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sammae

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Comment Ranking:#5278
Highest Content Rank:#604
Highest Comment Rank:#2426
Content Thumbs: 4198 total,  4623 ,  425
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Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:518 times
Total Comments Made:618
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#210 - why does france get all the good immigrants anyways 11/14/2015 on FJ Writes A Song 2 - Make... +2
#6 - no, human nature is wanting to see someone or something … 11/14/2015 on clever girl 0
#3 - thanks for the input 11/09/2015 on (untitled) +1
#2 - so should we expect a part 3? 10/29/2015 on Sister Sext'n, Part 2 +9
#2 - so do we hope for a part 3? 10/29/2015 on Sexy Sext'n Sister, Part 2 0
#16 - is anybody else having trouble thumbing content and comments? … 10/27/2015 on Video games 0
#144 - imagine a Jamaican man saying he last name  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2015 on Boners of justice +1
#262 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
#112 - i got -260 thumbs on the comment above. its just a website, i …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on I can't believe you've done... 0
#113 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
So people get pissed off but then decide to thumb down all your other comments too. Dang, son.
#102 - thanks man i really have no idea what i did wrong. luckily thi… 10/04/2015 on I can't believe you've done... 0
#100 - im gone for 10 hours and come back to -250 thumbs? i just ask… 10/04/2015 on I can't believe you've done... -1
#60 - alexthebest to the rescue once again! thank you again bud  [+] (5 new replies) 10/04/2015 on I can't believe you've done... 0
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#61 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
No problem bro, I do my best.
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#97 - pirateseatcarrots (10/04/2015) [-]
what about this one?first webm first remix? /Dank+webm+megacomp/movies/5703706/
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#108 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
Gnarls Barkley's "crazy"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe500eIK1oA
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#109 - pirateseatcarrots (10/04/2015) [-]
I won't lie that's pretty amazing how you found it.
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#110 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
Thanks man. I just happened to recognize the song.
#56 - its actually number 9 not 10  [+] (7 new replies) 10/04/2015 on I can't believe you've done... 0
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#60 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
alexthebest to the rescue once again! thank you again bud
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#61 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
No problem bro, I do my best.
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#97 - pirateseatcarrots (10/04/2015) [-]
what about this one?first webm first remix? /Dank+webm+megacomp/movies/5703706/
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#108 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
Gnarls Barkley's "crazy"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe500eIK1oA
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#109 - pirateseatcarrots (10/04/2015) [-]
I won't lie that's pretty amazing how you found it.
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#110 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
Thanks man. I just happened to recognize the song.
#55 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on I can't believe you've done... 0
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#58 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
I don't know the dude, but it's like...Mongolian or Tibetan throat singing. I forget which country.
#52 - you think you could help me out with this?  [+] (11 new replies) 10/04/2015 on I can't believe you've done... -2
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#54 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
too vague. Which webm is it in?
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#56 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
its actually number 9 not 10
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#60 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
alexthebest to the rescue once again! thank you again bud
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#61 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
No problem bro, I do my best.
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#97 - pirateseatcarrots (10/04/2015) [-]
what about this one?first webm first remix? /Dank+webm+megacomp/movies/5703706/
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#108 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
Gnarls Barkley's "crazy"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe500eIK1oA
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#109 - pirateseatcarrots (10/04/2015) [-]
I won't lie that's pretty amazing how you found it.
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#110 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
Thanks man. I just happened to recognize the song.
#55 - sammae has deleted their comment.
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#58 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
I don't know the dude, but it's like...Mongolian or Tibetan throat singing. I forget which country.
#49 - dude thank you so much, you have no idea how long ive been sea…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/04/2015 on I can't believe you've done... -2
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#111 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
I don't know why you're getting downvoted...
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#112 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
i got -260 thumbs on the comment above. its just a website, i really dont even care
#113 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
So people get pissed off but then decide to thumb down all your other comments too. Dang, son.
#47 - can i get sauce on guy throat singing with guitar/sitar thing,…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2015 on Dank webm MEGAcomp! 0
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#143 - becefalus (10/30/2015) [-]
ha faggot
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#59 - simonbimon (10/04/2015) [-]
nvm, misread
#57 - simonbimon has deleted their comment.
#54 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
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#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (36 new replies) 10/04/2015 on I can't believe you've done... -266
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#100 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
im gone for 10 hours and come back to -250 thumbs? i just asked a question guys damn
#88 - redbannerman (10/04/2015) [-]
Wait... why are you getting mad at him for?

you ALL fucking KNOW it's either Allahu akbar, john cena or "Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this". As if we EVER edit anything differently.

