You saw colors and broke into a cold sweat.

You're half way there, might as well as play some vidya now.

I've mostly calmed down now.
And the only booze I have is a 40 year aged bottle of whiskey which I'm saving for when I finish university.

That sounds like a good way to celebrate. I'm jealous.

How much longer till your last semester in uni?

Well, I haven't even started yet.
I have another 3 and a half year to go till I start.
Then 3/4 years in uni if I go to the one I want.
Then I can finally drink it.

Well at least you have a goal, a bottle of whiskey

If I don't graduate, I don't get the delicious whiskey.
It's a good motivator.

I wish i had something as magnificent to motivate me

If you need motivation, just think about this.
Everything you do should have a purpose, and a good one at that. If you have working legs, you should take the stairs, as it is an insult to those who can't. That kind of thing y'know.
Because personally if my legs didn't work and I saw someone being lazy, I'd be offended as fuck.

That all makes sense. Thanks, i think.

It's not. I got them prescribed for my migraines as a result of me kind of dehydrating myself.

Why would you dehydrate yourself.
That's not good.

I forgot to drink.

How...
Are you korean?
Where you playing Starcraft?

Nope. It was kinda dumb.

Don't do it again. I dont want you to you know.. dehydrate.

Sometimes time just passes so quickly.

Please keep a bottle or glass next to you.

Do i know you

No, however due to certain things, I've become the opposite of jaded. I now have a concern for people I've never even met. I've started doing charity work. I don't know why, I jsut do.

Well, aight then. Just don't forget about yourself.

Course not. A sound mind can only be achieved by helping others, but at the same time keeping time for yourself. If you don't you'll go insane.

More of a state of instability.

If left long enough, it will turn into genuine insanity.
I've seen it twice. Rather painful yet interesting to watch.

Not yet. He's been pretty unstable lately. Tried to suicide. Luckily he failed.
I'll bring it up sometime.

f that's the case I'd suggest making sure you have perfect timing with the matter. If not you could end up making him flip shit.

indubitably

UNQUESTIONABLY GOOD SIR

Loyalist Redcoat scum!

DAMN THOSE DUTCH, THEY'RE THE REASON WW1 STARTED.
WE JUST HAD TO PROTECT THEM FROM INVASION BECAUSE WE'RE THEIR "ALLIES". DARN THEM AND THEIR SATAN LOVING WAYS.

They stole our bikes!
TWICE!
WW1 and WW2!

You shouldn't have kissed their girls and made them cry.

Do we look like people who are capeable of such an act?
We get high on our own supply.

Well, stop getting high and follow me <3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kH0OEJxUlE&feature=player_detailpage#t=33s

That doesn't sound fun.
Where do you plan on staying now? or were you just there to visit

I was just visiting for the day. We were planing on getting shit faced and playing Slender/Amnesia/DayZ but sadly we can't do that now.

You saw colors and broke into a cold sweat.

You're half way there, might as well as play some vidya now.

I've mostly calmed down now.
And the only booze I have is a 40 year aged bottle of whiskey which I'm saving for when I finish university.

That sounds like a good way to celebrate. I'm jealous.

How much longer till your last semester in uni?

Well, I haven't even started yet.
I have another 3 and a half year to go till I start.
Then 3/4 years in uni if I go to the one I want.
Then I can finally drink it.

Well at least you have a goal, a bottle of whiskey

If I don't graduate, I don't get the delicious whiskey.
It's a good motivator.

I wish i had something as magnificent to motivate me

If you need motivation, just think about this.
Everything you do should have a purpose, and a good one at that. If you have working legs, you should take the stairs, as it is an insult to those who can't. That kind of thing y'know.
Because personally if my legs didn't work and I saw someone being lazy, I'd be offended as fuck.

That all makes sense. Thanks, i think.

Happy ending!
Every1 healthy in the end.

All i have left is Percocet and i don't think that'd be a good idea.

I don't even know what percocet is.
Doesn't sound like somethin you should fuck around with though.

It's not. I got them prescribed for my migraines as a result of me kind of dehydrating myself.

Why would you dehydrate yourself.
That's not good.

I forgot to drink.

How...
Are you korean?
Where you playing Starcraft?

Nope. It was kinda dumb.

Don't do it again. I dont want you to you know.. dehydrate.

Sometimes time just passes so quickly.

Please keep a bottle or glass next to you.

Do i know you

No, however due to certain things, I've become the opposite of jaded. I now have a concern for people I've never even met. I've started doing charity work. I don't know why, I jsut do.

Well, aight then. Just don't forget about yourself.

Course not. A sound mind can only be achieved by helping others, but at the same time keeping time for yourself. If you don't you'll go insane.

More of a state of instability.

If left long enough, it will turn into genuine insanity.
I've seen it twice. Rather painful yet interesting to watch.

