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sammae

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Comment Ranking:#5278
Highest Content Rank:#604
Highest Comment Rank:#2426
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Content Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:206723
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Total Comments Made:618
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#8 - Picture 03/06/2015 on How Do You Sleep At Night +7
#51 - mfw reading some of these 03/06/2015 on Insane Customers +2
#50 - "Ma'am i am very confident i am in a starbucks right now"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Insane Customers +27
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#54 - corps (03/06/2015) [-]
You're not very helpful.
#6 - Picture 03/06/2015 on Happens all the time +9
#33 - this is only thing i have related 03/06/2015 on Tumblr mumblr +11
#47 - c'mon, the last 2 posts just made me laugh, why couldn't i hav… 03/06/2015 on Leaves from the vine +4
#43 - what a memory to have...and remember so much you make a comic … 03/06/2015 on magic trick +1
#41 - Picture 03/06/2015 on magic trick 0
#80 - this one is alright 03/06/2015 on Hearty Italian +5
#78 - i know man its messed up but i think its hilarious  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Hearty Italian +1
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#86 - garymuthafuknoak (03/06/2015) [-]
shit made me rofl
#290 - no the other one, he's kind of smiling and looking down at something.  [+] (19 new replies) 03/06/2015 on icangetyoumad's profile 0
#293 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
Sammae, I...
#296 - sammae (05/05/2015) [-]
it took two months but i am appreciative! thanks bud!
#298 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
No problem...
#297 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
>tfw I failed you
Tarabostes found it

he's a great faggot person
#299 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
thanks i think you're a gr8 person faggot too!
#300 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]







Bet you clicked all of those huh
#301 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
no
i
certainly
did
bet you clicked 'em
#302 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
Not today
#303 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
What ep is that?


























Fag u read 'em but you're lying!!! [/spoiler]
#304 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
American Dad!: Season 4, Episode 14
Bar Mitzvah Hustle

nice spoiler faggot
#305 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
Lol faggot joke's on you i don't even watch that shit!

























thanks faggot!
#306 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome
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#307 - tarabostes (05/06/2015) [-]
thank



what's a faggt? Learn 2 spell you faggot!
#308 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
#309 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
#310 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
communist cat?


#311 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
NO, IZ BEST CAT!!!

























#312 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
better dead than red
#313 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT!!!
HAMBURGERS 50% OFF IF YOU BECOME RED!!!
#20 - pretty sure this one is my favorite  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hearty Italian +22
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#57 - garymuthafuknoak (03/06/2015) [-]
oh my fucking god
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#78 - sammae (03/06/2015) [-]
i know man its messed up but i think its hilarious
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#86 - garymuthafuknoak (03/06/2015) [-]
shit made me rofl
#19 - Picture 03/05/2015 on Hearty Italian +10
#16 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hearty Italian +27
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#18 - stallwallwriter (03/05/2015) [-]
Posts like that are a test. Anyone willing to trust advice from /b/ that involves bleach is a danger both to themselves and others.
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#39 - advice (03/05/2015) [-]
but you can always trust advice from me ;)
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#46 - helterskeletor (03/06/2015) [-]
How can we be so sure?
Give me some advice
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#48 - advice (03/06/2015) [-]
sure, advice on what topic?
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#53 - poelsemutter (03/06/2015) [-]
Getting your shit together and doing something with your life. plz advice
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#49 - helterskeletor (03/06/2015) [-]
Lifting.
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#50 - advice (03/06/2015) [-]
use your knees, not your back
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#115 - evilpapagali (03/06/2015) [-]
What about stiff legged deadlifts?
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#124 - advice (03/06/2015) [-]
might as well get on your back and lift with your arms
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#128 - evilpapagali (03/06/2015) [-]
That's called bench press
#101 - thegamepixel (03/06/2015) [-]
I beg to differ. sauce is Regular Show
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#123 - advice (03/06/2015) [-]
and how did that turn out?
#125 - thegamepixel (03/06/2015) [-]
#51 - helterskeletor (03/06/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#15 - Picture 03/05/2015 on Hearty Italian +20
#14 - i'll post some of my fav  [+] (24 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hearty Italian +71
#127 - butiloveu (03/06/2015) [-]
y all got anymore of these pixels.jpg
#108 - hammarhead (03/06/2015) [-]
#80 - sammae (03/06/2015) [-]
this one is alright
#20 - sammae (03/05/2015) [-]
pretty sure this one is my favorite
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#57 - garymuthafuknoak (03/06/2015) [-]
oh my fucking god
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#78 - sammae (03/06/2015) [-]
i know man its messed up but i think its hilarious
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#86 - garymuthafuknoak (03/06/2015) [-]
shit made me rofl
#19 - sammae (03/05/2015) [-]
#16 - sammae (03/05/2015) [-]
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#18 - stallwallwriter (03/05/2015) [-]
Posts like that are a test. Anyone willing to trust advice from /b/ that involves bleach is a danger both to themselves and others.
User avatar
#39 - advice (03/05/2015) [-]
but you can always trust advice from me ;)
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#46 - helterskeletor (03/06/2015) [-]
How can we be so sure?
Give me some advice
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#48 - advice (03/06/2015) [-]
sure, advice on what topic?
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#53 - poelsemutter (03/06/2015) [-]
Getting your shit together and doing something with your life. plz advice
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#49 - helterskeletor (03/06/2015) [-]
Lifting.
User avatar
#50 - advice (03/06/2015) [-]
use your knees, not your back
User avatar
#115 - evilpapagali (03/06/2015) [-]
What about stiff legged deadlifts?
User avatar
#124 - advice (03/06/2015) [-]
might as well get on your back and lift with your arms
User avatar
#128 - evilpapagali (03/06/2015) [-]
That's called bench press
#101 - thegamepixel (03/06/2015) [-]
I beg to differ. sauce is Regular Show
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#123 - advice (03/06/2015) [-]
and how did that turn out?
#125 - thegamepixel (03/06/2015) [-]
#51 - helterskeletor (03/06/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#15 - sammae (03/05/2015) [-]
#188 - dude this just made my day 03/05/2015 on THE ADVENTURES OF SONICLOL 0
#14 - Picture 03/05/2015 on The Shock +6
#10 - Comment deleted 03/05/2015 on mashed 0
#19 - i really hope that phone wasn't a new one 03/05/2015 on Client using the application 0
#1531 - this is me a couple week ago, i swear my hair isn't that messy… 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#1529 - this is me a couple years ago when i had my scholarship to App…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#1531 - sammae (03/05/2015) [-]
this is me a couple week ago, i swear my hair isn't that messy all the time

