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#202 - ALRIGHT  [+] (20 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Every LoLgamer ever. +5
User avatar #204 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
#205 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
NO
#206 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#207 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
I think we might be going in circles.
#208 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#209 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
DAMMIT I CAN'T WIN THIS! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE MY TEXT BIGGER!
#210 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#211 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Say something that isn't skip and move on and I will skip and move on.
#213 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
#217 - devonwaschitz (11/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #220 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
this is not even the end of it
#214 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh I'm very serious.
#216 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
i didnt say anything, therefore i said something instead of skip and move on...
User avatar #264 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
cant direct reply to comment 226 so, no you fucking dipshit it isnt.
#218 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
But you didn't say anything. I said "say" something. You technically did not say anything therefore you did not fulfil my request. Your move.
User avatar #251 - illegalartist (11/01/2012) [-]
thumb down and skip. its what i do everytime i see one of those anime motivational posters. only way of voicing your opinion on this site. just like real life voting
User avatar #243 - kazrieleversio (11/01/2012) [-]
I think you should skip and move on.
User avatar #219 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
my previous comment has said things other than just skip and move on. there was no stipulation that skip and move on couldnt be in the comment. your move.
#226 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [-]
Is your username a pearl jam reference?
#221 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Touche.
#199 - Alright. Thanks bud.  [+] (22 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Every LoLgamer ever. +3
User avatar #201 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
#202 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
ALRIGHT
User avatar #204 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
#205 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
NO
#206 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#207 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
I think we might be going in circles.
#208 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#209 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
DAMMIT I CAN'T WIN THIS! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE MY TEXT BIGGER!
#210 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#211 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Say something that isn't skip and move on and I will skip and move on.
#213 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
#217 - devonwaschitz (11/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #220 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
this is not even the end of it
#214 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh I'm very serious.
#216 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
i didnt say anything, therefore i said something instead of skip and move on...
User avatar #264 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
cant direct reply to comment 226 so, no you fucking dipshit it isnt.
#218 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
But you didn't say anything. I said "say" something. You technically did not say anything therefore you did not fulfil my request. Your move.
User avatar #251 - illegalartist (11/01/2012) [-]
thumb down and skip. its what i do everytime i see one of those anime motivational posters. only way of voicing your opinion on this site. just like real life voting
User avatar #243 - kazrieleversio (11/01/2012) [-]
I think you should skip and move on.
User avatar #219 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
my previous comment has said things other than just skip and move on. there was no stipulation that skip and move on couldnt be in the comment. your move.
#226 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [-]
Is your username a pearl jam reference?
#221 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Touche.
#195 - Every second post seems to be about LoL though, it's hard to avoid.  [+] (24 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Every LoLgamer ever. -7
User avatar #196 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
#199 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Alright. Thanks bud.
User avatar #201 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
#202 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
ALRIGHT
User avatar #204 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
#205 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
NO
#206 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#207 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
I think we might be going in circles.
#208 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#209 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
DAMMIT I CAN'T WIN THIS! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE MY TEXT BIGGER!
#210 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#211 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Say something that isn't skip and move on and I will skip and move on.
#213 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
#217 - devonwaschitz (11/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #220 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
this is not even the end of it
#214 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh I'm very serious.
#216 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
i didnt say anything, therefore i said something instead of skip and move on...
User avatar #264 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
cant direct reply to comment 226 so, no you fucking dipshit it isnt.
#218 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
But you didn't say anything. I said "say" something. You technically did not say anything therefore you did not fulfil my request. Your move.
User avatar #251 - illegalartist (11/01/2012) [-]
thumb down and skip. its what i do everytime i see one of those anime motivational posters. only way of voicing your opinion on this site. just like real life voting
User avatar #243 - kazrieleversio (11/01/2012) [-]
I think you should skip and move on.
User avatar #219 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
my previous comment has said things other than just skip and move on. there was no stipulation that skip and move on couldnt be in the comment. your move.
#226 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [-]
Is your username a pearl jam reference?
#221 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Touche.
#182 - I have never played LoL and I'm getting kind of annoyed by all…  [+] (27 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Every LoLgamer ever. +1
User avatar #241 - thepalmtoptiger (11/01/2012) [-]
Easy solution, download the free game.
User avatar #192 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
User avatar #195 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Every second post seems to be about LoL though, it's hard to avoid.
User avatar #196 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
#199 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Alright. Thanks bud.
