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salemjensen

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/16/2011
Last Login:3/12/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 174 total,  337 ,  163
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/5)
Level 113 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Comments: Funny Junkie
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:174
FJ Points:183
I, like most people, come her because I am bored and seek entertainment.

latest user's comments

#9 - Am I the only one who couldn't give less of a **** abou…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Who Needs A Spanking? +3
User avatar #13 - cubanwhiteman (07/23/2012) [-]
It's a ballet.
#12 - Ken M (07/23/2012) [-]
look up weirdest ballet ever on youtube, it may not be whole one so check the suggested videos
#8 - Yep. That place is creepy as **** , it's like bloody Saw… 07/23/2012 on Who Needs A Spanking? 0
#3 - It's sad that if you read the rest of that comic, he goes …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Who Needs A Spanking? +5
User avatar #6 - torky (07/23/2012) [-]
puts them in the box, right?
User avatar #8 - salemjensen (07/23/2012) [-]
Yep. That place is creepy as fuck, it's like bloody Saw in there.
#46 - You have the same name as me (username is middle and last name… 05/26/2012 on whitty tittle 0
#26 - OH MY ******* GOD FUNNYJUNK. This is not god damn faceb… 05/21/2012 on well... -1
#471 - I'm 13 and while I realise that to a certain degree profiling … 05/21/2012 on Atheist logic -2
#375 - Stephen ************* Fry. 05/13/2012 on Gay powers. 0
#310 - This isn't ******* facebook, come on people, get your … 05/02/2012 on So my friend was in the... +8
#91 - I am not an idiot.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2012 on German 0
#369 - chellyeah (03/06/2012) [-]
...Kore wa baka desu.
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#207 - **salemjensen rolls 33** dubs ***** 03/06/2012 on OP +12
#470 - Meh, I'll just toss the fat chick out the helicopter. 02/22/2012 on title 0
#464 - **salemjensen rolls 912** please not justin bieber..  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on title 0
User avatar #470 - salemjensen (02/22/2012) [-]
Meh, I'll just toss the fat chick out the helicopter.
#158 - **salemjensen rolls 8** my dick size in miles 02/13/2012 on Sean Bean and Pornhub 0
#40 - **** it I love anons that gif is amazing. 12/17/2011 on Not.fucking.possible. 0
#19 - Anons getting thumb s? FUNNYJUNK WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?!?!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2011 on Not.fucking.possible. -22
#22 - Ken M (12/17/2011) [-]
User avatar #40 - salemjensen (12/17/2011) [-]
Fuck it I love anons that gif is amazing.
#10 - Deliver OP! My thumb ing must not be in vain. 12/17/2011 on Meanwhile at my local dairy... 0
#314 - **salemjensen rolled a random image posted in comment #40 a… 12/12/2011 on Poor little turtle +3
#741 - it feels weird when the voice of reason is named seniorsmoothybuns. 12/12/2011 on Please read +3
#1063 - **salemjensen rolls 48** I <3 chocolaty cock.. 12/08/2011 on DisneyLand 0
#454 - Bill Nye's an actor not a scientist **** up. Yeah, all …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2011 on Luckiest kid in the whole... 0
User avatar #505 - roninpenguin (12/01/2011) [-]
Actually Bill Nye was an Mechanical Engineer before he became an actor and was Vice President of The Planetary Society up until 2010,he also holds a good amount of patents for things he has invented, so while he isn't a "Scientist" as most people would define it, he has more than enough practical knowledge to hold his own with most people in the field.

I'm actually surprised that he hasn't received an honorary degree in astronomy from somewhere by now for all the work he has done.
User avatar #516 - ztwentyonez (12/01/2011) [-]
alright ladies, stop fighting. I mean I thought he was the guy from full house for the longest time.
User avatar #519 - roninpenguin (12/01/2011) [-]
Made me laugh, thumb for you sir!
#524 - ztwentyonez (12/01/2011) [-]
#65 - **salemjensen rolls 59** dubs and I get ma ***** … 11/29/2011 on haha little kids 0
#149 - That awkward moment when anon claims OC 11/19/2011 on future trolldad +1
#67 - Take aim soldier! Wait for it... wait for it... FIRE ALL THE T…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2011 on Here's my story (Check... +3
#71 - toadsniffer has deleted their comment.
#66 - **salemjensen rolled a random image** that feel... 11/17/2011 on Here's my story (Check... +3
#111 - **salemjensen rolls 5** SINGLES? 11/03/2011 on Epic "rick" Rolls 0
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