decipticons for life
#24 - am i supposed to see a face?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on /k/ommando pizzas 0
#28 - adzoh (03/05/2015) [-]
shiggy diggy
#27 - adu (03/05/2015) [-]
mfw you don't see hfw
#288 - i need your help with a reaction image. you know that real…  [+] (41 new replies) 03/05/2015 on icangetyoumad's profile 0
#289 - icangetyoumad (03/06/2015) [-]
This one?
#314 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
>50% off hamburgers
>turning red

Yeah just kill me now tarabostes
#333 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
we can be more than friends if you show me that sexy , red cunt...
#315 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
75% ;)

























you're killin' me with these awesome sales i'm givin' you....
btw nice face you slut
#316 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
Can't switch me you commie bastard

thanks mister
#317 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
BAD slut BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!



























Juno how many people must starve just so i can give you your 90% hamburgers off????
#318 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
Not even 100% off

Whore
#319 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
i'll give you 100% off if you take your top off






















yes that is your name very goooood!
#320 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
i'll only take my top off for freedom

or a bout tree fiddy with a slice of democracy
#321 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
Well what if i told you... you're FREE to take your top off??





















you seem to have ignored that spoiler ! You're Weak as all american women!
#322 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
#323 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
SO....MUCH....WEAKNESS.....
#324 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
#325 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
You want sum of dis big black cock you filthy 'merican pig??






























I thought you didn't like red , changed your mind?? ;)
#326 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
hahahaha
changing my mind
hahahahahahahahahahahah
#327 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
slut!
you used that b4
whore!
#328 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
you bet your red ass I used it
#329 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
Your ass is gonna be red just like your hair after i start SLAMMIN' it you little bitch!
#330 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
nice image faggot

commie bastard
#331 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
well it saw how used your ass is and it expired






















i'm not ,you're a capitalist pig!
#332 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
t-that doesn't mean we can't be friends
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#290 - sammae (03/06/2015) [-]
no the other one, he's kind of smiling and looking down at something.
#293 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
Sammae, I...
#296 - sammae (05/05/2015) [-]
it took two months but i am appreciative! thanks bud!
#298 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
No problem...
#297 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
>tfw I failed you
Tarabostes found it

he's a great faggot person
#299 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
thanks i think you're a gr8 person faggot too!
#300 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]







Bet you clicked all of those huh
#301 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
no
i
certainly
did
bet you clicked 'em
#302 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
Not today
#303 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
What ep is that?


























Fag u read 'em but you're lying!!! [/spoiler]
#304 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
American Dad!: Season 4, Episode 14
Bar Mitzvah Hustle

nice spoiler faggot
#305 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
Lol faggot joke's on you i don't even watch that shit!

























thanks faggot!
#306 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome
f
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g
g
o
t
#307 - tarabostes (05/06/2015) [-]
thank



what's a faggt? Learn 2 spell you faggot!
#308 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
#309 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
#310 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
communist cat?


#311 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
NO, IZ BEST CAT!!!

























#312 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
better dead than red
#313 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT!!!
HAMBURGERS 50% OFF IF YOU BECOME RED!!!
#23 - Comment deleted 03/05/2015 on Real or Not? 0

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User avatar #1 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
where do you know me from?
#2 to #1 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
from funny junk friend!    
how do you do?
from funny junk friend!
how do you do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
good, you sent me a req, I like to know why
#4 to #3 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
User avatar #5 to #4 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
nothing else runescape related

I don't really post content much, anything I post is OC
#6 to #5 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!   
   
but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!

but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:

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