Yeah. I mean, loli's get a lot of jokes around the internet, and that's ok, but an actual attraction... That's something else.

Have you tried telling him it's you know... wrong?

Not yet. He's been pretty unstable lately. Tried to suicide. Luckily he failed.
I'll bring it up sometime.

f that's the case I'd suggest making sure you have perfect timing with the matter. If not you could end up making him flip shit.

We are British master race

indubitably

UNQUESTIONABLY GOOD SIR

Loyalist Redcoat scum!

DAMN THOSE DUTCH, THEY'RE THE REASON WW1 STARTED.
WE JUST HAD TO PROTECT THEM FROM INVASION BECAUSE WE'RE THEIR "ALLIES". DARN THEM AND THEIR SATAN LOVING WAYS.

They stole our bikes!
TWICE!
WW1 and WW2!

You shouldn't have kissed their girls and made them cry.

Do we look like people who are capeable of such an act?
We get high on our own supply.

Well, stop getting high and follow me <3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kH0OEJxUlE&feature=player_detailpage#t=33s

He was operated 2 days ago.
Idk exactly what but his knee wasn't in good shape for a few years.
Happend during squashing and running with me and my brother.

It's recovering quite well now though.

It's unfortunate that it happened in the first place but I'm glad he's getting better

Happy ending!
Every1 healthy in the end.

A state where the smallest things turn into the biggest problems. It's weird. I've been there. Glad i snapped out of it.

For me it feels like giving less of a shit makes everything better. Sounds weird, i know.

Im like that with a lot of thing.
Not giving a fuck is jsut so much easier. Less risk of being hurt, trodden on, etc.
Then again, you can only get stronger if you go thorugh that shit.

It's past midnight over here.

Then make some coffee anyway.
Or take some headache pill.
Codene is one hell of a drug.

All i have left is Percocet and i don't think that'd be a good idea.

I don't even know what percocet is.
Doesn't sound like somethin you should fuck around with though.

It's not. I got them prescribed for my migraines as a result of me kind of dehydrating myself.

Why would you dehydrate yourself.
That's not good.

I forgot to drink.

How...
Are you korean?
Where you playing Starcraft?

Nope. It was kinda dumb.

Don't do it again. I dont want you to you know.. dehydrate.

Sometimes time just passes so quickly.

Please keep a bottle or glass next to you.

Do i know you

No, however due to certain things, I've become the opposite of jaded. I now have a concern for people I've never even met. I've started doing charity work. I don't know why, I jsut do.

Well, aight then. Just don't forget about yourself.

Course not. A sound mind can only be achieved by helping others, but at the same time keeping time for yourself. If you don't you'll go insane.

More of a state of instability.

If left long enough, it will turn into genuine insanity.
I've seen it twice. Rather painful yet interesting to watch.

YOU'RE BRITISH
That's the best thing I've ever heard.

YOU SHOULD HEAR HOW POSH MY VOICE IS.

We are British master race

indubitably

UNQUESTIONABLY GOOD SIR

Loyalist Redcoat scum!

DAMN THOSE DUTCH, THEY'RE THE REASON WW1 STARTED.
WE JUST HAD TO PROTECT THEM FROM INVASION BECAUSE WE'RE THEIR "ALLIES". DARN THEM AND THEIR SATAN LOVING WAYS.

They stole our bikes!
TWICE!
WW1 and WW2!

You shouldn't have kissed their girls and made them cry.

Do we look like people who are capeable of such an act?
We get high on our own supply.

Well, stop getting high and follow me <3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kH0OEJxUlE&feature=player_detailpage#t=33s

Wow, sounds like you had a pretty eventful day...

I remember there was this really skanky girl back in primary school that was called Magenta. There was a rumor that if you said magenta 3 times in a day you would catch "Magenta".
Kids are cruel.

We still have something like that.
Don't touch the chav girls or you'll get herpes/chav-disease.
With chav-disease your house is taken and you have to move into a council flat. Your voice then goes high pitch and in frustration you swear and make threat a lot.

YOU'RE BRITISH
That's the best thing I've ever heard.

YOU SHOULD HEAR HOW POSH MY VOICE IS.

We are British master race

indubitably

UNQUESTIONABLY GOOD SIR

Loyalist Redcoat scum!

DAMN THOSE DUTCH, THEY'RE THE REASON WW1 STARTED.
WE JUST HAD TO PROTECT THEM FROM INVASION BECAUSE WE'RE THEIR "ALLIES". DARN THEM AND THEIR SATAN LOVING WAYS.

They stole our bikes!
TWICE!
WW1 and WW2!

You shouldn't have kissed their girls and made them cry.

Do we look like people who are capeable of such an act?
We get high on our own supply.

