rose and scorched the earth, burning anything that wasn’t shaded to a crisp. There were no other animals outside of their metal-covered village, a single dying tree in the center, magically holding up the enormous sheet of steel that protected the ponies of Haven. As far as anypony knew, they were the last on the planet. Although, many knew this wouldn’t last much longer: the hundred-year supply vault was nearing depletion, and soon the ponies of Haven would be no longer- no crops had grown since the year directly after the first Sky Tear, and the water at the bottom of the well would not outlast the youngest member.
User avatar #163 to #190 - samwichwon (01/31/2012) [-]
Let me be blunt.
I can review this easily because you look like a novice.
I like the premise, there's some great potential here, and I can see evidence of great planning on your part.
There must have been an error though, in translating your thoughts to text.
In other words, your intro is too short, and many things need a lot more description, and background. An introduction is meant to introduce, make it do that.

For example, change "Day after day, the sun rose and scorched the earth, burning anything that wasn’t shaded to a crisp." to "The scorching sun rose each day, casting scornful rays on everything that tried feebly to grow"
The more you can describe with fewer words, the better

Don't be discouraged, writing is hard, and you've got great potential. I like where this is going
User avatar #164 to #191 - cowboybebop (01/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, I had intended this to be a (very) rough draft; I tend to write things out as basically as I can and then fill it out. Also, this is only a partial intro: I understand what you mean by (paraphrasing) "it needs to be longer." While this may be so, I had intended to only make it roughly 1,500 words maximum- you have persuaded me (most likely unbeknownst to you) to make it longer than that. Thank you muchly for your time!
User avatar #165 to #192 - samwichwon (01/31/2012) [-]
If you need more help with anything at all, feel free to post here again!
I love helping people
#158 - xenxio (01/30/2012) [-]
Remember last Tuesday?
#159 to #183 - samwichwon (01/30/2012) [-]
I'll never forget
I'll never forget
#156 - extro (01/29/2012) [-]
Hello there.
User avatar #157 to #179 - samwichwon (01/29/2012) [-]
hello
#132 - shooptube (01/28/2012) [-]
Because of this, you win at life.   
   
 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
Because of this, you win at life.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
User avatar #134 to #153 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
How is everyone finding that?!
Also, thanks
Also, how are you doing?
#139 to #155 - shooptube (01/28/2012) [-]
It's on the frontage and top comments, it was hard to miss

I'm doing relatively good, you?
User avatar #141 to #160 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Not bad, Enjoyed the episodes
User avatar #143 to #162 - shooptube (01/28/2012) [-]
**** , i missed it -_-
User avatar #144 to #164 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh man! It was fantastic!
"LOL **** you Celestia! I didn't learn me no friendship!"
-Applejack
User avatar #142 to #162 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
*episode
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