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samjackal

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#169 - (I don't think they're trying to prove otherwise) 04/08/2016 on HOLY FUCKING SHIT +9
#167 - (I don't think they're about to go to war)  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2016 on HOLY FUCKING SHIT +22
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#168 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2016) [-]
Then they're fucking casuals.
#169 - samjackal (04/08/2016) [-]
(I don't think they're trying to prove otherwise)
#94 - Bane won't die without the mask, it's more of an honor thing 03/17/2016 on some people are not nice +1
#9 - I feel like the Rhino is grossly outmatched in this, comicexplain?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2016 on Who would win... +4
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#11 - comicexplain (03/17/2016) [-]
It's true! Hulk is practically a god-tier demihuman, and Juggernaut is an imbued demigod. Rhino? Rhino is a cybernetically enhanced human. Still, it looks impressive!
#71 - Impossible. Their frames aren't design to be heavily muscled.  [+] (37 new replies) 03/15/2016 on /ss/ +29
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#78 - darksideofthebeast (03/15/2016) [-]
Yea, but some women naturally have bigger thighs and with proper leg workout, she could easily have bangin' thighs like this without roids.
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#85 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
Large thighs, yes. "Like this"? Not a chance. That's physiologically impossible for females. We are built differently, no matter what the feminists spread.
#147 - keligus (03/15/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image**is this stating she's trans? cause if so i don't care either way, she's hot. to be honest i like toned over muscle mass.
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#149 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
To each their own, eh? I prefer natural women, personally.
#153 - keligus (03/15/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image**i prefer a nice personality with similar interests, not into dudes but if they went through the process that is months long to get that part down there then i'll treat them like a woman. but personal preference plays a large part in that.
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#156 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
Oh, I was just speaking body-related. Personality is definitely the first and most important feature next to intelligence. I don't like someone who is too much smarter or dumber than me due to my need for someone I can hold a conversation with, eh?
#159 - keligus (03/15/2016) [-]
to be honest, personality and similar interests are always going to be most important, but body image is also important because you want to come to like that person as a person and their body. but if you found your perfect woman, like looks were nailed, she has interest that you enjoy as well and you can spend time doing them together, but she tells you that she was a man about 5 years ago. you don't go 'oh, sorry.' and never speak with them again. i mean, the guys who just put on a dress and make up, i understand, but the whole 9 yards procedure? you can give the now girl some props right? i mean if you want kids then thats out but i don't so its perfect in my opinion.
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#161 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
We are shallow creatures and plenty of people don't want to admit it. Anyone who admits looks are a factor in a partner has respect in my book.
#163 - keligus (03/15/2016) [-]
well, thanks... ? NAh, i know we are shallow creatures. if i wasn't shallow i would probably have a girlfriend and or wife by now. but because i want to meet the unicorn of anime fans i'm probably scheduled for a bit of loneliness. what comes will come. my ideal partner is someone who enjoys watching anime, playing video games, reading manga is an optional part, and has decent tomboyish looks. height can vary, i've found tall women and short women attractive in their own ways. six packs are pretty sexy too. but toned is more than enough, they don't have to live at the gym. although major turn offs are those even thinking about children. my neice and nephew i can live with. anything more and i'm probably going to put up a wall between me and the children.
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#164 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
You will find someone, I can promise you that. My wife is actually very similar to what you described and she is amazing for me. Also, some more advice if I may as if I actually asked don't automatically toss somoene aside because they don't meet ALL your standards. My Tora wanted kids at first, but after living by the mexicans who don't watch their kids for hours every day, she's glad we couldn't have any even if we wanted them.
#166 - keligus (03/15/2016) [-]
i appreciate the advice, but i have actually developed a fear of children. walmart employee so it was bound to happen. children crying causes headaches. extended crying causes the pain to increase. it has only gotten worse over time. if i had a child, it will cry, unavoidable eventuality unless i somehow get my wife to birth jesus christ. so... it becomes, do i look for someone who doesn't want kids, or... should i stab myself with this fork so i can leave? to be honest i don't have alot of standards, preferences sure, but after 'the desire to be physically fit' and 'does not want children' i am open to just about any possibility aside from male. and they don't have to be physically fit right off the bat, like myself, some people jsut need the motivation of a person who believes in them and to talk with them everyday and make them feel better to keep going. i had a girlfriend from august to december before circumstances led to the end of that relationship and i lost 20 pounds. kept it up for a while before feeling extremely lonely and lost another 20 pounds. reverted back five pounds before i could kick myself again but i'm working at it slowly, my goal is 200 pounds and i started at 320. its a big goal but i was a third of the way there and still trying to go strong.