Well, stop getting high and follow me <3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kH0OEJxUlE&feature=player_detailpage#t=33s

It didn't help I had no pants on. My roommate woke me up and I didn't hear him. So I was like oh yeah we are going to run. So I went to pee and there were to fat cops just standing in my living room. I was so confused.

I discovered the most awesome function ever so I guess kinda good.

What function?
What for?

this function

I dont have that

use Google Chrome faggot

But I jsut got opera...

download it noob

alrighty then..
Damn this thing actually works, pretty impressive...

I know right I've been using it since the start of dis conversation

damn I'm going to use this a lot

there is no reason to go back to typing now is there?

well the entire thing is I'd still a bit dodgy in some aspects so I'm going to be writing like a really long argument then I'll probably just type it.
also the lack of commas and such

since I've been using my headset this is way more efficient

Pretty good, I just found a check I hadn't cashed for $80, I'm pretty happy.

It's lucky you found it before it expired. I once left a £500 cheque un-paid and then had to ask my gran for a new one. Shit was Awkward.

Hmm, I'm not sure its still valid.
Its from february last year.

In wich case chances are you're fucked.

Pretty good
How did it feel to start dying?

Well have you ever used aerosol without a mask?
I got light headed and started seeing purple.
Also broke out in a cold sweat.

That doesn't sound fun.
Where do you plan on staying now? or were you just there to visit

I was just visiting for the day. We were planing on getting shit faced and playing Slender/Amnesia/DayZ but sadly we can't do that now.

You saw colors and broke into a cold sweat.

You're half way there, might as well as play some vidya now.

I've mostly calmed down now.
And the only booze I have is a 40 year aged bottle of whiskey which I'm saving for when I finish university.

That sounds like a good way to celebrate. I'm jealous.

How much longer till your last semester in uni?

Well, I haven't even started yet.
I have another 3 and a half year to go till I start.
Then 3/4 years in uni if I go to the one I want.
Then I can finally drink it.

Well at least you have a goal, a bottle of whiskey

If I don't graduate, I don't get the delicious whiskey.
It's a good motivator.

I wish i had something as magnificent to motivate me

If you need motivation, just think about this.
Everything you do should have a purpose, and a good one at that. If you have working legs, you should take the stairs, as it is an insult to those who can't. That kind of thing y'know.
Because personally if my legs didn't work and I saw someone being lazy, I'd be offended as fuck.

That all makes sense. Thanks, i think.

Same ol shitty day.
I found out my friend has quite a liking for lolis. I don't know how I feel about this.

There is a loli in my school, just have to say she is one of the only girls shorter than me and she is my type...

As long as it stays with just hentai doujins
then it's sort of fine.

Oh my it's that rare form of frog... burndt.

My my, tis an odd sight indeed.

The burndt frog can usually be found in the plains of africa, or in the tundra of the arctic.

Quite a site is one to be relished.

This magnificent creature has been in decline for many lifetimes.

People believe this to be because of their reclusive nature and refusal to find a mate.

This could very well be the only one of his kind.

And here comes the burndt frog, right up to the camera.

You can see the cheeto stains on it's webbed fingers.

Such a sad sight to see, a frog suffering so much.

Well who knows, maybe we'll see an increase of burndt frogs in this area.

This has been Dabsy Attenborough.

Im so sorry to hear that

Yeah. I mean, loli's get a lot of jokes around the internet, and that's ok, but an actual attraction... That's something else.

Have you tried telling him it's you know... wrong?

Not yet. He's been pretty unstable lately. Tried to suicide. Luckily he failed.
I'll bring it up sometime.

f that's the case I'd suggest making sure you have perfect timing with the matter. If not you could end up making him flip shit.

Was nursing my dad half the day and rest just games/homework.

I hope you guys recovered from the poisonous gas.

Im fine now.
What's up with your dad?

He was operated 2 days ago.
Idk exactly what but his knee wasn't in good shape for a few years.
Happend during squashing and running with me and my brother.

It's recovering quite well now though.

It's unfortunate that it happened in the first place but I'm glad he's getting better

Happy ending!
Every1 healthy in the end.

Headache

<3 don't worry take a nap and it'll all go away.
If it doesn't go to a coffee shop and buy a Coffee-Chai Latte sprinkled with cinnamon. The Chai causes muscle relaxation whilst the caffeine causes a dopamine release relieveing you of your headache

A state where the smallest things turn into the biggest problems. It's weird. I've been there. Glad i snapped out of it.

For me it feels like giving less of a shit makes everything better. Sounds weird, i know.

Im like that with a lot of thing.
Not giving a fuck is jsut so much easier. Less risk of being hurt, trodden on, etc.
Then again, you can only get stronger if you go thorugh that shit.

It's past midnight over here.

Then make some coffee anyway.
Or take some headache pill.
Codene is one hell of a drug.

