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sammae

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#604
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#300 - is this ***** tryna pull a sneaky nut? 03/04/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #50 0
#28 - jokeexplain jokexplain i do not understand the last…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on I heard admin was gay -2
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#29 - jokexplain (03/03/2015) [-]
He has a gun and asks "Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" implying that he will shoot anyone who has

cheeky breeky cunt in the back says "You don't have enough bullets mate" implying that more people in the bar have fucked his wife than there are bullets in his gun

(sung to the tune of No Cats in America from An American Tail) Because there's only one e in jokexplain, you silly fucking goose
#199 - idk man, now that i look at it, it looked more like a 720 no scope  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Besieged Creations #2 0
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#200 - danmegaflakes (02/18/2015) [-]
You took it too seriously,it was a joke
#193 - is this a 360 no scope?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Besieged Creations #2 +1
#197 - danmegaflakes (02/18/2015) [-]
It's more than that it's a......420
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#199 - sammae (02/18/2015) [-]
idk man, now that i look at it, it looked more like a 720 no scope
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#200 - danmegaflakes (02/18/2015) [-]
You took it too seriously,it was a joke
#325 - hey man, leaving socks on during the dirty isn't so bad. … 02/12/2015 on tips for joshlol +1
#59 - yeah man, thats the one i'm talking about  [+] (12 new replies) 02/11/2015 on friends with benifits 0
#62 - undeadmaus (02/11/2015) [-]
Well this isn't based on any sort of research. It's just /fit/ being /fit/. To give you an understanding, there's also this.
#107 - PVTDickStryker (02/11/2015) [-]
Just goes to show how much more determination guys who are both tall and ripped have over manlets.
#88 - arteries (02/11/2015) [-]
thanks for this, day improved 5'7'' 145 7-9%
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#66 - heartlessrobot (02/11/2015) [-]
5'5.5" reporting in.
Good news is, shortness makes for easier trap mode.
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#68 - sabcy (02/11/2015) [-]
6'2" I'm fat and nobody knows it.
#78 - shadowbreech (02/11/2015) [-]
6' 3" I'm gaining on 300 pounds and people can't tell for shit man
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#129 - cacti (02/11/2015) [-]
How the hell... i'm 6'1 and i'm 180 and my love handles and gut are pretty noticable. Dude you must have a really weird mirror.
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#82 - sabcy (02/11/2015) [-]
I'm over 300 and people say I look 220.
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#83 - shadowbreech (02/11/2015) [-]
My bro's girlfriend estimated that much. She says it's probably my body structure more than any fat but she hasn't seen how bad my diet is
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#86 - sabcy (02/11/2015) [-]
I eat three times more than I should, it's a gross problem that I'm doing nothing about.
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#87 - shadowbreech (02/11/2015) [-]
I end up working out about once a week, and will probably end up getting more in the habit of it once I've settled into college, but for now, I'm well on my way to getting the Freshman 15
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#111 - ariickido (02/11/2015) [-]
I'm 5'8 but I'm built like a rugby player, very stocky. Broad shoulders N shit.
#55 - i completely agree about the women idk about the nutella… 02/11/2015 on friends with benifits 0
#54 - dude im 6'3 1/2 always gotta include that half and th…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/11/2015 on friends with benifits 0
#56 - undeadmaus (02/11/2015) [-]
This one?
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#267 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/11/2015) [-]
That's a troll chart from, /fit/, so nobody take it seriously please.
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#101 - levitatingscrotum (02/11/2015) [-]
5'8 in here. I don't wanna get taller..
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#77 - tkfourtwoone (02/11/2015) [-]
So according to that bullshit being 1.80m is now subhuman shit.

Special K.
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#76 - shonasaurus (02/11/2015) [-]
It's pretty subjective but every girl I've ever heard mention their ideal height for a guy have said 6ft nothing. Personally, I think 6ft 3 is pretty crazy for a 'perfect height'.
#73 - lightningglove (02/11/2015) [-]
this chart doesnt work if you're a 5'1 midget girl like me because then just about anyone taller than you is tall enough
#280 - shastasoda (02/11/2015) [-]
No shit it's a chart for guys, well I mean unless you enjoy "new and fresh wet pussy" too