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#173 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
I am so sorry! I didn't mean that one specifically. I was just using an example. I was just saying don't be too picky. Part of that is because nobody takes off their mask completely outside of a 5+year or so, everyone is different friendship or marriage (we're going on 9) and if you don't give someone a chance with their mask, you'll never find out who they are underneath.

The most important thing I tell all my friends, however.... the one piece of advice I would give if I was allowed only one; One mistake is never enough to break a relationship over. Period. Talk out your problems and you'll find a way to work through them. Any mistake short of abuse. Don't ever stick around when it comes to abuse.
#177 - keligus (03/15/2016) [-]
and your alright, everybody has things from their past, mine are me being anti kid, others are other things. your fine.
#175 - keligus (03/15/2016) [-]
lies are a big thing with me, my last relationship ended because for about 3 of the four months i knew her she fed me lies about her daily life. she told me about her 14 friends and how she spent a lot of time with them. we would chat for a good amount fo time each day and she had a bunch of stories. but int eh end they were stories breathing life into characters. she didn't have those 14 friends she talked with daily. she had 2 that she talked with once a month at best. she was hefty, and she wanted to lose weight. i was perfectly fine with that and was ready to help her along the way as best i could. we were going to meet up around Christmas, long distance relationship, she was going to travel to me, but in the end she went silent for a few days, i got worried and called her grandma, who she lived with. her grandma told me about how she liked to stretch the truth, i asked about her friends and she drew a blank. i'm fine if someone tells me a white lie on occasion, or if its something little that isn't really anything. but 3 months of lies destroys a relationship. she was sad, she had made ti to my state and it is true i could have handled it better. i was pissed, i refused to meet her, she told me she would go home the same way she came, by bus. i've always been fine with a little white lie. but if you try to build a relationship on a foundation of lies then you are soaking wooden timbers in oil and setting up the fuse. a match set aside for later.
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#180 - dharkmoswen (03/16/2016) [-]
You are an awesome person imo.
Yeah, lying is a big thing, and since my wife and I are both victims of cheating and even cheated on each other once, cheating is on our list of the worst things. I was young and stupid, she was getting revenge and we both realized how stupid we had been and what we had almost lost. Strangely enough, working through it was one of the things that brought us closer than anything else. That said, it will only work if both parties in the relationship want to fix things. I don't think it was the lies that ended it with you two. I think you just had more heart in your relationship and I'm sorry you had to go through that.
#181 - keligus (03/16/2016) [-]
thank you
#101 - funpunk (03/15/2016) [-]
Well that's disappointing. Educational, but still disappointing.
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#107 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
Sorry. I felt the same way when I found out.
#125 - funpunk (03/15/2016) [-]
I've always had a thing for really muscular women. It's kind of a let-down that the only women like that use steroids. Well, just being toned is good enough I guess.
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#126 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
There ya go. My wife used to be toned af
#127 - funpunk (03/15/2016) [-]
"Used to"? Sounds like quitter talk to me. Hit the gym together, and both be toned af.
Only relevant image I have. Sauce is Danganronpa.
#160 - keligus (03/15/2016) [-]
thing is, the little one is toned, the big girl is ripped to the point where it becomes unattractive to me.
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#129 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
Cancer, bro.... Hell, we just got her oxygen setup today. Trust me, she's no quitter and neither am I.
#130 - funpunk (03/15/2016) [-]
Holy shit man. I was just trying to sound inspiring.
I'm sure she'll be fine. Once she recovers, then you can both hit the gym. Don't ever give up, either of you.
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#131 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
XD It's all cool man. I shoulda thought ahead when I said that and explained in the first place. Yeah, though. In the (honestly) unlikely event she gets better, we're hitting the gym together. If not, my brother will be going with me, partially to hold me together and distract me.
