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#3 - it was intentional?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Low batteries +1
User avatar #4 - kaytuhlyn (05/22/2013) [-]
Yes, it's a move called "The Death Drop"
User avatar #8 - toadsniffer (05/22/2013) [-]
i thought it was a coin drop then i realized that with that move it wouldnt involve spinning and both legs would be folded in(if i remember right)
#329 - That's the same you mongoloid cunt. 05/18/2013 on Know the difference. +2
#3 - golden boy?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on extreme biking +7
#18 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #7 - ZeGerman (05/15/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#20 - Resembles the hindu/indian/whatever swastika more than the nazi one. 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... 0
#25 - I love you. 05/01/2013 on Field cannot be empty. 0
#163 - Golly, sir, may we know what accident you speak of?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Ain't it the truth ? 0
User avatar #217 - potatonuggets (04/25/2013) [-]
It was a dark, cloudy day in the city of Khartoum-Umm Durman. I was walking along in the park, minding my own business when all of a sudden, a large Nigerian woman popped out behind from behind a tree, looking very agitated and yelling at me in African. I told her to calm down in English, but as I said that she quickly picked me up from my legs and slammed me to the ground. I, being winded, could not do anything as she took my pants and underwear off. She sat on my stomach, pinning me down. She then took a very large Toblerone chocolate bar out of her pocket and started to insert it into my anus. At this point, I had caught my breath and I screamed out for help. But there was no one around and I couldn't get her off me. She started thrusting the chocolate bar in and out of my anus very vigorously. I started crying in pain and I saw blood coming out of my anus. She then got off me and I quickly got up to try and run away, but the pain in my anus was excruciating and I fell back down. I yelled out for help again, hoping someone would hear me. The Nigerian woman then took off all her clothes and squatted over my head. I was looking right up her bum and I saw a large brown turd appear which splat all over my face. She then started to rub her breasts over my face, smearing them in poo. I then seized this opportunity to bite down extremely hard on her nipples. She shrieked in pain. I started crawling away, but she quickly caught me and turned my head to face her. She looked at me with a face of pure hatred and kicked me in the head. After that I blacked out. I woke up 1 day later in the local hospital. Doctors told me that the police found me hanging by my arms on the swing set in the park completely naked with a Swastika drawn on my stomach with my blood. I had many stitches in my anus and a piece of my calf had been bitten off, which also got stitches. So that's my story. It has scarred me for life, and I am not attracted to women any more.
#218 - thejoemotes (04/25/2013) [-]
Well that was an ordeal.
#197 - potatonuggets has deleted their comment.
#160 - A-accident?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Ain't it the truth ? 0
User avatar #162 - potatonuggets (04/24/2013) [-]
Yes, the horrible accident that happened many years ago...
#163 - sakovici (04/24/2013) [-]
Golly, sir, may we know what accident you speak of?
User avatar #217 - potatonuggets (04/25/2013) [-]
It was a dark, cloudy day in the city of Khartoum-Umm Durman. I was walking along in the park, minding my own business when all of a sudden, a large Nigerian woman popped out behind from behind a tree, looking very agitated and yelling at me in African. I told her to calm down in English, but as I said that she quickly picked me up from my legs and slammed me to the ground. I, being winded, could not do anything as she took my pants and underwear off. She sat on my stomach, pinning me down. She then took a very large Toblerone chocolate bar out of her pocket and started to insert it into my anus. At this point, I had caught my breath and I screamed out for help. But there was no one around and I couldn't get her off me. She started thrusting the chocolate bar in and out of my anus very vigorously. I started crying in pain and I saw blood coming out of my anus. She then got off me and I quickly got up to try and run away, but the pain in my anus was excruciating and I fell back down. I yelled out for help again, hoping someone would hear me. The Nigerian woman then took off all her clothes and squatted over my head. I was looking right up her bum and I saw a large brown turd appear which splat all over my face. She then started to rub her breasts over my face, smearing them in poo. I then seized this opportunity to bite down extremely hard on her nipples. She shrieked in pain. I started crawling away, but she quickly caught me and turned my head to face her. She looked at me with a face of pure hatred and kicked me in the head. After that I blacked out. I woke up 1 day later in the local hospital. Doctors told me that the police found me hanging by my arms on the swing set in the park completely naked with a Swastika drawn on my stomach with my blood. I had many stitches in my anus and a piece of my calf had been bitten off, which also got stitches. So that's my story. It has scarred me for life, and I am not attracted to women any more.
#218 - thejoemotes (04/25/2013) [-]
Well that was an ordeal.
#197 - potatonuggets has deleted their comment.
#21 - chap stick=lip balm i presume?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Good Advice Mallard... +1
#53 - erotictentacle (04/16/2013) [-]
thank you for savin' me the time to google that. have this gif
#813 - thebw (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh, chap sticks.
I suppose it makes more sense...
#2 - "Capcum" 04/16/2013 on Resident Evil 0
#2 - no? Then the Jedi Academy is a lie? …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on I'd rather be a Jedi +5
User avatar #3 - huntergriff (04/16/2013) [-]
i...i think i need to do some research on this.
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