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#6 - **** that was good  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on (untitled) +3
#14 - zschalberg (08/17/2014) [-]
Here take this
#83 - trimming armor  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim... +4
#88 - tommykelly (08/17/2014) [-]
#25 - I have been snowboarding for 7 years now and i can say this po…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on I AM NO MAN -1
#26 - verby (08/02/2014) [-]
what if it was a casual race?
#27 - swiftshadow (08/02/2014) [-]
I agree. If it was at a resort where people go for skiing and snowboarding its completely plausible and likely that they had a casual race for guests to participate in. Resorts such as these are supposed to hold various functions to improve business as they are usually seasonal, they want to ensure your business again next year.
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Military Comp +58
#82 - motherfuckingkenji (08/01/2014) [-]
Fuck your tiny, pathetic pic.
Have the original.
#2779 - **samulicious rolls 089,482,682** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#4253 - almost a train 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#4244 - **samulicious rolls 8,110**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#4253 - samulicious (07/06/2014) [-]
almost a train
#5581 - **samulicious rolled user bikkie ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#87 - **samulicious rolls 190** 03/05/2014 on Photoshop Request #3 0
#6 - You don't have to murder someone, just go lift man, everyone c…  [+] (30 new replies) 03/03/2014 on eye fucking +233
User avatar #251 - thedungeonmaster (03/04/2014) [-]
It probably helps if you're good looking as well
User avatar #83 - weenieandthebutt (03/03/2014) [-]
I've got almost similar to that, I've even had the odd compliments from girls and guys alike but even that's not enough to get this sort of attention that Zyzz gets (or even get laid for this matter)
User avatar #113 - anusraper (03/03/2014) [-]
lol, "nearly".. in your dreams brah ;)
#115 - weenieandthebutt (03/03/2014) [-]
My hair is a lot more neater on nightouts.
#236 - Common Pepe (03/04/2014) [-]
Is it just me, or does one bicep look considerably larger than the other?
User avatar #136 - fjisforfgts (03/04/2014) [-]
you're a little gay
User avatar #118 - anusraper (03/03/2014) [-]
the funny thing is that the hair is the only thing that comes close to looking like zyzz, and the only similarity is that it's black ))
User avatar #120 - weenieandthebutt (03/03/2014) [-]
No way do I look like Zyzz but my current body is almost similar to that of his photo (when he was in his early stage of lifting)
User avatar #124 - anusraper (03/03/2014) [-]
sry, but the only similarity is that you an he both lift, but your body type is totally different from his and he is way more ripped
User avatar #127 - weenieandthebutt (03/04/2014) [-]
I meant in that picture, not in general. Obviously Zyzz is the king of aesthetics where I've still got a far far far left to go. He doesn't even have that much definition in that pic.
#128 - anusraper (03/04/2014) [-]
k brah
#52 - notstill (03/03/2014) [-]
everyone's a mad cunt if they wanna be
#41 - anusraper (03/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #33 - sciencexplain (03/03/2014) [-]
Admin did it. He's an inspiration for this whole site. We can ALL do it.

Except for me. I'm getting physiotherapy at the moment for my knees and I don't want to skip leg day and be ridiculed on here.
#46 - wizi (03/03/2014) [-]
"We can ALL do it"

"Except for me"

Not sure if bait..
User avatar #54 - sciencexplain (03/03/2014) [-]
Naa, it's not. I have knee problems and recently dislocated my left knee so I can't lift until I do my physio. But still, godspeed to everybody who tries.
User avatar #253 - sometoast (03/04/2014) [-]
i know that feel dude, I have a week right knee, i've dislocated it 3 times. It is probably the most painful thing i've ever felt.
#166 - whatsawilly (03/04/2014) [-]
I had 2 knee operations and continued to lift through it, as long as you can walk and stand while holding weight then you're fine, just skip lower body until you can, it's worth getting a start on upper body, in the time you take to get your knee fixed you're not going to be ridiculously disproportional
tl;dr no excuses
User avatar #273 - sciencexplain (03/04/2014) [-]
Well I will go and work on upper body then, but because of the injury, I can't do any cardio. It seems a bit half-arsed.
User avatar #274 - whatsawilly (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but sitting doing nothing is even more half-arsed haha
Depending on your body you might not really need to do cardio, and even if you're trying to become slimmer then its still possible without cardio, it just means you need to work on your diet.
Until recently I barely touched cardio and during my period of injury (18 months), i did less than 4 hours cardio total, so its not a neccesity
#188 - Common Pepe (03/04/2014) [-]
Exactly. About 3 years ago I had back surgery and after a year of being off work and surgery my max 1-rep on the benchpress was 150lbs(and that was a bones-popping, almost screaming 150). Now 3 years later I don't dare squat or do any overhead presses that would put pressure on my spine, but I'll be damned if I can't bench 320 now. FYI I stopped 1 rep maxing for safety reasons about 6 months ago, but it should be another 10-20 over that now.
User avatar #77 - assdoreponyfucker (03/03/2014) [-]
but isn't everyday upper body day
User avatar #81 - siveon (03/03/2014) [-]
If you want to look like Mr.Incredible, sure.
#28 - adamks (03/03/2014) [-]
Lol that attitude has disappointed a lot of guys when they suddenly figure out that being buff in itself is not more attractive than being regular.
#8 - Common Pepe (03/03/2014) [-]
and then there those of us with the wrong genes.... on the plus side we cant get fat buts that about the only positive thing.
User avatar #13 - asumfuck (03/03/2014) [-]
wrong genes is just an excuse for not trying harder. Incoming red thumbs from butthurt fatties that don't want to hear the truth.
#29 - newall (03/03/2014) [-]
Fully qualified stage 3 PT reporting in.

There are actually varying body-types. some people naturally have better tone/muscle structure than others. not to mention bone structure. ever seen those pictures of the rock at 15? those shoulders are wide as fuck, excellent canvas for forming muscle.

There is no "fatty-morph" though. if you're fat, it's because you ate too much and moved too little.

Don't be a douche-nozzle if you literally cannot be bothered to google something. and Zyzz was a cunt. a damn fine looking cunt, but a cunt none-the-less.
User avatar #51 - nalapsi (03/03/2014) [-]
Rodger that staff :3
#11 - Common Pepe (03/03/2014) [-]
#10 - Common Pepe (03/03/2014) [-]
"wrong genes"
Most men store fat on their abs
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