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saltybanana

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Date Signed Up:12/01/2010
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#28630 - i see alot of pros, and basically fitness/basic models go to t…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #28631 - marinepenguin (2 hours ago) [-]
That's because they're elite level athletes who are on heavy supplementation. 3-4 times a week is plenty for even advanced lifters.
#28626 - anyadvice on traing twice a day. body building wise? …  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #28634 - leal (2 hours ago) [-]
Do lots and lots of steroids so your body can handle it.

Otherwise don't even bother once a day
User avatar #28629 - marinepenguin (3 hours ago) [-]
Why twice a day? Completely unnecessary.
User avatar #28630 - saltybanana (2 hours ago) [-]
i see alot of pros, and basically fitness/basic models go to the gym twice or three times a day?
User avatar #28631 - marinepenguin (2 hours ago) [-]
That's because they're elite level athletes who are on heavy supplementation. 3-4 times a week is plenty for even advanced lifters.
#178720 - women are ticking time bombs man. once they go off, theyres no…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #179056 - maxismahname (03/27/2015) [-]
>>#178710
I think I did it guys... I can sense things are getting better. She still doesn't wanna talk to me in real life but we're back to texting all day and she seems pretty normal. She's also hinting at us being okay again.
#178719 - looks like someone likes girls fagget honestly that s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #178721 - enjoigiggity (03/24/2015) [-]
I kiss girls, I'm such a faggot.

But hey, thanks for confirming with me that it's a good idea, hopefully all goes well and she does like it
#178705 - take a massive **** on your plant, the minerals and nut…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #178707 - tepidteal (03/24/2015) [-]
thanks.
I had a couple on the windowsill or I left them outside for too long and they died quickly.
User avatar #178709 - confusedasian (03/24/2015) [-]
Sacrifice your first born for your plants revival.
#178704 - back in this bitch one more time!!! i heard you in tr…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #178706 - maxismahname (03/24/2015) [-]
This one girl sent nudes in a group chat I was in we're pretty much gf/bf (The girl I upset) , and one of the people from the chat told her recently (it happened a few months ago). I'm not really sure why I feel so bad since it wasn't directly my fault but I feel like I could have done something. My friend is definitely in the right here, so I just wanna make it up to her, that's all I'm looking for
#178720 - saltybanana (03/24/2015) [-]
women are ticking time bombs man. once they go off, theyres no way to fix what is been blown away.

try talking to her, tell her all you wanna do is talk this out and try fixing it. i wouldn't really apologize to her. women hate hearing that word many times trust me, been thru many relationships show her that you messed up and what you did was wrong. prove to her that something like that wont happen.
User avatar #179056 - maxismahname (03/27/2015) [-]
>>#178710
I think I did it guys... I can sense things are getting better. She still doesn't wanna talk to me in real life but we're back to texting all day and she seems pretty normal. She's also hinting at us being okay again.
User avatar #178710 - confusedasian (03/24/2015) [-]
SHAGGY - IT WASNT ME Is it a different girl who sent the nudes? Or was it the one that you upsetted? So the girl you upsetted was like your girlfriend and she felt upset that you were looking at another woman's nudes?


Sing her "Wasn't Me-Shaggy"
User avatar #178711 - maxismahname (03/24/2015) [-]
That last sentence sums it up
#178712 - confusedasian (03/24/2015) [-]
By the power invested in me I summon womanxplain to help this man. I command you. pls.
#11 - umm i have a job?? 03/24/2015 on saltybanana's profile 0
#38 - i think your talking about demolition man good movie too 02/09/2015 on Hulk found the mask 0
#173368 - show her your tip man, she'll be memorized again maaa… 02/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +4
#173335 - anytime m8 02/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1

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User avatar #10 - cognosceteipsum (03/23/2015) [-]
Are you black?
#11 to #10 - saltybanana (03/24/2015) [-]
umm i have a job??
User avatar #4 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/30/2014) [-]
parents just get angry because "back in their day" teens dressed different. Like my mom said people would treat me bad if I wore some of my worn out shoes. But really no one cares and the ones who do are ****** anyway you know? Like everyone has a pair of " I ran out of ***** to give" shoes.

And you can't tell parents about side pieces lol. Even now, I turn 19 tomorrow and my mom was checking my makeup bag for condoms, like why would I hide them there?
User avatar #5 to #4 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
well happy early birthday!!

yeah i believe so, my pops was always a sharp dresser, and i do dress nice sometimes. basically only when i go out with friends or maybe a date.

lol i always keep my jimmes in a xmen box, but i guess every parent thinks that, especially if youre a girl
User avatar #6 to #5 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/30/2014) [-]
Being honest I haven't had sex yet. Long story short I plan to in like 2 weeks though so i guess her mom senses were tingling cause she's never checked before haha. But that's the thing, my mom takes AT LEAST 2 hours to get dressed and I try to get done in 30 mins. Unless like you said I'm going out for something important.
But really a lot of this is my moms fault, she hates that I don't wear make up but when I was like 16 and wanted to she said no so now that I'm comfortable without it, I don't need to wear it daily. Like I'm not an addict you know?

and why in an xmen box?
User avatar #7 to #6 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
well i personally like girls without make up, cause if you need make up to look good, then you must be ugly af. sex isnt bad, dont get scared or nervous, it really isnt a bad thing IMO i dont know how it is in the girls point of view, but i assure you its not bad.

lol its this xmen box i had from when i was 18 im 21 btw and i just keep my condoms in there
#8 to #7 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
see no I heard for girls it hurts like **** the first time and it's why I've avoided it so long. But this year I got my industrial done ( I'm afraid of needles so this was a big step) and realized the pain wasn't that bad and figured sex wouldn't be that bad either. Like it'd be bearable.

And ALL guys say they like girls better without make up. I wear it just because cateye style eyeline makes my eyes look bigger and I kinda have freckles and it looks like acne scares because black people aren't supposed to have freckles.

AND another question is wtf are you up so late?
User avatar #9 to #8 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
yeah cause your hymen breaks, but from what ive heard from alot of girl said it only on the first time

cause when you see a girl wityh make and you go out wthi her, and see her without her make she looks like a dude and start questioning youre sexuality

i came back from the gym like 2hours ago and i rtook a preworkout and i dont feel tired
User avatar #1 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
Hi there. I was that anon on the advice board, I appreciate the response <3
#2 to #1 - saltybanana (07/27/2014) [-]
hey man no problem!
#3 to #2 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
you're a good man, saltybanana
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