All i have left is Percocet and i don't think that'd be a good idea.

I don't even know what percocet is.
Doesn't sound like somethin you should fuck around with though.

It's not. I got them prescribed for my migraines as a result of me kind of dehydrating myself.

Why would you dehydrate yourself.
That's not good.

I forgot to drink.

How...
Are you korean?
Where you playing Starcraft?

Nope. It was kinda dumb.

Don't do it again. I dont want you to you know.. dehydrate.

Sometimes time just passes so quickly.

Please keep a bottle or glass next to you.

Do i know you

No, however due to certain things, I've become the opposite of jaded. I now have a concern for people I've never even met. I've started doing charity work. I don't know why, I jsut do.

Well, aight then. Just don't forget about yourself.

Course not. A sound mind can only be achieved by helping others, but at the same time keeping time for yourself. If you don't you'll go insane.

More of a state of instability.

If left long enough, it will turn into genuine insanity.
I've seen it twice. Rather painful yet interesting to watch.

I don't think dying would be very cool.

But I just got back from driving my sister, and I saw a pretty hot MILF, she was jogging.

I had a pretty good day, last day of school tomorrow too.
Just mainly played LoL today though.

there was a gas leak? where from? what actually happened to you? what's your favourite colour?

Yes, the hose connecting the oven had come loose after my friend bumped into it quite hard.
Essentially we smelled gas and investigated but found nothing. About 10 minutes later we started feeling light headed so we turn the gas and electricity off at some main switch just to be safe. Anyway we went back in for a while then my mate passed out so we called an ambulance and they called some other people who arrived after we'd left to go to hospital.
We got there and I was like "Im fine, Im not a bloody pussy like my mate here", took 3 steps and tripped on a loose brick. Then they made me have a checkup.
My favourite colour is Magenta

Wow, sounds like you had a pretty eventful day...

I remember there was this really skanky girl back in primary school that was called Magenta. There was a rumor that if you said magenta 3 times in a day you would catch "Magenta".
Kids are cruel.

We still have something like that.
Don't touch the chav girls or you'll get herpes/chav-disease.
With chav-disease your house is taken and you have to move into a council flat. Your voice then goes high pitch and in frustration you swear and make threat a lot.

YOU'RE BRITISH
That's the best thing I've ever heard.

YOU SHOULD HEAR HOW POSH MY VOICE IS.

We are British master race

indubitably

UNQUESTIONABLY GOOD SIR

Loyalist Redcoat scum!

DAMN THOSE DUTCH, THEY'RE THE REASON WW1 STARTED.
WE JUST HAD TO PROTECT THEM FROM INVASION BECAUSE WE'RE THEIR "ALLIES". DARN THEM AND THEIR SATAN LOVING WAYS.

They stole our bikes!
TWICE!
WW1 and WW2!

You shouldn't have kissed their girls and made them cry.

Do we look like people who are capeable of such an act?
We get high on our own supply.

Well, stop getting high and follow me <3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kH0OEJxUlE&feature=player_detailpage#t=33s

Join the party of bad day. I was woken up by cops at four in the morning. Yours is a touch worse though.

Saw your post when I woke up.
Had a similar incident once.
Essentially, my shared basement in the flats I live in links into the bar via their fire escape in their beer cellar. Anyway, some dumb pricks nicked a few kegs and used my basement to get away, and I ended up having the local bobbies knocking on my door, shining a light in my eyes and demanding to know where my mother was. (I was staying alone at that time).
Fucking police are useless.

It didn't help I had no pants on. My roommate woke me up and I didn't hear him. So I was like oh yeah we are going to run. So I went to pee and there were to fat cops just standing in my living room. I was so confused.

Well that sucks.

No lasting damage to anyone or anything though, which is a plus

That would be a fucking epic battle.

6'1" 206, high five!

Original or Extra Crispy?

Original.
With BBQ Sauce

Exactly what the anons below me said, just the stuff getting cooked.
When the nuke goes off it releases nuclear bonds holding the atomic structures together, releasing a huge amount of energy. The first energy to hit the objects we are seeing (probably 7-10 miles from the blast point) is the photons of light released from the explosion. A lot of nuclear energy is released in the form of light energy in our electromagnetic spectrum, and seeing as light travels at roughly 300,000km/s it would be the first thing to hit the stuff we see here. The telephone poles, power lines, and even the ground are being super heated. This is the first line of damage done by a nuclear device, and is known as the thermonuclear damage. What we next see is the shock wave hitting the area. This is the secondary effect damage from the nuclear detonation. The small device creates such an expansion of air due to the heat and energy being released that it will compress air which isn't really compressible. It is a very powerful force that does most of the tangible damage of knocking buildings down and throwing things all around. It usually would knock those poles down but apparently this is a smaller nuke and is decently far away