User avatar #201 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
#202 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
ALRIGHT
User avatar #204 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
skip and move on
#205 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
NO
#206 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#207 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
I think we might be going in circles.
#208 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#209 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
DAMMIT I CAN'T WIN THIS! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE MY TEXT BIGGER!
#210 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
SKIP AND MOVE ON
#211 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Say something that isn't skip and move on and I will skip and move on.
#213 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
#217 - devonwaschitz (11/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #220 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
this is not even the end of it
#214 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh I'm very serious.
#216 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
i didnt say anything, therefore i said something instead of skip and move on...
User avatar #264 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
cant direct reply to comment 226 so, no you fucking dipshit it isnt.
#218 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
But you didn't say anything. I said "say" something. You technically did not say anything therefore you did not fulfil my request. Your move.
User avatar #251 - illegalartist (11/01/2012) [-]
thumb down and skip. its what i do everytime i see one of those anime motivational posters. only way of voicing your opinion on this site. just like real life voting
User avatar #243 - kazrieleversio (11/01/2012) [-]
I think you should skip and move on.
User avatar #219 - TheFixer (11/01/2012) [-]
my previous comment has said things other than just skip and move on. there was no stipulation that skip and move on couldnt be in the comment. your move.
#226 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [-]
Is your username a pearl jam reference?
#221 - salemjensen (11/01/2012) [-]
Touche.
#85 - Wrong, the way it works is that as long as you can take out th… 10/31/2012 on Better Call Bert 0
#45 - MFW stupid people on yahoo answers.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2012 on Witty title +1
User avatar #57 - bitchplzzz (10/31/2012) [-]
I do believe that that is what we call Facebook.com in the picture. But yes. Yahoo Answers delivers some stupid delivery
#24 - MFW I'm arrested for necrophilia. 10/31/2012 on necrophilia +1
#18 - MFW slutty grim reaper 10/31/2012 on Every year +2
#11 - Comment deleted 10/31/2012 on MFW when i see a gif with... +3
#201 - hfw 10/31/2012 on This Guy +2
#304 - Favourite. 10/31/2012 on My favorite GIF +3
#66 - Know that feel bro :(  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on FunnyJunk Batman Gathering +1
User avatar #269 - justanotherzombie (10/28/2012) [-]
Well we should make a party of are own with black jack and hookers :)
#172 - Using my own argument against me, clever. Really. I defend my …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Too Soon -3
User avatar #178 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
I can respect your beliefs, I just feel differently. But hey, this isn't going to go anywhere good, so how about we just end it friends?

Thank you for the compliment good sir.
#161 - Did I ever say she was brave or my hero? No. I said you should…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Too Soon -4
User avatar #165 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
You have nothing better to do but defend an idiot and, from your point of view, argue with one.
User avatar #172 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
Using my own argument against me, clever. Really. I defend my morals. I believe it is absolutely wrong to make fun of a child who killed herself, whether she was an idiot or not and I would gladly argue with someone who believes otherwise.
User avatar #178 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
I can respect your beliefs, I just feel differently. But hey, this isn't going to go anywhere good, so how about we just end it friends?

Thank you for the compliment good sir.
#349 - Really? So calling Hitler a genocidal psychopath would make me…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on /b/ 0
User avatar #359 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
When exactly did I say calling someone something makes you that thing. I said calling someone stupid makes you stupid. You keep making the worst analogies. No, this bitch right here, was a slut. If she didn't kill herself, and I showed you what she was like, you would hate her. She was the kind of bitch that would get pregnant at 17, not have an abortion, and kill herself and the leave the baby to die.
I don't judge people on how they died, I judge people on how they lived.
#151 - Only the latter.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Too Soon -4
User avatar #153 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
I just wanted to mimic your "hero" and follow her brave footsteps.
User avatar #161 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
Did I ever say she was brave or my hero? No. I said you should kill yourself because you have nothing better to do than make fun of a dead chick.
User avatar #165 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
You have nothing better to do but defend an idiot and, from your point of view, argue with one.
User avatar #172 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
Using my own argument against me, clever. Really. I defend my morals. I believe it is absolutely wrong to make fun of a child who killed herself, whether she was an idiot or not and I would gladly argue with someone who believes otherwise.
User avatar #178 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
I can respect your beliefs, I just feel differently. But hey, this isn't going to go anywhere good, so how about we just end it friends?

Thank you for the compliment good sir.
