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sammae

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#4 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Realization +8
#4 - damn his life is ****** 03/07/2015 on HAHOAOHAHOHOAHOAOHAOOAHAOHA... 0
#43 - this will most likely get front page, too 03/07/2015 on DAT Christmas tree thou +1
#17 - West Virginia mentioned? swell with incest and moonshine! …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Here is a story +5
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#22 - drenforcicle (03/07/2015) [-]
West virginia mentioned
Swell with a metric fuckton of coal
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#20 - oblesidonika (03/07/2015) [-]
I was gonna say, West Virginia Mentioned, swell with nothing to do. haha. Im at least lucky enough to be in the eastern panhandle. 20 minutes from MD and 20 minutes from VA.
#12 - Picture 03/07/2015 on I'm sickened yet curious... +8
#24 - well this definitely isn't cheese pizza  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Son, I am dissapoint +8
#77 - ipostcheesepizza (03/07/2015) [-]
Real life takes over sometimes bruh
#11 - mfw watching the first 3 .gifs why would you let someone hold …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on rekt comp +4
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#24 - thepizzadevourer (03/07/2015) [-]
I feel like the first one was a dare. You can see the guy psyching himself up, and it seems like he knew what was going to happen. The other two are just failures to explain proper shooting techniques, though.
#35 - anon (03/07/2015) [-]
You know, I've seen this gif a million times, but never noticed that. It totally looks like he is prepping himself for a stock to the face.
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#12 - phenact (03/07/2015) [-]
holding it out like that is so god damn stupid
#94 - even if the design was absolutely flawless and nothing would c…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Hot swords and not swords +1
#180 - anon (03/07/2015) [-]
plus given the fact that if it were absolutely flawless in design, it would turn into a functional gun. Boom, headshot. 360-noscope and whatnot
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#97 - thesunpraiser (03/07/2015) [-]
Like you said, there are more factors than just the sword being used. It's who uses it, what the terrain is like, armored or unarmored... If we say there is someone behind each blade of equal skill, say a katana, and this, fighting on nice, flat, solid ground, and this thing had a proper tang and whatnot, it still has a lot of extra weight that doesn't need to be there. I wouldn't trust this thing with my life if I had other options, personally.
#86 - when you say this isn't a sword what exactly do you mean? …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Hot swords and not swords 0
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#157 - wraithguard (03/07/2015) [-]
That particular sword is from the game Final Fantasy 13, and folds into a gun.
#156 - mattawack (03/07/2015) [-]
i really feel the need to say that sword would be completely useless in a fight. First off sword are suppsoed to be light and well balanced and have the point of balance slightly above the hilt. Secondly the blade is needlessly big and historical swords have a tapper to them that would allow them to cut effectively. you'll have better luck using this monstrosity as a club
#123 - notapornstar (03/07/2015) [-]
That is Lightning's sword from FF13, functional in the game, strangely weird in the real life. I wish they made a working copy, as it is a realistically folding gun sword that goes in to about have the size of a briefcase
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#91 - thesunpraiser (03/07/2015) [-]
Glad to hear you like it man! And I put under S.L.O, S.L.O means "Sword-Like Object," which is a common term for non-functional sword that couldn't be used in sparring or battle. Usually fantasy replicas like this, it's usually a problem with the overall design, or the tang.
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#94 - sammae (03/07/2015) [-]
even if the design was absolutely flawless and nothing would come apart, are you saying this sword wouldn't stand a chance against, lets say, a katana? or even a rapier? i feel like with a sword even like this, could possibly out duel any other sword depending on the handler of each sword
#180 - anon (03/07/2015) [-]
plus given the fact that if it were absolutely flawless in design, it would turn into a functional gun. Boom, headshot. 360-noscope and whatnot
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#97 - thesunpraiser (03/07/2015) [-]
Like you said, there are more factors than just the sword being used. It's who uses it, what the terrain is like, armored or unarmored... If we say there is someone behind each blade of equal skill, say a katana, and this, fighting on nice, flat, solid ground, and this thing had a proper tang and whatnot, it still has a lot of extra weight that doesn't need to be there. I wouldn't trust this thing with my life if I had other options, personally.
#33 - that scalawag!! 03/07/2015 on Imagine all the people 0
#10 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Stop dicking around +1
#27 - this gave me a good chuckle! have a thumb and a gif  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on engineers +9
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#46 - mindor (03/07/2015) [-]
sauce????????????????????
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#72 - sorinshrouds (03/07/2015) [-]
Just believe.
#6 - is she pepsi?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Moon Moon +1
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#7 - kimilsung (03/06/2015) [-]
more like moonshine
#11 - mahusername (03/07/2015) [-]
enihsnoom
#12 - that damn Bentobox Cumbercooch pic related its him 03/06/2015 on soon +15
#6 - Picture 03/06/2015 on feel bad for laughing +1
#7 - or you're just in a coma waiting to cross over to either side  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Imagine all the people +12
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#32 - tranquildeath (03/07/2015) [-]
Notice Death is cheating
Check his seat
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#33 - sammae (03/07/2015) [-]
that scalawag!!
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#17 - omicronperseieight (03/06/2015) [-]
This image pains me; I just lost my grandfather a few weeks ago, and it was pretty similar to that
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#31 - jonball (03/07/2015) [-]
wow you saw a angel and death play a card game on top of your dying uncle?

sorry to say this but that sounds awesome.
#4 - your ex only has 1 eye?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Dodging your ex 0
#5 - thegamepixel (03/06/2015) [-]
Does yours not?
#20 - the rapist would be black  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on (untitled) +5
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#24 - youngchief (03/06/2015) [-]
Could be a gloved hand
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#70 - youngchief (03/06/2015) [-]
Geez I guess people didn't like that suggestion, how dare I suggest it wasn't a black guy
#19 - i second this question  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Fear 0
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#31 - aangbingo (03/06/2015) [-]
Spongebob and Patrick funny faces Best quality I could find in the 10 seconds I spent looking.
#11 - Picture 03/06/2015 on Eye Contact +1
#15 - ********* 03/06/2015 on Now I know why -2
#14 - dr krieger is awesome! 03/06/2015 on Archer Comp 2 +15
#13 - Picture 03/06/2015 on Archer Comp 2 +3
#12 - mfw i see these comps 03/06/2015 on Archer Comp 2 +5
#9 - this is probably on of my favorites from them i… 03/06/2015 on How Do You Sleep At Night +3

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User avatar #1 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
where do you know me from?
#2 to #1 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
from funny junk friend!    
how do you do?
from funny junk friend!
how do you do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
good, you sent me a req, I like to know why
#4 to #3 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
User avatar #5 to #4 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
nothing else runescape related

I don't really post content much, anything I post is OC
#6 to #5 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!   
   
but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!

but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:

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