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Date Signed Up:9/16/2011
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Total Comments Made:177
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#234 - Does anybody actually know why gifs load so ******* slow? 08/21/2012 on Don't Flinch +3
#68 - .... I'm pretty sure if he was a ginger he'd have killed himse… 08/19/2012 on Every Damn Time +3
#37 - ....... So I'm the only one she raped?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Adalia vs Predator. 0
User avatar #38 - lostinthemusic (08/19/2012) [-]
O.O



Good Comeback
#20 - Second time I've said this today. Kill yourself. Seriously, yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Every Damn Time +10
User avatar #42 - eonsmashface (08/19/2012) [-]
what if he's a ginger?
User avatar #68 - salemjensen (08/19/2012) [-]
.... I'm pretty sure if he was a ginger he'd have killed himself by now.
#36 - I would **** myself every time I woke up if I sle… 08/19/2012 on Epic camping spots. +3
#25 - That's like asking which you like better, God or Jesus. They'r…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Adalia vs Predator. 0
User avatar #35 - lostinthemusic (08/19/2012) [-]
You would be right if it was Adalia vs. Alien
User avatar #37 - salemjensen (08/19/2012) [-]
....... So I'm the only one she raped?
User avatar #38 - lostinthemusic (08/19/2012) [-]
O.O



Good Comeback
#356 - What the **** was the white guy trying to do? Kic… 08/19/2012 on I can't think of a title :P -1
#39 - Kill yourself.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Water Buffalo +4
#47 - onejollyfellow (08/19/2012) [-]
#121 - Dammit now I have to download VBA and a ton of pokemon roms.. … 08/19/2012 on Pokemon Logic +1
#150 - Too ****** bad. The fact that this has so many th… 08/19/2012 on smart boy +1
#227 - SHUT THE **** UP NICK..... aww **** 08/19/2012 on Morbid for L4D players 0
#218 - Nik Tesla is a ******* badass. He didn't get and … 08/19/2012 on My hero 0
#216 - **salemjensen rolled a random image posted in comment #59483…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on My hero +1
User avatar #261 - pureawesometacos (08/19/2012) [-]
gif is.. Amazingly accurate to text..
#214 - Comment deleted 08/19/2012 on My hero 0
#290 - This isn't at all accurate, judging from my personal experienc… 08/19/2012 on Bad parenting +4
#178 - Holy ******* **** people, I saw this… 08/19/2012 on pokemon logic 0
#171 - **salemjensen rolls 173** Dick muncher 08/17/2012 on b rabbit 0
#58 - I live on microwave popcorn and frozen pizza, cooking's not my… 08/04/2012 on Breakfast Burger 0
#56 - You put the meat on first, let it cook for a while then put in…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Breakfast Burger 0
User avatar #57 - Nullifier (08/04/2012) [-]
Thought about that but wasn't sure how it would work...Ah well, all I can make are deviled eggs, scallops with bacon bits, and frozen waffles so fuck me
User avatar #58 - salemjensen (08/04/2012) [-]
I live on microwave popcorn and frozen pizza, cooking's not my strongsuit either..
#65 - **salemjensen rolls 5** 08/04/2012 on Busted! +1
#356 - You realize that those deaths make up not even 1% of the murde…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2012 on James Holmes 0
User avatar #411 - TheUltimateFail (08/01/2012) [-]
True, but in reference to the example of the Frist and Second World Wars, a majority of the people were at least trained, and were ready to fight back. Every large massacre of innocents from those two eras are recorded in history books to this day (Holocaust, the Great Purge, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, etc.)
This was exactly the same thing, A massacre of innocents, albeit on a smaller scale. The firestorm that followed this shameless killing of innocent people is perfectly justified.
#370 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2012) [-]
Agreed with the gun law stuff. But you have to understand that the reason why this is getting so much news coverage is because this fucker killed random innocents. It was without motive, just plain and pure cruelty.


Guns laws shouldn't be changed over this, but James Holmes needs to rot.
#580 - Always related. 07/30/2012 on Nickeldeon in a Nutshell +2
#263 - Am I the only one who saw "King of the Ants" as &quo… 07/29/2012 on Movie Poster Cliches 0
#141 - THANK YOU :D I've been looking for that everywhere! 07/24/2012 on Thief +2
#126 - First time I have ever complained about a repost but **…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Thief +2
#136 - meatymeatflaps (07/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #141 - salemjensen (07/24/2012) [-]
THANK YOU :D I've been looking for that everywhere!
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