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Date Signed Up:1/09/2011
Last Login:3/05/2013
Location:england
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 50638 total,  56420 ,  5782
Comment Thumbs: 1955 total,  2632 ,  677
Content Level Progress: 63.8% (638/1000)
Level 250 Content: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Content: Contaminated Win
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:1418187
Times Content Favorited:3514 times
Total Comments Made:772
FJ Points:52666
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#117 - DO THE CREEP in the ass. 05/31/2011 on Dreams Shattered +24
#228 - Picture 05/31/2011 on Check desc. +11
#158 - oh shit, sorry bro,i believe you, why didn't you make a post m… 05/31/2011 on Epic trolling (see... +1
#166 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2011 on A Fruits Life -2
#185 - dekadin (05/31/2011) [-]
Trollolol
#177 - do you even own a tv? 05/31/2011 on Troll Science Comp 4 +3
#218 - a smiley face? whoever circumcised you must have been high. 05/31/2011 on Check desc. +17
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2011 on gay asian 1 +3
User avatar #2 - wezboby (05/30/2011) [-]
i want u to have sex with me
#73 - funny... i don't believe you. (you get proof and i'll apologise.) 05/30/2011 on Epic trolling (see... -5
#21 - yuup, the good old days. 05/30/2011 on Epic trolling (see... +7
#20 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2011 on Epic trolling (see... +7
User avatar #58 - MarauderMatt (05/30/2011) [-]
Read Description, tard
User avatar #73 - samturnip (05/30/2011) [-]
funny... i don't believe you.
(you get proof and i'll apologise.)
#60 - tweakage (05/30/2011) [-]
I've seen this damn comic like 12 times.
#7 - dude i did read your first omi but i gotta say, it's too lengt… 05/30/2011 on Derpina, She Hates Juice 0
#3 - true, but it's not a repost. 05/28/2011 on No one cares 0
#3 - yanooooo...there's this like.. totally cool new thing called t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2011 on Enjoy 0
User avatar #17 - zraven (06/02/2011) [-]
What about this is Not Safe For Work, precisely?
#4 - N. Korean citizen (05/28/2011) [-]
wtf is nsfw
#870 - **samturnip rolls 754,806,097** 05/28/2011 on CHECK' EM 0
#869 - **samturnip rolls 140,058,077** 05/28/2011 on CHECK' EM 0
#868 - **samturnip rolls 605,585,487** 05/28/2011 on CHECK' EM 0
#24 - can you leave that fj stamp you use as a picture in a comment …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2011 on AcRoKK's profile 0
#26 - AcRoKK (05/28/2011) [-]
white background
#25 - AcRoKK (05/28/2011) [-]
black background
#492 - **samturnip rolls 9** 13-5 05/28/2011 on the fuck 0
#490 - **samturnip rolls 081,436,476** 05/28/2011 on the fuck 0
#487 - **samturnip rolls 1** =13-5 05/28/2011 on the fuck 0
#7 - I'M IN THERE! im so proud. :') 05/27/2011 on Tobuscus thread +2
#1 - can you post that FJ stamp at the bottom for me 05/27/2011 on college life +1
#486 - na-sha-di hi i'm nashadi. 05/27/2011 on Playing God 0
#3377 - whoever is who is thumb ing down all the comments is a heartl… 05/25/2011 on R.I.P tori 0
#3376 - this ISN'T funny? oh thanks for correcting the error in my way… 05/25/2011 on R.I.P tori 0
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#26 - N. Korean citizen (07/24/2012) [-]
sam is a niger
#25 - N. Korean citizen (05/24/2012) [-]
Niger
User avatar #24 - clutterbutter **User deleted account** (12/23/2011) [-]
how old is your bro?
User avatar #22 - HooksaN (06/03/2011) [-]
its not much, but to make you feel better (and raise awareness! lol) you got deds in the comments of my latest upload.

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2191472/sluts+and+corn/
User avatar #23 to #24 - samturnip (06/03/2011) [-]
wow, thanks man, i'm gonna upload a load of content later and i'll mention you in the comments.
#17 - invisabull (06/03/2011) [-]
Hey, saw that ssomeone stole and reposted your OC. Thats not cool bro. hope you get it sorted.
User avatar #18 to #19 - samturnip (06/03/2011) [-]
thanks man.
User avatar #19 to #20 - HooksaN (06/03/2011) [-]
Yeah, ditto.

Have added a comment on the page for what it's worth.
User avatar #20 to #21 - samturnip (06/03/2011) [-]
oh yeah, hey thanks for backing me up man.
User avatar #21 to #22 - HooksaN (06/03/2011) [-]
No probs. I'd be pissed if it were mine.

I recon you should post something to big brother in the suggestions section or something. I know users have been banned for this before.

....and this guy has his profile set so that noone can view it. That suggests to me he does this a lot.
#15 - thefunnyside ONLINE (06/02/2011) [-]
**thefunnyside rolls 9** will he get better?
User avatar #16 to #17 - thefunnyside ONLINE (06/02/2011) [-]
you are welcome
#14 - calvinklein **User deleted account** has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #11 - badboywantsu (05/12/2011) [-]
i remember when i did the joke of the day
User avatar #12 to #13 - samturnip (05/12/2011) [-]
im about to upload my new one now, did yours work out?
User avatar #13 to #14 - badboywantsu (05/12/2011) [-]
i did it for weeks till i got bored, your jokes are shorter and it's a compilation of jokes.
#8 - forthewhen (05/11/2011) [-]
Haha good shit dude. Check out my rage comics.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2101312/High+and+Procrastinating /
I'm not great at making them, but they tell a story, none-the-less.
User avatar #9 to #10 - samturnip (05/11/2011) [-]
nah yours is really good bro.
better than mine when i was starting out on funnyjunk. http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1817039/Japanese+FTW+OC/
#10 to #11 - forthewhen (05/11/2011) [-]
Haha, that was pretty good as well though.
User avatar #5 - netherworlder **User deleted account** (04/14/2011) [-]
LEMME EAT YOU TURNIP
#7 to #8 - netherworlder **User deleted account** (04/14/2011) [-]
XD
#1 - N. Korean citizen (03/31/2011) [-]
"What We See VS What Kids See OC"
Is not OC you took it from theCHIVE, a much better site than this
#3 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2011) [-]
Actually, it originally came from MY website...which theCHIVE reposted. I made these, Sam, and would appreciate credit where credit is due.

[url deleted]
#4 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2011) [-]
Site deleted my URL link. Search "What we see vs. what kids see" and my site - [url deleted] - comes up first.
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