Sorry if my seemingly nonchalant attitude about my wife dying from cancer offends anyone, but it's something we've talked about for a few years now, due to her ever-degrading health, so I'm just used to talking about it. Doesn't hurt any less.
#133 - funpunk (03/15/2016) [-]
Good to hear. You'll both be in my prayers.
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#134 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
Thank you very much.
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#87 - darksideofthebeast (03/15/2016) [-]
Well, I honestly didn't know that. I thought it was possible through hard exercise.
Oh well, I'd still bank.
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#88 - dharkmoswen (03/15/2016) [-]
The more you know.

Also.... I would die, but were I an unwed man, I'd take her in a manly fashion.
#73 - heyyoutoo (03/15/2016) [-]
Male frames also aren't designated to be as heavily muscled as we can get without using steroids.
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#79 - xcrossdoge (03/15/2016) [-]
testosterone promotes the growth of muscle mass. A average man has between 270 and 1070 ng/dL thats nanograms per deciliter 1deciliter is like, 3 fl oz and an average woman has between 15 to 70 ng/dL. So men are actually genetically built to have more muscle mass. So: Men's frames ARE designed to be heavily muscled without any serious difficulty. Women can also build up mass, but due to ther lack of testosterone is a fucktonne more difficult, they need to rely much more on protein absorbtion and other stuff to increaser muscle mass and it takes alot more time.
#122 - anon (03/15/2016) [-]
Well, on average that's true, but there are conditions where a woman's body produces high levels of testosterone. Results are usually polycystic ovarian syndrome, acne, body hair growth - even to the point of facial hair.

Of course I don't know what's the case with this girl. Could be roids, could be medical, could be photoshop.
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#124 - xcrossdoge (03/15/2016) [-]
True. It's not photoshopped, even if it were, i've seen other women with big thighs, and roids are mainly for high-competition athletes didnt say she wasnt using them . Her thighs are probably the result of a high (for women) but normal ammounts of testosterone, good diet with high ammounts of protein and exercise, cause she seems to be in pretty good shape with a good % body fat.
#102 - skebaba (03/15/2016) [-]
Is injecting testosterone using steroids? I mean, it's not exactly cheating, since your body produces it naturally.
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#106 - xcrossdoge (03/15/2016) [-]
Steroids come in alot of different types, incluiding lipid cholesterol for diets, dexamethasone which is an anti-inflamatory, and the sex hormones estradiol and testosterone. So yes. Injecting testosterone is considered using steroids, even though your body produces them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steroid
check out the images under the "Nomenclature" part, "male and female hormones are considered steroids, and testosterone is the most common anabolic steroid"
anabolic steroids are regular steroids in drug format. it's the same thing, but ready for use
#110 - skebaba (03/15/2016) [-]
We should ban all humans from doing sports, since testosterone is a steroid.
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#114 - xcrossdoge (03/15/2016) [-]
i can feel the sarcasm but im gonna reply anyway
Natural testosterone and a good diet are used to maintain testosterone levels OK for athletes.
Sinthetic anabolic steroids are not OK because it's like becoming much stronger and faster with no effort/training and they have some nasty side effects.
-Infertility and impotence in men
-Breast development and testicular shrinkage in men
-Excessive face and body hair development in women
-Deepened voice, menstrual irregularities and reduced breast size in women
-Acne, oily scalp, jaundice, mood swings, delusions and baldness in both men and women
-Increased risk of high cholesterol, liver disease, liver cancer and heart attacK.
#24 - Seeing these in reverse would be horrifying 03/04/2016 on DrPimplePopper Cleaning the... +17
#4 - I didn't know yao guai had a grab attack  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2016 on Infuriating Fallout +2
#6 - jaevel (02/21/2016) [-]
Apparently every animal has that, even the player.
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#86 - Why has nobody photoshopped these animals onto machine guns yet 02/10/2016 on Who's behind the camera 0
#7 - Dunno about the best movie, but definitely the best comics 02/09/2016 on (untitled) -1
#22 - Picture 02/08/2016 on Neta-Lee Hershlag Jewing +10