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Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
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#139 - ok 3 hours ago on Gus n' Al 0
#178 - yo this is ******* great man! can't wait for c… 12/27/2015 on [Ch.1] ZOMBIE KILLING... 0
#17 - loved the video, love watching videos about this game, bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2015 on Fallout 4 - BILLY +12
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#24 - SpankThePanda (11/19/2015) [-]
Yeah i was surprised that everyone is liking this video, i always thought Keyori would be hated by this site
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#36 - demcupcakes (11/19/2015) [-]
theyd probably hate his LoL stuff
#51 - very true. that was quite the show. ive never played the game,… 11/19/2015 on Will you comply? 0
#47 - are those hard to kill? why didnt she just shoot it?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2015 on Will you comply? 0
#50 - ninjamanfu (11/19/2015) [-]
they arnt hard to kill but thats way more awesome then shooting it id say
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#51 - sammae (11/19/2015) [-]
very true. that was quite the show. ive never played the game, so i wouldnt know hard from easy anyways
#78 - can i get source on the first video please and thank you 11/18/2015 on dank Polish Guy WebM... 0
#6 - if you know how to spend it, $40 could be a helluva lotta chin…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2015 on Good times good times +1
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#8 - roflstorm (11/16/2015) [-]
Well we didn't know how much we needed to buy, so we bought enough that we thought would suffice us. So we bought a fuckton chinese food friday at like, 6 and we finished off the last of it, i think, at like quarter to 1 Monday morning.
40 dollars can get you A LOT of chinese food
#88 - wow thanks guys! came back to 230+ thumbs! love this community 11/15/2015 on When you realize how fucked... 0
#3 - ...what the **** ? 11/15/2015 on think +2
#1 - this is actually a really attractive gif  [+] (25 new replies) 11/14/2015 on When you realize how fucked... +247
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#88 - sammae (11/15/2015) [-]
wow thanks guys! came back to 230+ thumbs! love this community
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#2 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
Something about it looks scripted as fuck though
It screams "not organic gameplay"
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#71 - spoopyskeleton (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, okay. Just watch somebody in your team die to turn around to the enemy just staring at you whilst the soldiers behind him just ignore you also.
Of course it's scripted as fuck, how stupid are you?
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#72 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
stupid enough to think people wouldn't be offended by that, apparently
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#73 - spoopyskeleton (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, i call you stupid. I must be offended.
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#74 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
Well either that or you're just an inherently hostile person
Either way I'm not interested
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#22 - dinosauraids (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah DICE go all out scripting trailers for their games, especially recently. I think EA forces it though, since Hardline had it too when DICE didn't make Hardline. Watch any gameplay trailer and you'll always see that the cameraman doesn't get shot at in groups, or enemies don't react to his presence.
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#11 - BloodyBallz (11/15/2015) [-]
Its a trailer
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#27 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
made to look like it isn't
Which stings a little evertime I see the method, tbh

I feel blatantly lied to
#58 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
#1: Do not ever assume that a trailer can tell you anything about a game. This is what so many idiots forget when they get hyped at E3 or any other convention.

#2: This can still very much be the feeling that you get when you play battlefront if you choose to let it get to you.
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#59 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
Well I mean
Im not gonna play it anyway, I played the beta and it didn't really capture me

But I just have that specific bugbear against "gameplay" trailers like that
that's all
#40 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
ITS A TRAILER, HOW CAN THEY LIE TO YOU, ONLY A MORON WOULD THINK ITS ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
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#42 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
are you stalking me
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#28 - anonymousbrony (11/15/2015) [-]
You should think of it that way. Think of it as a cinematic cut that can even be recreated in game and look the same. It shows the viewer what the game looks like.
Not 100% necessary, but it's nice for people who get a hard on from seeing good graphics.
#44 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
I thought "Bull-Shots" were a rather hated thing. That was a lot of what took Watch Dogs down. They showed "gameplay" of a segment that didn't end up happening in the game (plus the graphics downgrade). They make it seem better than it is, and once you've bought it, they've already got your money.
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#65 - thebaconstripman (11/15/2015) [-]
I was about to say there's Steam Refunds, but then I remembered it's on Origin oh well, I have confidence it'll be fun, seeing from the beta.
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#83 - unikornking (11/15/2015) [-]
Origin had refunds LONG before steam, like more than a year I think
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#87 - thebaconstripman (11/15/2015) [-]
I never even log onto Origin, I never knew they had refunds. I guess my point is still valid then, there is the option to refund Battlefront.
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#46 - anonymousbrony (11/15/2015) [-]
Also bull-shots are also in movies. It's an unavoidable advertisement move.

Where they advertise content not in the product. Happens all the time unfortunately.
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#45 - anonymousbrony (11/15/2015) [-]
There's where prerendered and actual time come into play.

Prerendered games look infinitely better than actual gameplay. This is basically blatantly lying to the audience and that's why it's frowned upon.
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#30 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
I guess

still bugs me tho
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#35 - thazul (11/15/2015) [-]
Well, if you actually take some time to immerse yourself, you have tons of these small moments in gaming, but your not actually focused on that. just killing and owning and being cautious.


just enjoy man, don't need to let it sting.
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#39 - dragonock (11/15/2015) [-]
I got a cool example of that, I remember it from battlefield 4.
I was in a building that was starting to collapse and slid over a table and jumped out a hole in the building and parachuted out. Most cinematic non-scripted thing I've ever done in a game.
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#36 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
yeah yeah
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#29 - anonymousbrony (11/15/2015) [-]
shouldn't***

Why do I always fuck up on the important words.

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User avatar #1 - twentyseconds ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
where do you know me from?
#2 to #1 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
from funny junk friend!    
how do you do?
from funny junk friend!
how do you do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - twentyseconds ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
good, you sent me a req, I like to know why
#4 to #3 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
saw your post about runescape and was wondering what other stuff you've posted so i figured i'd check out your profile!
User avatar #5 to #4 - twentyseconds ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
nothing else runescape related

I don't really post content much, anything I post is OC
#6 to #5 - sammae (03/11/2015) [-]
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!   
   
but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:
no worries man i was just curious! judgement free zone!

but thats better than me, i've never made anything original other than a comment /:

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