#144 - Fuck off dude. If you can't respect the dead you should join them.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Too Soon -4
User avatar #148 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
I should flash my tits and kill myself?
User avatar #151 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
Only the latter.
User avatar #153 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
I just wanted to mimic your "hero" and follow her brave footsteps.
User avatar #161 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
Did I ever say she was brave or my hero? No. I said you should kill yourself because you have nothing better to do than make fun of a dead chick.
User avatar #165 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
You have nothing better to do but defend an idiot and, from your point of view, argue with one.
User avatar #172 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
Using my own argument against me, clever. Really. I defend my morals. I believe it is absolutely wrong to make fun of a child who killed herself, whether she was an idiot or not and I would gladly argue with someone who believes otherwise.
User avatar #178 - lickilicky (10/13/2012) [-]
I can respect your beliefs, I just feel differently. But hey, this isn't going to go anywhere good, so how about we just end it friends?

Thank you for the compliment good sir.
#142 - Fuck off. 10/13/2012 on Too Soon 0
#324 - You are so fucking stupid it's hilarious, although I do enjoy …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2012 on /b/ +2
User avatar #337 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
Calling someone stupid is something only the stupid do. It's a bullshit way out.
Oh, and a mistake is when you do one thing once and you regret it. She made the mistake over and over and over again. That's just being careless. Oh and also, they didn't beat the shit out of her, she over exaggerated. Take any source but the video she made, and look for yourself. And I know this kind of person. They're not mentally capable of handling stress. She probably would have offed herself anyway sometime later.
User avatar #349 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
Really? So calling Hitler a genocidal psychopath would make me a genocidal psychopath? How does calling someone what they are make you the same thing? So you weren't careless at all when you were 12 then? Never made a mistake more then once, never did something and did it again because you didn't get in trouble the first time? Saying that just because she couldn't handle stress she would die anyway is like saying that because people with down syndrome can't support themselves independently we should let them die.
User avatar #359 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
When exactly did I say calling someone something makes you that thing. I said calling someone stupid makes you stupid. You keep making the worst analogies. No, this bitch right here, was a slut. If she didn't kill herself, and I showed you what she was like, you would hate her. She was the kind of bitch that would get pregnant at 17, not have an abortion, and kill herself and the leave the baby to die.
I don't judge people on how they died, I judge people on how they lived.
#304 - How does that change anything at all? It's still fucking bully…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2012 on /b/ +1
User avatar #309 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
By that logic, it's police brutality if They arrest me for stealing. Her. Fucking. Fault. Maybe she shouldn't have dated someone's boyfriend.
User avatar #324 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
You are so fucking stupid it's hilarious, although I do enjoy your logical fallacy no it's not the same thing. It's police brutality if they beat the shit out of you for stealing, like they did to her. Her idiotic mistakes as a child should not have led to people being cruel and hateful to her around every corner, the cause of her suicide was bullying. If people had let it go, forgiven her, not insulted her and called her a whore every day for 2 years then she would not be dead. Simple as that.
User avatar #337 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
Calling someone stupid is something only the stupid do. It's a bullshit way out.
Oh, and a mistake is when you do one thing once and you regret it. She made the mistake over and over and over again. That's just being careless. Oh and also, they didn't beat the shit out of her, she over exaggerated. Take any source but the video she made, and look for yourself. And I know this kind of person. They're not mentally capable of handling stress. She probably would have offed herself anyway sometime later.
User avatar #349 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
Really? So calling Hitler a genocidal psychopath would make me a genocidal psychopath? How does calling someone what they are make you the same thing? So you weren't careless at all when you were 12 then? Never made a mistake more then once, never did something and did it again because you didn't get in trouble the first time? Saying that just because she couldn't handle stress she would die anyway is like saying that because people with down syndrome can't support themselves independently we should let them die.
User avatar #359 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
When exactly did I say calling someone something makes you that thing. I said calling someone stupid makes you stupid. You keep making the worst analogies. No, this bitch right here, was a slut. If she didn't kill herself, and I showed you what she was like, you would hate her. She was the kind of bitch that would get pregnant at 17, not have an abortion, and kill herself and the leave the baby to die.
I don't judge people on how they died, I judge people on how they lived.
#285 - She got the shit beaten out of her while a group of 50+ from h…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2012 on /b/ +5
User avatar #297 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
She got shit beat out of her because she was dating a girls boyfriend. You know you your shit ya prick?