A lot of guys don't really care how tall you are unless you're like an actual midget or under 4'6"
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#59 - sammae (02/11/2015) [-]
yeah man, thats the one i'm talking about
#62 - undeadmaus (02/11/2015) [-]
Well this isn't based on any sort of research. It's just /fit/ being /fit/. To give you an understanding, there's also this.
#107 - PVTDickStryker (02/11/2015) [-]
Just goes to show how much more determination guys who are both tall and ripped have over manlets.
#88 - arteries (02/11/2015) [-]
thanks for this, day improved 5'7'' 145 7-9%
User avatar
#66 - heartlessrobot (02/11/2015) [-]
5'5.5" reporting in.
Good news is, shortness makes for easier trap mode.
User avatar
#68 - sabcy (02/11/2015) [-]
6'2" I'm fat and nobody knows it.
#78 - shadowbreech (02/11/2015) [-]
6' 3" I'm gaining on 300 pounds and people can't tell for shit man
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#129 - cacti (02/11/2015) [-]
How the hell... i'm 6'1 and i'm 180 and my love handles and gut are pretty noticable. Dude you must have a really weird mirror.
User avatar
#82 - sabcy (02/11/2015) [-]
I'm over 300 and people say I look 220.
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#83 - shadowbreech (02/11/2015) [-]
My bro's girlfriend estimated that much. She says it's probably my body structure more than any fat but she hasn't seen how bad my diet is
User avatar
#86 - sabcy (02/11/2015) [-]
I eat three times more than I should, it's a gross problem that I'm doing nothing about.
User avatar
#87 - shadowbreech (02/11/2015) [-]
I end up working out about once a week, and will probably end up getting more in the habit of it once I've settled into college, but for now, I'm well on my way to getting the Freshman 15
User avatar
#111 - ariickido (02/11/2015) [-]
I'm 5'8 but I'm built like a rugby player, very stocky. Broad shoulders N shit.
#108 - AZAZEL 02/04/2015 on Help Decide Fate! 0
#158 - i need this where can i buy this toy 02/03/2015 on 'Murica Comp +1
#209 - yeah man for sure! i'm always looking of the perfect image…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on icangetyoumad's profile 0
#210 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
#207 - a .gif/.pic of someone cheering/toasting a glass! as you c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on icangetyoumad's profile 0
#208 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
i'll be happy to help if you're looking for a certain image and/or gif. Let me know at anytime
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#209 - sammae (01/28/2015) [-]
yeah man for sure!
i'm always looking of the perfect image! i'll be hitting you up soon!
#210 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
#205 - wow thank you actually! you knew what i was looking for! …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2015 on icangetyoumad's profile 0
#206 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
What were you looking for if you don't mind me asking

and you're welcome, I try to talk to everyone who visits my profile
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#207 - sammae (01/28/2015) [-]
a .gif/.pic of someone cheering/toasting a glass!
as you can see my reaction image folder is not so vast
#208 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
i'll be happy to help if you're looking for a certain image and/or gif. Let me know at anytime
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#209 - sammae (01/28/2015) [-]
yeah man for sure!
i'm always looking of the perfect image! i'll be hitting you up soon!
#210 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
#203 - incoming incorrectly used dank memes thank y…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/28/2015 on icangetyoumad's profile 0
#204 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
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#205 - sammae (01/28/2015) [-]
wow thank you actually! you knew what i was looking for!

btw thank you for being so nice man. been here for 6 1/2 years, and no one has ever welcomed me the their profile!
#206 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
What were you looking for if you don't mind me asking

and you're welcome, I try to talk to everyone who visits my profile
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#207 - sammae (01/28/2015) [-]
a .gif/.pic of someone cheering/toasting a glass!
as you can see my reaction image folder is not so vast
#208 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
i'll be happy to help if you're looking for a certain image and/or gif. Let me know at anytime
User avatar
#209 - sammae (01/28/2015) [-]
yeah man for sure!
i'm always looking of the perfect image! i'll be hitting you up soon!
#210 - icangetyoumad (01/28/2015) [-]
#2 - heard second 01/22/2015 on woof woof motherfucker 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on What's crackalackin'? -2
#14 - rdobet (01/13/2015) [-]
That was the setup; not the punchline.
#11 - greta, another asian that can do something better than me... 01/12/2015 on Asian Singer 0
#8 - do you drive a Chevrolet? possibly a movie theater?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Makin' my way downtown +12
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#9 - vorarephilia (01/06/2015) [-]
*the-ate-or
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#11 - quency (01/06/2015) [-]
now loop it a few times
#2 - yes huh. you just commented  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on That +1
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#3 - theladystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
no, there actually are no comments
#4 - not so good freakeyebilly, doesn't really feel like christ…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on N Korea has no internet +4
#7 - stickmanz (12/24/2014) [-]
man i feel yeah, between still unpacking after moving and all the rain, it just doesn't feel very festive
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on N Korea has no internet +27
#3 - freakeyebilly (12/24/2014) [-]
ooo someone replied. I'm doin good hbu?
#4 - sammae (12/24/2014) [-]
not so good freakeyebilly,
doesn't really feel like christmas ya know?
#7 - stickmanz (12/24/2014) [-]
man i feel yeah, between still unpacking after moving and all the rain, it just doesn't feel very festive
#30 - go seahawks! 12/23/2014 on A Casual Disregard for... 0
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on pizza +17
#102 - matchboxrider (12/05/2014) [-]
#144 - i am blue? 11/30/2014 on When you're on FJ for under... +1
#44 - Picture 11/15/2014 on Small deathbulge comp +3

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User avatar #1 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
where do you know me from?
#2 to #1 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
from funny junk friend!    
how do you do?
from funny junk friend!
how do you do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
good, you sent me a req, I like to know why
#4 to #3 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
User avatar #5 to #4 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
nothing else runescape related

I don't really post content much, anything I post is OC
#6 to #5 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!   
   
but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!

but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:

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