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Date Signed Up:12/01/2010
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#154973 - omfgahsbASDHVCoa ***** just ask for it so simple!…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #154984 - syrenthra (09/16/2014) [-]
I plan to today!

when I see her today I plan to mention that I enjoyed going to coffee with her and ask if we could exchange numbers to plan another time to meet up.
#154838 - did you get her number this time???? 09/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#154574 - Ahhhhh man one word foreplay man that's the key to lasting lon… 09/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#154412 - 24 09/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +5
#154392 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#154554 - haydentheviking (09/14/2014) [-]
I feel my luck has run dry

she sent me her tumblr at one point idek why and went "i post way too much porn" i see a link saying "fuckbook" it links straight to her facebook account


i feel i feel for a get around
User avatar #154555 - haydentheviking (09/14/2014) [-]
i feel i fell*
#154291 - naw your gonna make your self look like a fool. shes probably …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#154326 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
update she dont seem to be interested in anyone but him

He was being one creepy bugger apparently this is cute if you stare at a girl for a good 30 minutes and he looked to see how far away she lived from him and he is going to meet her this weekend i cant seem to win

it does seem like its a fuck and run kinda scenarios tho
User avatar #154307 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
shes only known him a few days

ill just wait it out

i guess i just wait it out

i dont think it will his like saying all this shit to impress her, pray it dont work out and i can swoop in
#154392 - saltybanana (09/13/2014) [-]
#154554 - haydentheviking (09/14/2014) [-]
I feel my luck has run dry

she sent me her tumblr at one point idek why and went "i post way too much porn" i see a link saying "fuckbook" it links straight to her facebook account


i feel i feel for a get around
User avatar #154555 - haydentheviking (09/14/2014) [-]
i feel i fell*
#154289 - hey man dont feel so down bro, **** like this alw…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#154290 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
She was too good to be true she liked all the same stuff as me and did alot of the same stuff..but no ol hayden here never gets such luck


im getting pissed this weekend hopefully and ill probably tell her then by accident
User avatar #154291 - saltybanana (09/12/2014) [-]
naw your gonna make your self look like a fool. shes probably mad in love with this dude, she'll just ignore your emotions.

best to let it go, see what happens, maybe it wont work out for her and him
#154326 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
update she dont seem to be interested in anyone but him

He was being one creepy bugger apparently this is cute if you stare at a girl for a good 30 minutes and he looked to see how far away she lived from him and he is going to meet her this weekend i cant seem to win

it does seem like its a fuck and run kinda scenarios tho
User avatar #154307 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
shes only known him a few days

ill just wait it out

i guess i just wait it out

i dont think it will his like saying all this shit to impress her, pray it dont work out and i can swoop in
#154392 - saltybanana (09/13/2014) [-]
#154554 - haydentheviking (09/14/2014) [-]
I feel my luck has run dry

she sent me her tumblr at one point idek why and went "i post way too much porn" i see a link saying "fuckbook" it links straight to her facebook account


i feel i feel for a get around
User avatar #154555 - haydentheviking (09/14/2014) [-]
i feel i fell*
#154258 - use wolf alpha rama 09/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#154257 - bro just go for it!! sometimes you need to take a ris…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #154288 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
i feel i have left it too late
#154287 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
she was telling me how she has a crush on this guy jack and that he is "everything she wants in a guy" he is the smuggest looking guy ever

and then guess what

he fucking talked to her and now she is head over heels for this guy
#154289 - saltybanana (09/12/2014) [-]
hey man dont feel so down bro, shit like this always happens.

maybe she wasnt for you, like everyone here will say. "theyre millions of girls to be just crying over one."

who knows youll find another P.Y.T this time act quicker, but not too quick
#154290 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
She was too good to be true she liked all the same stuff as me and did alot of the same stuff..but no ol hayden here never gets such luck


im getting pissed this weekend hopefully and ill probably tell her then by accident
User avatar #154291 - saltybanana (09/12/2014) [-]
naw your gonna make your self look like a fool. shes probably mad in love with this dude, she'll just ignore your emotions.

best to let it go, see what happens, maybe it wont work out for her and him
#154326 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
update she dont seem to be interested in anyone but him

He was being one creepy bugger apparently this is cute if you stare at a girl for a good 30 minutes and he looked to see how far away she lived from him and he is going to meet her this weekend i cant seem to win

it does seem like its a fuck and run kinda scenarios tho
User avatar #154307 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
shes only known him a few days

ill just wait it out

i guess i just wait it out

i dont think it will his like saying all this shit to impress her, pray it dont work out and i can swoop in
#154392 - saltybanana (09/13/2014) [-]
#154554 - haydentheviking (09/14/2014) [-]
I feel my luck has run dry

she sent me her tumblr at one point idek why and went "i post way too much porn" i see a link saying "fuckbook" it links straight to her facebook account


i feel i feel for a get around
User avatar #154555 - haydentheviking (09/14/2014) [-]
i feel i fell*
#154255 - lol well she has to be good, that her job 09/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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User avatar #1 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
Hi there. I was that anon on the advice board, I appreciate the response <3
#2 to #1 - saltybanana (07/27/2014) [-]
hey man no problem!
#3 to #2 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
you're a good man, saltybanana
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