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#445 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2011 on Merry Xmas by Mayans +7
#464 - legin (12/20/2011) [-]
Boobs!
#400 - all day errday 12/20/2011 on thumb if you are (wait for it) +1
#366 - same here except I met him a few years ago and he had another … 12/19/2011 on My dad 0
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#364 - I would roll a fatty cause my dreams make no ******* … 12/19/2011 on Oh if only -1
#159 - Even the women are all like this 12/19/2011 on Facebook (1) +2
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#30447 - uhhh thats not real  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2011 on bobJML's profile 0
#30449 - bobJML (12/19/2011) [-]
#30453 - sallysaurusrex (12/19/2011) [-]
#30 - What the hell is wrong with you 12/19/2011 on sallysaurusrex's profile 0
#28 - Picture 12/18/2011 on sallysaurusrex's profile 0
#3 - Yes, I am serious. This has been done before.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2011 on Troll Physics-Blowjobs -1
User avatar #4 - CptZappBrannigan (12/18/2011) [-]
i understand that, but i didnt know it was, hence, thanks for memorizing and pointing out an OLD repost that i didnt know about
#3 - Comment deleted 12/18/2011 on FJ is like a box of chocolates 0
#5 - ^this^ 12/18/2011 on Animal Crossing story 0
#1 - Not OC. Old repost.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2011 on Troll Physics-Blowjobs 0
#2 - CptZappBrannigan (12/18/2011) [-]
seriously? cause this came from me and my friends making a joke in health. but anyway
User avatar #3 - sallysaurusrex (12/18/2011) [-]
Yes, I am serious. This has been done before.
User avatar #4 - CptZappBrannigan (12/18/2011) [-]
i understand that, but i didnt know it was, hence, thanks for memorizing and pointing out an OLD repost that i didnt know about
#1 - what is wrong with you 12/18/2011 on Cock warmer 0
#3 - If only 12 year olds were that close to me on xbox live. Let m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2011 on Beaten by a 12 year old 0
#5 - barbeqdbrwniez (12/20/2011) [-]
Ugh you have no idea...
#1 - Picture 12/18/2011 on Haha. Black People 0
#161 - idk i thumb ed it up from negative 2  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2011 on Hitler 0
User avatar #167 - holyshitxd (12/18/2011) [-]
Moral of the story: Hitler snorted coke off of dead Jewish hookers and someone's butthurt apparently.
#252 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2011 on Dat Wizard Knows What He Wants 0
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#116 - Picture 12/18/2011 on Harmless Weapons +2
#154 - Medication for the side effects of drug abuse. He probably got…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2011 on Hitler 0
User avatar #156 - holyshitxd (12/18/2011) [-]
Medication, drugs, whatever you want to call it. Wish I could remember the compounds he took, Meth and Cocaine are the only ones to come to mind, and also an older form of (essentially) Ecstasy. Lots o' drugs.


And who thumbed this down?
User avatar #161 - sallysaurusrex (12/18/2011) [-]
idk i thumbed it up from negative 2
User avatar #167 - holyshitxd (12/18/2011) [-]
Moral of the story: Hitler snorted coke off of dead Jewish hookers and someone's butthurt apparently.
#246 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2011 on Dat Wizard Knows What He Wants -8
#264 - holyshitxd Comment deleted by sallysaurusrex
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#250 - osukiomi Comment deleted by sallysaurusrex
#252 - sallysaurusrex Comment deleted by sallysaurusrex
#255 - osukiomi Comment deleted by sallysaurusrex
#254 - osukiomi Comment deleted by sallysaurusrex
#143 - One day Hitler decided to visit one of his concentration camps… 12/18/2011 on Hitler +7
#141 - He was addicted to methamphetamine.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2011 on Hitler 0
#149 - holyshitxd (12/18/2011) [-]
And cocain...and some early forms of drugs common today. All pretty little princess in a dressistered by his personal physician. He took things to put him to sleep, wake him up, calm down AND invigorate him in leu of a speech.

So yeah, big drug addict.
User avatar #154 - sallysaurusrex (12/18/2011) [-]
Medication for the side effects of drug abuse. He probably got syphilis from a dirty needle.
User avatar #156 - holyshitxd (12/18/2011) [-]
Medication, drugs, whatever you want to call it. Wish I could remember the compounds he took, Meth and Cocaine are the only ones to come to mind, and also an older form of (essentially) Ecstasy. Lots o' drugs.


And who thumbed this down?
User avatar #161 - sallysaurusrex (12/18/2011) [-]
idk i thumbed it up from negative 2
User avatar #167 - holyshitxd (12/18/2011) [-]
Moral of the story: Hitler snorted coke off of dead Jewish hookers and someone's butthurt apparently.

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lui you mah girl gimme a kiss

User avatar #41 - gilgindor (12/31/2011) [-]
We're doing a duet of Hard to Explain by The Strokes tomorrow.
User avatar #43 to #637 - gilgindor (01/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #629 - JayAndSilentRobert (12/22/2011) [-]
**** you texas

**** the lone star state
User avatar #29 - furryflava (12/18/2011) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #624 - sallysaurusrex (12/19/2011) [-]
What the hell is wrong with you
#27 - LawdOfChickun (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey :) I rolled you for secret Santa, here's a picture you might like
#24 - thenameislegione (12/15/2011) [-]
will their /b cake
User avatar #26 to #620 - thenameislegione (12/16/2011) [-]
RL spelling bee
#21 - bobJML (12/11/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
#22 to #616 - sallysaurusrex (12/11/2011) [-]
nuttin much
nuttin much
User avatar #14 - JayAndSilentRobert (12/06/2011) [-]
you get on
User avatar #8 - LoLgenerator (12/04/2011) [-]
I hate my ******* life, I'm a goddamn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a lowly frycook at a fast food joint.This is the only job I've ever had and I probably won't ever get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss he'd probably just cut my already low salary. All he cares about is money

Outside of work I just blow bubbles for fun. My best friend is retarded but I suppose that's better than nothing.I'm in love with one of my neighbors, she's a gorgeous southern girl who just moved here from Texas. Her life is so much more exciting than mine, I'm sure she'd never fall in love with me.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driving test every time I take it. Worst of all, I live in a pineapple under the sea.
User avatar #9 to #600 - sallysaurusrex (12/04/2011) [-]
nice copypasta
3/10
#10 to #601 - LoLgenerator (12/04/2011) [-]
copy pasta you say? i've no idea what you're talking about! i just typed that!
#11 to #602 - sallysaurusrex (12/04/2011) [-]
Even if you did, it's been done before. Almost exactly, in fact.
#12 to #603 - LoLgenerator (12/04/2011) [-]
HAHA! You're a Troll! You're trolling me!

I've Been Trolled!!
#1 - JayAndSilentRobert (12/04/2011) [-]
heres somthing fer ur propofanda folder
#2 to #593 - sallysaurusrex (12/04/2011) [-]
lol I should start an anti commie folder
Thanks, and in return I present to you... cereal
#3 to #594 - LoLgenerator (12/04/2011) [-]
i got a few randomly on my HDD
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