User avatar #304 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
How does that change anything at all? It's still fucking bullying retard, it's still something that she had to go through that contributed to her committing suicide.
User avatar #309 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
By that logic, it's police brutality if They arrest me for stealing. Her. Fucking. Fault. Maybe she shouldn't have dated someone's boyfriend.
User avatar #324 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
You are so fucking stupid it's hilarious, although I do enjoy your logical fallacy no it's not the same thing. It's police brutality if they beat the shit out of you for stealing, like they did to her. Her idiotic mistakes as a child should not have led to people being cruel and hateful to her around every corner, the cause of her suicide was bullying. If people had let it go, forgiven her, not insulted her and called her a whore every day for 2 years then she would not be dead. Simple as that.
User avatar #337 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
Calling someone stupid is something only the stupid do. It's a bullshit way out.
Oh, and a mistake is when you do one thing once and you regret it. She made the mistake over and over and over again. That's just being careless. Oh and also, they didn't beat the shit out of her, she over exaggerated. Take any source but the video she made, and look for yourself. And I know this kind of person. They're not mentally capable of handling stress. She probably would have offed herself anyway sometime later.
User avatar #349 - salemjensen (10/13/2012) [-]
Really? So calling Hitler a genocidal psychopath would make me a genocidal psychopath? How does calling someone what they are make you the same thing? So you weren't careless at all when you were 12 then? Never made a mistake more then once, never did something and did it again because you didn't get in trouble the first time? Saying that just because she couldn't handle stress she would die anyway is like saying that because people with down syndrome can't support themselves independently we should let them die.
User avatar #359 - awesomenessdefined (10/13/2012) [-]
When exactly did I say calling someone something makes you that thing. I said calling someone stupid makes you stupid. You keep making the worst analogies. No, this bitch right here, was a slut. If she didn't kill herself, and I showed you what she was like, you would hate her. She was the kind of bitch that would get pregnant at 17, not have an abortion, and kill herself and the leave the baby to die.
I don't judge people on how they died, I judge people on how they lived.
#28 - Yeah it's pretty much comic relief for the presidential debate. 10/12/2012 on Biden the whole debate 0
#25 - Nor can I, I'm just trying to explain his strategy for the deb…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Biden the whole debate 0
#27 - chazzxz (10/12/2012) [-]
Doesn't really matter anyway, vp debate counts for practically nothing.
User avatar #28 - salemjensen (10/12/2012) [-]
Yeah it's pretty much comic relief for the presidential debate.
#22 - Were you a supporter beforehand though? Going into a debate an…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Biden the whole debate 0
#23 - chazzxz (10/12/2012) [-]
I don't think I can trust somebody that smirks and laughs while discussing the murder of our ambassador in Libya.
User avatar #25 - salemjensen (10/12/2012) [-]
Nor can I, I'm just trying to explain his strategy for the debate and that though he was acting like an asshole, a misused tactic isn't necessarily reason to support someone else.
#27 - chazzxz (10/12/2012) [-]
Doesn't really matter anyway, vp debate counts for practically nothing.
User avatar #28 - salemjensen (10/12/2012) [-]
Yeah it's pretty much comic relief for the presidential debate.
#20 - Yeah it was seriously annoying if you wanted to hear what they…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Biden the whole debate +1
#21 - chazzxz (10/12/2012) [-]
Well he didn't come off as a better candidate to me. He was acting like Ryan's funny uncle, until you get in an argument with him at which point he just laughs at everything you say because no matter how wrong he may be he'll always think he's right.
User avatar #22 - salemjensen (10/12/2012) [-]
Were you a supporter beforehand though? Going into a debate and appearing confidant like he did gives your supporters a reinforcement that they should put their trust in him. If he acts like he's always right, and he doesn't give Ryan a chance to prove that he's actually wrong what else are they going to believe?
#23 - chazzxz (10/12/2012) [-]
I don't think I can trust somebody that smirks and laughs while discussing the murder of our ambassador in Libya.
User avatar #25 - salemjensen (10/12/2012) [-]
Nor can I, I'm just trying to explain his strategy for the debate and that though he was acting like an asshole, a misused tactic isn't necessarily reason to support someone else.
#27 - chazzxz (10/12/2012) [-]
Doesn't really matter anyway, vp debate counts for practically nothing.
User avatar #28 - salemjensen (10/12/2012) [-]
Yeah it's pretty much comic relief for the presidential debate.
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