Seriously, you're all a bunch of whiny little shits. He didn't spoil anything, you knew what was coming.
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#102 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
thanks man i really have no idea what i did wrong. luckily this is just a website or i would actually be really upset lol
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#92 - talpss (10/04/2015) [-]
It's still nice to have a little surprise. There's at least the chance you'll laugh, but when you see what it is, you are pretty much guaranteed not to laugh.
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#89 - lilRican (10/04/2015) [-]
Its called bandwagoning

dont bother this community is retarded
#90 - redbannerman (10/04/2015) [-]
And just allow people to be wrong? That's crazy.
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#91 - lilRican (10/04/2015) [-]
Are you going to comment the 135 people that are idiots?

You were right

and if you read further down its just as you said

people expect those 3 edits, they are the most common ones
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#82 - ghouleyed (10/04/2015) [-]
I reported your comment as gore since you spoiled it
#81 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
you ruined it for me you god damn nigger
#80 - stonetomcat (10/04/2015) [-]
All he did was ask a question
He may have spoiled the webm a bit, but what the fuck are you doing reading the comments before watching?
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#98 - vellion (10/04/2015) [-]
I always scroll a bit lower to see if it's a fucking screamer, I'd like to keep my ear drums intact for a few more years
#83 - marmiteistasty (10/04/2015) [-]
Consider the possibility that you may scroll further into the comments than just the first one.
#106 - stonetomcat (10/04/2015) [-]
Fair enough
Pic semi-related
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#79 - iexs (10/04/2015) [-]
He just asked a question...
#67 - uleaveinpieces (10/04/2015) [-]
Keep the spoilers in the fucking spoiler eyes.
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#105 - ILIEKPEPSEE (10/04/2015) [-]
I have a feeling this is gonna put viewers on a government watchlist.
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#107 - stonetomcat (10/04/2015) [-]
>Implying we're not all on watchlists
#104 - jujuface (10/04/2015) [-]
That made me want to join ISIS
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#96 - gempak (10/04/2015) [-]
wow why are these song always so good...
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#52 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
you think you could help me out with this?

/Dank+webm+megacomp/movies/5703706/47#47
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#54 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
too vague. Which webm is it in?
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#56 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
its actually number 9 not 10
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#60 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
alexthebest to the rescue once again! thank you again bud
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#61 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
No problem bro, I do my best.
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#97 - pirateseatcarrots (10/04/2015) [-]
what about this one?first webm first remix? /Dank+webm+megacomp/movies/5703706/
User avatar
#108 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
Gnarls Barkley's "crazy"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe500eIK1oA
User avatar
#109 - pirateseatcarrots (10/04/2015) [-]
I won't lie that's pretty amazing how you found it.
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#110 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
Thanks man. I just happened to recognize the song.
#55 - sammae has deleted their comment.
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#58 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
I don't know the dude, but it's like...Mongolian or Tibetan throat singing. I forget which country.
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#49 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
dude thank you so much, you have no idea how long ive been searching for this
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#111 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
I don't know why you're getting downvoted...
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#112 - sammae (10/04/2015) [-]
i got -260 thumbs on the comment above. its just a website, i really dont even care
#113 - alexthebest (10/04/2015) [-]
So people get pissed off but then decide to thumb down all your other comments too. Dang, son.
#297 - me as well friend 10/04/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#296 - it took two months but i am appreciative! thanks bud!  [+] (17 new replies) 05/05/2015 on icangetyoumad's profile 0
#298 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
No problem...
#297 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
>tfw I failed you
Tarabostes found it

he's a great faggot person
#299 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
thanks i think you're a gr8 person faggot too!
#300 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]







Bet you clicked all of those huh
#301 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
no
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certainly
did
bet you clicked 'em
#302 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
Not today
#303 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
What ep is that?


























