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Date Signed Up:11/28/2010
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I accidentally the entire coke bottle.

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#135 - Picture 12/03/2011 on Jokes +1
#43 - Picture 12/03/2011 on Hipster Troll +21
#199 - Picture 12/03/2011 on LoLgenerator's profile 0
#3 - Picture 12/03/2011 on Imminent shitstorm -2
#2 - Picture 12/03/2011 on Imminent shitstorm 0
#3 - Consider yourself lucky. My little brother's friend is an open…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2011 on Best thing she's ever... +1
User avatar #6 - archosaurusrev (12/03/2011) [-]
1: I know that feel.
2: Our usernames are very similar
#5 - anonymous (12/03/2011) [-]
yeah hes lucky but i thihnk i like your lips
#4 - So I'm guessing you're against eating? Life may not be for you… 12/03/2011 on WE NEED YOUR HELP! +1
#3 - Coincidence*  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2011 on Yes indeed -36
#17 - cubanwhiteman (12/04/2011) [-]
Fine, you deserve a coincidence to the head.
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2011) [-]
Jogging

What is to be expected, Living longer.

What happened, Jogging killed him
#7 - Ninja? You mean the one standing in the corner waiting to kill… 12/03/2011 on Ninja way +2
#1 - That's a coincidence Irony= incongruity between what is…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2011 on Yes indeed -50
#30 - krayziebone (12/04/2011) [-]
That's an oxymoron sir.
#23 - anonymous (12/04/2011) [-]
Your example is an Oxymoron, not a coincidence.
#2 - anonymous (12/03/2011) [-]
A healthy trend (jogging), supposed to help you live longer, killed a guy... And that's not irony... You deserve an iron to the head
User avatar #3 - sallysaurusrex (12/03/2011) [-]
Coincidence*
#17 - cubanwhiteman (12/04/2011) [-]
Fine, you deserve a coincidence to the head.
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2011) [-]
Jogging

What is to be expected, Living longer.

What happened, Jogging killed him
#1 - Post unfunny on FJ. >mfw  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2011 on Post funny FB status. 0... +5
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#4 - >implying violence isn't too mainstream for them 12/03/2011 on Padlock Challenge Accepted 0
#3 - Picture 12/03/2011 on oh 4chan +2
#1 - Doin it wrong >SLOWpoke >SLOW >not doinitwrongpoke  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2011 on Movember -2
#3 - herpdizzle (12/04/2011) [-]
Movember= November; The month where you grow a mustache... which was last month.

>Was supposed to grow one last month.
>Is growing one this month.


>YOUR FACE WHEN



#2 - anonymous (12/03/2011) [-]
I dont understand where is pants involved
#3 - first time I lol'd at conspiracy keanu, except I lol'd at the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2011 on Conspiracy Keanu 0
User avatar #8 - adolfhilter (12/04/2011) [-]
dammit, I let one go free!
#4 - I ******* love IKEA food.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2011 on SWEDISH STYLE! +1
#5 - anonymous (12/03/2011) [-]
lol.. i thought they sold ikea at furniture>
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#1 - reposted to **** 12/03/2011 on Peels bad man +5
#5 - Advertising on FJ without paying the site owner? lolk 12/03/2011 on Help a brother! -3
#3 - :\ 12/03/2011 on Scumbag USA 0
#4 - I knew I recognized him. He was on the news a while back. 12/03/2011 on Unintentional Troll +2
#1 - OP I know exactly how you feel every ******* day … 12/03/2011 on WHAT DID I AGREE TO? +3
#41 - high school =/= college >I still use photoshop since…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2011 on Oh Photshop +3
#43 - zzombiee (12/03/2011) [-]
You are correct that i'm still in high school, but i don't use Photoshop anymore. We're done that now.
#833 - Picture 12/03/2011 on JayAndSilentRobert's profile 0
#632 - There is always a logical explanation, but that is hardly an e… 12/03/2011 on Germany +1
#30 - The key was above the box... 12/03/2011 on Fuck 0

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User avatar #48 - majormayor (03/28/2014) [-]
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
User avatar #47 - PieKingPro (11/27/2013) [-]
eres muy guapa lui mendoza
User avatar #44 - turdmonkey (01/15/2012) [-]
lui you mah girl gimme a kiss

User avatar #41 - gilgindor (12/31/2011) [-]
We're doing a duet of Hard to Explain by The Strokes tomorrow.
User avatar #43 to #637 - gilgindor (01/01/2012) [-]
Lets do iiiiiiiiit
User avatar #35 to #629 - JayAndSilentRobert (12/22/2011) [-]
**** you texas

**** the lone star state
User avatar #29 - furryflava (12/18/2011) [-]
hello mate i am also your secret santa :3
enjoy this playlist of awesome this you may or may not buy :3
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL652F457A0C7E45DB
User avatar #30 to #624 - sallysaurusrex (12/19/2011) [-]
What the hell is wrong with you
#27 - LawdOfChickun (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey :) I rolled you for secret Santa, here's a picture you might like
#24 - thenameislegione (12/15/2011) [-]
will their /b cake
User avatar #26 to #620 - thenameislegione (12/16/2011) [-]
RL spelling bee
#21 - bobJML (12/11/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
#22 to #616 - sallysaurusrex (12/11/2011) [-]
nuttin much
nuttin much
User avatar #14 - JayAndSilentRobert (12/06/2011) [-]
you get on
User avatar #8 - LoLgenerator (12/04/2011) [-]
I hate my ******* life, I'm a goddamn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a lowly frycook at a fast food joint.This is the only job I've ever had and I probably won't ever get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss he'd probably just cut my already low salary. All he cares about is money

Outside of work I just blow bubbles for fun. My best friend is retarded but I suppose that's better than nothing.I'm in love with one of my neighbors, she's a gorgeous southern girl who just moved here from Texas. Her life is so much more exciting than mine, I'm sure she'd never fall in love with me.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driving test every time I take it. Worst of all, I live in a pineapple under the sea.
User avatar #9 to #600 - sallysaurusrex (12/04/2011) [-]
nice copypasta
3/10
#10 to #601 - LoLgenerator (12/04/2011) [-]
copy pasta you say? i've no idea what you're talking about! i just typed that!
#11 to #602 - sallysaurusrex (12/04/2011) [-]
Even if you did, it's been done before. Almost exactly, in fact.
#12 to #603 - LoLgenerator (12/04/2011) [-]
HAHA! You're a Troll! You're trolling me!

I've Been Trolled!!
#1 - JayAndSilentRobert (12/04/2011) [-]
heres somthing fer ur propofanda folder
#2 to #593 - sallysaurusrex (12/04/2011) [-]
lol I should start an anti commie folder
Thanks, and in return I present to you... cereal
#3 to #594 - LoLgenerator (12/04/2011) [-]
i got a few randomly on my HDD
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