Fag u read 'em but you're lying!!! [/spoiler]
#304 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
American Dad!: Season 4, Episode 14
Bar Mitzvah Hustle

nice spoiler faggot
#305 - tarabostes (05/05/2015) [-]
Lol faggot joke's on you i don't even watch that shit!

























thanks faggot!
#306 - icangetyoumad (05/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome
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#307 - tarabostes (05/06/2015) [-]
thank



what's a faggt? Learn 2 spell you faggot!
#308 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
#309 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
#310 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
communist cat?


#311 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
NO, IZ BEST CAT!!!

























#312 - icangetyoumad (05/07/2015) [-]
better dead than red
#313 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT!!!
HAMBURGERS 50% OFF IF YOU BECOME RED!!!
#14 - why is that dog so angry  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on What. +4
#22 - DoktorHax (04/23/2015) [-]
<owned by this guy
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#18 - spermanentthreat (04/23/2015) [-]
because it transformed into a cat. I'd be angry too
#21 - i work for a moving company and something like this would …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2015 on ....perfect +61
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#48 - buttfacea (04/15/2015) [-]
its called a stair climber, they have mechanical ones as well but their heavy as shit....

my company moved and our old building had shit ton of stairs in front, and they used one to take our industrial digital copier out, took them 20 minutes, but they used like half the effort and only took two guys
#43 - thearcher (04/15/2015) [-]
-Build a functional one from scratch
-Show/demonstrate it to your boss
-Enjoy being employee of the month
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#41 - SilverBullet (04/15/2015) [-]
I used to move furniture and stuff for a living too, and we had 2 of these things. They didn't work as smoothly as the one above, and they were made from steel, not aluminum, making them heavy and not fun to pack upstairs.
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#22 - plokix (04/15/2015) [-]
show the gif to your boss and maybe you get that shit.
#243 - I've looked at all the sites listed in the description for thi… 04/08/2015 on Tritium Jewelry 0
#10 - why 04/08/2015 on Would you like something to... 0
#108 - this is joshlol? like really? its not some joke?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Tritium Jewelry 0
#120 - Ruspanic (04/08/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's an actor named Carlos Valdes, who plays Cisco Ramon on The Flash.
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#169 - Ruspanic (04/08/2015) [-]
Am I wrong about this? I genuinely did think it was him.
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#199 - shivaspace (04/08/2015) [-]
I also thought about him when I saw the dude in the comp...
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#109 - yunogasai (04/08/2015) [-]
probably, he puts the same picture in all of his comps lately
for his sake I hope it's a joke
#106 - will someone please explain to me what the **** this th…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Tritium Jewelry +14
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#166 - mausisdead (04/08/2015) [-]
thank mr zahnrad
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#107 - yunogasai (04/08/2015) [-]
It's joshlol's face
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#112 - thememegod (04/08/2015) [-]
bullshit
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#108 - sammae (04/08/2015) [-]
this is joshlol? like really? its not some joke?
#120 - Ruspanic (04/08/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's an actor named Carlos Valdes, who plays Cisco Ramon on The Flash.
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#169 - Ruspanic (04/08/2015) [-]
Am I wrong about this? I genuinely did think it was him.
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#199 - shivaspace (04/08/2015) [-]
I also thought about him when I saw the dude in the comp...
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#109 - yunogasai (04/08/2015) [-]
probably, he puts the same picture in all of his comps lately
for his sake I hope it's a joke

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User avatar #1 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
where do you know me from?
#2 to #1 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
from funny junk friend!    
how do you do?
from funny junk friend!
how do you do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
good, you sent me a req, I like to know why
#4 to #3 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
User avatar #5 to #4 - twentyseconds (03/11/2015) [-]
nothing else runescape related

I don't really post content much, anything I post is OC
#6 to #5 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!   
   
but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!

but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:

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